View Full Version : Single Handedly Gonna F*** Up Sage Warriors.
Amaroth
04-10-2004, 03:55 PM
Yeah you heard me. Sorry Utamaro, but I hate every person in your clan. I won't be here for a while because of school, but when I come back I'm gonna make it a point to destroy your clan. I hate everyone in it. On Army when I'm trying to recruit they tell people not to join. Everywhere I go they're constantly saying that Sage Warriors are better than Bushido.
So when my grades are up, and I return, I am going to obliterate this clan to nothing. I've done it before and I'll do it again. I've never lost to any of the members, and the only one that came close is coming to my clan. Sorry Uta, but I gotta teach those litte twits a lesson. So when I return when my grades are up, you guys are screwed. As my member -God- so eloquently put it, "In the words of Moses, 'You're seriously F*CKED now!':)"
So I leave you with these last words before my temporary departure from TAO, I'm coming for you.
The Devious One
-Amaroth
Umm, I'm not personally in Sage Warriors, nor do I know any Sage Warrior members, but I think we all should respect the ranting school boy with the bad grades. Who knows, he may not study chemistry enough, and when he grows up to be a street sweeper he might mix bleach with soap and spread the noxious fumes not just to the TAO forums, but to communities at large, all because he failed chemistry! Please, Sage Warriors, for the good of noxious fume hating communities everywhere, please disband your clan at once!
Hugh Junit
04-10-2004, 04:44 PM
* Amaroth talking* " Im gonna kick your asses. Maybe not now. Maybe not next week. Maybe not...uh....well Im gonna be off for a whils cuz...uh...dude my grades suck and my mom says I cant have the computer anymore. But when I get it back, Im gonna kick some major ass and I mean MAJOR. As long as I keep a B average I will be totally killing anyone who wants some. Until summer camp that is...but thats not for awhile.
Originally posted by Hugh Junit
* Amaroth talking* " Until summer camp that is...but thats not for awhile."
Amaroth, is that you!?!? From band camp! We played trombones together there. Remember I was first chair and you were second chair and we used to always throw spit wads at the flute girls when the director wasn't looking? We were sooooo bad at band camp. That was cool. I'll bring my laptop with me this time and together we can lay some major smack down on the Sage Warrior People.
Hugh Junit
04-10-2004, 05:06 PM
*Amaroth talking* Remember it? Heck, that was the single greatest summer of my life, well, except for that year I went to Lord of the Rings summer camp. That roooled. Definately bring your lap top this year cuz I got mine taken away. Im still gonna kick some ass though............somehow.
OK, I'll bring it, and if I can sneak out my mask from last halloween I'll bring that to with some toilet paper. We could scare the french horn players and TP the staff cabin. Ohhhh I can't wait, this will be so much kaos even more than the spit wads! I got my Air soft gun taken away though so we can't shoot Billy this year, but that's ok, we'll have Sage Warriors asses to kick instead! I'm gonna use my 1337 fomation where I put every unit on the back row with a barrier ward and frustrate them so bad they quit on their own!
Hugh Junit
04-10-2004, 07:23 PM
I'm gonna have some T-shirts printed up that say -Official Sage Warrior Killer-. Well, I mean my mom is. She said she would do it for me if I got a B+ in home economics and didnt get in trouble at band camp this year. We are going to have the best time. Everyone will know how cool we are when they see you and me with your lap top. Man..* snaps straw through top of Capri Sun pouch*..I cant wait.
*holds stomach in pain at thought of Capri Sun *
Dude, don't talk about drinking right now. My parents just took me to McDonalds and I drank SOOOOO much lemonade I thought I was going to heave! They have the phattest 1337est playland there you've ever seen. It is 2 stories tall and has 3 slides. I kept going down head first off the biggest slide and my mom told me she wasn't picking up chicken McNugget puke like she did my hot dog mess on the 4th of July at the park. They even have video games in there for the big kids, but the 2 story slide is way too much fun to pass up. Anyways, I gotta go, my hour of computer time is almost up for the day and I have to go practice my trombone.
Hugh Junit
04-10-2004, 11:42 PM
I hear ya dude. My mom says I'm grounded because we went to Mcdonalds today and I made her get me a quarter pounder. She wanted to get me a Happy Meal. I mean come on, those are for kids. She said if I didnt finish it or threw up in the car again, I was gonna be in big trouble. Playing gameboy in the car always makes my tummy ache. Sage Warriors are going DOWN! Those guys are soooooooo afraid of us.....um....my stomach hurts.
