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Zaeph
11-28-2003, 02:39 PM
My Evil Animal is an Evil Hamster named Chuck. He's high. And he has life without parole. Here is his story: Chuck woke up one day with a head ache. He looked around, and suddenly, he noticed that he was surrounded by cops. He then decided that he didn't care if the cops were there or not, so he took out his Marijuana and smoked away. END OF PART ONE
bladetalon
11-28-2003, 03:04 PM
make the hamster police like judge dredd....

nice citris proverb by the way
Zaeph
11-28-2003, 03:04 PM
fine, if nobody else will continue with their animal's adventure, I'll continue with Chuck's. Chuck was at his trial, for drug abuse. His lawyer, incidentally, was also high, and so he lost the trial. He was in rehab for three months. Then, the for the rest of his four year sentence, he would be upstream. But, suddenly, as the bus left Miami to head to the prison, the driver died of Pneumonia!!!!! Chuck ran out of the bus, and escaped. END OF PART TWO
Jesta
11-28-2003, 04:49 PM
Gunter the Llama is a rather neurotic sort of animal. His 1st run in with the law was at age 5 when he was nicked by the police for attempting to copulate with a lamp-post.
20 years later found Gunter running from the pigs yet again...
He had been interupted attempting to purchase some strawberry nesquick from a local pusher and had to dump his favorite anorack (with its pockets full of lollypops) in order to get away.
Needless to say Gunter was a rather irate llama and didnt notice the police car that hit him in the arse at 30 mph knocking him out cold and likely aggravating the case of piles he had been suffering from recently...

*Tune in next time to see what happened at the hospital
Zaeph
11-28-2003, 05:43 PM
Chuck decided to break out. As it happened to occur, his cellmate was a Warlock. Chuck decided it would be easier to break out if he was human, and so he asked the warlock to transform him. The warlock obliged. Human, he kicked the hamster guards' asses and escaped. END OF PART THREE
Zaeph
11-28-2003, 05:45 PM
Incidentally, the instant he escaped he ran into a witch. The witch got pissed at him for making her spill her Diet Coke (R) and turned him into an EVIL HAMSTER! By the way he wasn't evil before. END OF PART FOUR
Lone Wolf
11-30-2003, 02:00 PM
WOW!

- Lone Wolf
Al Caponeoni
11-30-2003, 02:57 PM
LESSONS FROM A WISE WEASEL

Manjenga is a weasel that really does not like pranks. One day, at school, a child poured glue into his seats and beat Manjenga at his own game.

Manjenga then beat the child within an inch of his life... with a stuffed teddy-bear.... while drinking tea..... yeah....
Zaeph
12-09-2003, 05:42 PM
Chuck, now extremely evil, decided to take over the world using A-Bombs. But he was broke! so he decided to get stoned and wait til tomorrow. END OF PART FIVE
Zaeph
12-09-2003, 05:42 PM
Chuck, now extremely evil, decided to take over the world using A-Bombs. But he was broke! so he decided to get stoned and wait til tomorrow. END OF PART FIVE