View Full Version : You know you're spending too much on TAO when...
Gnosis
09-20-2005, 08:56 PM
even though ko has 20 posts a day average, and hornet only has a 13 a day average... :rolleyes:
ko71991
09-20-2005, 08:57 PM
even though ko has 20 posts a day average, and hornet only has a 13 a day average... :rolleyes:
....
Shut up, you're on my side!
You know you spend way too much time on TAO when you check other people's post averages.
Glamdring
09-20-2005, 08:58 PM
When you care how many posts someone has :rolleyes:
When your friends stop IMing to ask what you're up to, because they already know.
Toledo 13
09-20-2005, 08:58 PM
...When you stay four sidewalk squares away from all street lights.. Just incase. :p
ko71991
09-20-2005, 08:59 PM
WHen you PM someone asking for reps.
Glamdring
09-20-2005, 09:02 PM
When you create a siggy-less thread so that when you get bored you can go through it and edit out any sigs that people left in.
Gnosis
09-20-2005, 09:02 PM
...When you stay four sidewalk squares away from all street lights.. Just incase. :p
nice..rep for you! and to Ko, I am a loner, an individual, i choose no sides. *throws cape over shoulder..mwahhahaha ;)
Gnosis
09-20-2005, 09:05 PM
When you create a siggy-less thread so that when you get bored you can go through it and edit out any sigs that people left in.
This might be a double post but i am confident that some nerd who spends too much time on tao will post before I get thi out. And the loser is ^^^^^......*sigh.... me....
Glam!! I love your kitty avatar! Did you always have that!? It rocks!!
Toledo 13
09-20-2005, 09:06 PM
This might be a double post but i am confident that some nerd who spends too much time on tao will post before I get thi out. And the loser is ^^^^^......*sigh.... me....
Glam!! I love your kitty avatar! Did you always have that!? It rocks!!
You just called yourself a nerd. :D
When you dress up as a golem ambusher for Halloween.
choplocker-17
09-20-2005, 09:06 PM
You know you're spending too much time on TAO when...
When what?
Toledo 13
09-20-2005, 09:08 PM
When what?
When you think people are n00bs for saying things like that ^^
:p
When you stand behind a bush and think a rock will hit you.
green97sierra
09-20-2005, 09:21 PM
when you DREAM for the day that will allow knights to attack diagonally adjacent squares.
TimeSleeper
09-20-2005, 09:34 PM
meep12345
EleMENTAL
09-20-2005, 09:40 PM
When you pretend to be an assasin and fart, then say "Haha, I just did 99 damage to you!!!1!!11!one!!!"
22woger22
09-21-2005, 12:59 AM
You know you're spending too much on TAO.
I'm not spending too much on TAO, I haven't upgraded my account to gold yet :D.
-22-
hotsauc3
09-21-2005, 01:54 AM
YOU....CAN'T............PULL....YOURSELF........AW AY.....FROM......THE..........COMPUTER!!! :nyam: allrite.. I'm off now for good, well for tonite..
Gnosis
09-21-2005, 06:39 AM
When you have been in your autoCAD class for three weeks now..and still don't know the teachers name.... :confused:
When you refer to new employees at your job as n00bs.
Learz
09-21-2005, 10:02 AM
When you're playing a chess game and yell to your oppenent "ONE BLOCK AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!!"
The "Play Online" page is your homepage (it is for me....).
Mithrandir
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
When your CAU attempts exceed 2 posts.
Or perhaps when you start an elaborate tournament.
Or maybe when you organize a committee to certify great CAU ideas.
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 01:36 PM
When you open a book and touch random people, saying you have healed 12 of their hp. :)
Gnosis
09-21-2005, 01:49 PM
When you wait all day to post on the forums, but once you get there, barely any new posts were made in your absence. Thats then you realize you were only gone 5 mins...
max2k106
09-21-2005, 02:06 PM
When you wait all day to post on the forums, but once you get there barely any new posts were made in your absence. Thats then you realize you were only gone 5 mins...
I hate when there's no new posts -.-
Gnosis
09-21-2005, 02:15 PM
When you are bored out of your mind and think you might need a few days off...... *walks out the door.
Jeffery
09-21-2005, 02:16 PM
I hate when there's no new posts -.-
The difference between a poster and a spammer is whether or not one waits for there to be something to post on before posting.
And whether or not 1/2 your posts are in the 5 major spam threads.
dirka dirka
09-21-2005, 02:22 PM
5 major spam threads.
I can think of one.. RDT.. however I am lost for the other 4.
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 02:25 PM
When you ask your school to sponser a "Cash for my gold" fundraiser. :)
Hoolwath
09-21-2005, 02:36 PM
I can think of one.. RDT.. however I am lost for the other 4.