Whew, had a tough time getting back online to check this thread and make more plans. I had to lie to my mom and tell her I am writing a report for English class due Monday morning. LOL parents are soooo stoopid! I'm trying to decide which CDs I should bring. I love to dance to britney spears and my dad is proud at how I sing along to her, he said, "I never thought I'd see the day my son would sound exactly like a chic pop star. I need to figure out a new way to carry on the family name" See, he thinks I sound so good I'm gonna become a pop star and change my name and get famous using a different name. But i think i'll use my real name when i do my first album to make him even more proud. All his friends in the union will be so jealous of him. Neways, i have all of britney's stuff just let me know which ones to bring k? I half to go cause my fat headed sister says she's gonna tell mom i'm not dooing homework and she wants a turn.
Hugh Junit
04-11-2004, 08:49 AM
WOW, I cant believe your sooooo into singing now. I was kinda embarrassed to tell you, but my mom bought me an N-sync carry along karaoke machine. Next to my gameboy and pokemon collection, its my favotrite new thing. I just had a great idea! We need to start a boy band! I'll work on the name and you try and fin 2 other members. But,* suddenly realizes hes as giddy as a 10 year old girl and tries to lower voice* they gotta be cool. And they gotta hate Sage Warriors. And they need to know that you and me are ass kickers and not to mess with us. Thats it ...we'll be called the Bad Ass Kicker Boys...* sneaks into sister's room to steal belly-shirt*
ll BattleGod ll
04-11-2004, 09:02 AM
Amaroth = Owned
Amaroth
04-11-2004, 01:56 PM
BALETED!
mixedbizz
04-11-2004, 02:22 PM
Hugh Junit and Nads: you two have way too much time on your hands.
you guys should get a room :p
Amaroth edited his original response above this, so I need to edit this out so it's not confusing people.
Hugh Junit
04-11-2004, 05:58 PM
Dude, Dad caught me dancing in front of my sister's mirror and lip-syncing to her Moulon Rougue soundtrack. He asked me what I was doing. I said I was practicing to be a famous pop-star. He started saying to my mom " See , I told ya so. You wouldnt listen to me, but I told ya so." Guess he knew it all along. He was so happy that he must have wanted to celebrate because he said he was going to the tavern......we havent seen him since yesterday. I got an idea for the band. We could play our instruments and sing too. You play the trombone, I'll play my flute and I thought we could get Timmy to play his bass drum. I dont know if he can sing or dance....but he lays down a wicked beat.
Amaroth
04-11-2004, 06:06 PM
Heheh, parents ain't home, get to sneak on.
No way dude, I'm definetly playing bagpipe or kazoo, whatever you think fits best.
Hugh Junit
04-11-2004, 06:24 PM
Thats the spirit Amaroth.:D Okay man, I'll quit flaming now, we just thought the thread was funny and needed a good fire started in it. All in good fun.
Hey, that took class! I salute you Am, kudos. And Hugh, it was a pleasure working with you as always. We're here all week folks.
imperium
04-11-2004, 10:13 PM
every post here from beggining to end makes me cream myself.
im bookmarking this isht just to read it all the time.
i mean,
sage warriors are about to get their isht laid to waste, ama just got owned, and i have someone to play kazoo with. this couldnt get any better.
imperium
04-11-2004, 10:14 PM
Amaroth
04-12-2004, 07:43 AM
I'm in school, so occasionally I'll be on.
Yeah sorry for the major dis, I was just pissed because of the whole parents banning me and cancelling Paypal thing, nothing against you guys. Now where were we?
*Drops pants and puts on kilt*
Lets rock!
Eindeg-Dein
04-12-2004, 02:53 PM
You werent lieing about the Raper of noobs were you... ~Looks away from Ama changing~ Ew
Irondan
04-13-2004, 10:28 PM
And i thought that this thread could not get any better. This has been a real fun time killer. Amaroth u sure now how to take a joke. That deserves respect.
-note to Hugh/nads- u guys sure know how to make people laugh. Thx i hope to see u guys make some more threads together. lol
DuBious
04-13-2004, 10:59 PM
That's ok Eindeg... I know you have eyes for me only ;)
Originally posted by Irondan
And i thought that this thread could not get any better. This has been a real fun time killer. Amaroth u sure now how to take a joke. That deserves respect.
