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Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 05:20 AM
When I first responded to the "fraud in TAO" post, I just read the first few responces. Now I realize that most of you have lost faith. It is not supprizing, with the number of enemies I have, that someone would make up such lies about me, and claim them as truths. I give you proof that this is a noob: She doesn't know how to make a URL in her sig. But anyways, I am saddened that so manny of you would loose faith in me after so little time, and so manny lies. I'm disgusted with you. ALL OF YOU. If one noob is all it take to turn this server from one of the bests, to one of the worsts, then I don't want to take part in it anymore. I'm leaving in exactly one month, that is to say June 6th, unless something changes...Once it does, plz email me, and show me at Captain_Zues@Yahoo.com. I'm sorry to all of you who still believe me. I just wish she gave me a chance to back myself up. The one thing I'm supprized about that JohnnyChimp (to the extent of my knowledge) never replied there. Why not johnny? Is it that you are now convinced to?

scrubzor
05-07-2004, 05:46 AM
dude its an internet forum. relax.

Duffman
05-07-2004, 05:50 AM
I don't know what to say... I don't not believe you.

I'm sure if you stay in the forum one day we'll all look back at this and laugh.

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by scrubzor
dude its an internet forum. relax.

Says the man who just came on to scrutinize me. Although my honor is in question, I still take precidence over you...The Informant. You are her, aren't you. I mean seriously, coming into this forum and just starting up insulting me. If you aren't
The Informant, you should be banned. n00bs can't say such things about prominent members.

scrubzor
05-07-2004, 06:22 AM
I am not TheInformant, although i do know them and share their point of view.

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 06:24 AM
Here...since you can't go to links, I'm going to give them to you soon. O BTW: Who are you? You've got to be another member trying to protect his or her identity.

Ark Knight
05-07-2004, 06:27 AM
So "She" is the informant? Cuz I haven't seen that thread yet... Wait gunna go check it out :)

MokoToko
05-07-2004, 06:45 AM
Sparrow, this si the internet no one has any REAL ties to you....its possible that YOU LIED to us...thats insulting so we ask you to prove to us what u said....if u really are what u say u r then prove it.....i dont think u are b/c of this thread u made

IF U WERE WHAT U SAY U ARE U WOULDNT GET MAD AND LEAVE U WOULD PROVE YOUR PREVIOUS STATEMENTS AND WE COULD ALL LAUGH AT THE INFORMANT

this is exactly what that other guy did when he was shown ripping peoples drawings off

if u were in MIT u wouldnt be so FREAKING DUMB about this situation

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 06:51 AM
You want evidence? You will have it. Give me until this time next week, and I'll give you enough evidence to laugh him out of this world!

MokoToko
05-07-2004, 07:15 AM
that would be spectacular because i would rather have u stay in forums than leave

Bottle
05-07-2004, 07:24 AM
Do you need a week to find your MIT acceptance letter? That would seal it for me, and for most other people on this forum too I believe.

MokoToko
05-07-2004, 07:35 AM
does anyone here have a "real" acceptance letter so we could compare it to Cpt's....

good point bottle....if i got an acceptance letter from MIT i would store it in my safe or frame it or something like that

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:12 AM
or post a pic of urself

abyaly
05-07-2004, 08:16 AM
forum drama -.-
really, who here cares how old cpt jack is? seriously? anyone?

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:29 AM
I dont care who CJS is...i want to know who theinformant is!

Rescorlian
05-07-2004, 08:29 AM
Ok I saw this, *spits* and had to say something, I'm a member at kings of ancient (mod actually) and you said you were a fraud. So your iether lying now, or then. 13 yr old kid huh. your actions speak louder with this back peddling and attempt at damage control, here's a pice of advice.

STFU!

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:33 AM
who in the heck are you talking to?

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 08:35 AM
You honestly couldn't figure out who Resc was referring to in his post?

