Favorite Simpson's Scenes

[Northwind]

One of my favorite Simpson’s scenes:

Homer (staring up and shaking his fist above him): “Why do you mock me Oh Lord?”
Marge (entering room): “That’s not God, that’s a waffle stuck to the ceiling.”
(shot of waffle stuck on ceiling)
(Marge knocks down waffle with a broom handle.)
(Homer picks it up and eats it.)
Homer: “Sacrilicious!”

What are yours?

[Omega_Paladin]

In the one where they are trying to give Bart pills to "even" him out, when Homer trys to get Bart to eat the pills by feeding him taffy laced with the pills, then eats a piece himself and starts freaking out :D. Screen switches to Flanders and his sons, "Daddy, is Homer possessed?" "I think he is son, go get Daddy's exorcism tongs." "YAY!!!!!!!!"

That was great :).

[Asmodeus]

I Don't watch the simpsons much... but i like the scene where marge chopped of his thumb and he was trying to hitchike on the high way and his thumb was in the jar of duff beer and then he said " d'oh why isn't this working" and he was holding up his stump of a thumb.

[Tama Drummer]

You just made me realize how much I HAVEN'T been watching The Simpsons lately... I don't even really remember anything :(.
*Searches for The Simspons on TV*

Don't worry! I'll get one soon, just got to watch a few more episodes to refresh my memory :rolleyes:.

[sooner4life]

I like the halloween ones

this one is the 1 about that weird island were they all get turned into animals and they show Ralph as a peacock and then he says " Im a dog" and fluff out his feathers

and the one were homer gets the magic hammoc. At the end homer takes the clones to a field and says " now before i strand all of you here in this field does anyone know the way back" clone speaks " me" homer shoots him homer speaks" anyone else" differnt clone speaks "me" homer shoots him

[Hydrant]

Lisa: Dad are you replacing me?
Homer: Lisa, "dump" is such a harsh word, let's just say I'm "replacing" you.

and NorthW. I love that scene too... mm sacrilicious

[sooner4life]

now that is a good one hydrant

[Jeffery]

Homer, Homer Simspson, he's the greatest guy in history.
From the, town of Springfield, he's about tho hit a chestnut tree!!!!

[Tama Drummer]

Hmm... I like the episode where Some new guy comes to work in the plant with Homer and gets so pissed off cause Homer's rich and lives great for being dumb and he barely can feed himself so he acts like Homer and electracutes himself and dies... I don't really like the Halloween Episodes, except the one where Bart turns into half fly.

[Jango-Fett]

Homer:Lisa do I have my Pants on?

Lisa:Yes

Homer:Then Im off

[Duffman]

I copied and pasted this for my ease :)

Director:

OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we have to do it right. Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path. Now, that's real acid, so I want to see goggles, people!

[everyone puts them on]

Rainier:

[tied up] _Real_ acid?

Director:

"OK, roll film...tip the acid vats...and -- action!"

Rainier:

"Ach...only Fallout Boy can save me now."

Director:

"Where's Fallout Boy?"
"Fallout Boy!"

Rainier:
"Uh oh," says
Rainier, putting on goggles. The acid hits him full force and carries
him off, leaving a burning dent in the pillar where he was tied. "My eyes...the goggles, they do nothing!"

[paulk6]

Yeah... That was priceless :D :D

[drakonfire]

"mmmm... unexplained bacon..."

[Asmodeus]

Good stuff...

[Lord Achilles]

Mr. Burns: Smithers, I think we should have a good old fashioned fire drill.

Smithers: Yes sir, right away sir.

*Smithers sets off the alarm.*

*Mr. Burns and Smithers are waiting outside, and it is taking the plant unusually long to evacuate, not one person has come out*

*Homer comes out and puts bench in front of door so nobody can exit*

Homer: *Sigh* I think I won Mr. Burns.

[Soothesayer]

It's amazing how often people steel my thread ideas. Did I not say, under my jumptheshark thread that it should be the official simpsons thread. Boy, people just don't listen.

Since he forgot to mention that it was mine, I will.

THIS THREAD WAS THOUGHT OF BY SOOTHESAYER. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

[paulk6]

*coughNOcough*

[socom playa]

best part is when mr burns puts the rare fox dna in him so he gets all hyper and homer puts it in him

then it shows homer carrying marge up to the bedroom

*they make love*
marge: that was a doozie... you think anyone heard us?

*shows bart staring, lisa staring and flanders says: WOW

[Lord Achilles]

Originally posted by Soothesayer
It's amazing how often people steel my thread ideas.

Their is nothing wrong with steeling a thread. He just wanted to make it stronger. Now if he tried to steal the thread, he'd be in BIG trouble my illiterate little buddy.

