Party thread

[Catra]

I was instructed to make a new thread for a party somewhere besides the original thread.... Sooooo here it is!

Pop open a keg of beer (well, root beer for those of you not yet old enough) (ok, ok, wine for DR), kick your feet up and chat about what ever it is you want...

The beginning of this thread though was 80's cartoons!

Yes, they rocked...

*Goes off quietly into the night singing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...*

[Red Fire]

Ah finally a part thread, so........... alot to talk to about............... meh.................... *drinks beer*.......................... guess I'll leave

[Jeffery]

Funny, I wouldathought you would have wandered away humming the music to She-Ra....................

[Snork]

Here was my original post;

80's cartoons were the best.
And you young turds don't know how good you have it.
Now, there's cartoons on 24 hours a day.
When I was growing up, they were only on saturday mornings, we had to wait all stinkin' week to watch cartoons!

Anyway, I'm old, and gonna go watch Visionaries.


Any comments? :)

[Jeffery]

I remember when Saturday morning, all the channels had cartoons until at least noon.

Now there are a couple of cartoons. And a bunch all other times of the day, and not one large mass on Saturday.

Of coursxe, this is when there were only like 3 tv stations.....

[Snork]

Yeah, cartoons from like 5 am to noon on all channels.
The rest of the week, nothing.

Now, cartoons 24 hours a day.
Some stations only play cartoons.

The 80's also brought us fine movies like the Goonies and The Breakfast Club.

Who could forget the Truffle Shuffle, one of the greatest, and worst, movie scenes of all time. :D

Ahhh, the 80's..... :)

[DivineRight]

Actually I'm a huge fan of Cuban Rum, wines are nice but I'm no expert or anything on them. ;)

Snork this is for you:

"Sheathe these feet in the driving gale,
Make switf these legs, over land I sail!"

Witterquick was always my favorite ;)

The Smurfs, The Gummi Bears, Bionic 6, Transformers, The REAL Ghostbusters, Garfield and Friends, GI Joe, Inspector Gadget, Scooby Doo, and of course Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

I would wake up at 6am again if those shows were still on Saturday morning. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by DivineRight
Actually I'm a huge fan of Cuban Rum, wines are nice but I'm no expert or anything on them. ;)

Snork this is for you:

"Sheathe these feet in the driving gale,
Make switf these legs, over land I sail!"

Witterquick was always my favorite ;)

The Smurfs, The Gummi Bears, Bionic 6, Transformers, The REAL Ghostbusters, Garfield and Friends, GI Joe, Inspector Gadget, Scooby Doo, and of course Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

I would wake up at 6am again if those shows were still on Saturday morning. :)

I get most of the old cartoons off kazaa.
Just another advantage the disrespectful punks of today enjoy. :)

[Catra]

By the power of Grey-Skull, I am SHE-RA!

She-Ra, She-Ra...

Thanks Jeff.... No, somebody had just recently said something about TMNT in the lobby, so I had that song stuck in my head.

Wait, how can we forget the REAL Bugs Bunny and friends?

[Duffman]

Sorry i'm not a 80's cartoon buff but i would like to say i have the voice of claw from inspector Gadget down pact. I mean sometimes when i've had a few too many jellybeans i think i'm actually the claw. And I start plots to take over the world...


I've said to much...

*slams fist on desk*
Next time Inspector Gadget

[Snarr]

Hey hey hey hey! Us 90's kids had all of those cartoons... *sigh* 80's hoggers. I watched Sher-Ra and He-Man and Thunder cats and TMTN and Scooby Doo (Scooby Dooby Doo where are you? We got some work to do now...) and the Smerfs and Tranformers and all of those shows! Don't think they were only 80's!

*Fills his beer*
*checks out the cute chicks*
*Is disturbbed when catches Snork eying him on more then 1 occasion*

[Cephas]

Scooby Doo traumatized me when I was in Grade 1. I was riding the school bus home (the bus driver's name was Leon, I remember that), when the bus crashed into a station wagon. I bashed my jaw on the bar in front of me, but was otherwise unharmed. We all had to wait in the bus though, and I missed Scooby Doo! :( To this day, I don't know what they played on that episode! We never saw Leon after that either...

[Hugh Junit]

Am I the only one who remembers Star Blazers? That cartoon was on every morning and was basically a Sci-Fi soap opera for kids. My brothers and I were hooked. I even remember the theme song....* ahem*

We're off to outer space,
We're leaving mother earth,
To save the human race,
Our Star Blazers!

Oh, and here's another one of my favorites, for all you old timers.


Remember this guy? (http://img36.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img36&image=thundarr1.jpg)

[MokoToko]

did you know the smurfs were communist....each smurf representated a communist figure, but i cant tell you who.

[Medemia]

You know what makes me upset? I was watching some Bugs Bunny a while back, the episode where he gets captured by a firing squad and is about to be shot at the very end. They give him one last wish and then... boom.... end of the cartoon! Where was "I Wish I was in Dixie"? I know the blackface dancing isn't politically correct, but so what! It's a cartoon based in a politically incorrect time. Bugs Bunny was major competition against the Nazi's, the Japanese and even the Communist (sorry Communist).