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 08:37 AM
I'm supprized about that JohnnyChimp (to the extent of my knowledge) never replied there. Why not johnny? Is it that you are now convinced to?

Actually, I don't even know what thread you're talking about. As I mentioned, I'm fairly busy right now and really only drop in on the forums from time to time. I'm not scouring them top to bottom for discussions to participate in.

I'll go and look for the thread in question, but to be honest with you I'm skeptical of pretty much everything surrounding your account. Mostly because, unless I'm mistaken, several people are using it.

Oddly, you don't sound anything like the person I had this argument with before. You speak differently, your spelling and grammar is better, etc. How can you expect us to trust "you" when "you" can be any number of people, all with apparently differing qualms when it comes to outright prevarication?

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:38 AM
i honestly cant LJ

Snarr
05-07-2004, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by sOOisiDal
i honestly cant LJ

You have got to be joking. I mean Rescorlian may have his drunken posts sometimes (which we all love and cherish) but here its pretty clear, crystal clear if you will.

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:45 AM
ok all this time and someone could of told me who he was talking to

EDIT i'm thikning hes talking to CJS but its unclear what hes talking about and what his point is

Snarr
05-07-2004, 08:49 AM
He was talking to you s00acidal, its quite clear from his tone dude, how can you miss those things?

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 08:50 AM
Rescorlian was talking to me. All I have to say is I'll give you all the proof that you need. I'm saddened that so manny have lost faith in me. If you to have lost faith in me entirely, Rescorlian, then I will completely understand if you want me to remove your association to me....and that goes for the rest of you. I also know who The Informant is. I just saw him on a computer...he tried to close the screen quickly, but I caught him on it...my enemy...[name: I can't give that away, sry]...It all fits now...he's a computer nerd....he knows graphics better than me...I know it's him.

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 08:52 AM
i have not lost faith in u capt...its just theres alot of evidence and i just want to know whos telling the truth

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 08:55 AM
Just out of random curiousity, how did the original post that started all this happen? I mean granted i haven't been following this drama too closely, but i haven't actually seen any attempt at explaining that, just alot of "disappointment" with people that "lost faith"

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 09:02 AM
I don't know why any of this is "breaking news" -- I called Captain Jack out on his "I'm a genius 16-year-old at MIT" bullshit a long time ago. He didn't produce any proof than, and I seriously doubt he's going to now.

I haven't lost faith in you, CJS, because I never had any. Ever since the first post I read of yours claiming you had a program that could "steal anyone's password" and you were selling it for $5 I've thought (or known) you were full of shit. Was it "you"? I don't care. You shouldn't have multiple people using the same account anyway, especially if you're concerned with maintaining a reputation on the forums.

If more than one person posts under the same name, it's one reputation. We're not going to sit here sifting through posts trying to determine which "you" is which, just so you can be redeemed.

Your account is drowning in suspicion. It's being used by multiple people, all with grandiose claims of their programming, marketing, managing, game design, graphic artistry, etc., none of which have been substantiated by any hard evidence aside from your own insistence that it's the truth.

You want to redeem yourself? Provide proof now. Why do we have to wait until next week? Working on creative photoshops? Trying to find MIT letterhead? Seriously, if I was at MIT I could provide proof-positive evidence at the drop of a hat.

rally runt
05-07-2004, 09:06 AM
i know i havent posted on these forums at all, but i read them very often to help me with my TAO strategy. i have found captain to be insigthfull, funny, and nice. (although at some times he is had to understand),and i hope to god that he never leaves the tao forums, and im sure many agree with me. please stay captan

i don't really know why everyone is forming "teams" in this issue.

if you're mad at captain for deciving you, that is understandable. but what can be said of it? if captain lied, who cares? its not like it hurt anyone, plus it proves he has an amazing imagination and memory for a 13 year old.

if you're telling the truth, captain, then please share your side of the story. im sure everyone would believe you and forget this whoel insident.

besies, this is just a forum on the internet. i understand that this community is very rich and important to many, including myself. yet i also hope we are all mature enough to let a prank sllide, and appreciate the subtle humor and wit the captain weaves with every post (asusuming the informanth is telling the truth)

if not, captain, sorry everyone is getting mad at you, but in the past you have shown your character to be strong, i hope you can move on. if this forum can't accept you for who you are, you're wasting your time here.