RDT, Three words story, Armageddon discussion thread, Crule and unusual and I cant think of the fifth.
Could be "netjak.com" though. :)
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 02:39 PM
the nickname thread. ;)
RDT, Three words story, Armageddon discussion thread, Crule and unusual and I cant think of the fifth.
Could be "netjak.com" though. :)
Probably the Rate the Signature Above Yours thread.
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 03:18 PM
nah that actually has people interpret or judge something, whereas the "give a nickname to the person above you" thread is just complete randomness on a stick.
The Cheat
09-21-2005, 06:44 PM
You know you spend too much time on TAO when you come up with 10 episode talk show season. *hint season 2 comming one day*
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 07:22 PM
When you make your own TAO text adventure! (I got dibs on that Copyright biatch :) )
Jeffery
09-21-2005, 08:04 PM
Anyone want to start a TAO based MUD?
Sodamoeba
09-21-2005, 08:05 PM
a what? if its something computer related, then I'm in. PM me the details if you want me to help, I will be on in 17 hours :)
banditto
09-21-2005, 08:08 PM
Whats a MUD?
Anyway, you know you tao too much when you can flawless 1700 golds with the default set.
You know you play to much tao when you try to shoot someone with a bow, but get blocked by the los from a nearby train.
ko71991
09-21-2005, 08:40 PM
When you rob a bank with a wooden stick that's curved up top.
Hydrant
09-21-2005, 11:17 PM
you surf here on your psp in between classes
Warcow
09-22-2005, 12:26 AM
you surf here on your psp in between classes
You can do that!?
*Goes to buy a PSP*
Gnosis
09-22-2005, 06:34 AM
When you go to this thread and have nothing else to say...
banditto
09-22-2005, 11:24 AM
You know your TAOing to much when you check your rep every other post.
green97sierra
09-22-2005, 11:33 AM
:D You know your TAOing to much when you check your rep every other post.
*checks rep*
Hoolwath
09-22-2005, 02:06 PM
When you type /c in your every essay and view all chances in life as Pyro-blocking.
wolf rayne {D}
09-22-2005, 02:17 PM
When you think the old man with a cane in your neighboorhood is going to light you on fire.
Hoolwath
09-22-2005, 02:21 PM
When you think every other Old man in your neighbourhood is a killer.
2xfire
09-22-2005, 02:36 PM
When you type /c in your every essay and view all chances in life as Pyro-blocking.
Man I type /c on aim all the time :(
Megabyte
09-22-2005, 02:38 PM
when you slap yourself with a trout every time you do something stupid
banditto
09-22-2005, 03:13 PM
When you worry about getting slapped with a trout!
When you can relate a forum member to a picture you saw on the internet because they use it in their banner.
The Cheat
09-22-2005, 05:39 PM
When you think of evil clowns, crazy cows, humping stormtroopers, and crazy ewoks, you think of your real life.
You also start writing your name in gold on every paper you get.
Sodamoeba
09-22-2005, 07:25 PM
^^^
When you fear that scary yellow circles with glasses will invade your house!
:keepord:
Gnosis
09-22-2005, 07:43 PM
When you post in the toasted or non-toasted thread.
ko71991
09-22-2005, 09:36 PM
When you let this thread get to 37 pages.
HorNeT
09-22-2005, 10:11 PM
when you are at school and your teacher is holding her book and you think she is going to heal you.
Godmic18
09-23-2005, 08:30 AM
when you are at school and your teacher is holding her book and you think she is going to heal you.
YESSS!!!! Reppage. That's the first in a long line to make me laugh.
Sodamoeba
09-23-2005, 06:02 PM
when you start chucking rocks at people in a mosh pit and you curse every time someone who you weren't aiming for interrupts your line of sight. Not that I'm peddling ideas here. :rolleyes:
ko71991
09-23-2005, 08:44 PM
When you try to think of something funny to post in this thread, but you just can't.
starwolf4888
09-24-2005, 07:38 AM
When you walk down the halls of you're overcrowded high school, you see a girl trying unsuccessfully to walk against traffic, and you call her a noob.
*sniff* Thats when I realized I had a problem.....
ko71991
09-24-2005, 09:04 AM
When you walk down the halls of you're overcrowded high school, you see a girl trying unsuccessfully to walk against traffic, and you call her a noob.
*sniff* Thats when I realized I had a problem.....
Wow, that is pretty serious. :p
Gnosis
09-24-2005, 10:53 AM
Well, I call new employees at my job noobs.
Hi starwolf4888, my name is Gnosis, I am a TAOaholic, and I have a problem....
Learz
09-24-2005, 02:01 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gnosis again.
LOL! That was funny.
