For the love of GOD.....

[Hugh Junit]

I STILL am unable to log onto Banff! Is the maintenance still going on? Has the server disappeared? Am I in the Matrix? Is there anybody out there?

[Office_Shredder]

You are in the matrix. Do not struggle, the transformation is complete. If you attempt to escape, you will be transferred to Chicago! MUWAHAHAHAHA:D


banff isn't working for me either:(

[Hugh Junit]

Thanks Shredder. Why isnt anyone else talking about it and why are there no threads? Has it been like this for you since yesterday?

[Office_Shredder]

No actually, it just started. What is interesting is I was battling nomar, he timed out and surrendered, then when I left and tried to get back on (because I accidentally closed the window for some reason) I couldn't get back on.

Maybe it's a conspiracy. What's that noise? Who are you? What the...:eek: *scuffle scuffle*

And I was never heard from again...:rolleyes:

[nads]

I noticed the problem at about 23:00 PST on Thursday. It is now 11:00 PST on Saturday. That's 36 hours so far. Now let's be hypothetical here and calculate how much of my gold membership value I have therefore lost.

31 days in march each with 24 hours = 744 hours

36 is 4.8387% of 744.

This means I have lost nearly 5% of my gold membership because I haven't been able to use it, that's like 25 cents! Holy hell, I could have bought something with that 25 cents like ummmm, actually wait, no I couldn't have.

ok, so you know how everything fun to do costs more to do it on weekends like amusement parks and stuff? Like maybe they'll let you in for $16 on Wednesday, but it's $28 on Saturday. Let's say a membership is worth more to me on weekends because I have more time to kill. So, based on the ratio of 16:28 which I admittedly pulled out of thin air, we should take our gold membership value loss of 5% and say that 33% of that was weekend rates.

Damnit, that's like 32 cents! You bastards, that's a postage stamp before they bumped the rates up!!! I could have almost snail mailed my grandma a letter for the money I am losing here.



Oh and one last thing, if you don't get it, don't reply to it.

[Jeffery]

I could have bought half a candy bar with that 25 cents!

[Eryyn]

hehehehehehehehehe.

that's funny

[samm]

WHEN WILL BANFF B UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeffery]

Banff has become a memory, and soon a myth, much like the legend of those other server.... legends and the gold server.

[Office_Shredder]

I'm just surprised that there hasn't been any word from the admins about what is going on...:(

[Hugh Junit]

Tell me about it. ABSOLUTELY no word about Banff for 2 days. I can be patient but jesus.

[thompizzle87]

Don't feel bad. Ive been gold for two months and still havent gotten upgraded in the forums :D