On request: Who is the n00b king?

[Siquo]

Whoever shall be the King of N00b?
Who is the most n00bilicious?

Please, do tell!

-EDIT BY MOD-
This crusading mod is terribly unhappy regarding the options of this poll. I demand they be changed immediatly!

[Ark Knight]

Link9...

[LondonJack]

You didn't make this an official poll, you silly poll making noob.

Edit: How could we really chose one, if it were me i wouldn't want to single any of them out, it would just make that one especially prone to stay. In an ideal world they would all hold hands and sing a nice camp song as they left the forums forever. (Cavour and Kuja though? personal axe to grind Siquo? :p)

[Link9]

all here have a title,like kuja is an asshole, i think i can win this...

[h()()t]

yaa i got 3 votes yet i am not a n00b any more.

[Jeffery]

Well, your not a newb anymore......

[h()()t]

lol

[MokoToko]

link9 has to win, i dont know a bigger noob

[ArcPaladinZero]

Link9 just lacks the ability to spell. He's sort of still a n00b. But, that Payne guy is just annoying, so I voted for him.

[kAlAmAdY]

link9 wins but lol who voted for kuja...

[Kuja]

Know what's funny:

1: I can kick Siquo's ass.

2: I have been on the forums MUCH longer than him, I registered in November. (Remember this isn't my first name.)

3: He calls me a n00b, yet he steals my term and uses it on this thread, he used n00bilicous.

So shutup Siquo. And don't steal my radical words, like n00bilicous.

The Devious One
-Kuja

[xyxaxyz2]

Link just speaks a different language, he is no n00b. H()()t has left his n()()bdom for a long time. Kuja and Cavour are nothing like n00bs. I've never heard of Payne. As bad as Siquo is, he's hardly a n00b. This is a bad list.

[Tama Drummer]

How the hell did my name get up there? I wish to loose my title and at least know how I even GOT it.

[Tama Drummer]

I'll explain Payne. He goes around in post typing stuff like "." and "..." so that he can get his total posts higher.

[Kuja]

Wow.....Xy stuck up for me....... I'm amazed, thankyou, thankyou alot.

[LondonJack]

Yeah Xyx what's wrong with you man, don't you read any of Kuja's posts? :p

[xyxaxyz2]

toledo, he's a n00b. I guess Payne qualifies as one too.

Kuja isn't a n00b...just an asshole.

[Kuja]

!

Why thankyou! I!....You!.....How?!....Xy, I'm buying you a popscicle!

[Siquo]

EToledo and lurkers are just plain stupid. These people are stupid and irritating. :D


Smarr, as a mod you probably won't know, but polls can only be edited by moderators.

-EDIT BY MOD-
Well I wouldn't edit your poll without your consent but my discontent I will express!

[Sir Vival]

Johan, is that you? Dear lord, don't tell me you've gone from being one of the most popular members in another forum to a n00b in this.

[Siquo]

I hope you are not referring to me as "Johan".

Smarr, you may edit the list, but you stay on it.
Correcting everyone's english, and then being corrected yourself by me, to whom english is only a second language, is an ultimate act of n00bness.

-EDIT BY MOD-
I'm not gonna edit your poll, but as for the correcting my English; LIES all LIES! It's nothing but evil propaganda.

[Bottle]

Definitely Link9; I've only been on the forum twice in the past week and I've been annoyed by his lack of ability to make cohesive sentences more often than I had been in the 2 weeks prior to that by EVERYONE PUT TOGETHER.

And yes, that is a cohesive sentence. I think.:D

[thrdflrmshr]

He doesn't speak English, obviously. If n00bness was based solely on grammatical prowess, then fair enough, but it isn't. Link9 knows what he's doing, he just doesn't know how to express it.

[Bottle]

Fine, but whether he meant to or not, he messed up part of the sacred three word story, a crime punishable by death. Or torture followed by death.

[Sir Vival]

Originally posted by Siquo
I hope you are not referring to me as "Johan".
Ah, must have been the wrong person. Either way - you're a n00b.

[Cavour]

How the hell did me and Kuja get on there?!?

Regardless of that... i voted for Siquo... cause he made this stupid "unofficial" title thread, and cause he put ME on there...

[Sir Vival]

The worst part is, someone actually voted for you. I was wondering how you were a n00b when I first came in here. I mean, judging the fact you organized some tournaments and such. That takes atleast a Veteran, no n00b is smart enough. ^_^

[kAlAmAdY]

i voted for cavour...lol jk i voted for link9 considering he is the only one up there i would think of as a noob i mean cmon siquo(no offense) but put some true noobs up there such as DaHell or whycantanyonebeat me

[Link9]

ok so i am a noob because i can express my sentences?
mmm"i have to get another diccionary""

[Snarr]

Try you are a n00b for annoying the hell out of mods and ruiing 2 really cool jokes but I think Cauldrum is the n00best.

[Link9]

only one,the joke of random discuse

[Sir Vival]

Link, sorry mate, but it looks as if you're the n00b king. People just don't understand you're native language isn't English. Oh well, at least you get an army of n00bs to follow you now. :P

[Snarr]

Originally posted by Link9
only one,the joke of random discuse

You also managed to upset both mods, and you believe in legends (the second joke so kindly ruined in cooperation with Cauldrum)

[Siquo]

Originally posted by Sir Vival
Ah, must have been the wrong person. Either way - you're a n00b.
You actually know another Siquo? I have been the only one for a long time on the known internet for years...

[Cavour]

Who the hell voted for me?!?