Sodamoeba
09-24-2005, 03:08 PM
I was gonna rep him for you, but I got the same message. :(
Learz
09-24-2005, 04:30 PM
Well, I was able to rep you, so that makes up for it! :D
... when you go to a renisance (sp) fair and try to do an assassin suicide in the middle of 3 knights
ko71991
09-24-2005, 04:54 PM
When you just do.
The Cheat
09-24-2005, 05:51 PM
When you try to think of something funny to post in this thread, but you just can't.
When you......wait nevermind ko beat me to it.
ko71991
09-24-2005, 05:53 PM
When you......wait nevermind ko beat me to it.
Yeah, I spoke for half the posters with that post. :cool2:
banditto
09-24-2005, 08:59 PM
When your on at 12 at night.
When you get a bad grade, and blame it on luck, and ask for a draw so your grade wont go down.(Hate nubs who do that)
gryph89
09-24-2005, 09:15 PM
When I get into a fight being stoned thinking I will take less damage
banditto
09-24-2005, 09:22 PM
When you go around on halloween dressed as a scout, to tipi peoples houses because you see a los hole in the tree down the street.
When you have sat in a class with desks and physically motioned taking tricky LOS shots on people. That always gets fun looks...
When you have VERBALLY told someone else (in my case another friend who plays TAO) "I swear I'm on my last hit point!"
gryph89
09-24-2005, 10:30 PM
When I right on my Biology test as LOS meaning line of sight instead of large offspring syndome -.-
When you write your TAO name on your homework.
gryph89
09-24-2005, 11:29 PM
When you write your TAO name on your homework.
omg , I actually did that once lol
Lordofzrings
09-25-2005, 02:06 PM
ugg i wrote it on a Research paper ans stupidly hnded it in......
HorNeT
10-01-2005, 06:28 PM
when, you look this thread up becuase you had a dream about it and are typing this message to bump it.
gryph89
10-01-2005, 06:30 PM
When you clock about 60+ hours a week in here -.- (yes I have no life :P )
Dark7
10-01-2005, 07:09 PM
When you Accidently type /stat (someones screen name) on aim, attempting too look at thier profile
The Cheat
10-01-2005, 07:30 PM
When someone says it's the end of the world and you say "no, Bills is not online."
wolf rayne {D}
10-01-2005, 07:53 PM
When you ask if he hacked, because he/she is better looking than you.
ko71991
10-01-2005, 11:43 PM
When you Accidently type /stat (someones screen name) on aim, attempting too look at thier profile
I'm guessing that's a personal experience?
Uhm... Ooh, I got one, when you say something just for the sake of posting.
gryph89
10-02-2005, 07:37 AM
When I try so desperatly to be liked in here :(
banditto
10-02-2005, 07:43 AM
When you ask the TAO community for help with everything, such as what should I eat for breakfast?
Learz
10-02-2005, 02:20 PM
I'd NEVER fall that low!
btw, what should I have for dinner?
22woger22
10-02-2005, 05:35 PM
I'd NEVER fall that low!
btw, what should I have for dinner?
A TAO main game followed by forum dessert.
sooner4life
10-02-2005, 05:50 PM
When you wish more of your friends would play TAO instead of runescape.
Lone2Wolf
10-02-2005, 06:34 PM
When you ask for your opponent's stats in a tennis match.
Sodamoeba
10-02-2005, 06:38 PM
When you call someone a whore because they say stupid things and get sent to the principals...
Lone2Wolf
10-02-2005, 06:40 PM
When you call someone a whore because they say stupid things and get sent to the principals...
... :huh:
When you yell "CAN I JOIN A CLAN" while running down the street naked.
Sodamoeba
10-02-2005, 06:42 PM
... :huh:
When you yell "CAN I JOIN A CLAN" while running down the street naked.
YES! I TOTALLY DID THAT!
JaGrem
10-02-2005, 07:06 PM
when you've read all all the posts on this thread.....twice
HorNeT
10-02-2005, 07:07 PM
when you tell your mom to shut up because she sounds like a n00b!
Learz
10-02-2005, 07:10 PM
When you kiss your computer moniter when your DMW makes that impossible side-block....
green97sierra
10-02-2005, 07:22 PM
When you kiss your computer moniter when your DMW makes that impossible side-block....
you are spending too much time AT the computer when you kiss it, regardless of how you spend that time. ;)
HorNeT
10-02-2005, 07:34 PM
you are spending too much time AT the computer when you kiss it, regardless of how you spend that time. ;)
unless you are....nvm
Lone2Wolf
10-02-2005, 07:46 PM
When you propose a TAO Album to Sony
Song List
1. Cleric Healing
2. Golem Ambusher Hit
3. Knight Hit
4. Sound you make when Jeffery negs you
5. Poison Wisp move
6. Sound you make when Jeffery pos reps you
7. Sound you make when DHO beat's you in a match
banditto
10-02-2005, 07:54 PM
When you make threads asking people who the top 5 hottest cartoon charactors are.