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Johnny Chimpo
I don't know why any of this is "breaking news" -- I called Captain Jack out on his "I'm a genius 16-year-old at MIT" bullshit a long time ago. He didn't produce any proof than, and I seriously doubt he's going to now.

I haven't lost faith in you, CJS, because I never had any. Ever since the first post I read of yours claiming you had a program that could "steal anyone's password" and you were selling it for $5 I've thought (or known) you were full of shit. Was it "you"? I don't care. You shouldn't have multiple people using the same account anyway, especially if you're concerned with maintaining a reputation on the forums.

If more than one person posts under the same name, it's one reputation. We're not going to sit here sifting through posts trying to determine which "you" is which, just so you can be redeemed.

Your account is drowning in suspicion. It's being used by multiple people, all with grandiose claims of their programming, marketing, managing, game design, graphic artistry, etc., none of which have been substantiated by any hard evidence aside from your own insistence that it's the truth.

You want to redeem yourself? Provide proof now. Why do we have to wait until next week? Working on creative photoshops? Trying to find MIT letterhead? Seriously, if I was at MIT I could provide proof-positive evidence at the drop of a hat.

I need a week...but thanx for the humor...and thanx for the confidence Rally Runt. I'm going to give you five pieces of evidence. One: The Informer is actually my enemy, Jeremy B.
Two: I'm Getting married. Three: I'm a graphics designer. Four: I'm going to MIT. Five: I'm from Greece, and Very Religious.

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 09:14 AM
do you have a picture of yourself? that you can post here

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
I'm going to give you five pieces of evidence. One: The Informer is actually my enemy, Jeremy B.
Your enemey? Please, that's a thirteen year old speaking if ever I heard one.

Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
Two: I'm Getting married.
Are you going to show us a marriage license? How about the invitations? How about a pic of the bride-to-be?

Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
Three: I'm a graphics designer.
So what? Do you have a portfolio we could look at?

Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
Four: I'm going to MIT.
See above, and if you are, just post your acceptance letter.

Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
Five: I'm from Greece, and Very Religious.
Who the fuck cares?

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 09:21 AM
One: The Informer is actually my enemy, Jeremy B.
Two: I'm Getting married. Three: I'm a graphics designer. Four: I'm going to MIT. Five: I'm from Greece, and Very Religious.

So basically, if I can follow this idiocy, what you're saying is that the 16-year-old who claimed to be a genius programmer at MIT, and with whom I had an argument previously, was actually lying about being a student there, but that you, the 19-year-old Greek Orthodox with the child-out-of-wedlock are actually a genius graphics designer at MIT?

Does that about sum it up?

Out of curiousity, what's your major? I ask because MIT doesn't have a Graphic Arts or Graphic Design program.

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 09:23 AM
moko, the cactus man basicall said that I wasn't religious...and that offends me.

And I consitantly ask you: Just wait until next week....I can't do it this weekend, I'm going on a trip to try to put out some fires in my actual family, and I'm visiting Lauren's parents for the second time :)

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
moko, the cactus man basicall said that I wasn't religious...and that offends me.

And I consitantly ask you: Just wait until next week....I can't do it this weekend, I'm going on a trip to try to put out some fires in my actual family, and I'm visiting Lauren's parents for the second time :)
This post still doesn't answer anything. What's your major? Where's your portfolio? Your acceptance letter? What did your "enemy" do to you to earn your hatred? Did you deceive him, too?