Ya know, that's exactly why we stopped. It's no fun making fun of someone who joins in on it. When I read his last reply I just scratched my head, felt a little bit guilty for a minute, and went on in search of more victims. There is nothing he could have said that would have shut me up that quick. In the end, we ended up looking like the fools.
kAlAmAdY
04-16-2004, 10:14 PM
It's all good though because i'm still laughing. That was some funny stuff right there you guys should do stand-up or something.
Cavour
04-17-2004, 09:58 AM
Yeah Kalamady...
*scratches head*
I just love that... computer... stand-up... its... uhhhh... great...
kAlAmAdY
04-17-2004, 11:28 AM
Yeah, I know isn't it.
Serge
04-19-2004, 03:23 PM
Where did they make fun of Amaroth, happy meals and britney spears are the coolest! jk,
The sad thing is, Ach, can probally beat all of the Sage Warriors in one sitting.
Hugh Junit
04-19-2004, 03:29 PM
I'm sure he could Serge. None of us are in Sage Warriors, by the way. I've never even heard of them. We just thought the thread was funny and Lord Kujaroth has joined in the fun, as you can see.:D
Lord Achilles
04-22-2004, 06:04 PM
I just hate a select few of them, some are *okay.*
So, I never got updated, did the Sage Warriors ever get F-d up or what?
Wayfaerer
01-12-2005, 08:48 PM
I never really got these kindof threads. What is beating them gonna do other than drop their stats a touch.
Utamaro
01-12-2005, 08:51 PM
No me and Amaroth got to the problem and fixed it. But wayf has a point clan wars don't have much of an effect on people they lose a few stats nothing much else, exepct maybe pride if they lost to a really sucky clan lol.
Trajan
01-12-2005, 09:02 PM
This thread is very old isn't it?
CRX687
01-12-2005, 09:54 PM
This thread is very old isn't it?
older than me or you... :eek:
or maybe just u :cool:
i thought winners of clan wars were supposed to absorb the loser...
Wayfaerer
01-12-2005, 09:55 PM
older than me or you... :eek:
or maybe just u :cool:
i thought winners of clan wars were supposed to absorb the loser...
Good thing Legends died before we beat them, I don't want thier crappy members! :p
CRX687
01-12-2005, 09:57 PM
Good thing Legends died before we beat them, I don't want thier crappy members! :p
did u ever finish that 10 on 10 war?
btw, legends died?! when was this? (yes, i'm a noob who knows nothing about what does on around here...) and did u have anything to do with this wayf? if so... good job :)
S_K_O_F
01-13-2005, 06:48 PM
* Amaroth talking* " Im gonna kick your asses. Maybe not now. Maybe not next week. Maybe not...uh....well Im gonna be off for a whils cuz...uh...dude my grades suck and my mom says I cant have the computer anymore. But when I get it back, Im gonna kick some major ass and I mean MAJOR. As long as I keep a B average I will be totally killing anyone who wants some. Until summer camp that is...but thats not for awhile.
lol...i totally missed this post
this is great
windymist
10-18-2005, 08:30 PM
wow........this has got to be by far the most useless and pointless thread ever and u ppl talkin about britney spears and band camp and chicken nugget puke......man u ppl scare me......*goes the other way* *yells back* btw if u attack sage wars on Great Lakes ur gonna get urselfs fucked up so dont try it =) g'night everyone and uhhhh hugh and nad........thas some EDIT up EDIT u 2 are talkin bout der
:nono:
Watch the language, windy. You don't want nads and I to make you our next project...
:cool:
EleMENTAL
10-18-2005, 08:32 PM
wow........this has got to be by far the most useless and pointless thread ever and u ppl talkin about britney spears and band camp and chicken nugget puke......man u ppl scare me......*goes the other way* *yells back* btw if u attack sage wars on Great Lakes ur gonna get urselfs fucked up so dont try it =) g'night everyone and uhhhh hugh and nad........thas some fucked up shit u 2 are talkin bout der
Look at the thread date.
Lonely Tylenol
10-18-2005, 08:52 PM
wow........this has got to be by far the most useless and pointless thread ever and u ppl talkin about britney spears and band camp and chicken nugget puke......man u ppl scare me......*goes the other way* *yells back* btw if u attack sage wars on Great Lakes ur gonna get urselfs fucked up so dont try it =) g'night everyone and uhhhh hugh and nad........thas some fucked up shit u 2 are talkin bout der
Hey, guess what!
This thread is a year and a half old.
Before you, the last post was in January 13, 10 months ago.