Hey Wolf! long time no see ;)
Lone2Wolf
10-02-2005, 08:08 PM
Har har real funny :rolleyes:
Nice to see ya Paul, spank max for me ;)
When you try to do a mud-quake by jumping off the roof of your house.
Coffin Fedder
10-02-2005, 08:11 PM
All honesty, you know ur spending to much time on TAO when ur choking ur chicken when ur assassian does to bomb :p
Godmic18
10-03-2005, 09:33 AM
when you think Taoists are other people who worship TAO.
The Cheat
10-03-2005, 03:25 PM
When you have a dream about being on The Amazing Race with Snork as your partner. (This really happen!) :eek:
sooner4life
10-03-2005, 03:48 PM
When your puting your name on a paper and you put your pass under it.
HorNeT
10-03-2005, 08:09 PM
when you are talking on some type of instant messanger and you /c then your message to the person you are talking about.
green97sierra
10-03-2005, 08:11 PM
when you start talking about paradoxes and other nonsense in the RANDOM DISCUSSINO THREAD to the point that it is no longer RANDOM!
Jehutyv.2.0
10-03-2005, 08:59 PM
Not sure if this has been done, but...
You know you're spending too much on TAO when you post on this thread.
cs_zero
10-03-2005, 09:07 PM
done to death, actually, or something close to it.
Sodamoeba
10-03-2005, 09:07 PM
When you arrange the letters in your Alphabet Soup to represent your favorite formation...
Jehutyv.2.0
10-03-2005, 09:11 PM
When you start reffering to yourself by your username in real life.
green97sierra
10-03-2005, 09:44 PM
you have no idea how many times i think of myself as green, or worse yet, when i talk to someone i've met online or whatever and i refer to them as their username. like going out im like, "so, do i call you foxy234haxzor? or foxy? or just heather?"
cs_zero
10-03-2005, 09:46 PM
i've been called "cs" or "zero" by my friends many a time.
Jehutyv.2.0
10-03-2005, 09:50 PM
you have no idea how many times i think of myself as green, or worse yet, when i talk to someone i've met online or whatever and i refer to them as their username. like going out im like, "so, do i call you foxy234haxzor? or foxy? or just heather?"
Mmm..I understand what you're saying...then perhaps I should revise it.
You start signing documents by your username.
EleMENTAL
10-03-2005, 09:52 PM
When I get into a fight being stoned thinking I will take less damage
Holy crap, that was hilariouse!!!!!!!!!!!
Warcow
10-03-2005, 09:55 PM
when you start talking about paradoxes and other nonsense in the RANDOM DISCUSSINO THREAD to the point that it is no longer RANDOM!
But Green! The RDT isn't supposed to be a string of random comments, it is supposed to be a place where any discussion can happen in a nautral order, without creating new threads.
When you have to keep defining the purpose of the RDT.
green97sierra
10-03-2005, 09:56 PM
when your nightmares are plauged by cows trying to reason with a bulldog, but failing miserably. :p
allstarGL
10-03-2005, 09:57 PM
yeah gryph that was great!
Jehutyv.2.0
10-03-2005, 09:59 PM
When someone talks a lot, you yell "Stop spamming noob!".
sooner4life
10-03-2005, 10:02 PM
When your racing your friend and you tell him to press F5 when he's about to beat you.
MallaLubba
10-03-2005, 10:28 PM
Did anybody mention the times when you're watching a thunderstorm and you keep wondering why there isn't a nice little chiming noise to accompany the lightning?
Lordofzrings
10-04-2005, 07:25 AM
hah, howabout when your in on AIM and you tpe /c over and over and over and over again.......
wolf rayne {D}
10-04-2005, 07:46 AM
When your taking a math test, and you think "God, i could really use Jeffery on this one"...
banditto
10-04-2005, 08:28 AM
When you try to find the neg rep button on a person you hate.
Hellblazer
10-04-2005, 09:02 AM
When your anti-drug is TAO.
Sodamoeba
10-04-2005, 12:11 PM
when you talk about your 1337 LOS skillz because you hit an old guy on a golf course through a cluster of trees :)
There already is a thread about this. Even better, it has a long tradition of being necroed. (Taken from: http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21252)
Realist, might I bring to your attention that you said necro?
Jeffery
11-02-2005, 12:18 AM
He who commandeth shall bear responsability for he who follows?
Yes, Jeffery, I do believe that is correct. I see you ended in a question mark, but I'm pretty sure we can change it to a period?
Xenon
11-02-2005, 09:53 AM
hah, howabout when your in on AIM and you tpe /c over and over and over and over again.......
I do that sometimes but on MSN or at school in the command.com thing we can get.