I watched way too many cartoons as a kid... I do know that cartoons were on the local, non-national channels, from about 2:30 to around 5pm... and from 6 am - 8 am (I watched all that time, plus Saturdays).

And Hugh, they have those guys as toys now at Suncoast. They are on discount.

[max2k106]

MAX HAS ENTERED THE PARTY!!! woo hoo!!! BEER BOMB!!!!

[roody poo]

*dragging a keg of Newcastle through the door*

Can someone get the case of Crown that I left out in the car?

Now what's this about my smurfs being communist? You my friend are the communist if you trash my smurfs.

Man cartoons used to be on all morning on Saturday. It was like an event to wake up and check out the shows. Then slowly Saved by the Bell and other crap started creeping in, then all of a sudden...poof. I turn on Saturday morning and I get paid programming. We still get the typical hour or two of wrestling, but no cartoons. Thank heavens for sleeping late.

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by max2k106
BEER BOMB!!!!
Did you mean beer bong?

[The Prophet]

Prophet in the house! Just so everyone knows I am the designated driver. So pass all the car keys to me. Dude, my favorite was the Transformers. Optimus Prime was awesome.

*Walks around gathering car keys. While making the Transformer sounds*

[Snarr]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
Did you mean beer bong?

Don't do a beer bong with wine :( theres a 90% throw up rate.

[thrdflrmshr]

Ew. I don't drink alcohol. At all.

[Al Caponeoni]

Alright. I'm here. And I brought a few things that fell off the back of a truck.

I'll just get my two soldiers- I mean nephews to haul them in.

*Johnny No Nose and Pauly Big Fish Cosonatra haul in twelve barrels of '76 Cabernet and three carts of Jim Bean*

Transformer, Inspector Gadget, Garfield and Friends, Masters of the Universe... good stuff.

Thundercats, HO!!!

:D

[Snork]

Teddy Ruxpin was good.
They had all those cool monsters.

I downloaded Season 1 of the Snorks off a bit torrent site, but it got stuck right at the end, and won't finish. :(

That show Rocket Robin Hood is back on!
Talk about terrible.
At least half the show is just repeating the fixed scenes where they describe the characters, or fly around in jet packs singing, same scenes all the time.

Anybody like Visionaries?

[ck1]

*80's gangster accent*

How ya' doin'

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Garfield and Friends:D

I liked the old theme song, the Friends Are There one.
When they put the new one in, that just wrecked the show for me somehow. :)

[Al Caponeoni]

Yeah. I agree. It was so melodious and heart-felt. The new one was like week old shellfish.

[Snork]

Has anybody seen Freakazoid?
I thought it was funny.
He's in a plane, transporting the most evil and dangerous criminals in the world to a new jail.
It zooms into the plan to show them. It's all ominous and scarey until it gets to them. Then they're all singing Polly Wolly Doodle. :)

What's with all the new transformer shows?
They've corrupted the show with corperate greed, riding the show for every penny. :(

[Medemia]

The problem with Transformers is the 80's Transformer movie. They tried to make it serious, killing off Optimus Prime, which was their downfall. Now they've spent 15 years trying to make it right and getting it all wrong. The glue of the original Transformers cartoons was Bumblebee.

[Catra]

OMG you mention 80's cartoons and the party thread is off in a heartbeat...

*Grabs a tequila shot and downs it* (I'm not really a beer drinker, just give me my hard liquor.)

Just to break in to the testosterone a bit, I have to add "My Little Ponies" to this list... Of course if it was ever on at the same time as ThunderCats it was doomed to not be watched.

Hey, someone said something about 80's toys coming back? Micro Machines!!! Little green army men and the little tan army men wars (man, that was fun)!!! And what about the original K'Nex (grey sticks and blue connector pieces? Man my older brother and I had so much fun building with those... We once had a track built all the way around the room and through the middle for the micro machine cars. Let one go at the top and it would wind and follow the whole track all the way around, end up at the bottom of the stairs somehow or another.) And no one seems to remember "Big Sister's and Big Brother's" (My Big Sister and me!")

And how about:

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid
There's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!
From bikes, to trains, to video games,
It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee whiz!
I don't want to grow, cuz baby if I did,
I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

[Medemia]

Oh man, don't go to toys. I love 80's toys, but the toys today are the only thing better now then they were then (except GI Joe :( ) For some great toys today, look at Palisades Toys line of Muppets. Those are perhaps the best toys ever produced, although it's based off a late 70's, early 80's television show.

[Snork]

Omega Supreme ruled.

Yeah, we had cool commercials for the toys that are as classic as the old shows.

We didn't have the "gotta buy em all" weekly informercials like Pokemon.

GI Joe, except for the movie, that was great. :)

[Hydrant]

it was all about Samurai Pizza Cats

and legos

god I love(d) legos

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
it was all about Samurai Pizza Cats

and legos

god I love(d) legos

Samurai Pizza Cats RULES!