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 09:48 AM
i'd just like to know what the title of this thread means

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 09:51 AM
It means that he might decide to commit suicide, which is an extremely juvenile way to react to this situation ;)

Rescorlian
05-07-2004, 09:55 AM
Rogue raises some good points, and I do care. Only cause I hate liers and make a special effort to crush one everyday (yesterday it was this dumb bi... girl, that's always at my house, yap yap yap IT NEVER ENDS!! SHE'S LIKE BADGER BADGER... only worse :eek: (anyway's tangent)

http://s6.invisionfree.com/King_of_Ancients/index.php?showtopic=80

Explain.


EDIT-thanx snarr, I put little to no effort in my drunken posts (needs to iether stop doing it, or do it more)

scrubzor
05-07-2004, 09:59 AM
I know Jeremy B. "the enemy".

He his a high school student who attends a high school in sudbury MA, the same place that the IP adress was linked to.

CT jack sparrow is a kid who hangs in the computer lab at our highschool sometime, not a soon-to-be husband, graphic designer, or MIT student. Enough said. Game over. Your scam is done.

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-07-2004, 10:04 AM
look, I am the high school kid TheInformant said i was, alright?! I think i just admited it neways by saying i saw him at a computer. I shouldnt have kept up trying to lie. im not reely geting married either. the truth is i really do go to lincoln sudbury regional high school and yes, i made that picture of a dwarfen soldier in appleworks at school. I'm still the same ct. jack tho, so let's just forget about all this.

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
look, I am the high school kid TheInformant said i was, alright?! I think i just admited it neways by saying i saw him at a computer. I shouldnt have kept up trying to lie. im not reely geting married either. the truth is i really do go to lincoln sudbury regional high school and yes, i made that picture of a dwarfen soldier in appleworks at school. I'm still the same ct. jack tho, so let's just forget about all this.
Forget all this? I think we'd rather forget you and then move on. Leave, please.

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 10:06 AM
see capt? now i have lost respect for you...trying to make all this better trying to make it all seem like it didint happen...wait a sec why do i care?

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 10:08 AM
CJS, what can I say? You're the second one to make my signature.

Rest assured none of us will forget this.

Jeffery
05-07-2004, 10:09 AM
Always remember when lying to make it the best lie possible. Do a little research, and keep your stories straight.
BTW, did I forget to mention I am Bill Gates?

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 10:10 AM
I'm the Sultan of Brunei.

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 10:11 AM
i'm the queen of england...CRAP! that rhino i met in The never ending story told me to tell noone

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 10:12 AM
I'm just Snarr's troll persona, but that is pretty much widely known already

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 10:14 AM
see how easily or focus is swayed capt? we'll forget about all this once lord ach and omega get on

Snarr
05-07-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Rescorlian
Rogue raises some good points...
EDIT-thanx snarr, I put little to no effort in my drunken posts (needs to iether stop doing it, or do it more)

Dude first that wasn't Rogue, and second oh please make more drunken posts, I will be ever so grateful.

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by sOOisiDal
see how easily or focus is swayed capt? we'll forget about all this once lord ach and omega get on

No sOOs, this will never be forgotten :D

It is far too amusing for that, this is by far the best drama on here in ages. CJS will be taunted for as long as he returns to these boards, and i'm pretty sure Hydrant has put a hit out on his life for tainting the name of Captain Jack Sparrow.

Rescorlian
05-07-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Snarr
Dude first that wasn't Rogue, and second oh please make more drunken posts, I will be ever so grateful.

I'll start working on it right now *is missing metallica concert today in Saskatoon, needs to get hammered anyway's*

*realises he's thinking about missing metallica.. starts cying*

*runs to by a micky*

LondonJack
05-07-2004, 10:26 AM
You were actually going to pay to watch those coporate fossils belt out "my lifestyle determines my deathstyle"?