Swartzstrom
11-02-2005, 09:58 AM
When you see a random boulder lying around and you run away because you think a Golem Ambusher is going to walk up to you and throw the boulder at you.
Xenon
11-02-2005, 11:45 AM
When you see a random boulder lying around and you run away because you think a Golem Ambusher is going to walk up to you and throw the boulder at you.
LMAO, that would be funny if the tao characters came to life.
Jehutyv.2.0
11-02-2005, 03:10 PM
When your anti-drug is TAO.When your introduction to drugs is TAO.
The Cheat
11-02-2005, 06:44 PM
When you introduce youself as your TAO name.
Swartzstrom
11-02-2005, 06:46 PM
When you quit drugs just so you'd have enough money to pay for a Gold Account.
HorNeT
11-02-2005, 06:46 PM
When you introduce youself as your TAO name.
lol.
When you play swords with your little brother and he hits you from the front and you say "HaHa n00b! I have 80% blocking from the front!"
T3km4n
11-02-2005, 06:47 PM
When you have ever been on TAO ever, you have been here too much.
Merdoc.
11-02-2005, 06:48 PM
when u tell your gf, your busy playing tao
when u tell your gf, your busy playing tao
wow just... wow - and you know your spending to much time when you have straight D's (I actualy have straight B's but for those of you)
Jehutyv.2.0
11-02-2005, 09:11 PM
When you quit drugs just so you'd have enough money to pay for a Gold Account.When you do drugs because dirka dirka told you it was good.
***Duo***
11-02-2005, 09:13 PM
When you hit 'um up.
-Duo
when u tell your gf, your busy playing taoWhen you tell your wife, your busy playing tao
Warcow
11-02-2005, 10:07 PM
When you realize that your longest relationship is no longer with a girl, but an online game.
green97sierra
11-02-2005, 10:28 PM
When you realize that your longest relationship is no longer with a girl, but an online game.
dude... that hurts.... :(
T3km4n
11-02-2005, 10:28 PM
When you realize that your longest relationship is no longer with a girl, but an online game.
I would hope so! I've been here for like a year.
Megabyte
11-02-2005, 10:32 PM
When the concept of trout makes sense
Jeffery
11-02-2005, 10:32 PM
Megabyte, want to start a Trout Cult website?
22woger22
11-02-2005, 10:36 PM
Megabyte, want to start a Trout Cult website?
Can I join?
:(
spike3379
11-02-2005, 10:44 PM
i dont know if this has been said or not cause it was too long to read but...
when your walking down the sidewalk and you blurt "THATS IT THATS HOW I WILL BEAT HIM"
banditto
11-03-2005, 05:29 AM
When you see a line of people trying to cross the street, you think they are going to rush you, so you quickly try to find the lobby button to quit :p
WaCk-HeAd
11-03-2005, 05:41 AM
When you leave a clan because you suddenly start suffering from some superiority problem.
Office_Shredder
11-03-2005, 03:58 PM
When the high point of your day is arguing over whether a screenshot is fake in a power struggle for the top spot on the clan rankings :rolleyes:
Walrus
11-03-2005, 03:59 PM
when your post count exceeds 5000.
spike3379
11-03-2005, 04:01 PM
when you run away from a person while they wait to go again
Lonely Tylenol
11-03-2005, 04:02 PM
When you take me seriously.
:wink2:
Walrus
11-03-2005, 04:03 PM
when you have more than 100 units in your archive
oh wait, that is a symbol of when you know youve become a living god, my mistake!
ko71991
11-03-2005, 05:17 PM
When you take me seriously.
:wink2:
Dude... Wow, seriously?
Learz
11-03-2005, 05:21 PM
when you have more than 100 units in your archive
oh wait, that is a symbol of when you know youve become a living god, my mistake!
When you look at God -
And he looks like a walrus -
You know its time for another drink.
Lonely Tylenol
11-03-2005, 05:26 PM
Dude... Wow, seriously?
Do you think you'd take me seriously if you didn't spend too much time here?
ko71991
11-03-2005, 05:26 PM
What?
22woger22
11-04-2005, 12:15 AM
When you've only been here for 7 months but have 5100 reputation, 4,500 posts and two strangers who want you to strip them.
:(
ko71991
11-04-2005, 12:18 AM
When you've barely been here for a year and you almost have 10k.
T3km4n
11-04-2005, 12:24 AM
when you have been here forever and have none of any of that and holy shit when did all these people get such high post counts>?!?!?!?!??!?! ko what the hell?
ko71991
11-04-2005, 12:32 AM
Well, I think it was yesterday...
Jehutyv.2.0
11-04-2005, 03:28 PM
When you blame your loss in chess on mage bombing.
ko71991
11-04-2005, 08:32 PM
When you start making little outfits for your chess set so they can look just like TAO.