I wish I had that Boomerang network, where they show old cartoons. :)

[dim]

OMG you guys only had 3 TV stations that suxs.
Cartoon today are excellent especially late evening CN


MY dad says he loves this thread and wants to know why you guys have not mentioned Richie Rich and Dollar or his favorite show of all time Land of the Lost?

I am glad I did not have to live through a time when there were only cartoons on Saturdays. What did they waste all the other time on TV for.

Oh dad says to mention that he also loved the NWA and the Killer Bees. He can also remember when Hulk Hogan was just a rookie battling against Jessie Vetura.
(Wow hulk was not always in WWE that is amazing for me)
HE HE Dad says wrestling is corrupt also look back at the greats
The Crusher
Baron Von Raschke
Dick the Bruiser
Arn and Oli Anderson

***personally don't know these guys but dad wants me to post***
BTW were are the pepsi's?

[DeadFishGuy]

I suck at parties. I just sit around and try and make others realise how thick they are in comparison to me (or two short planks). And I don't drink alcohol. Any Irn Bru?

As for cartoons, the only ones I watch are The Simpsons, Futurama and Dilbert. I outgrew the rest........ mostly.:D

[Snork]

Originally posted by DeadFishGuy


As for cartoons, the only ones I watch are The Simpsons, Futurama and Dilbert. I outgrew the rest........ mostly.:D

Then I weep for you.

I love The Simpsons, and many other cartoons today.

But the 80's cartoons and some older ones are simply classic.

Mighty Mouse!


One thing I've noticed as time goes on, we care less about the holidays.
Every year, they get more commercial.

I remember when around a holiday, Halloween or Christmas, there were cartoons about the holiday on constantly. It was for the kids. It was a grand event.
Now holidays are mostly just a way to sell products.

Bring back the holiday episodes, play them like crazy, build excitement.

That's what's important to me. :)

[dim]

HA HA Dad has a good one for you guys to guess.

Speed of lightening, roar of thunder”
“Fighting all who rob or plunder”
“***** *** . . . ***** ***, ***** ***”

"When in this world the headlines read"
"Of those who's hearts are filled with greed"
"That rob and steal from those that need"
"To right this wrong with blinding speed goes...***** ***!!"

“Speed of lightening, roar of thunder”
“Fighting all who rob or plunder”
“***** *** . . . ***** ***, ***** ***”

*** Additional hint Sweet Polly Purebread

*** on my note that had to be the stupidest cartoon imagained****
R.O.T.F.L.

[Northwind]

Originally posted by dim
*** on my note that had to be the stupidest cartoon imagained****
R.O.T.F.L.

Dude,
Do not ever mock the sacred Underdog.
Or Mighty Mouse
Let's go wayyyy back and talk 70's cartoons:
Jackson 5 baby!
Pink Panther (let's hear it for the anteater!)
Those weird Seals and Crofts puppet shows where you just know the creators were tripping when they made them. What was up with that wacky Sigmund the Seamonster?

[S_K_O_F]

*runs in to party wearing nothing but magic marker that says*
"Please, give me my gold account back now, DR!!! I paid!"

[dim]

NO DR don't give it to him
he is only wearing a marker
I am fully clothed give his account to me
HA HA HA HA HA HA

OH HEY don't forget the Banana Splits
Dad has them on DVD LOL "what a bunch of goons"

[Snork]

Anybody ever seen the Flintstone Kids?

[S_K_O_F]

Originally posted by Snork
Anybody ever seen the Flintstone Kids?


yeah...i was a flintstone kid

they kept me strong and growing

[Snork]

Originally posted by S_K_O_F
yeah...i was a flintstone kid

they kept me strong and growing

I meant watched the show, not lived the dream.

[S_K_O_F]

i meant i took the vitamins...did they not have those in canada?

if you took the vitamins, the comercial called you a flinstone kid

[dim]

HA HA even I have seen them on the cartoon network.
but I did not need the vitamins I am big enough just from genetics.

HEY BTW Someone pass me the Doritos!!!!!!!!!

[Snork]

Originally posted by S_K_O_F
i meant i took the vitamins...did they not have those in canada?

if you took the vitamins, the comercial called you a flinstone kid

Yes, of course we had them, and the commercials.

That's what I was saying, who watched the show, not who lived the dream of being a Flintstone Vitamin Kid, "10 Million Strong, And Growing!"

:D

[DivineRight]

Dim your dad is pretty cool for an old guy ;) He watched Wrestling and he watched Cartoons, my old man made us watch the news.

[Snork]

Originally posted by DivineRight
Dim your dad is pretty cool for an old guy ;) He watched Wrestling and he watched Cartoons, my old man made us watch the news.

DR, check the PM I sent you.

He made you watch news? Wow, no wonder you're such a crusty old man.
:D

Yeah, I too respect him for being into old time wrestling and cartoons.

