nads
03-08-2004, 12:31 AM
This post is not a joke, only the title is, but the rest is real...
I am restarting a company I had before but sold. Here's how it works. You have a dog or cat, some pet that poops. You also have more money than you have desire to clean the poop. That's where I come in. For a fee, I come by your house once, or twice a week, scoop your dog poop, and clean your cat box. That's it, easiest business in the world. I've done this before and was making about $1000.00 a month for 12 hours worth of work per week. Soooo, here's the thing, I can't think up a name for it. That's where you all come in. If your name is chosen as the name I use for my business, you will receive 1 human unit of your choi... wait, no, that was Bills' post, how about this, I'll pay for your gold account for 1 month.
Now here's the criteria.
1. The name has to suggest the nature of the business
For example, there's companies out there doing the same thing with names such as The Daily Scoop, Poo Nanny, Dog's Best Friend, Pup Patrol. All of these names are light hearted in nature, have a ring to them, are short, and suggest the nature of their business.
2. The name can't already be used as a name for an existing company of the same tpye of business
For obvious reasons, so the names given in #1 are examples only, and are already taken.
3. The shorter the better
"The Uberest Bestest R0x0rest Sexiest pooper scooper you ever laid your eyes on" is a good name, and very fitting for me, but it's not something people remember easily.
4. Profanity
Poop and such words are definately allowed, and encouraged. Shit is where we have to draw the line. Most of my customers are old rich white ladies. Think about your grandma, if she wouldn't say the name, it's over the line.
2 names I am already considering are Fresh Pets and Fresh Paws. I just need something with a ring to it though.
As I said before, I will pay for gold membership for 1 month for the person whose idea is chosen.
I am restarting a company I had before but sold. Here's how it works. You have a dog or cat, some pet that poops. You also have more money than you have desire to clean the poop. That's where I come in. For a fee, I come by your house once, or twice a week, scoop your dog poop, and clean your cat box. That's it, easiest business in the world. I've done this before and was making about $1000.00 a month for 12 hours worth of work per week. Soooo, here's the thing, I can't think up a name for it. That's where you all come in. If your name is chosen as the name I use for my business, you will receive 1 human unit of your choi... wait, no, that was Bills' post, how about this, I'll pay for your gold account for 1 month.
Now here's the criteria.
1. The name has to suggest the nature of the business
For example, there's companies out there doing the same thing with names such as The Daily Scoop, Poo Nanny, Dog's Best Friend, Pup Patrol. All of these names are light hearted in nature, have a ring to them, are short, and suggest the nature of their business.
2. The name can't already be used as a name for an existing company of the same tpye of business
For obvious reasons, so the names given in #1 are examples only, and are already taken.
3. The shorter the better
"The Uberest Bestest R0x0rest Sexiest pooper scooper you ever laid your eyes on" is a good name, and very fitting for me, but it's not something people remember easily.
4. Profanity
Poop and such words are definately allowed, and encouraged. Shit is where we have to draw the line. Most of my customers are old rich white ladies. Think about your grandma, if she wouldn't say the name, it's over the line.
2 names I am already considering are Fresh Pets and Fresh Paws. I just need something with a ring to it though.
As I said before, I will pay for gold membership for 1 month for the person whose idea is chosen.