Colt Stallion and Kristi Demoaner in: This Wild Night

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Feel free to add whatever...

*Scene: Carnival*
*Colt is playing a carnival game(the hammer), and winning many prizes*
*Kristi approaches*
"Hey there big boy, mind if I give that a try?"

...

[QuicksandSlowly]

*Colt lays large sledgehammer across shoulders*
Colt: Sure baby. Watch out, it might be a bit too powerful for you to control properly. Try this, first grab the shaft, then lift it up, and let it drop!

Kristi: Like this?

Colt: Ahhh yeahhh! That's it. Keep it up and you'll win a really great prize. ;)

[Hugh Junit]

" Now be careful." Colt says with a sly grin. " Ya gotta use both hands on this baby. It weighs a ton."
" I see what ya mean." Kristi holds the hammer up in front of her. " You could do some real damage with this thing!"

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*Kristi hoists the hammer up over her shoulder. She loses her balance and falls back into Colt's arms*
"Careful baby, you don't want to hurt yourself."

*Colt helps her to gain her balance.*

*Kristi lifts the hammer and lets it drop*
*Ding*
"Yay! I did it!"

"That's right baby, I knew you could"

[QuicksandSlowly]

Colt: So, you wanna leave? I know this hole in this basement...
Kristi: Well sure, but only if I can play with the hammer when we get there.

[Rescorlian]

*colt and krist begin walking to the basement*

Colt: we're going to have a lot of fun you and I
Kristi: I'm sure we will, as long as I get to play with the hammer.
Colt: oh you will, I want to show you something first.

*Colt leads kristi into the woods*

[S_K_O_F]

*finally, after a long search through the thick underbrush, he treasure appears*

Kristi: Wow...I can't wait to play with that hammer!
Colt: be gentle...that is a sacred treasure...and don't forget about it's companions, Lefty and Righty!

Kristi: Mmmmmm...let me at it!

*Kristi dives face first into the underbrush*

[Shuichi]

:rolleyes:

You guys are sad.

[Rescorlian]

This coming from a guy who instead of joining in the fun decided to wate his time being condescending? :rolleyes:

*kristi, deep in the underbrush learns the truth of how to weild the hammer at it's most power!!*

Krisit: I feel the power!!
Colt: Oh your going to in a second!

*colt begins to teach kristi the thrust of the hammers power*

[Link9]

We have enought whit the 3 word history,

[Snarr]

*Just before Colt's final hit with the hammer they notice Link looking at them from the bush*

Kristi: Come out of the buhes there handsome, if I can handle that hammer surly I can handle your screwdriver.

*Link approaches having no idea what Kirsti meant*
*Kirsti quickly unwraps the screwdriver*
*Kirsti and Colt giggle*

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If Kristi had known better, she would have called it an Allen Wrench, for that is a more proper measure.

After a good hour of hammering, Colt pulls out his axe.

"Oh my, that looks fun," exclaims Kristi.
"May I try?"

[Snarr]

So he has an axe and hammer? How does that work? Or is the axe a "utility" he brought with him? I'm gonna assume the latter...

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Wait... are you saying... that the hammer is a metaphor for the male genitalia? Where did you get this? We've been talking about hammers man... some people have dirty minds. :rolleyes:

[Shuichi]

Originally posted by Shuichi
:rolleyes:

You guys are sad.

[Rescorlian]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
This coming from a guy who instead of joining in the fun decided to wate his time being condescending? :rolleyes:

[Snarr]

Originally posted by insignifiGant
Wait... are you saying... that the hammer is a metaphor for the male genitalia? Where did you get this? We've been talking about hammers man... some people have dirty minds. :rolleyes:

What?!
I never said that? I just assume here that one would have either a hammer or an axe I mean you don't really need more then one of them.

[insignifiGant]

Originally posted by Snarr
What?!
I never said that? I just assume here that one would have either a hammer or an axe I mean you don't really need more then one of them.

Oh.... very well then, continue.

[Shuichi]

Originally posted by Rescorlian


Lmao, I love you Resc.

[S_K_O_F]

Anyway...back to the show

*Now, Kristi has a surprise of her own*
Kristi: Look boys! *as she reveals her carefully trims yard*
Kristi: How does my playground look?
*Colt begins to drool*
*Link proclaims* I want the south end!

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*Shuichi walks up*
"I call the merry-go-round!"

[Rescorlian]

Originally posted by Shuichi
Lmao, I love you Resc.

I love you too :)

*suichi runs happily towards the playground and hops on the merry-go-round*

Suichi: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*he notices colt, kristi and link in the bushes*

Suichi: AHHHHHHHH!!! It wasn't a dream!!!!
Colt: Get outa here, can't you see we're busy playing with our weapons in here backyard?!?!?!

*suichi runs back into his house screaming the whole way*

Link: Where were we......

[QuicksandSlowly]

*Kristi starts moaning, and strange the bushes rustle a whole bunch*

Kristi: Oh Colt! Your Stallion is so big! Umm Link, can I call you Lunk?

Link9: Call me whatever you want. ^^

Krisit: Umm, you try really really hard Lunk. :)