Jehutyv.2.0
11-04-2005, 09:06 PM
When you cosplay as a lighting ward.
Office_Shredder
11-04-2005, 09:10 PM
When you decide not to take your opponent's pawn because it's a front attack :) (I actually did this once!!!)
banditto
11-04-2005, 09:14 PM
When you see a wrestling match and wonder where O_S with his Frylock Banner :p
Lucky13
11-05-2005, 01:25 AM
When you do what bonesplitter does.
Jehutyv.2.0
11-05-2005, 09:47 AM
When you smash the ground as hard as you can with your fist, trying to make an earthquake.
wolf rayne {D}
11-05-2005, 10:33 AM
When, asked to turn in your homework, you say.
"The pyro burned it."
ko71991
11-05-2005, 10:34 AM
When you start making songs about TAO. *cough Max cough*
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 10:35 AM
When you start licking the computer screen after you win a drop.
ko71991
11-05-2005, 10:37 AM
When you're reading a book, come across the word "endless" and think about endless... DAMN YOU ENDLESS!
Lucky13
11-05-2005, 12:52 PM
When you know almost every person here that doesn't cyber.(sorry if this has been posted already, I didnt want to take the time to read all the posts)
Coffin Fedder
11-05-2005, 12:53 PM
When you go blind, because you feel in love with the enchantress
22woger22
11-05-2005, 01:02 PM
When you have sex with a man in real life, because you're pretending to be a girl.
Coffin Fedder
11-05-2005, 01:05 PM
When you have sex with a man in real life, because you're pretending to be a girl.
:eek: someone call a doctor I think Wogers lost it!
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 01:11 PM
When you see someone at a bowling ally that looks like Snarr..
(This actually happend)
Coffin Fedder
11-05-2005, 01:12 PM
When you see someone at a bowling ally that looks like Snarr..
(This actually happend)
everyone looks like Snarr though, *bows to god*
But, when you call ur sister hott
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 01:13 PM
everyone looks like Snarr though, *bows to god*
...Have you ever even saw snarrs pic?
Coffin Fedder
11-05-2005, 01:15 PM
...Have you ever even saw snarrs pic?
No, and I dont really want to either:p
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 01:16 PM
Then dont say everyone looks like him! >:c!
Wait a second...
*goes off*
"Snarr!!!"
"Oh... sorry Warcow"
Coffin Fedder
11-05-2005, 01:17 PM
Then dont say everyone looks like him! >:c!
Wait a second...
*goes off*
"Snarr!!!"
"Oh... sorry Warcow"
as I was saying, everyone doesnt look like snarr! (besides u Warcow:p )
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 01:22 PM
everyone looks like Snarr though
*cough*
ko71991
11-05-2005, 02:59 PM
When you have sex with a man in real life, because you're pretending to be a girl.
Ew...
HorNeT
11-05-2005, 03:26 PM
when 3/4 of the people on your buddy list (instant messanger) have TAO infront of their s/n
Xenon
11-05-2005, 03:28 PM
When you have sex with a man in real life, because you're pretending to be a girl.
Ummm? Okay. Lets not go there.
ko71991
11-05-2005, 03:53 PM
when 3/4 of the people on your buddy list (instant messanger) have TAO infront of their s/n
When you have flowers on your sig. Jk. :p
Lucky13
11-05-2005, 06:11 PM
When you have had over 10 girlfriends on TAO.
HorNeT
11-05-2005, 06:33 PM
When you have had over 10 girlfriends on TAO.
your just mad you dont!
when you are the leader of thousands of trouts.
Wizzy`
11-05-2005, 06:33 PM
When you dream about Warcow. Uhmn...*runs*
Lucky13
11-05-2005, 09:55 PM
[QUOTE=HorNeT]your just mad you dont!
Actually, I'm not mad at all. I have a plenty of girls stalking me here trying to get me to go out with them. If I really wanted to go out with someone on here, then I would.
When you think TAO is so much fun, you play it with your friends in the wilderness, and you are so addicted that you beleive to get back home you have to kill your friend.
Jehutyv.2.0
11-05-2005, 10:34 PM
When you have sex with a man in real life, because you're pretending to be a girl.Woger, that's not a sign of addiction to TAO. It's a sign of being a transvestite, a.k.a. Tim Curry.
22woger22
11-06-2005, 02:32 AM
Woger, that's not a sign of addiction to TAO. It's a sign of being a transvestite, a.k.a. Tim Curry.
Could be. Some may be too used to pretending to be a girl and trying to cyber with you.
Now don't get me started on this player I met today in a game. . .
ko71991
11-06-2005, 09:50 AM
when you are the leader of thousands of trouts.
