Wbwgr, receive PMs...

[LondonJack]

So i can send you this story:

Thought you might find this funny :D

Made a grey account today named free wins 4 all, and sat down at a table.

First person to join my table was a gold, already forgot his name, anyway not important ;) (edit: oh right it was Cavour i think)

Conversation goes like this (sorta):

You giving out free wins?
What would make you ask me that?
Your name
You aren't all
Oh, i guess i will have to buy the game with punishments? (not really sure what he meant here, maybe it was his way of saying he'd kick my ass or something, lol)

Well the short of the story is i beat the guy with a basic grey account (granted i did get a couple critical blocks near the end, but still). Before the end he tried to get me invited to his clan to avoid the point loss, he went from 1209 to 1188, my account jumped 30 points to 780 :p

I would hate to have to post that for everyone to see, so just receive PMs man so i can send it to you.

[Amaroth]

I dub thee raper of n00b golds.

[xyxaxyz2]

You mean you won without even changing setups?

[LondonJack]

No i used the basic unit but not the default setup, i only do that when i play on banff :) of course that's banff, and i went "nearly" undefeated there doing it, lol, was close to 1k before the wipe.

Edit: why do people keep commenting on the story? this is just a request for wbwgr to receive PMs :rolleyes:

[thrdflrmshr]

I went on Banff and won 8 or so games with the default layout. Some gold, most grey, but it was quite funny. The average rating I played was about 1000. Most people started out saying, "Go away, n00b" and it ended by "You're good" or something to that effect.

[LondonJack]

Yeah default sucks, but not nearly as much as Banff ;)

[thrdflrmshr]

Even though it's my home server, I have to say, it sucks great floppy donkey members.

[LondonJack]

"floppy donkey members" that would have been a better name, so that server wouldn't soil the name of a beautiful canadian national park.

[Hugh Junit]

How DARE you speak about Banff that way! These rumors about our members performing oral negotiations on donkeys are FALSE and WITHOUT PROOF! As a matter of fact, I have only heard of such behavior occuring with the following animals....zebra, baboon, buffalo, yak, beagle , howler monkey, wombat, elk, leopard, hyena, warf rat and one incident with a snapping turtle.

[wbwgr]

Ya...ok...i know...ummmm...on my grey account which has a name like that....i beat n00b golds quite a bit...its funny really...if u just put ur guy down...they go...ooooh....and then they go...wheres my freewin? and u go HA u cant have one...and then they suck...oh and by the way...cavour...he wouldn't do that...lol

cavour has a rating of 1377 for the record

[bludhoundz]

Banff, my home server, has many grey jumpers :( but it also has many golds who go on with the noob setup and kill those golds, bringing their stat back down :D :D :D

[LondonJack]

*socks wbwgr*

Of course it wasn't Cavour, that was a joke you noob :p

[wbwgr]

*bleads profuesly*
*gets one of those gaint band-aids*
*sticks it to where ever LJ hit me*
*pulls out numchucks*

()§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§()oooooooooooooooooooo()§§§§§ §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§()

*attacks LJ*
*pulls sword off back*


oxxxxxxxxx():::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

*screams*
*attacks LJ*


*runs away*


WHY DONT MY STUPID NUMCHUCKS FIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Cavour]

That was YOU?!? ;)
Your habits of stalking me have even exceded to when Im gettin Free Wins :D

[Hydrant]

hah! yay for greys!!!! wwwwweeeeeee

[Cavour]

hah! yay for drug-abusing marsupial prostitutes!!!! wwwwweeeeeee

[Darrington]

Yay for EVERYTHING guy!

Ya, I played this dude called "FIGHT ME I SUCK" and I completely underestimated him. He was my first loss against a grey since becoming a gold... :(

I wanna find out who he is. LMAO - kudos to people who do that. Punks, but kudos. ;)

Communication, yeah!
Hanging up, yeah!

[Cavour]

Your finally gold? Sick! Congrats, and practice up for when were both on... we can have that rematch ;)

[thrdflrmshr]

I have a grey account called Kiss Me I'm Retarded. People really underestimate me.

[wbwgr]

Hey guess what LJ...i can receive PMs....:)

[kyrios24]

Yay for london... I've been doing a lot lately, making "free wins" accounts and smiting the disgusting cheaters who fight me. Makes me feel righteous and all. It's sorta funny too, because they laugh at me and tell me I'm 750 and there's no way I could beat them. I lose at most, say, 3 units. And this is up against players as high as 1250. No way they got that high legitimately. (this is on GL, by the way - you guys are more corrupte than armageddon, believe it or not.) Maybe if more people would do this, TAO would be a better place... yeah, that definitely sounded like an ad for...um...something. Just wanted to post about my "crusade" somewhere, because I think this should be rooted out.

[Omega_Paladin]

Something Wickeds fight against evil continues...


and once again props to Sir Vilhelm for the abhorrent destruction of Pyro Pyrates single handedly...



SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES!!!!!

[wbwgr]

Kyrios...i dont know what ur talking about.....its just the people the go looking for freewins just all suck :-)

go to army and do the same...people will be all sucky there too:)

[kyrios24]

Didn't understand what you're referring to, wbwgr... elaborate please?

Something Wicked pride omega!

[Ark Knight]

Haha, I tried the "make a new account" thing.... I'm starting out!