The worst answer eva...

[Soothesayer]

I always wonder, when someone says "give the best answer," why nobody ever looks for the worst answer possible. I mean, thats got to be equally important as the best answer ever. This thread will be deticated to finding that one worst answer. So answer away :).

[iron-rain]

ummmm green!

[Glamdring]

No. If you were the last man left on earth, I would move to the jungle and spend my remaining years attempting to genetically modify an ape.

[Duffman]

*looks for IRC command to slap Soothe with giant wet fish*... aww nothing...

Also i would like to commend glam (from my grave) for her attempt to keep the gene pool as intellegent as possible by staying away from soothe and having a go with the apes. It means a lot to me :p

[Hugh Junit]

The worst answer? Soothe, there is no such thing. You need to ask a question and then ask what the worst answer is. Just a thought.....* slowly reaches for beer *

[Soothesayer]

Ok, let me specify then. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

We already know that the BEST answer is "42"

But what is the WORST answer to that question.

[Dark*Demon]

the anser to life hmmmmmm this is a hard 1 wait i no the anser to life is destroction and hunting humans that is the anser to []_ [] F 3

[thrdflrmshr]

I'm not so sure that 42 is the best answer. The real question is

"What is the Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?"

[ReNeGAdE]

if all else fails, death is the answer.

[Asmodeus]

Blah lets start out with a more simple question?

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by ReNeGAdE
if all else fails, death is the answer.
Damn nihilist. Why can't we all embrace life?

[abyaly]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
Damn nihilist. Why can't we all embrace life? because that plan already failed.

[thrdflrmshr]

Onto Plan B then. Eat more greens!!

[Cephas]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
Onto Plan B then. Eat more greens!!
That never worked for my chocobo in FF7, Teio on his stupid black chocobo always had better stamina! :( Why would rabbit food help me? Besides, if animals weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?

[Jeffery]

I don't know why people always complain about vegetarians. I think they taste great.

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
Damn nihilist. Why can't we all embrace life?

On the contrary, we can. If you think about it, the whole entire point of living is pleasure/fun. Playing is what causes you to progress from a child to a teenager. Pleasure is what causes you to progress from a Teenager to an adult. In the long run, it's pleasure that inspires you to either do good, so that you can have it in the future (in either the forms of golf or women), or to be lazy, so that you can expirience it now. Pleasure, even, is what causes us to continue to take care of our children. Although we are doing it for THEIR own good, we still feel good about it, and them doing good makes us feel good, just as the meer presence of our children makes us feel good. Two ironies in this specific "children scenario" are that pleasure is what gets us the children in the first place, while extreem pain followed by extreem happiness is what actually brings them into the world. Finally, as we progress on in life, pleasure is what cuases us to quit our jobs, and look for new ones. Ones that we enjoy. And ironcially enough, although we enjoy the new ones, the oppertunity for greater pleasure is what creates the desire to retire (no rhyme intended). Finally, as the old are ready to die, you never hear them say as last words "I hated when..." or "Watch out for the..." The last words of a person dying of old age are usually joyful, like "I love you."

So, looking back upon this subject, I find that over time, the level of pleasure that 'controls' our life increases with age, until it is at the very peak of it's glory.

It is my oppinion, that there is no anger, and there is no hate, and there is no sorrow. There are only three things that really matter in life: 1) pleasure; 2) the lenghths you're willing to go to achieve pleasure; and 3) The lack there of in the afformentioned concepts

Now, here's where the real thought process comes in: As of late, the world has been changing. In the earlier centuries, or at least those after the beggining of Industrialization, people somehow maintained a happy go lucky attidue throughout there life. Notice, only the Nobles where ever thought to be paranoid, and even they were not cautious (I like that word better, actually) as we are today. After the Vietnam war (in my best estimates) things started to go down hill. The media began to advertize products with sex, the people began to want more and more freedoms. People began to buy guns to protect themselves agianst those with radically different political views (from theirs). Soon, obsenities where looked apon as a virtue, violence was thought to be cool, and anarchy was thought to be an ideal government (especially among the younger crowds). With the combination of these three factors, people began to get more and more suspicious of both their own government, and there own neighbors (used in the Biblical sence). Soon, authors like George Orwell, and Robert Golding popularized Cynisism as being a good thing (Which I think is stupid, because the government doesn't care enough to hurt YOU personally, unless it involves raising taxes). People began to become frantic in their search of secuirty and also (a newly booming industry of) home cleaning.

Now, in stark contrast to the happy-go-lucky old days, where optimism was a good thing, now people looked upon pessimism for their answers. I believe that this trend will continue, until something called "depression" will replace "pleasure" in the sole force controling our lives. And then, pleasure will be mearly "The lack of depression"

[Cephas]

Originally posted by Jeffery
I don't know why people always complain about vegetarians. I think they taste great.
I agree, but they're made of meat... *leaves after uncomfortable pause with everyone looking at him*

*comes back*
Okay, there is almost no way that Soothe thought that last post up on his own. The spelling indicates that it was copied, that and the And at the end...

*leaves again*

[Bottle]

The Ultimate Question is "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" The answer, of course, is 42.

