TAO Foxy Boxing

[Lord Achilles]

That's right..... Foxy Boxing.....

Okay, I had this idea last night. We're gonna have a Foxy Boxing League of TAO, meaning I'm holding a tournie to find out who the best girl player on TAO is. The rules are simple:

-Will be held on Great Lakes

-Grey units only, no drops

-Depending on how many enter, a bracket will be setup

-Matches are picked at random

So just post here if you wanna enter. When I figure out how I'll have TAO Chick Mud Wrestling.

[Soothesayer]

We should have a version on the forums to. Elentari fightin' Hydrent(/drant) in the worlds awesomest cat fight.

That would be awesome. And then we could get some1 other than me to be the commentators. I kan see it now :)

[Office_Shredder]

I'll get my "sister" to join.... yeah....

Let's make a requirement. They all need to use enchantresses as their avatars:D

[Hydrant]

Foxy Boxing?

FOXY BOXING!?!?!?

aw hell naw

[ReNeGAdE]

lol too late Hydrant, its been decided, and you are in it! muahahaha! represent! (or die)

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by ReNeGAdE
lol too late Hydrant, its been decided, and you are in it! muahahaha! represent! (or die)

oh Im in it? says who? you?

HAH

[ReNeGAdE]

u cant fight the power.

[Elentari]

Yeah, I'm with hydrant on this one... I think not.

[Asmodeus]

This is funny...

[Demon night]

SURE.......

[Hugh Junit]

* wakes up from beer- induced hypnosis*
Cat fight? Did I hear something about a cat fight?:D

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by Hydrant
oh Im in it? says who? you?

HAH

Actually, it was me.

[nads]

Ladies and gentlemen, bets are sea..

*A man bursts into the room *

Wait, please don't seal the bets! I have a dollar that says omega paladin will post next!

Fine, last bet placed on Omega Paladin posting next! All bets are now sealed.

[Omega_Paladin]

*Addition to Phone Book: Lord Ach: Most likely to get slapped with a Sexual Harassment suit.*


Well, if nothing else, this would be a short, quick tourny. Not really that many females indulging in TAO.

As for the mud wrestling


One Mud Golem (the Wrestler) and One Cleric (the Trainer) each.

GO!

[Office_Shredder]

No, they should each get ten mud golems on rev....

talk about a who goes first scenario...

[Soothesayer]

Omega...I luv the new sig :)

Oh, and I put 10$ on Elentari. she'll probably be pissed off about the So called "Glass Cieling," and thus fight harder. I recomend that others do the same :D :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

Or how about one mud golem and nine clerics each? That would be VEEERRYYY interesting...

and you can't kill the clerics, only the mud golem.

[Snarr]

Can someone explain the "Glass Ceiling" thing, it's been thrown at me twice now.

[Office_Shredder]

don't you know what a ceiling made of glass is? :confused:

[Elentari]

Yeah, you lost me on the glass ceiling bit as well...

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Office_Shredder
don't you know what a ceiling made of glass is? :confused:


not a clue, plz enlighten us

[Soothesayer]

Sure:

Glass Ceiling: The "Unbreakable yet invisable" wall that prevents women from becoming the CEO's of major companies. I don't believe in it though. I believe in the "Glass Wall" theory. As you may know, a Glass wall will have a glass door in it, that is also invisable. While the women spend there time bitching about how they can't get past the Glass wall, the men are either breaking through in the "football player style" or looking for the door. No matter HOW degrading going through the door/breaking through the wall is for them. Thats my theory.

[Snarr]

Well the first part of that post was undoubtedly your best post to date, thanks. Now I see why Xerent threw that at me last time.

[Glamdring]

Gar. This would be a very very good opportunity to rant about male chauvinist pigs who believe that the only reason women don't rise to the top is because they don't pursue it, but I'll refrain.

No... on second thought, I won't. Yes, women complain about it more than necessary, but there's a point where males will be chosen for a position simply because they are male. It's not supposed to happen, but it does. That's not to say that the guy isn't qualified, but don't you dare say that it's because he's more willing to pursue it.

[Elentari]

"football style" indeed. :rolleyes:

[Glamdring]

Originally posted by Soothesayer
Oh, and I put 10$ on Elentari. she'll probably be pissed off about the So called "Glass Cieling," and thus fight harder. I recomend that others do the same :D :cool:

At this point, I think she would stand there and let her muddy die, if only to spite you so that you lose $10.

