creative explinations

[green97sierra]

here is one way i explain to people how i 'aquired' my units.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7761/explination.JPG

[sOOisiDal]

rotfl! sounds like being gold makes the game some whacked out RPG

[Snarr]

LOL! Dude you are such a meanie, you know he is probably 11 and totaly bought the whole deal and now he's gonna go to the ministore and ask for cleric seeds.

[LondonJack]

I've told people a variety of things

One of my favorite answers to the "How'dya get" question is Clean Living.

From there the conversation goes where ever their questions take it, can be fun.

Another favorite is telling someone i got my Dragon at the pound, his name is George and i saved him from being put down. That is why he fights for me with such passion.

One guy actually asked me how to get to the Tao pound.

[Hugh Junit]

Very nice Sierra. A gold unit gardener. A farmer , if you will. I also like the clean-living answer London. It's not only funny, but it's certain to confuse children/morons. I usually tell them to " ask Santa"

[Duffman]

When people ask how to cheat in the lobby i tell them to press f5 in the game to get a list of all the possible cheats they can do... Is that wrong?

(of course i don't play them after saying this... I'm completely above board ;) )

[Jeffery]

I always say send me $10 and i'll give you them.

And you know, i really would.... For 1 month.

[Lord Achilles]

I say "Go to the forums and PM Snarr at least thirty times, that should do it."

[Omegus]

When someone asks me repeatedly where i got my gold units, i say, "Deez nuts...thats how":D

[Lord Achilles]

I still like mine the best.

[Office_Shredder]

That's interesting ach... there was one time when I told someone to flood snarr's PM box to get a gold upgrade, and he did... quite amusing:)

[Lord Achilles]

Yeah, I love annoying Snarr.

[ArcPaladinZero]

They usually are the ones telling me how to get more units. Sometimes they tell me to press something called "F5" to get more units. Kids these days.

[Elentari]

Most of the time I'm not very inventive and I tell them to just buy them, as in type: /buy Dark Magic Witchx16 etc... it's really funny to see them do it. I never tell them to press F5 though... ;)

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Elentari
Most of the time I'm not very inventive and I tell them to just buy them, as in type: /buy Dark Magic Witchx16 etc... it's really funny to see them do it. I never tell them to press F5 though... ;)


lol, thats awsome


me i tell them to go look at the gold upgrade page on the website!!! isnt it hilarious!!!???!!!11!one



*eyes dart back and forth*


what?

[LondonJack]

Sometimes i will answer their questions with *** Grey chat filter enabled. ***

[Lord Achilles]

Mine is still the best.

[LondonJack]

*pat Ach on the head*

yes we know, you are always the best at everything

[Yuratart1]

The best would deffinatly be

"how did you get those kickass units??''
"I sacraficed a goat...duh"


or...
"Why do u have those units?"
"I am god...now bow down"
**Newb has bowed down and died**

Damn straight Biotch

[Omega_Paladin]

I just send them to that which should not exist







*whispers to self*...you are an idiot...

[Lord Achilles]

Damn straight I'm always the best.

[Omega_Paladin]

This thread shall now be about how Lord Ach is inferior to everyone around him. I will start:


YOU POST WHORE ATTEMPTS ARE RUBBISH! YOUR POSTS ARE BELOW THE LEVEL OF THINGS THAT ARE BELOW THE LEVEL OF COMMONLY ACCEPTED RUBBISH!

[green97sierra]

omega, your attempt to hijack my thread, albeit amusing in its own dancing banana way, is herby thwarted. :P

[Lord Achilles]

I am the master of hijacking threads, go dig up a few clan discussion thread deeply indulged in Avril Lavigne rather than the clan.

[roamingstorm]

i usually tell them to ask golds for them, its kind of funny, sorry to all of those golds who have been bugged by that little moment of hilarity

[Omega_Paladin]

Prepare the sacrificial knivies. This one must be put down. I usually tell them that you have to go outside and stare into the sun for long periods of time and then stare at the screen and your burnt corneas will make you think that you have them and since the reality of TAO can be changed so easily you shall have them.

EDIT: Who else likes pepperoni and sausage pizza?

[LondonJack]

Originally posted by roamingstorm
i usually tell them to ask golds for them, its kind of funny, sorry to all of those golds who have been bugged by that little moment of hilarity

IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holds roaming down while Omega sharpens the sacrificial knives

[green97sierra]

this was a pretty good one... i only wish that the moron didnt keep doing the .'s so i could get all of it. this is the summary though, right before he surrendered. he asked how he could get golems. i told him he had to go to mount olympus, meet zeus, and beat the five challanges. the following is a summary, and you dont get to see it, but he keeps asking where he can find zeus....

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2075/explination1.JPG

[xerent]

1) Passed. I had the pleasure of being introduced to a dog that could talk scooby-doo. He only knew a few phrazes, which he spoke on command, but they were definately discernable.

2) Not Passed. Simple enough with todays genetics.

3) Not Passed. But I could do it. It will blow up, but I will get it to run for a bit.

4) Not Passed. Feed the talking dog to the chicken. Amputate Chicken while it is eating.

What was challenge 5 again? If it was meeting Zeus on Mount Olympus, well... I have a cat named Zeus, and I could make some sort of paper meche mountian thing.

[green97sierra]

he never let me get to number five. he kept asking where he could find zeus.

[Omega_Paladin]

Should of told him you have to pray to the Badger and Banana gods if you want an audience with Zeus.