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by LondonJack
You were actually going to pay to watch those coporate fossils belt out "my lifestyle determines my deathstyle"?
Amen. Metallica's new stuff sucks ass.

green97sierra
05-07-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Ct Jack Sparrow
If you aren't The Informant, you should be banned. n00bs can't say such things about prominent members.

haha, the fact that you suggest this is pretty funny. being banned is a result of blatant abuse of the forum in a whole, not just egging someone in particular on. and i do hope that you get your game going. i do hope that you find some friends to eat lunch with. and i do hope that your parents finally give you the attention that you went after here on the forums. im guessing you are pretty pale, so try, i dunno... doing some yard work or washing a car. that gets some color on you pretty fast. :D

xerent
05-07-2004, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Johnny Chimpo
CJS, what can I say? You're the second one to make my signature.

I hardly find that sig-worthy, unless you see something in it I don't.

Elentari
05-07-2004, 12:10 PM
Oh. My. God. You guys are all acting like two year olds. Who gives a damn whether or not he goes to MIT or whatever. It's. just. a. computer. game. it does not matter if he is who he says or not becuase I don't know about you but when I started this thing I didn't expect people to be completely honest about everything.


now i have lost respect for you


Forget all this? I think we'd rather forget you and then move on. Leave, please

I think you all are over-reacting juuusssttt a little.

Communist
05-07-2004, 12:19 PM
im guessing this is getting a wee bit crazy, i have not yet seen proof of mine yet even some show me so. cjs didnty flame me too much;) when i was a noob here. we should sjust start over will him still around

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 12:24 PM
xerent quipped:
I hardly find that sig-worthy, unless you see something in it I don't.

*shrug* I find it a fitting summary and poignant reminder of the entire sickeningly humorous episode.

Elentari mentioned:
Who gives a damn whether or not he goes to MIT or whatever. It's. just. a. computer. game. it does not matter if he is who he says or not becuase I don't know about you but when I started this thing I didn't expect people to be completely honest about everything.
...

I think you all are over-reacting juuusssttt a little.

Actually, this really doesn't have anything to do with a computer game. It's about honesty, which is important regardless of context. It wouldn't matter to me if this was a forum about sheepherding or training monkeys to throw poo, it is still a place where human beings interact with one another, and in all such places honesty is an important factor. It's not like we're talking about a couple posts by CJS, or a few misleading claims - we're talking about a ruse that goes back months and has sparked several long, drawn-out arguments and discussions in which Ct Jack assured us all that he was being completely and totally honest.

The subject matter of the forum is irrelevant; what matters is that he appealed to us as people, as fellow humans, to put faith in him and believe what he was saying. Time and again he defended his claims as true, and had plenty of people believing, or at least considering, that he was being genuine. He asked for advice on a relationship that apparently doesn't exist, and claimed to be despondent that he had impregnated some girl. Plenty of people took this seriously, and took time and effort to offer genuine advice on the subject.

In short, he fucked with us all in one way or another. Like I said, I don't care where it takes place, that kind of dishonesty and manipulation of other people is reprehensible. Call it an overreaction, if you want, but I disagree. I think it's a perfectly legitimate reaction to being jerked around just to satisfy CJS's childish need for acceptance by whatever means he could muster.

Elentari
05-07-2004, 12:31 PM
I get what'cha mean. I suppose you're right in a way, it's just that I kind of feel sorry for the guy... I'm just like that I guess. It must take a whole lot of work to keep all that up... I never really believed him, especially when he said he would sign the posts as "edes" when he was that one guy. Then he promptly proceeded to completely forget and not do it.

Also, about putting that in your sig, I agre with xerent, it kind of flattens like toothpaste when you put it in there, and it really wasn't all that great anyway. It isn't funny, and I don't really know about the rest of you but I don't really fancy (don't ask) being reminded of the whole thing. I say leave it out.

Captain, I would say that it was indeed best to leave for a while to kind of let things settle down, and then maybe come back, and if you don't leave, I would suggest lying *very* low and not really doing or saying much.