[Soothesayer]

Sry about the abrupt break off, guys. I had to send it in imediately, because my internet started the barrage of popups, which lead to the inevitable crash. So I sent it in before it was finished. Although the "42" part isn't mine, it's Hitchhiker's Guide's, the rest is mine, but inspired by an article I saw. The article said that while over 200,000 University Thesis Papers from future Phycologist are on the consept of Depression, while less then 50 each year are on the consept of joy. The article in question included a overview of a seminar made by the Dali Lama himself, on the consept of joy. He said that Joy was equally important as Depression. I saw it differently. see the upcoming edit.

[cheeseman]

Originally posted by Soothesayer
Although we are doing it for THEIR own good, we still feel good about it, and them doing good makes us feel good, just as the meer presence of our children makes us feel good.

You're starting to sound weird again. . .

[Soothesayer]

our's, as in a society, not personal relationship of mine.

[cheeseman]

I know, just messin' ;)

I like your siggy song!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[h()()t]

the worst answer ever....NO.

[Serge]

Originally posted by h()()t
the worst answer ever....NO.

I agree, esp. when the question is "h()()t, are you a moron?"

[h()()t]

so im not a moron.

[Serge]

The worst answer to "h()()t are you a moron?" is no...

So that means that the correct answer is yes...

[Northwind]

Sooth:
+1 for your attempt to be logical and thoughtful regarding your theory.
-1 for it being the stupidest frickin' theory I have ever heard.

Score: Sooth continues to = 0

(Dude, I'm sorry for that, but it needed to be said. :D I do appreciate the effort.)


And by the way, Cephas,Besides, if animals weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat? That was hilarious (and I'm a vegetarian.)

[thrdflrmshr]

Soothesayer, you're a fucknut. A real turd licker.

I was asking why we seem incapable of embracing life for what it is, instead of saying "screw you guys, I'm giving up," and you use it as a soapbox to display your crock-of-shit theory on life.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

[Soothesayer]

Whatever. And I realized that I'm being a hypocrite. What I said was Cynical....therefor making me be both right AND a hypocrite.

[thrdflrmshr]

You should meet my friend, Mr. Twobyfourwithafewrustynailsstickingoutofoneend.

[h()()t]

lmfao THAT IS FUNNY. turd licker. never heard of that before. soth is a preaty big loser thogh.

[Soothesayer]

Funny YOU should say that, h()()t...

[Red Fire]

Watching Hockey 24/7 that is the answer to life, oh yes and getting laid!

[Glamdring]

You're Canadian, aren't you...

:rolleyes:

[Serge]

I watch hockey as much as humanely possinble and I'm not a canadian...

[Glamdring]

I don't think watching hockey is ever that humane... :D.

But I cede the point.

[Red Fire]

yes i am Canadian and proud of it. I think waqtching hockey is the best. I even have The Toronto Maple Leaf Network (TMLN). GO SERGE!, What else am I going to do in Canada, besides watch hockey and drink beer?

[Soothesayer]

The only worst answer to life: Hockey is better than both Football and Baseball. Almost as bad: Hockey is better than Profesional Chess as a sport. Worse: I'd rather see hockey, than two naked chicks going at it in a mud arena. GO FOXY BOXING ALL THE WAY!!!

[Glamdring]

*drops a piano on Soothe's head*

Dumb waste... that piano only had 15 keys missing, and was almost in tune if you were listening through three walls...

[Serge]

Originally posted by Soothesayer
The only worst answer to life: Hockey is better than both Football and Baseball. Almost as bad: Hockey is better than Profesional Chess as a sport. Worse: I'd rather see hockey, than two naked chicks going at it in a mud arena. GO FOXY BOXING ALL THE WAY!!!


Hockey is the greatest sport ever you pathetic waste of flesh. You stole 9 months of your mother's life she can never get back. I am sure your dad is pissed about that too...

[Red Fire]

*bows down to Serge*

GO SERGE! hockey= best sport ever. You (shoothe . . can't remember name), is just a pathetic excuse for a waste of space. Go back to your baseball, the only sport that requires ONE BALL!

[thrdflrmshr]

Yoo hoo, Sooth! Over here!! Stand on that white X!!

*motions to Snarr*

Alright, S-man, drop that anvil, now!!

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by Serge
Hockey is the greatest sport ever you pathetic waste of flesh. You stole 9 months of your mother's life she can never get back. I am sure your dad is pissed about that too...

Dude...I was j/k

Hockey is JUST as good as baseball and football. Not better not worse.

*moves away from the anvil*
*shoves a bagpipe player in the way*

See, everyone wins...xcept for him
*points to the anvil*
HE has to be next to a bagpipe player.

[Northwind]

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[ArcPaladinZero]

Seems like there's some bashing going on here...

[thrdflrmshr]

No, Sooth, this anvil is miss-proof. It hit you, and you can't do anything about it.

*bash*

[Soothesayer]

You know...this is why I joined runescape. They have no anvils there.

WAIT...
WHATS THAT.

OMFG!!!!!!

ITS AN...ITS AN...ANVIL

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnCliche7]

My question is why someone named SOOTHE sayer,which implies that what he says is soothing, wouldn't talk and spell with proper grammer or spelling...in the title...What is "eva" Is this a new slang word that was derived form someone being too lazy to type one extra letter? Or it is just the "hip" thing to do? Does anyone know?

[Soothesayer]

...I stopped that act long ago. But thanx for the BUMP on the head, Thrdfrmshr