[Duffman]

Originally posted by Soothesayer
It's amazing how often people steel my thread ideas. Did I not say, under my jumptheshark thread that it should be the official simpsons thread. Boy, people just don't listen.

Since he forgot to mention that it was mine, I will.

THIS THREAD WAS THOUGHT OF BY SOOTHESAYER. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Let me provide everyone with some quotes from your thread.

Originally posted by Office_Shredder
I declare this the official Simpsons thread!

Originally posted by Soothesayer
Post Pirates.

Your idea my arse!
Go home, eat some cheese and stay the heck there!

[Red Fire]

I have to say, there is a three-way tie between the best I think:
1. Marge: "Homer I think you should get a cellphone"
*person walks in and offers Homer a cellphone*
Homer: "Do u have one that plays the mexican hat theme song?"
Person: "Yes"
Homer: *listening to mexican hat song while dancing around the cellphone sings* "I dance, I dance, I dance, around the mexican hat. I dance I dance I dance and that's the end of that. Or is it I guess I'll keep singing, my cellphone appears to be ringing!"

2. Homer: *goes up treehouse and sees donuts lieing on a plate* "mmmmmmmm . . .donuts. Very supsicous, but delicious!"

3. Weird guy who talkslike this (ah yyyyeeeessssss): "Table fffffffoooooorrrr ttttwoooooo?"
Homer: "Why do u talk like that?"
Weird guy who talkslike this (ah yyyyeeeessssss): "I had a sssssssstttttttrrrrrrroooooookkkkkeeeee!"

[Soothesayer]

Originally posted by Duffman
Go home, eat some cheese and stay the heck there!

Does anyone else think that his other alias is "Cheeseman," or am I alone here?

newho, my favorite line is when homer is running after Bart with a huge flail saying "I'm goina mace you good, boy." That line cracks me up every time. I mean, if you mace someone, nomatter what, it's going to be good. It's a friggin mace not a jacknife, where it's possible to use worse/better.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
Their is nothing wrong with steeling a thread. He just wanted to make it stronger. Now if he tried to steal the thread, he'd be in BIG trouble my illiterate little buddy.

I will steel everything! Everything will be steeled!

[MokoToko]

im surprised no one said this one

homer is at a scientist facility

scientist:Mr.Simpson X-rays show that there is a crayon in your brain

Homer: There's a crayon in my brain? (Points to his chest)
(The scientist redirects Homer's pointing finger from his chest to his head.)

Scientist: We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.

Homer: Hmm... Increase my killing power, eh?

[abyaly]

Homer: Well, someone's tucked in to an insane degree. Good night! Hey, give me some of those blankets.
Marge: Erm!
Homer: What's this? It's enormous! Oh my God, there's another one!
Marge: Homer, let me explain something-
Homer: Explain later!
Marge: Homie! (giggles) Ooh! Ooh, Homie! Oh! (thudding sound) Oh, what happened?
Homer: I fell off. (They both giggle)

[Office_Shredder]

The best Simpson's scene... let's think for a minute....

In Bart's treehouse musem w/ the 1K bill
Mr. Burns: I think that's my $1000 dollar bill you have there
Bart: You can't prove it
Mr. Burns: Oh yes I can... you see, when the errant bill struck my chest, it left a distinctive mark *shows bruise that has perfect outline of ink on bill*

Or maybe it's when the Queen of England says If you have any love at all for me left, destroy this man!


How about after Lisa's tap dancing recital, where the toy ferret comes into the room
Professor Frink: Dear Lord! It's escaped from the matrix!
Homer: Don't be so worried, it's just a toy
*screen blacks out*
Homer: *zap* AAAH! *ZAP!* AAHH!!! *ZAP!*AAAH!

[Hydrant]

Lisa: In Chinese the word for "crisis" is the same as the word for "opportuniy"
Homer: yes! Crisitunity!

hahaha

[Soothesayer]

My favorite show...thats different: I love the one where they re-do history. I was cracking up so hard when carl blew his nose on that squirel. And when Homer was just like "We welcome you, white men. And carl." That was hillarius.

[DeadFishGuy]

Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat in order to win a million dollar bet?

Smithers: Yes, sir.

Mr. Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat in order to win a million dollar bet?

Smithers: No, sir. Who should I kill?

[Northwind]

Bart and Lisa have been sent to Kamp Krusty, which turns out to be a never-ending horror show. Lisa approaches the food line and is dished up a dollop of disgusting gray glop.
Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Server: Nope, this is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel!

______________________________________
Mr. Burns has just released his "hounds" on someone on his estate (I forget who it was).
One dog is obviously quite old and fat and wanders slowly around.
Mr. Burns: Ah yes, I remember when Killer bagged his first hippie. He didn't think that was too grooooovy now did he?

[DeadFishGuy]

Homer: Well he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.

Marge: What's that?

Homer: ....................... A dinosaur!