This one time, at TAO camp......

[Jeffery]

Ok, here is a Random Story Thread. Tell your best TAO story here. Whoever has the best wins a free cookie!
Rules:
Must tell a story everytime you post.
Story must be a whole story, nit just a word or sentence.
Must be PG rated story- keep the perv stuff out

[Office_Shredder]

This one time, at TAO camp..... someone asked me to tell them about TAO camp :eek:

[Hydrant]

I once played a noob and he kept asking me to surrender... even though I was winning. I told him I would only surrender if he said he was " a little baby" and that he "liked to be spanked"

he said these things... and I beat him anyway

I really wish Id taken a screeny

[DivineRight]

One time I was at a friend's place and I showed him what TAO was. I logged in as myself and proceeded to play some grey member.

I was explaining this to my friend when he said:
"Hey you are a newbie"

I then laughed at him and he said:
"Quit now, you are to lose"

Again, I laughed at him and asked him if he realized who he was talking to. He responded with:
"Nope, haven't heard of you, quit already"

Keep in mind, I didn't have any of my administrator powers.

So I had to sit there for almost 20 minutes until I beat him down, fair and square. That was my proudest moment in TAO. :cool:

Next time I'll just phone bills to disconnect the dude.

[thrdflrmshr]

The corruption of power...

[Lord Achilles]

My best story is with good ol' Lord Kalamady. Don't think I've gotten more perfect games on one person than I have with him.

[cheeseman]

Your story is the best, Ach!

I give you. . . 2 cheesecakes with chicken stock sauce! :eek:

:cool:

[Rescorlian]

I fell off a tree and hit my head

[drakonfire]

there was this gold spamming the lobby to the point where ppl could barely talk, and i was in my grey account, so tell him to knock it off or i'll report him, hes like "ohhhh, riight, i'm scared now!" so i log off and come back as my gold self and say that he should be scared and that i would report him if he didnt knock it off... he stopped really fast and apologized like 20 different times, it was hilarious, we even ended up playing a game afterward

[Black_mage]

one time i was attempting 2 play a clan member when a gray jumped me.
he tole me he was the best gray even and that i would lose. he said be beet darq, bottle and DR. i was like yeah right no1 can beat DR and bottle. so er played. he did the f5 trick. the alt+w trick, the alt+r trick, the a/s/l trick and that the flag in the corner would get me a dragon. he even told to to write "chess expert" as one word. after i killed 5 of his units he told me that he was DR and would dissconnect me. i laghed and said "if you are DR then how did u beat him?"
n00b has left the arena

[Hugh Junit]

Once upon a time, there lived a man who used to be very active and have many different interests. Then this man was introduced to a computer game called TAO.................The End.

[Link9]

my first 1 hour battle,you better had time to read:

when i beat my first gold player, i think in january. Ït was a good fight, he got a defensive formation(whit the stone golem,a mud golem , 3 dam piros[one was the dragon S.] a cleric, yea of course never forget the dragon and two scouts) and i was scary in that time(only a moth was passed since i was new), ithinking"No please why do you chose me". the game start, his first move was the power of the stone golem, now i was in problems 4 piros whit armor, and my first move was hit a piro in the side whit my scout, i miss. the battle was only beginning,and he only lost 2 piros and 1 scout ,when i got many lows, my cleric, two piros and two knights.finaly i beat the piro army and he got angry, then he said to me " you will lose dam grey "his move was , the dragon near my only remaining knight, then he move his mud golem and his scout near my witch.whit a final hope to turn the tables, i move my enchantress near his dragon.whit one hit of his scout, my enchantress was near the dead. but it was my turn, i move my enchantress near my knight.i got lucky he atack my knight and then i beat his remainig scout whit my witch.he had two options kill my witch or keep fighting whit my knight, but i had a trick, if he was to stupid to kill my witch whit his dragon i could paralize it.my only remaining troops where my knight whit half live, my enchantress whit 17hp, my witch whit 10 hp, and my scout trying to take his cleric.in the other side his troops were,dragon whit full live his mud golem like new, the cleric whit all hp,and the stone golem.
38 min. past since we start,my plan was: paralize his dragon and make my scout a "decoy". then i made my move, i hit the cleric whit my scout.10 sec. of silence, when i realize, "he is thinking to much, he fall in my tramp". of course he move his mud golem into my scout, my next move was my night near his dragon(the dragon was in a corner)then i move my enchantress near my knight, " if my enchantress live enought to move again, i can win" .he was trying to kill my scout, but he made another mistake, he move his mud golem near my scout but in the range of my whitch.i hit him , and then he kill my witch whit his dragon, but never moving it.he fall directly in my tramp and i paralize his dragon. my only hope was taking off his mud golem and the i got the victory , but if he atack i got only pain. He made his last mistake, moving back the mud golem whit his remainig troops(stone golem and cleric).
whit some of my turns, finaly i killed his dragon, and my last obstacle was the mud golem. whit the time the mud golem was like new and ready for more action( and whit 30 more of armor)
the final battle was near, a mud golem vs medium knight, an enchantress(useless because was in the other side of the field)and a scout near the death. my move was hitting the stone golem whit my scout. he killed my scout, and then i made a hit whit my knight,then he used his cleric , and then he tried to hit my knight but it was a miss, i hit it and now only two more hit.this was now a luck fight. i beat his mud golem, and now his remainig troops were the stone golem and the cleric.15 turns pass and the last hit was made, i win and he said i was a noob and a cheater.

god was whit me all the time.

(how many grammar mistakes i made here¡¡¡¡¡¡)