Yeah I lied.

[Lord Achilles]

Heeeeeeeeey, I lied, I'm back already. From the time I signed off last night until the time I woke up I was already in need of the Forums. This place is like a freakin' crack addiction. (I still won't be in game 'til June, and that's definite. It's been a month since I've played a game.)

So welcome me back.

[thrdflrmshr]

How can we ever trust you again?

Wait...

[Lord Achilles]

I think the question here really is, what happened to Sparks?

[Bottle]

*welcomes back Lord Ach by sliding a dagger between his ribs*

[Omega_Paladin]

*Welcomes Bottle and Ach back by deforming their heads*
:)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yeah... what did happen to Sparks? Anyways, I just come here for the forum. I got tired of the game itself a long time ago. I might get back into it though if they had silver accounts. That way I could help this place grow, but let's not get into a discussion about silver accounts again.

Oh yeah and welcome back Ach, I haven't talked to you since... last night. Man such a long time.

[Bottle]

My head is already deformed. The brain inside it is far too big, you see.:D

[Lord Achilles]

Yeah Arc, we owned these forums last night, way too long a time period to wait to do it again. Now lets go find some people who dissapeared. First Sparks, then Hashish_Scout, then Rescorlian. Anyone else?

[ArcPaladinZero]

There's a lot of people that just disappeared. What I want to know is why is Azn Guy still a mod? I wish I could leave a forum and still be a mod 3 months later.

[thrdflrmshr]

I should take his place.

[Lord Achilles]

He even still has a link to the site in his AIM profile.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sure why not. Is DR ever going to take him off the list of mods? Maybe... DR is Azn Guy! Maybe Bills, Seed and DR are all the same person!! Who knows?!?1/!?!?1/?oneone

[Bottle]

I never even met him. What was he like?

[ArcPaladinZero]

He was a good mod because we could get away with a lot more until Aro decided to start randomly deleting threads but he's not like that now... anyways. Azn guy left in like what... early January?

[Lord Achilles]

Oh man Bottle.....imagine the post whoring powers of me, Arc, AND Omega all roled up into an invinvible ball of Oriental whoring capabilities...

[Bottle]

I started my reign of terror in the forums in February:D

Ach, how could you not include me in that list? I'm a better post whore than you.

[Lord Achilles]

Correction: You have more posts, but I am a better post whore.

I went from fifty posts to like three hundered in one day. Last night I had about six hundered posts, and in about a half hour I got to this.

[Bottle]

I've done 200 posts in one hour before, mainly on the TWS and a few other threads that people were writing on. I was the last poster on the top 17 threads, except for one which I just couldn't bring myself to reply to. I also reached 40 ppd after 2 months. Beat that one.

[Lord Achilles]

Oh I can beat it, and Arc, I need you to vouch for me on this one. I was part of the infamous Hoho Burrito.

[Bottle]

You simply can't be a post whore with only 5.5 ppd. It's not possible. I was away for 6 weeks, yet I still have over 20 ppd.

[Lord Achilles]

So, I was part of Hoho Burrito.

[Bottle]

Before my time. What exactly was Hoho Burrito?

[Lord Achilles]

Oh man....only the gathering of all of the Post Whores of TAO, it was the first time we were all united which later brought forth the forming of WOTO. Hoho Burrito was the definition of Post Whoring.

[Bottle]

I've heard tell of this fabled alliance.... shall we start it up again? Do a sponsered whore for charity or something?:D

[Lord Achilles]

You can't just "enter" WOTO, you must be voted in. WOTO is like KOTR, only it's Whores Of The Octagon instead of Knights Of The Round. The members are:

Lord Achilles
Omega_Paladin
S_K_O_F
ArcPaladinZero
Shuichi

Our whoring powers are unmatched. We are currently on a sort of vacation, but when we get back together, I'll put in a good word for ya.

[Bottle]

Octagon? You need three more members then. I'll happily join.

[Lord Achilles]

Well first off, post, even if not needed. Start threads that make no sense. No mods are allowd in. And thay's about it, we have to vote you in first.

[Bottle]

I can do that, except for the thread-making part, I don't make many threads. I regularly talk about nothing important, and only 60% of the time is that to myself.

[Lord Achilles]

We're the only ones here...lets break stuff.

[ck1]

ill be in too!!!

(post whoring is fun)

[Lord Achilles]

Yeah but we don't like you, so get the hell out of my thread.

[Bottle]

*brandishes shotgun to show support of Ach*

*accidentally shoots Ach in the head*

*looks embarassed and walks away, muttering*

[ck1]

*shoots himself in the head*

[Bottle]

*looks pleased*

[Lord Achilles]

Hmm...I'm dead....touche`

[ck1]

*would spam somemore but realizes he is dead*

[S_K_O_F]

hey...i wanna whore

[Bottle]

Hey, someone else to post whore with! Come, join the party, friend!

*cracks open beer bottle and throws it to SKOF*

[Lord Achilles]

Hey it's the Skofinater. We were just talking about you. Remember WOTO? And Hoho Burrito? We want to get WOTO back together, so find Shuichi.

[Bottle]

And can I join? I have good references.