Who could forget George The Animal Steel. :)
Although not as classic as some others, still a terrifying site. :)

[dim]

Dim your dad is pretty cool for an old guy

NNNNOOOOOOOOO don't say that now I am completly freaked!!!!

Nah I like my dad and I think he is an alright guy just a bit on the cheap side he won't even let me use my own money to send in a money order to get me a gold account. He had thought about getting them but since most of the AOL addresses are banned I have to use the comp at the grandparents most of the time. They use Time Warner so they are not banned.

***Maybe after dad sees this I can guilt him into getting me a gold account*** LMAO

HEY DR MAYBE IF YOU EMAIL HIM FOR ME IT WOULD HELP THEN YOU COULD EXPLAIN TO HIM THE VIRTUES OF THE GAME.

[h()()t]

Originally posted by dim
HEY DR MAYBE IF YOU EMAIL HIM FOR ME IT WOULD HELP THEN YOU COULD EXPLAIN TO HIM THE VIRTUES OF THE GAME.


Don't count on it.

[ArcPaladinZero]

h()()t you sound so depressing. Cheer up, DR might do that if he gets some free time. :)

[dim]

HOOT did you bring the Doritoes?

No! well then why are you ruining our fun? Go get me some Doritos and some more pepsi and bring back some beer while your at it before HUGH shows up and starts slowly reaching for them. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Snork]

Originally posted by h()()t
Don't count on it.

You've been a little crusty these past....day I guess.
What's wrong?

[dim]

I'll tell you whats wrong with him sir.
I told him to go get some Doritos and he is still messing around on other threads. It is nothing alot of salt, nacho cheese and caffiene can not cure but to get those he needs to quit being a post whore and go do what I told him.

NO GET ME MY DORITOS AARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I'll tell you whats wrong with him sir.
I told him to go get some Doritos and he is still messing around on other threads. It is nothing alot of salt, nacho cheese and caffiene can not cure but to get those he needs to quit being a post whore and go do what I told him.

NO GET ME MY DORITOS AARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He wants Doritos and Pepsi, and got stuck with egg noodles and Tonic Water?
Well, that would bring anybody down. :)

[dim]

EGG NOODLES?????
Are they anything like Ramen I like them they are a great snack.
Especially with some Vienna Sausages mixed in. YUMMMMM

***dim runs to kitchen to beg grandma for some Ramen****
OH YEAH BABY SOUPS ON

[Hugh Junit]

Originally posted by Northwind
Those weird Seals and Crofts puppet shows where you just know the creators were tripping when they made them. What was up with that wacky Sigmund the Seamonster?


The Krofft Superstars was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Land of the Lost, Dr. Shrinker, H.R. Puff-n-stuff and , of course....

This one's for you, Northwind (img31.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img31&image=sig8.gif)

* slowly reaches for beer *

[Snork]

Hulk Hogans rock and wrestling!!
Now there was a classic cartoon. :)

[Catra]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
The Krofft Superstars was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Land of the Lost, Dr. Shrinker, H.R. Puff-n-stuff and , of course....


Hmmm... That would have traumatized me as a kid...

Oh, Land of the Lost! How could I forget that?!?!

*~ Runs to the store, wait, walks to the store to buy doritos and pepsi for dim and our other younger friends.~*

Here you are dim. Enjoy.

[Northwind]

Wow, Hugh,

Thanks for that. It has been a looong time since I've seen that freak of nature. I watched all those shows, but they also kind of creeped me out. Was "Dr. Shrinker" the one where they fell down inside the magic hat? I tell you, there was no way those shows were made without the help of some really good (or bad) acid.

[The Prophet]

We almost forgot about the smurfs. I bet there a few who could name alot of them. What was the girl smurfs name, she was a hottie.


*la la la lalala, la lalala la*

[Snork]

Dungeons & Dragons, the cartoon series.

Anybody remember the Hilarious House of FrightenStein? :)

[dim]

*** dim snatches Doritos and pepsi and runs to corney****

OH thank you ma'am for the refreshments.
Where is that idiot hoot I was about to starve up in here!

*** dim slowly reaches into bag for dorito****



^^^^^ thinks he is hugh jr. he he he

[Hugh Junit]

Originally posted by Northwind
Was "Dr. Shrinker" the one where they fell down inside the magic hat? I tell you, there was no way those shows were made without the help of some really good (or bad) acid.

The show your thinking of was Lidsville, another drug-induced, puppet-filled nightmare created by the Kroffts. Dr. Shrinker was the show where those 3 teenagers were stuck on that island with the mad scientist and his midget sidekick. The scientist ( Dr. Shrinker ) had a shrinking ray-gun and ran around zapping everything. It's so funny when you look back on those shows as an adult and realize how goddamned stoned those people must have been. Remember the Lost Saucer? It had Gomer f*cking Pyle as as a space robot and that dog/horse called....the Dorse? I mean.......what the f***!?!?

[The Prophet]

Come on everyone sing with me.


la la la lalala, la lalala la
la la la lalala, la lalala la

[Snork]

Does anybody know any good 80's sites to look stuff up at?

