New song, everyone sing along!

[Jeffery]

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friend
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friend
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on singing it forever because
This is the song that never ends...

Next person take it!

[Omega_Paladin]

Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[kAlAmAdY]

There was this one guy
He said Hi
Then he said bye
This is all a lie
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Communist]

I found this one rock
I put it in a sock
I smashed him over the head
Now that bitch is dead



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT NOW lol

[drakonfire]

lol, that reminds me of this... which the adults all hated...


tic-tac-toe barny got shot by a GI joe
momma called doctor and doctor said
"whoop! barneys dead!, whoop! barneys dead!"


lol... ah the good old days... i dont even remeber why they didnt like it... was it to violent or something? :D :rolleyes:

[...]

jingle bells
shotgun shells
santa claus is dead
G.I. Joe and mighty moe gunned him in the head!
barbie doll, barbie doll
tried to save his life....
BUT G.I. JOE AND MIGHTY MOE STABBED HER WITH A KNIFE!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D

[sOOisiDal]

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
’cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than chinatown

Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m goin’ to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don’tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zip code

When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who’s fat

If you see me comin’ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I’m huge, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again who’s fat

[Bottle]

That should be The Bottle's song...

[Serge]

That is a song by weird al no?

It's a good song, esp. the shadow weighing 42 #'s. Also, for all who don't know, it goes to the music for I'm bad-by Micheal Jackson.

[sOOisiDal]

yeah what serge said

[Huma]

This one is a bit offence but what the heck.

[Huma]

F*ck, F*ck, F*ck a duck, Screw a kangaroo. Finger bang a orangutan Horny at the zoo!!!!

[sOOisiDal]

double posting n00b

[ReNeGAdE]

what if god smoked cannibus?
would it explain the platypus?

[Huma]

sOOisiDal my mouse fucked up and I clicked suunmit post before I was done writing so I hit stop on my browser and re wrote it sorry I cant delete my own posts. Dont be so quick to flame you ass Do you think you are better because you have posted more? Do you think you are smarter.
*Huma unsheaths his dragonlance Forged by Paladin and rams it up sOOisiDal's ass*

You dont know me this is my scond gold account my other got messed up so I am not fuckin a nOOb.

[sOOisiDal]

i'm sure you would never do that to a n00b huma

[Jeffery]

I hate you...
You hate me..
We hung Barney from a treeee.
A shot rang out,
and Barney hit the floor!
No More Purple Din-O-Saurrrrrrrr.