Leave the Trouts out of this, damnit! :eek:
When you lead thousands of HorNets. There, I said it. :dry:
The Cheat
11-06-2005, 02:55 PM
When you wonder what's so important about trouts?:confused:
Wizzy`
11-06-2005, 02:58 PM
When you start coming up with reasons of how you know you've been spending too much time on TAO.
Hellblazer
11-06-2005, 03:04 PM
When Pichu pwns you on a daily basis.
Lucky13
11-06-2005, 03:20 PM
When everyone is your enemy.
HorNeT
11-06-2005, 03:28 PM
When Pichu pwns you on a daily basis.
that means I havent been spending too much time on TAO kuz my pikachu and charizard own!
HorNeT
11-06-2005, 03:29 PM
Leave the Trouts out of this, damnit! :eek:
When you lead thousands of HorNets. There, I said it. :dry:
:eek: how could you?
when a stormtrooper is your best freind.....I had to. :dry:
ko71991
11-06-2005, 04:35 PM
When... *notices Jonspen and Max in the horizon galloping on horses*
Nothing, nothing at all. :)
sooner4life
11-06-2005, 04:43 PM
When you about to dump your girl/boyfriend but you can't find the trash can.
ko71991
11-06-2005, 04:48 PM
When you have a game for killing whales in your sig. :confused:
wolf rayne {D}
11-06-2005, 04:49 PM
When you start to spam with your friend in the middle of class.
ko71991
11-06-2005, 04:51 PM
When you go up to the board in the middle of class in front of the teacher and write, "ne1 wnna hab seckz? shout 555!"
sooner4life
11-06-2005, 04:57 PM
When before you go on the elevator you ask anyone if they wanna battle on floor seven.
HorNeT
11-06-2005, 04:59 PM
When before you go on the elevator you ask anyone if they wanna battle on floor seven.
ROFL!
Jehutyv.2.0
11-06-2005, 09:23 PM
When you start coming up with reasons of how you know you've been spending too much time on TAO.When you think that coming up with a reason for knowing you've been spending too much time on TAO is a reason for knowing you've been spending too much time on TAO.
Lucky13
11-06-2005, 09:39 PM
When you bring a laptop to school so you can play 24/7.
~I've seriously considered trying this.
Lucky13
11-06-2005, 10:40 PM
Sorry for the double post.
But you know you are playing to much when you start to spell night with a k.(knight) like when you say good night all, but instead you say good knight all.
cs_zero
11-06-2005, 10:54 PM
When you start making songs about TAO. *cough Max cough*
When you actually have Max's songs saved in your MP3 player
Lucky13
11-06-2005, 11:01 PM
When you have 50.18 posts a day and rising. ( me ):cool:
HorNeT
11-07-2005, 04:03 PM
When you have 50.18 posts a day and rising. ( me ):cool:
post whore :p
sooner4life
11-07-2005, 04:05 PM
When before you play dodgeball you tell everyone their blocking percentages.
Wizzy`
11-07-2005, 04:09 PM
When you have 50.18 posts a day and rising. ( me ):cool:
*coughSageThiefcough*
:confused:
banditto
11-07-2005, 04:16 PM
Of all the people to speak, hornet and Wizzy :p Irony!
When you go to school and every 4 steps stop and wait 1 minute until you can move again.
Swartzstrom
11-07-2005, 04:19 PM
When you run away from a boulder on the ground because you think it's a Mud Golem watching and waiting to ambush you.
Megabyte
11-07-2005, 04:20 PM
When you see a trout in real life and run screaming
edit: I actually do always have my laptop with me
Zero~Hero
11-07-2005, 04:23 PM
You know you're spending too much time on TAO when...
You make a thread like this
Lucky13
11-07-2005, 04:24 PM
post whore :p
Yeah, i s'pose I am a post whore now, lol.:p
Whenever you pay a visit to the hospital, and see the doctors as clerics, and you attempt to kill them.
Wizzy`
11-07-2005, 06:46 PM
Of all the people to speak, hornet and Wizzy :p Irony!
:rolleyes:
I was only a post whore when I didnt have 900 posts!
500 posts in 2 days, thats not a lot. :rolleyes:
Lucky13
11-07-2005, 10:34 PM
:rolleyes:
I was only a post whore when I didnt have 900 posts!
500 posts in 2 days, thats not a lot. :rolleyes:
WOW!!! What an accomplishment, I wish i could have done that, and not get flamed for doing so.:dry:
I couldnt think good at this time so here is a very original one:
When you have 500 posts in 2 days and your name is Wizzy.:p
sooner4life
11-07-2005, 10:46 PM
You über post whores, it takes me about a month to get one hundred posts. :p
On topic: When your told you only have a day to live and tell the person "give me my laptop... I need to break 1600 before I die".