Communist
05-07-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Elentari

Captain, I would say that it was indeed best to leave for a while to kind of let things settle down, and then maybe come back, and if you don't leave, I would suggest lying *very* low and not really doing or saying much. you should probably wait till this thing dies down and nobody will talk about anymore. or not even post at all for a long time

Elentari
05-07-2004, 12:35 PM
umm... why exactly did you quote me simply to repeat what I said???

green97sierra
05-07-2004, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Elentari
umm... why exactly did you quote me simply to repeat what I said???
or did you just say what he was going to say before he got a chance to say it? you goth, black witch, hocus pocus, mind reader you :D:D:D:D:D:D

Communist
05-07-2004, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Elentari
umm... why exactly did you quote me simply to repeat what I said??? to rephrase it plus, i thought that it really needed to be said again:o

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Elentari
I think you all are over-reacting juuusssttt a little.
This forum would be a better place without him. I'd rather he left, that's all. It was a damn funny episode, wasn't it? We won't forget it anytime soon. What I was saying is basically what you said: he needs to leave (or "lie low" in your words.)

JC's tirade on honesty is quite relevant, too. The context shouldn't matter; honesty is a trait that should be revered no matter what the circumstances are.

Communist
05-07-2004, 12:54 PM
thats true. like threats over the internet are just are threating in real person. plus why would you want to lie on a computer forum? so people you dont even know to want to think your cool

Jeffery
05-07-2004, 12:55 PM
People here over-react? Never!

But this was brought on by himself. Notice how many posts HE made today about this. He obviously thought a lot of himself tyo make it a big deal. Would have been easier to not say anything, and it would have goine away for a while again.

Communist
05-07-2004, 12:57 PM
I dont think it will go away soon. we might stop tlaking about but more epople will get on. more will want to know. its just like the kind of person you are

Serge
05-07-2004, 01:42 PM
It is kind of a big deal, because he just pissed all over a lot of parades of people who thought that his game was going to be real. Also, he wasn't as bright as x made him out to be. If he was going to lie about stuff, he should made up a more beliveable story, not pretend he is some greek prodigy. What a...stamp licker.

Communist
05-07-2004, 01:53 PM
serge what is with you and stamp lickeing? remember when you threated to find me and make me lick stamps if i passed you in post count?

MokoToko
05-07-2004, 02:14 PM
i jsut got one question....when did i say Cpt wasnt religous???

im confuddled

Communist
05-07-2004, 02:16 PM
i cant recall to find that either?

xyxaxyz2
05-07-2004, 02:30 PM
It was a damn funny episode, wasn't it?

Yeah, it really was. CJS should stay; it makes the forum a lot more interesting to have people in it with a story to them, events we can all associate with them. People with personality.

Communist
05-07-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Yeah, it really was. CJS should stay; it makes the forum a lot more interesting to have people in it with a story to them, events we can all associate with them. People with personality. but what if he rebuilds and lies once again? and this wholle event happens again?

xyxaxyz2
05-07-2004, 02:31 PM
Thats okay too. Our forum needs some excitement anyways.

Johnny Chimpo
05-07-2004, 02:39 PM
Why do I think it's worth putting the quote in my signature? Well, here's a collection of quotes from Ct Jack's history of lies:


You are all complete idiots.
...
Ok, first off, "I'm" a team of programers/friends, who go to MIT, and are geniuses
...
you should think before you give advice to a sixteen year-old marketing/programing genius. <---thats me.
...
I didn't read a word of that, because your full of crap...*
...
Now, just to prove how stupid you are
...
Here's a piece of advice for you personally, Jonny Boy
...
Use that small amount of fleshy Grey-matter between your ears to do this process we call "Thinking"
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Make sure that I'm not the cousin of the Human Rescorces Head of the Company you're probably applying for.
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I'M A IMATURE LITTLE 16 YEAR OLD!!! ECENTRIC GENIUS EVEN.
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YOU HAVE SHOWN MULTIPLE SIGNS OF BEING A CHILD PREDATOR!!!
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Although we understand that you are a programer, and have no real life of your own
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thats no excuse to go undermineing other people's superiority over you
...
I'm here to share my incredible inteligence with the less unfortunate
...
I'm actually afraid to read johnny's posts, because He might suck away the superior intelegence that he's admited I have
...
You know what, I think that I'll be the more mature one, and offer a truce.
...
In other news, I just finished my demo, and am off to see the board of admin. for the people who make Counter-Strike.


