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[Omega_Paladin]

It is a freakin Saturday night.


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My sweet ass ride (http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/paladin13/All_Mine.jpg) has a blown motor otherwise I would be doing about 150 right now with a scantly clad red hed in the passenger seat.


300ZX Twin Turbo: Japanese for "wet panties"

[Serge]

I am here 'cause I got grounded for fighting. I mean what's a young impressionable kid to do? My mom pressured me into playing sports, I chose hockey, in the NHL incourages fighting, so when someone starts something I open a can of whoop-ass. It doesn't help that I am a semi-skinny freshman who now's a lot of Martial Arts, I get people picking on me trying to fight me all the time, yet it's my fault when I kick their ass.

[Omega_Paladin]

can of whoop-ass
a lot of Martial Arts
kick their ass.


[just sad]grounded
mom pressured me [/just sad]

[SlipknotiCX]

Eh, I'm just a bum and have no life. That and my car is out of commision =\

92 Saturn SL2 (Twin Cam): English for "shitty"

[Serge]

Whatever O_P. It's more believable then "my car is broken" and plus it's true. I got grounded for three weeks 'cause I got in a fight with some sophmore punk.

[Omega_Paladin]

Connecting rod through the engine block.


Don't get much more broken then that.


Except maybe blowing into a tree.

[ReNeGAdE]

well im here cause my job is web & graphics design and im break from that. i make money.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm here because I've really got nothing better to do. Plus I've been making little animations all night with Flash.

[Omega_Paladin]

That one is a little big but smooth Arc.


Mario freak.

[Jeffery]

I am checking in from a laptop in a food trailer on the street while at work

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yeah I keep having trouble with getting the file size down. It would be so much easier if I could stick a swf file on here.

[Tcbb]

I am here because I am a loser in real life, and I don't want to study for my midterms on Monday.

[Damion]

I'm at work.

do I need a better excuse ;)

[Omega_Paladin]

No I think everyone is covered so far.


I'm not really in a position to judge on this subject.


*goes back to www.jimwolftechnology.com*

[Damion]

LOL

my rides pretty sweet I get 45 miles to the gallon under full load. In the City.

other then that....

well....yeah :)

[ArcPaladinZero]

'88 Honda Accord right here. I've been saving up for about two years now. I found an Integra with a stage 3 turbo, it's got some power under the hood. But I'm not quite sure what I want.

[Snarr]

Originally posted by Damion
LOL

my rides pretty sweet I get 45 miles to the gallon under full load. In the City.

other then that....

well....yeah :)

Yeah you need to explain what are you doing working on a saturday!

I'm here cause it rained the whole day and I couldn't play tennis :(
Also I don't want to study for my exams.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Who does want to study? I avoid it at all costs unless it's completely necessary for me passing.

[Snarr]

LOL the difference is that I already failed, you already passed.
It's 90% fail rate first year, so I don't quite blame myself, more then 60% redo the year.

[Tcbb]

snarr, you are on your first year. You have nothing to compare with so you don't know how games affect your life. I am on my third year. On my first year I got straigth-A. Now I am too embarassed to tell my grade last quarter, and I probably won't be able to graduate on time. If only I know a way to quit, believe me I tried a lot of times.

[Omega_Paladin]

Thats an expensive way to learn Snarr.


As for Arc...that front wheel drive abomination of automotive kind will befoul your driveway and rape your lawn decorations.


If you want a fast car, buy a car that was designed to be fast.

Like one that doesn't flex to bad that if you jack up the front end you can't even open the damn door. (Okay that was a specific car that had had a light side hit at one time so it may have jacked the frame up some...but still, DAMN!)

[Snarr]

I used to be straight A's without studying :)
I came here and there is a 90% fail rate and plus I had horrible written French and difficulities understanding it, ther was basically no chance to pass. It's a competition between the students only top 10% will pass.

[green97sierra]

im here because none of my friends are answering their phones. and i dont care what you guys say, hook up a tow rope to our cars and i would rip the very frame from your body. can we say 5.7 ltr v.8? vortec? how about 270+ hp?

[Omega_Paladin]

Green you drive a 87 Taurus and you know it.



For the record the 5.7 (the 350 chevy), in Z06 trim makes more like 390hp.


Dillhole.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yum, them be some harsh words. I personally wouldn't want a gas guzzlin' V8. Gimmie a 4 banger and I'm happy as long as it's pushing at least 200 ponies.

[Omega_Paladin]

You can get a nice rear drive 240sx for about 2-3 grand and strap a turbo to it and make 300 at the rear wheels. :D


Or go really crazy and drop a RB26 in there and make 1000 :)

[green97sierra]

i have a friend with a kawi. ninja, not too sure which make though... but he is running 12 lb of boost through a turbo... *drools*

[Hugh Junit]

I am here because I have a 6 week old baby , which means I have no life whatsoever. Actually, we did go to a Mariners/Yankees game yesterday and to a movie today ( Van Helsing....pretty lame) but my wife is in bed and I am spending yet another Saturday night cruising Tao. Believe it or not, I used to be a fun guy * slowly reaches for beer *

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah Van Helsing looked pretty lame...Man on fire was freakin evil though :) Hes just standing up in the corner waitin for the corrupt cops motorcade with the freakin RPG and you just know some evil evil s**t is going to happen. Very entertaining. Kill Bill Vol 2 kicks major ass too.