Hey, everybody check out the Party at DR's house! thread.

Well, bring it here if you want, and we'll plan an 80's style party at his house. :)

[dim]

Hey snork sir which forum is the party at DR's house under?

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Hey snork sir which forum is the party at DR's house under?

Hey, I think it was deleted! :mad:

Time to start a new one.

PARTY AT DR'S HOUSE!!

I want to organize a TAO get together one of these days.
So we can meet and greet our fellow TAO players.
Since DR is our fearless leader, sort of, I say we do it where he lives.

What do y'all think? :D

[dim]

Sounds cool to me if someone will drive down and pick me up. I am not old enough to drive yet sir.
Oh yeah and make sure to bring the doritos and pepsi's.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Sounds cool to me if someone will drive down and pick me up. I am not old enough to drive yet sir.
Oh yeah and make sure to bring the doritos and pepsi's.

Yeah, everybody who's down for it, we'll make arangements. :)

So, no egg noodles and tonic water? :)

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm all for a road trip to DR's place. Anyone that wants me to pick them up along the way just gimmie a shout.

[Snork]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
I'm all for a road trip to DR's place. Anyone that wants me to pick them up along the way just gimmie a shout.

I'm serious.
I'd like to invade DR's for a TAO get together.

The old thread was deleted, probably by DR for fear of us actually showing up.

But let's get something going.

[drakonfire]

i think a get together would rock like none-other, unfortunately for me, it would have to wait, until like next summer :P... but hey maybe if ya'll pull it off this summer next year will be more organized and easier to do ;)

[dim]

Hey I know DR is in Canada and North Carolina is out of the way for you guys but maybe if I visit my moms parents in Wisconsin one of you could swing by Milwaukee and pick me up for a couple of days.

P.S. I can help pay for gas too.

[Snork]

DR, give in.

We're coming over, so help us arrange something.

Or at least arrange something in a different city, so we can get something together. :)

Come on man, your fans await. :)

[Catra]

Well shoot... My original post didn't make it for some odd reason, let's try this again...

Hell yeah! Sounds like fun (but of course only if DR would allow, I don't want this thread to go away... hehehe)

Maybe arranging a place near the center of everyone would be the best way to get everyone to show up... But wait.... Maybe further away is better, then we wouldn't have to worry about crazies just showing up, you'd have to be dedicated to go! lol... Just a thought...

[thrdflrmshr]

"Near the center of everyone" would be a little too close to the Earth's core for my taste.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
Well shoot... My original post didn't make it for some odd reason, let's try this again...

Hell yeah! Sounds like fun (but of course only if DR would allow, I don't want this thread to go away... hehehe)

Maybe arranging a place near the center of everyone would be the best way to get everyone to show up... But wait.... Maybe further away is better, then we wouldn't have to worry about crazies just showing up, you'd have to be dedicated to go! lol... Just a thought...

Honestly, having the location at DR's house for the first year just seems like the best.
And yeah, we'd like to see a lot of people show up.

I'm serious, I've had get togethers for other things, and it was always fun. :)

I don't know how DR will take this.
But if the fans want it, maybe he'll relent. :)

[Snork]

Cowabunga!
(where the %$#& did that come from??) :)

Because of Catra, and then left to me, we've had a couple threads explode over the past couple days, at times moving so fast it's like a slow live chat.

Clap if you love Catra!
*stomp stomp*
Huh? Oops!
*clap clap* :D

Long live us!

Now, back to the party at DR's, and somewhere along the line, the cartoons! :D

[Jeffery]

Is DR serving liver and onions with a fine brandy????

[Catra]

LoL... All I have to say....

[Snork]

Well, if DR is crusty about the idea, we could hold it where I live.

I could host it, set everything up.

I've helped run touraments before, and will be running a tournament for LQ in October, a TAO get together wouldn't be hard to arrange.

Let me know what y'all think. :)

But DR's place would still rock if he doesn't kill me. :D

[Medemia]

**attempts to clap hands, but can't get hands to meet, missing each other by inches each time**

hmmmm.... stupid hands. Someone hand me one of those Cokes.

**attempts to drink a coke, but shakes so much it spills all over shirt**

Ah, refreshing.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Medemia
**attempts to clap hands, but can't get hands to meet, missing each other by inches each time**

hmmmm.... stupid hands. Someone hand me one of those Cokes.

**attempts to drink a coke, but shakes so much it spills all over shirt**

Ah, refreshing.

Hey, did I remember to PM you?
Ah heck, I'll just do it again. :)

[Duffman]

The middle of everyone wouldn't happen to be Newcastle, Australia would it? Because that would just be so convienient.

As much as i love you all i don't think i would be prepared to fly over to meet you.

Now now no reason to get all teary eyed.

But Snork. I figure the trip could pay for itself. Steal a bus and do a trip around canada and american and at every town you pretend to be one of the city buses and use the money to pay for gas. Genius huh?