Lucky13
11-07-2005, 10:55 PM
You über post whores, it takes me about a month to get one hundred posts. :p
Took me 3 days to get 150+ posts.:p
When you see numbers in your math book as TAO characters.
russian
11-08-2005, 07:45 PM
You place a LW in your front Yard to keep the clowns out.
Lucky13
11-08-2005, 09:02 PM
When you are the stat leader in all 5 servers and have the top 5 spot in stats on all 5 servers.
~I wish
deleryn
11-08-2005, 09:08 PM
When you want to teach your 2 year old niece TAO.
It's true...
Lucky13
11-08-2005, 09:13 PM
When your everyday appearal becomes TAO costumes.
deleryn
11-08-2005, 09:15 PM
when drafting triangles become knight-shields.
Lucky13
11-08-2005, 09:30 PM
Your taking a scantron test, and the bubbles you fill in resemble a picture of a TAO unit.
uniquinous
11-08-2005, 10:06 PM
I think the worst for me came about a year and a half ago. I wasn't feeling well and couldn't fully stay asleep. I was tossing and turning all night, just barely awake, constantly in a losing tactics battle in my head. If I fully got up it went away, but as soon as I tried to get back to sleep and drifted I just kept seeing movement patterns of units...
bleh - was a horrible night.
Lucky13
11-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Something kinda like that happened to me. When I would close my eyes (I was on TAO for about 24 hrs non-stop) I would see the units moving around and attacking each other. I was even hearing the exact sounds, when they moved in my eyes.
uniquinous
11-08-2005, 10:52 PM
Dirka where are you!? This is the perfect opportunity to throw in a "one time when I was high" story!
Xenon
11-09-2005, 09:30 AM
Took me 3 days to get 150+ posts.:p
When you see numbers in your math book as TAO characters.
It took me 2 days to reach 250+ I got to 120 (I think, or close enough) posts per day.
Vader13
11-09-2005, 09:12 PM
It took me 2 days to reach 250+ I got to 120 (I think, or close enough) posts per day.
POST WHORE!!!:mad:
When you have over 15 of a single unit, and you are a grey.
gryph89
11-09-2005, 09:31 PM
This really happened to me once, I was playing Tactics most the morning before school.My teacher said
"Ed, what do you think." Mr Pierce
"I only turtle" Me
Sadly enough , I've done that about 2 times this week :(
Darth_Vader
11-09-2005, 10:16 PM
When you cyber so much here you get to be so good they draft you to be in the adult film industry.
_Darkness_
11-09-2005, 10:33 PM
When you cyber so much here you get to be so good they draft you to be in the adult film industry.
Bad Vader, you know cybering is bad! So ko, wanna cyber?
gryph89
11-10-2005, 10:40 AM
Dark wanna cyber ? :p
max2k106
11-10-2005, 10:41 AM
/b4nz0r
Xenon
11-10-2005, 10:46 AM
0h n0 h3's g377iN T3H b4nz0rz :bigsmile:
When you say come on lets play some football on floor 9 (couldn't thank of a decent won).
gryph89
11-10-2005, 10:59 AM
When the TAO forums caused me to burn my hand b/c of the link Xenon has about exploding milk
Xenon
11-10-2005, 11:01 AM
Lmao, I should have a big warning note saying "do not try this at home" underneath it in size 7, bold and red, so retards like gryph89 don't burn themselves :p
A bit like this...
Do Not Try This At Home
:p:D:p
gryph89
11-10-2005, 11:21 AM
:(
lol , it was pretty cool though..I never knew it did that
The Fairplay
11-10-2005, 11:22 AM
when ur name is twelve
Xenon
11-10-2005, 01:18 PM
:(
lol , it was pretty cool though..I never knew it did that
It is isn't it. just get some milk, keep it for ages and ages and it may go flammable. I wonder if it is even scientifically possible though, they may have added a flammable liquid, I don't know.
when ur name is twelve
Your such a moronic idiot.
Darth_Vader
11-10-2005, 04:02 PM
Bad Vader, you know cybering is bad! So ko, wanna cyber?
I know cybering is bad, and I never do it. I'm in your clan also. So there is all the motivation you need to not do it. I would never want to be expelled from AK. BTW, I just have a different account name in your clan, I'm hoping to get in with the Darth_Vader account I just recently made.
EDIT- Dark, is that a hidden message I see in the quote?
O, you know your spending to much time when you own over 10 clans, all of which are ranked very highly.
sooner4life
11-10-2005, 05:00 PM
When your playing Halo and you tell your team to line-up in a all out rush with rocket warthogs in back (I tried that once :bigsmile: ).
skylore
11-10-2005, 05:12 PM
when in your writing assignment you use comparisons like "it was as unfair as putting a gold agaisnt a grey"... and then continue playing after you fail.
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