Anyway...

[Hugh Junit]

I should have picked one of those two instead. I know Tony Scott did Man on Fire, and I usually like his movies. Don't even know why we didn't think of Kill Bill 2. I guess we just had Van Helsing on the brain. It could have been sooooo much better . $146 million dollar budget? For the love of Jimminy Christmas!:eek:

[ArcPaladinZero]

Van Helsing was way friggin' over-hyped. I shoulda stuck with the reviews on Yahoo and saw Man on Fire. Everyone's said that movie kicks ass. I don't think I want to waste another 8 bucks though... so I'll hold off till next weekend before I see another movie.

[Hydrant]

well Im here cuz I was out with my friends.. and then we rented the Bourne Identity.. and now theyre gone

and Van Helsing was incredible.. the reviewers dont know shit

[Hugh Junit]

Speaking of over-hyped , they sure as hell are pumping up Spiderman2. I must admit, they did a f*ing fantastic job on the trailors. And think of all the publicity they got from the MLB thing. The baseball commission decided not to let them put the ads on the bases , but the networks and newspapers had already been covering the " Spiderman2" story for a week. Talk about free advertising.

[thrdflrmshr]

I hate when they overhype things so they are expected to be better beyond the realm of possibility. It kind of ruins the whole experience. I like to watch movies that I know NOTHING about. My uncle sent me Kill Bill Vol. 1 a few months ago out of the clear blue; that's probably why I love it so much.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still see Spiderman 2. I'll just have to try extra hard to have a really open mind.

[Omega_Paladin]

I didn't like the first Spiderman, of course that was on a six hour plane flight. Still, not a great movie. Special effects not all that great, the green villian looked horrible, and there is less obvious plots in pornos.

Anyway...I'm still waiting for my end-of-all-movies-good Mechwarrior series of films that are so utterly awesome that they unite the entire human race will be brought together in worship of them.


ALL COPIES OF TOMB RAIDER OF SHOULD BE DESTROYED! JOLIE OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT FREAKS NAME SHOULD BE PUBLICLY FLOGGED!

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
JOLIE OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT FREAKS NAME SHOULD BE PUBLICLY FLOGGED!
She's still super hot.

[Omega_Paladin]

Her lips would crush you.











Think about that.

[Hydrant]

yeah but think about what those lips could do....

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Her lips would crush you.

Think about that.
I did, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. She's still highly boinkable, wouldn't you say?

[Hydrant]

nah.. on my very short list of females Id do... she is not

[Omega_Paladin]

Snork says he needs to hear more about this list Hydrant.

I don't think she is that great. But then I go for cute over hot. And I'm not touching anything that the great but wierd Billy Bob Thorton has been around.

[Hydrant]

my list:
Kiera Knightley
Sarah Michelle Gellar

that's it

the rest is guys.. lots and lots of guys

right now Im trying to seduce my coworker :]

[Omega_Paladin]

Originally posted by Hydrant
[B]my list:
Kiera Knightley
Sarah Michelle Gellar


Snork will be busy for a while, he was muttering something about the number three...


anyway...You just a Ho aren't you :D

Also, your co-worker would probably like it if you just simply showed up at his (her?...) house naked with a bottle of scotch.

We guys tend to like things simple.

EDIT: Wait a minute...Kiera is just on there because thats as close as you'll ever get to Depp isn't it?

[Hugh Junit]

Kiera Knightly is mmm mmm good. Oddly enough, MY list of hollywood women I would "bang" is just slightly longer than Hydrants. It includes just about every woman entertainer I can think of. Hell I'd probably even have a go at Kathy Bates just so I could have this conversation....
Hugh- Dude, guess what?
Hugh's friend- what?
Hugh-I banged that fat chick from Misery
Hugh's friend- Cool

[Omega_Paladin]

Another conversation Hugh will have soon

Hugh: Dude
Hughs friend: Dude?
Hugh: I nailed the chick in hanson

[Hugh Junit]

Its 12:32 am and I almost attempted a witty comeback, but that was f*ing hilarious Omega. I nearly woke up the baby. I think Hansen's drummer enjoys living in my basement. I feed and water the little bugger just about every day * hears noise from cellar and stomps on floor*

[Hydrant]

hahaah thats like on family guy when Quagmire says he wants to nail Taylor Hanson

and kiera knightley IS so hot... and yeah ok the Depp factor..... shut up!

and as far as my coworker goes.. i hella need to keep my "job" so I cant do anything drastic... by "job" I mean internship... but cmon, isnt the intern the one who all the guys want to sleep with

I sure hope so

[Omega_Paladin]

Only in D.C Hydrant. And do you really want to be felt up but a bunch of old white guys?

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Only in D.C Hydrant. And do you really want to be felt up but a bunch of old white guys?

i work with young guys.... like just out of college.. pre-grad school