[Snork]

Originally posted by Duffman


But Snork. I figure the trip could pay for itself. Steal a bus and do a trip around canada and american and at every town you pretend to be one of the city buses and use the money to pay for gas. Genius huh?

That's one of the better ideas I've heard for it.

And I don't mean that in a good way. :D

Although that is an interesting idea. :)

We'll have to see if anybody is interested.

[Omega_Paladin]

I don't know...we'd have to change the bus paint job or jack a new one each city to match the rest...


We could just go by flux-infuser powered wing-dama-lama-ding-dong ferry.


or would that be to expensive?

[Twelve]

Party in the hizzah!

Someone throw me a Smirnoff Ice!!

Shoot, I hope that I didn't completely miss the 80's cartoons talk.

My cartoons were/are the following:

Transformers(the best cartoon ever made...period)
Go-Bots(wannabe Transformers)
Gi-Joe(the show where nobody ever got shot and every plane explosion came with a parachute)
Captain Planet(is that 90's? Who cares. That dude was AWESOME.)
He-Man/She-Ra(Those were important in understanding traditional male/female behavior)
VOLTRON(Cool now as he was then...and I'll form the head.)
TMNT(Great show, but then again, nobody ever got stabbed with Leonardo's sword)
Defenders of the Earth(I BARELY remember this cartoon...so why is the song stuck in my head?)
BIONIC SIX!!!(The first-multi-cultural cartoon family)
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends(There was no reason for Spider-Man, Firestar, and Iceman to team up so often, but they did every Saturday to my glee
The Hulk(Well, it came after Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends)
JEM(Because the girls are pretty, I always watched the opening of this cartoon. Then I always turned the channel because I didn't want to get caught watching it by my peers.)
M.A.S.K.(A totally cool cartoon that didn't last long enough.
COPS(A bunch of big boy cops with a cool opening. I loved it, but looking back, it probably didn't last long because every hero looked and acted the same.

*pant*

I miss cartoons....:(


12

[Catra]

OMG! Go 12!!!

So much to say, so little time...

[dim]

Hey snork I am very good at picking locks since that is one of my dads hobbies (locksmith) and moms suggested we do something together. Which to my dismay was whatever he is currently doing whenever she suggests this.
However more to the point now, every town has an ATM with a door in the back that leads to a large cash deposit.

OH YEAH doritos all night long baby and some extra money for gas!

[Hydrant]

hahah captain planet

that show was SO awesome, I have the NES video game for it (really really lame game, but you can save the oil-covered seals yay)

and I loved Transformers (have an original Optimus Prime toy in my room :D )

and Gi-Joe... the public Service announcments afterwards were just the best.

ah the good ole days

[dim]

Are we talking video games also?

My dad has an atari with a funny joystick thing and only one button.
HOW THE HE!! do you use the special attacks with only one button?

Me myself use the ps and ps 2

[Catra]

Oh yeah... Meant to mention the Captain Planet.... I love Captain Planet!! That was/is one of my favorites!


dim, you are sooooo funny! :P Special attacks, meh, how do you attack with just one button???

[dim]

I am sorry but when dad showed me pong and said that it was one of the greatest games of his childhood. I had to leave the room becuase I was about to pass out from trying not to laugh.
And what was that other thing with the little yellow guy that got chased by the ghosts and ate pellets.

PLEASE PEOPLE give me TAO and leave me alone with that goofy stuff

[Al Caponeoni]

My God... Captain Planet was just plain hilarious. Those damn kids never did anything... Example:

Politically Correct Blonde Caucasian: Oh no, toxic waste just spilled into the ocean!

Politically Correct African American: Umm... yeah! Oh no!

Politically Correct Middle-Eastern: I guess we should... umm...

Politically Correct Red Headed Caucasian: Call Captain Planet!

Politically Correct Group: YEAH! That bitch does all the work! Save our Planet!!!

:rolleyes:

Funny show, though.

EDIT AGAIN: DIM!!! You're disgracing the holy name of PACMAN! You shalt be cast into the flame of ignorance!!!

:D

[Catra]

LMAO! That is excellent!! As much as I loved the show, looking back on it I have to agree with you!

dim... you're lucky you are such a damn cutie, I can't flame you.

[Al Caponeoni]

Of course it's true! Now that I look back at it, that show was like a trainwreck. So horrible, yet so easy to watch.

:)

[dim]

***BLUSHES***

Catra thinks I am a cutie
Why couldn't I have been born with you guys.

Woe is dim for I am to young.
***wait thinks about it for a minute****

No I would not have survived off of pang and pic mon (LOL)

[+He 4th 4sight]

great party... CAPTIN PLANET!!!!! YEAH!!!!
http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/2/5/79-3523.jpg
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/capplan1.jpg
http://martinandcindys.com/act340.jpg
http://www.liquidzine.com/0011/images/cartoon3.jpg
http://www.turner.com/planet/static/graphics/captain.gif
http://www.turner.com/planet/static/graphics/herovillains.gif
http://shdictionary.tripod.com/superheroes/captainplanet.jpg
check out his sexy green mullet... very 80's =D
they are my heros... gas prices would be sooo high in california if it werent for those guys... thanks guys... *goes speeding on the freeway with his gas wasting SUV*

[Medemia]

Originally posted by dim
***BLUSHES***

Catra thinks I am a cutie
Why couldn't I have been born with you guys.