That's mostly from a single thread. I didn't bother looking much further, as I think the above suffices. You feel sorry for him, that's great. There was a time when I probably would have too, but I've spent many long years on the internet dealing with people like him, who take joy or comfort in building themselves up in order to belittle others. We're not talking about a lonely, despondent youth seeking acceptance; we're talking about a pompous little brat who wanted as much attention as his lies could gather. He jerked me around as much as anyone, and so the quote will remain in my signature for awhile as a quiet reminder of the rise and fall of his bullshit.

Communist
05-07-2004, 02:43 PM
i was never around to see that. he must of planned this never to happen so he things to make him big. i cant belive he said that crap to you.

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Yeah, it really was. CJS should stay; it makes the forum a lot more interesting to have people in it with a story to them, events we can all associate with them. People with personality.
He really should stay; I take back what I said about leaving. Actually, he should stay away for a week and cool off, then come back strong. Any n00bs on the forum will succumb to his BS and then we can all laugh. There'll be great times.

Originally posted by Johnny Chimpo
That's mostly from a single thread. I didn't bother looking much further, as I think the above suffices. You feel sorry for him, that's great. There was a time when I probably would have too, but I've spent many long years on the internet dealing with people like him, who take joy or comfort in building themselves up in order to belittle others. We're not talking about a lonely, despondent youth seeking acceptance; we're talking about a pompous little brat who wanted as much attention as his lies could gather. He jerked me around as much as anyone, and so the quote will remain in my signature for awhile as a quiet reminder of the rise and fall of his bullshit.
I totally agree. His escapades need to be remembered.

Bottle
05-07-2004, 03:23 PM
Here is some advice, Cpt, that I sincerely hope you take.

Start a new forum account. Introduce yourself as a 13 year old. Don't make up any stories about yourself that aren't true. Start building up the confidence that we had in you. But most of all, be yourself. We didn't respect you as a forum member for going to MIT, or for being a genius, we respected you for your contribution to this forum, which was always relevant, except for when you tried to lie.

Get a new name, and come back.

And remember; cheaters NEVER prosper.

Communist
05-07-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Bottle


And remember; cheaters NEVER prosper. ecept really good ones:D but thats not the point

Elentari
05-07-2004, 03:34 PM
lol commie...

I saw this rather late... so... here goes...



I agree. :D

Green... at least I don't mage-bomb!!! :p

sOOisiDal
05-07-2004, 07:22 PM
now i have lost respect for you


yeesh elentari way to use this quote out of context if you had taken the time to read a few more word you would of seen

see capt? now i have lost respect for you...trying to make all this better trying to make it all seem like it didint happen...wait a sec why do i care?

wait a sec why do i care?


tho it is a pretty big deal to those with no lives...which is probabley only me

thrdflrmshr
05-07-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by sOOisiDal
tho it is a pretty big deal to those with no lives...which is probabley only me

Hey man, I'm not gay. Stop accusing me.

green97sierra
05-08-2004, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Elentari
Green... at least I don't mage-bomb!!! :p
but you would if you had five pyros and two dsm's now wouldnt ya? yeah,,, its ok. its a hard thing to not try at least once in your life :p .

Snarr
05-08-2004, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by green97sierra
but you would if you had five pyros and two dsm's now wouldnt ya? yeah,,, its ok. its a hard thing to not try at least once in your life :p .