And Amaroth was the founder and main leader of Bushido Gaiden. He could knock probably beat down any Sage Warrior in the clan right now without fail. I wouldn't put it past someone like Amaroth to take down just about anyone in AL or AK as well... Barring me, of course. :wink2:
I find it really funny that you talk down to Amaroth for an 18-month old thread an tell him Sage Warriors would fuck him up... Hahahah. You're either hilarious or foolhardy... And for your sake, I will assume both. Let's give a round of applause to Windymist, guys. What a comic.
:notworth:
"Lolol, look at Hugh and Nads, they don't know what the thread's about. Amaroth is such a noob, he thinks he can take Sage warriors by himself... Lololol!!!1"
windymist
10-19-2005, 05:17 AM
O_o i didnt know how old it was and i thought it was newer cause someone posted in it.......im sorta new to the forums dont know how to work em or see when posts were posted n if u want to call me a comic then go right on ahead......i spose ^^ n i still have no clue as to who the hell amaroth was and i doubt that (im thinkin he has retired) that he would be as good as he was b4. so ur consider urself #1 in ur clan and all of great lakes then iceman? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH ok im done aight well i gotts ta go n i didnt know this was a year n a half old sorry. bye
Did we turn him red for this, or for other crimes? Misreading a date is hardly a reason to get turned red. Heck, I tossed him a green just for bringing me back here.
The Exile
10-19-2005, 09:31 AM
O_o i didnt know how old it was
Then read the post dates in the top left hand corner.
It's not rocket science.
Lonely Tylenol
10-19-2005, 07:27 PM
so ur consider urself #1 in ur clan and all of great lakes then iceman? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
That part was a joke.
However, iceman knows who wears the pants in a turtle game. :happy: As for grey... That has yet to be determined.
windymist
10-21-2005, 03:49 PM
woah they can edit my posts......uh huh lol n yeah once again im sorry for postin in a thread thas really old but yall didnt have to darken the red ><" lol
speaker4thedead
10-21-2005, 04:18 PM
woah they can edit my posts......uh huh lol n yeah once again im sorry for postin in a thread thas really old but yall didnt have to darken the red ><" lol
the thing is that you make things worse for your self.
windymist
10-21-2005, 06:18 PM
the thing is that you make things worse for your self.
shhhhhhhh s5td wut i dont know shall not hurt me ^^
GO AWAY........jp jp
wolf-boy
10-27-2005, 11:16 AM
Tylenol, I could take ach, and most of BG, considering I am a BG'er.
Hoolwath
10-27-2005, 11:21 AM
That part was a joke.
However, iceman knows who wears the pants in a turtle game. :happy: As for grey... That has yet to be determined.
I wear pants!
Edit: Ignore the siggy. :dry:
Daemon Bloodmaw
10-27-2005, 07:57 PM
Sweet jeebus, the entire first page is nothing but Hugh, nads and Ach (kind of). :eek:
I personally think it's pretty sweet windy brought this back, I never would have seen this.
Lonely Tylenol
10-27-2005, 08:00 PM
I wear pants!
Edit: Ignore the siggy. :dry:
Nice touch with that last line. :)
Hoolwath
10-28-2005, 04:25 AM
Sweet jeebus, the entire first page is nothing but Hugh, nads and Ach (kind of). :eek:
I personally think it's pretty sweet windy brought this back, I never would have seen this.
I have read this thread about a month ago. I considered it to be top ten of all. I repped all the people in here. :)
Can I make a submission for the most shameless bump of all time? I think this even beats out Meletus' recent one!
Hugh Junit
05-25-2007, 09:19 PM
No question, nads. You win he gold in that department.
But I kind of liked reading this silly bullshit again.
:cool:
No question, nads. You win he gold in that department.
But I kind of liked reading this silly bullshit again.
:cool:
You better go wash Mike's Camaro before he really gives it to you...
Northwind
09-30-2007, 09:13 PM
Somehow I missed this every time it was necro'd, only to stubble across it God knows how.
So Amaroth, what did you think of Britney's "come back?" When I first saw it, I was like "no way" but then I was talking to my friend who's a big Britney fan and he was like, "dude that was the greatest performance I've ever seen. The way she faked being sluggish and a little flabby and totally out of it and unable to even lipsync properly was Britney's way of commenting on the impossibility of perfection that is being demanded of our musical stars today. Britney was totally subverting the dominant paradigm with her telling indictment of the modern-day star-making machinery."
To tell you the truth, I didn't even understand what the hell he was talking about, but it had a lot of big words in it, so I figured he must be right.
Anyway, I hope you had a good time at summer camp and are ready to give those nasty Sage Warriors a good beating! :)
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