I may decide to Fly

[Soothesayer]

Because I like maucking myself, and so do you people, I have this one thread made:

I may decide to fly. You know, sprout wings, and fly. I mean you never know if it will work, unless you try. So I figuered I would try to fly. Has anyone else flown by there own power here? If so, I was curious...can I have an instruction manual?

Now onto the real topic:
Who else here has dreams about flying. I've had 5 in a row, and I've never had them be4 now, so it's freaking me out. I may be able to see the future (LOL j/k) but I can't interpret dreams. IF not about flying, what DO you dream about? Whores? Alligators? Hunting Chuawawas in the middle of the Summer Night using only a lemon squeezey? Those are just SOME of the things I dream of.

[Tama Drummer]

*points to newbie board* :rolleyes:
POLUTION TO TAMA DRUMMER!!!

[Hydrant]

drink redbull

it gives u wings

[Omega_Paladin]

All you have to do to fly is jump at the ground and miss it. At point you shall be flying.

[sooner4life]

i know how to fly it worked for me

kill tons of birds

then rip off their wings and super glue them to you

[Asmodeus]

Sooner just shut up....i hope you get caught by JC and he flames the hell out of you

[abyaly]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy contains instructions for flying under your own power. It's nearly impossible to achieve intentionally.

[xerent]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
All you have to do to fly is jump at the ground and miss it. At point you shall be flying.

+2 points for OP for refrencing Hitchikers Guide! ^^

[blazedaces]

Yes, that's a great book, there's a lot more useful information in it too. Oh and remember, don't forget your towel!

[drakonfire]

"ur flying!!!"

"this isnt flying, its falling with style!"



theres my reference, though its nto a book ;)

[Black_mage]

well i cant "fly" i CAN cast magical beams of lightning that strike down my teachers but thats a diffrent story... i keep haveing the same dream its really weired.
ok this is how it starts- i walk to school and go to science class. then when im in science i get board and give my teacher a noogie. at this point i grwo wings and fly away. my teacher pulls out a shot gun and shoots me. i fall and kill 2 flys on the way down. when i get to the floor i eat a muffin and wake up. its really weried.
also one time i flew. but then i got hit bya LW

wow i cant spell
*sooo tired*
muffin!

[Hugh Junit]

Soothe, remember the story about that kid who put on his Superman halloween costume and jumped off the roof of his apartment complex? I'm pretty sure it worked for him..........just a suggestion.

[nads]

Remember that lame sitcom that ran for only one season about the superhero who could fly but never learned how to land correctly? And it had that theme song, "Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, never thought I could feel so freeeeeee" I bet you'd be the same way, you'd be able to fly just fine, but the landing would hurt a bit.

[nads]

I bet a dollar Omega posts next...

[Omega_Paladin]

All I remember about a superhero sitcom is "The Tick"

That was alright...just needed to get off the ground faster...still hadn't really done anything with it by the end of the first season...

Why the hell did they take Family Guy off the air?

Anyway...the old guy with the bandana and long hair down at the smokeshop says he can get you some pills that will make you fly...don't know what that is about but I got his email for you.

rollyourowngoodtimes@DivineRightshouse.com (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/dp-forging.html)


EDIT: Its not a bet when its 1:1 odds :P

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by drakonfire
"ur flying!!!"

"this isnt flying, its falling with style!"



theres my reference, though its nto a book ;)

Woops, wrong quote. but neways, I've read all 5 Hitchhikers, and trust me, I've really NOT tried to fly, but it doesn't work. Maybe it only works if your a mild mannered protaganist, unlike me.

Nads, I owe you $1

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Why the hell did they take Family Guy off the air?


u can still find it on adult swim, and occasionally winamp TV