Hell even I always bomb clan members! They get really pissed but better they practice it against me then out in the loose. Now back to the issue, since when are you not gay third floor?

Ct Jack Sparrow
05-09-2004, 12:34 PM
Sry to necropost my own thread...but I'm temporarly back after visiting with my girlfriends parents for the first time.

Cephkiller
05-09-2004, 12:48 PM
So how did the trip to the in-laws go? I know I look forward to the day when I meet the man who knocks up my daughter.

LondonJack
05-09-2004, 12:50 PM
*whispers in Ceph's ear*

There's a 73% chance that the girlfriend is a complete fabrication
and an 87% chance the pregnancy is (assuming there is a GF at all)

thrdflrmshr
05-09-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Snarr
since when are you not gay third floor?
Since July 31, 1985.

Cephkiller
05-09-2004, 01:03 PM
Hey Jack,

I'm trying to keep the poor boy from killing himself. Now please, can't we all just play along?

thrdflrmshr
05-09-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Cephkiller
Now please, can't we all just play along?
You want to hang around and play with a liar?

LondonJack
05-09-2004, 01:12 PM
I'm all for self administered euthanasia, and if the kid really would kill himself over this forum, then it is best that he removes himself from the breeding pool before he propagates. We can only hope it isn't really too late.

Cephkiller
05-09-2004, 01:16 PM
Upon further consideration, I am making an historic announcement:

I agree with you LondonJack.

There, I said it. Let's not anticipate this happening again.

Omega_Paladin
05-09-2004, 01:18 PM
Sounds like someone trying to get attention. But is that not the first sign of suicide and the common reason for it?


I really don't care :)

LondonJack
05-09-2004, 01:19 PM
I get everyone eventually Ceph, i'm like my SASSER virus in that way...

THE SASSER virus, i meant the SASSER virus

green97sierra
05-09-2004, 07:58 PM
suicide is nothing more than another way that nature uses natural selection to take out, in this case, the mentally unstable. lets face it, your not all upstairs if you decide to end your own life.

Glamdring
07-31-2005, 01:07 PM
WHAT??? CJS LIED???
Just stirring things up a bit... don't mind me.
OMGZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Lonely Tylenol
07-31-2005, 05:04 PM
WHAT??? CJS LIED???
[Conveniently edited phrase here]
OMGZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

WHAT??? You brought back a year-old thread for THAT??? :bigsmile:

2xfire
07-31-2005, 05:06 PM
damn.....

Glamdring
07-31-2005, 06:07 PM
WHAT??? You brought back a year-old thread for THAT??? :bigsmile:
Heh... yeah :bigsmile:

I was just searching for an old thread (which I never did find) and stumbled upon this. I found some of the posts to be pretty classic, what with moko, soo (where is that foo, anyways??), third, green, JC, and LJ all in the same thread flaming the same guy :rolleyes:

MokoToko
08-01-2005, 02:25 PM
You roxors my soxors

This kind of drama is exactly what this forum needs!!

T3km4n
08-01-2005, 03:08 PM
When I first responded to the "fraud in TAO" post, I just read the first few responces. Now I realize that most of you have lost faith. It is not supprizing, with the number of enemies I have, that someone would make up such lies about me, and claim them as truths. I give you proof that this is a noob: She doesn't know how to make a URL in her sig. But anyways, I am saddened that so manny of you would loose faith in me after so little time, and so manny lies. I'm disgusted with you. ALL OF YOU. If one noob is all it take to turn this server from one of the bests, to one of the worsts, then I don't want to take part in it anymore. I'm leaving in exactly one month, that is to say June 6th, unless something changes...Once it does, plz email me, and show me at Captain_Zues@Yahoo.com. I'm sorry to all of you who still believe me. I just wish she gave me a chance to back myself up. The one thing I'm supprized about that JohnnyChimp (to the extent of my knowledge) never replied there. Why not johnny? Is it that you are now convinced to?
Hello me.