Woe is dim for I am to young.
***wait thinks about it for a minute****

No I would not have survived off of pang and pic mon (LOL)

Well, mainly because if you were born with her, you would be her twin brother, then you couldn't date her anyways :cool:

[dim]

REPLY TO MED

No sir I did not mean born with you guys like siblings, I meant if I could have been born in the 50's and 60's instead of the 90's.

You old guys are so funny sometimes :D

[Hugh Junit]

Okay, now that everyone has a beer( except dim, he gets Pepsi)
I will post my list of favorite 80's cartoons * twists off cap *

Star Blazers ( Nova was hot )
Thundercats ( Panthro was like Shaft.....with no hair )
G.I Joe ( knowing is half the battle )
Might Orbots ( bitchin animation )
Gummi Bears ( Loved those ogre things )
Space Ghost ( flat out cool )
Banana Splits ( Secret Squirrel, Squiddly Diddley, Wally Gator, The Arabian Knights, etc)
Wacky Racers ( Dick Dasterdly got screwed every time )
Thundar the Barbarian ( Ookla the Muck? )
Superfriends ( Solomon Grundy rocked! )
Pacman ( I was addicted to the game so....)
The smurfs ( noone ever figured out that Jokey was handing out f*cking BOMBS!)
The Groovy Goolies ( Creepy Crawlers )

* slowly reaches for beer *
:cool:

[dim]

Thanks for the Pepsi sir!

***wait looks around, Starts digging through trash, puts hands on hips***

CATRA WE ARE OUT OF DORITOS AGAIN!!!!!!!

[Medemia]

50's and 60's? My parents were born in the 50's. And if you had any respect, I'd show you a thing or two about how we did it back in my day. In my day, we didn't make fun of people's ages by saying they were born in the 50's. We called them depression kids, 10 millions strong and growing.

I loved how no one ever died in GI Joe though. And M.A.S.K. was good, Matt Tracker being the only character I remember.

But nothing like Bumblebee and Snake Eyes. Heck, even Tomas and Zamot were cool.

[Snork]

The TAO get together must happen.

I wonder if we can work a showing of 80's cartoons in there somehow. :)

[dim]

Most Apologies Med
My Moms was born in the late 60's and dad in the early 60's
So i figure you guys might be 2 since you watch all the stuff he has on DVD and Tape

[Snork]

I need to finally get all those episodes of 80's cartoons, to have in my video library, to go along with Fart the Movie, and other classics. :)

I download what I can, buy what I can.
But it's just not the same as back then.

[dim]

I know it is not a cartoon but this is one of the coolest movies my dad has in his collection.

CLOCKWORK ORANGE

BTW when was that one made

[Catra]

*is a little to tipsy to run to the store right now so calls the Pizza delivery guy and begs him to bring a bag of doritos with the 50 pizza's I just ordered.*

Hope I got everyone's order right... 'Cept for Julia, she probably just finished making our *ahem* I mean her home made pizza.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I know it is not a cartoon but this is one of the coolest movies my dad has in his collection.

CLOCKWORK ORANGE

BTW when was that one made

We saw clips of that in film 100.

Some of those older movies were great too.

[Twelve]

Woah! I'm surprised to see the amount of Captain Planet fans!!!

The comments on that cartoon are hilarious...

And let's be honest, the weakest power of all was HEART. In most cartoons where there is a team, there is always someone who has the power to control or turn into animals. Those characters (Aqua-Man, the Wonder Twins in the Justice League, the HEART dude in Captain Planet...those come to mind) were always STUPID.

My boy was of course the African brother. He never got with the Russian chick like I always wanted...but he was SERIOUS. He never spoke much, but you when he spoke....boy...you knew the plot was entering a shift.

Captain Planet on NES? I'm guessing that that's a game that I'm happy I somehow missed! I wonder if it came out for the Genesis?

Still, my all time favorite cartoons are not in the 80's. I still can't get enough of Looney Tunes. Worst than that, Tex Avery and his DROOPY character. I literally fall and cry in laughter over Avery's stuff.

*looks around the party room*

Alright, everyone just got quiet. I think I'll leave this subject alone!!!


By your powers combined,

12

[Snarr]

Hehehe 50's, Dim that makes them 54 you do know...
I just saw Fame, the serie, today made me all nostalgic.

*Remeber my name*
*Fame*

*I'm gonna live forever*
*I'm gonna learn how to fly*
*High*

I used to watch it when I was 5 and hate every minute of it cause wlel I didn't understand English and it was right after my cartoons. But the song I always remembered.

I must say Dim really makes me laugh.
*Gives Dim some more pepsi*

[Catra]

Twelve, we only get quiet because we just can't wait to hear what you are going to say next. =)

Yeah, I love Droopy, can't believe I forgot about him!

