Noob, cheaters and the other trash hunting Thread (serious)

[Link9]

just great,another funny noob (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8429/Dibujo7.JPG) i am tired of this kind of gameplay

in the past months a new noob masive population atacks the servers, how, making free wins and writing" press f5 ,chess expert ,alt+ f4..." we have to do something this is getting bigger and bigger, there are some players making acounts like dumb1, dumb 2.... you know for what, my question is ,What can we do?you , me and all the members of here, really like this game, but i dont know if you like to play whit noobs every time. i propose make a ip tracking and taking images of them.

I know, some of you made post like this in the past but , some one has to do something.

[Omega_Paladin]

IF YOU GOT TO BE A NOOB!
DON'T BE A BOOB!
BECAUSE A GOLD WILL COME
IF YOU ARE BEING DUMB!

ANNNND WEEE'LL JUST
HUNT THEM DOWN, SMOKE THEM OUT
AND SMASH IN ALL THEIR HEADS!
THEIR HEADS! THEIR HEADS!
WE'LL SMASH IN ALL THEIR HEADS! HEY!

NOW YOUR ON THE RUN!
FROM OPs GUN!
HE'LL BEAT YOU DOWN
AND MAKE YOU WEAR A GOWN!

ANNNND WEEE'LL JUST
HUNT THEM DOWN, SMOKE THEM OUT
AND SMASH IN ALL THEIR HEADS!
THEIR HEADS! THEIR HEADS!
WE'LL SMASH IN ALL THEIR HEADS! HEY!

BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR
YOU WON'T SPAM ANY MORE!
MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A WIFE
IN YOUR NEXT LIFE!

BECAUSE WE JUST
HUNTED YOU DOWN, SMOKED YOU OUT
AND SMASHED IN YOUR HEAD!
YOUR HEAD! YOUR HEAD!
WE SMASHED IN YOUR HEAD!

HEEAAYYYTT!


Wow I just had the biggest basic training flashback ever...:) that was worth a few minutes of my time :D:D:D:D

[nads]

Nice poem, Robert Frost, lot of time on your hands?

Anyways, on to my flame. Link9, not only have there been posts like this, but we have made posts like this about YOU! Yes, that's right, YOU annoy US as much as THEY annoy YOU! Wow, huh?

[Omega_Paladin]

but we have made posts like this about YOU! Yes, that's right, YOU annoy US as much as THEY annoy YOU! Wow, huh?

I'm sorry, that just cracked me up...



As for my mess...that took me 5 minutes and its not a poem. Its more like something you belch out when your about 3 sheets to the wind and still drinkin hard.

[nads]

Omega, it kind of sounded like a white boy trying to rap too. Everything rhymed, but you didn't make up any new words as you were going along, so it lacked the authenticity of a real rap.

[Omega_Paladin]

it kind of sounded like a white boy trying to rap too



LOL!!!!


Wow, that was not at all what I was thinking of when I was writing it...I was thinking of a marching cadence...

[nads]

Cadence, dang, sorry I made fun of it then :(

Cadences rock, used to be the only cool part about base runs in the Marines. Cadences have a certain element of brainwashed optimism to them though. You know, we're good, commies bad, we're good, terrorists bad, we're good cause we're from the USA and the USMC! but make it rhyme and it's be a marching top 10.

[Omega_Paladin]

Well the words ryhme and in my head they have a rythm so I think thats about as good as it will ever get :D

And you're right, nothing like a little unit brain washing to get motivated. Brings everyone together :)

[Snarr]

Originally posted by Link9
What can we do?

In game moderation. DR can't be on all 4 servers all the time to delete cheaters, and well him not playing on the serves means he is much less aware of it.

[xerent]

Originally posted by Link9
I know, some of you made post like this in the past but , some one has to do something.

Here is what you, the user can do, to fix most of your problems.

A) Do not press buttons that will cause you to disrupt the game. If you continuously press (alt/ctrl) + (button), and still haven't gotten the hint, there is nothing we can do about that.

B) If you are gold, turn on your grey chat filter. If you are grey, you aren't paying for the game, so however crummy you think the service is, you're still getting it for free, stripping you of any rights to complain.

C) Report larger-scale attackers and cheaters to a moderator. The situation will be addressed and handled appropriately.

D) If you are gold, and your account password was guessed, and was handled maliciously, e-mail goldaccounts@tacticsarena.com. Define your problem. Include your old password and new passoword (something not as lame). Also include your paypal reciept, or something that proves you are the owner of the account. If you are grey, get another account, with a password not as lame.

[Johnny Chimpo]

E) Give up, because as long as nobody is actually working on the game none of these problems will ever be addressed.

[xerent]

To be wittily responded to by...

F) Contact Johnny Chimpo for a thorough reaming on the issue. For more satisfactory results, pose as an alias of CJS. ^_^.

[nads]

Xerent made a joke! Woah...

[Dark*Demon]

i hunt them i hunt humans i hunt human noobs!!

[Asmodeus]

hey op whats the song to the tune of its hard to sing with no actual beat in mind...I hunt golds not n0obs or i could get their password and delete all their units :)