[Elentari]

Yes, that's exactly what I would do.

Oh, and I put 10$ on Elentari. she'll probably be pissed off about the So called "Glass Cieling," and thus fight harder. I recomend that others do the same

I missed that bit, and NO I would not be pissed off at the "so called 'glass ceiling'". I would be (and am) extremely pissed off at you for assuming that just because I'm a female, that flouting this "glass ceiling" and breaking through injustice against women would be my all-consuming goal in life you arrogant male chauvinist bastard.

[thrdflrmshr]

One order of crisp Soothesayer, coming right up. I just have to sweep up the brittle crumbs.

[iron-rain]

lol.........

[Elentari]

STOP those annoying lol's. Either think of something more interesting to say, as in, responding to the topic at hand, or just don't post at all.

[Lord Achilles]

Okay, let me clear things up.

The title was a joke. I'm not saying "Hey Hydrant! Get naked and fight Glam!" I said have a girl's tournie to find out who the best female player on TAO is. So if you wanna enter, go ahead.

[cheeseman]

I see fire, I smell smoke!

AAAAH, get away from my cheese!

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Elentari
Yes, that's exactly what I would do.



I missed that bit, and NO I would not be pissed off at the "so called 'glass ceiling'". I would be (and am) extremely pissed off at you for assuming that just because I'm a female, that flouting this "glass ceiling" and breaking through injustice against women would be my all-consuming goal in life you arrogant male chauvinist bastard.


wow... soothe got pwned by ele!!!! *puts 10 dollars on soothe's head not remaning attached to shoulders much longer*


sidenote: cheeseman, u r not a postwhore, stop, ur pitiful attempts r merely annoying everyone else, ur this || close to getting on my ignore list right next to soothe and that fake hashish scout from a long time ago that i never bothered to remove

[cheeseman]

Perhaps replacing all those "ur's" with "your" and those "r's" with "are" will help me understand what you just typed. . . :rolleyes:

edit:

I forgot those "u's". . . but I digress you catch my drift, no?

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by cheeseman
Perhaps replacing all those "ur's" with "your" and those "r's" with "are" will help me understand what you just typed. . . :rolleyes:

edit:

I forgot those "u's". . . but I digress you catch my drift, no?



frankly that takes to much effort, and since u r perfectly capable of understanding my shorthand, i'm most definitely not gonna change it, especially after 1300+posts

[cheeseman]

Very well then. You know to be honest, I really really enjoy your posts, I mean really. However, if you wish to flame me, might I suggest that using proper grammar and spelling would save that dying fragment of fire.

Originally posted by drakonfire
especially after 1300+posts

Yet I find putting your comprehension skills, or if you wish to be technical, typing skills, in comparison with H()()t's, freakishly similar.

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by cheeseman
Yet I find putting your comprehension skills, or if you wish to be technical, typing skills, in comparison with H()()t's, freakishly similar.



ouch! dude... i think thats the worst i've ever been burned.. on ANY forum, rofl...

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by Elentari
oohh soothe... your post just pissed me off! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

You are so.. oooohhhh. You are so frustrating I just wish they would ban you!

"football style" indeed. :rolleyes:

Wll that was the point, wasn't it. I got her all pumped up, so that she would do well, and I would win money. I do believe that there is some genderbiased going on, but all I'm saying is that it isn't the only factor. If I where on the board of directors at a major company, I would pick the best person for the job, no matter what there gender, because their performence would be a direct corilation to my salary. When you admit the fact that everyone in the world is a weasil, You'll realize that personal oppinions don't matter THAT much, when money is at stake.

[Snarr]

Hehehehe this is so fun to read.
Also Third, you get a gold star.

[Hydrant]

yeah it is kinda funny...

but still makes me want to hit all the guys on here for being such bastards at times

and Soothe... it is "weasel" not "weasil"

[Lord Achilles]

I'll help, I just like hitting people in general.

And it's funny how I'm the one who started the thread yet I'm the only one with respect for the ladies :)

Now I'm off.

[Soothesayer]

I actually do to...sorta...well, I wish i could, but I just can't.

I'll help you hit them though...anyone...even myself :).

*Gets out pimp slapin' machine*