Hugh said Thundercats ( Panthro was like Shaft.....with no hair ) (Cheetarah was awesome, one of the only girls kicking some major butt in the group dominated by males. She's my heroine [that word never seems like it fits there, but I can't say hero, Med's my hero, he's a very patient teacher... He'd have to be to teach me LOS. :D And Kools for saving me from the big bad bee.)

Hey, what happened to my kamakazies? Alright, who drank the kamakazies without me?

[Al Caponeoni]

*vurps (vomit burbs)*

Sorry Cat. That was me.

*reels over and collapses*

Definately good drinkshh...

[dim]

LOL Catra Heroine is a bad drug that is why it does not sound right. Someone get their furgie and pyro out we need to smoke some weeds. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

Wow Snarr sir you are older than my parents. That rocks tell my dad to get me a gold account they are always telling me I should do what my elders say so the same should follow for them to right?

12 sir you are just awesome but you must remember, I can't think of the name but dad had these cartoons about a red haired boy and a dog with glasses that always went back in time, at the end of the shows there was this little street sweeper guy that was pushing a broom and pulling the garbage can. I thought he was pretty cool. I think the boys name was peabody but I am not sure, they are some bad quality tapes dad has played them hundreds of times.

[drakonfire]

for u, dim (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=heroine)

[dim]

Well most thanks to you sir but then what is that stuff that people are always using when they become Rock Stars?

I don't want any mind you I have enough problems with the caffiene and sugar in PEPSI not to mention all the crap they put on my DORITOS



Wait did someone metion DORITOS where are they
**starts digging through the clutter and throwing pizza boxes left and right***

NOOOOOOOO I can't find the DORITOS

[Catra]

LoL dim, you don't need to know....


Drakonfire, this must be immortalized:

Excuse me and my faith today…It’s arrogance, it’s pompous claims.
Excuse me and my choices today. They don’t sit well with you, so they cannot stay.
“It’s true for you, but not true for me.”- So let’s just be one big complacent family –
Until my “arrogant” claims to faith anger you and you prove that your philosophy’s not true.
We can’t both be right, and I want the truth. - Staple, Pop

Awesome quote dude!!

*wonders off into the (drats, it's day again, I can't say night!!!) midday contemplating that quote.*

[drakonfire]

i kno what ur talking about dim, but i havent a clue how to spell it, or that might be the correct spelling and its just not defined... i dunno, someone more knowledgeable in such things will have to answer


and catra, yeah i love the quote too, thats why its my siggy ;) u can listen to the song at www.staplemusic.com they r a great band

[dim]

but i havent a clue how to spell it, or that might be the correct spelling and its just not defined... i dunno, someone more knowledgeable in such things will have to answer



ARE THERE ANY GRATEFUL DEAD FANS IN THE HOUSE?

[Al Caponeoni]

Grateful Dead is... well... great! But not neccesarily my favorite band.

If we are going that far back, give me some Hendrix, Zepplin, late Beatles, etc...

I'm a classics man.

Hell, late Frank Sinatra for that matter! :D

[dim]

It would figure you like Sinatra sir and probably the what were they called the RAT PACK.

We are looking for a DEAD fan to get references on drugs for we are sure that they know of everyone that is out there from Acid to ZIPPEES.

[drakonfire]

yech... if we're going that far back.. well i wasnt alive and i'm grateful for that, hehe


i'm not a big oldies fan

[Al Caponeoni]

i'm not a big oldies fan

:(

I'm sorry.









:D

[Catra]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Grateful Dead is... well... great! But not neccesarily my favorite band.

If we are going that far back, give me some Hendrix, Zepplin, late Beatles, etc...

I'm a classics man.

Hell, late Frank Sinatra for that matter! :D


Finally! Someone I can relate to!! (Frank Sinatra rules!!) Hmmm, let's see if I can add to that list...

AC/DC!!!! (Cause I'm TNT! Dynamite!)
Early Aerosmith (wait, his late stuff too)
Queen (I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it well)
Styx! (I got to see them in concert for my 16th b-day... that was AWESOME!! Those guys put on a great show!!)
The REAL Bon Jovi, not the new pretty boy crap
Who does "The Boy's are Back in Town?" I can never remember.. it's on the tip of my tongue though.
Deep Purple (Smoke on the Water ~ Fire in the sky... ah, now that's going to be stuck in my head forever... Not a bad thing though)
The Doors
Fleetwood Mac
B-52's
BANGLES!!! (yeah, I know, someone smack me for mentioning them in the same list as Styx, Aerosmith, Queen, etc)

Ok... this list will take all the space on the server if I keep going... I am going to stop now...

BTW, I love the I'm sorry! That was too funny...

Oh, and there is a bug on my computer somewhere, I don't have sound, so I can't listen to the music yet. I'll let you know when I can.

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
I'm sorry.


lol... i'm not, so its all good :D


oh and catra... make sure ur speakers r turned on, not trying to imply anything, but one day i didnt have sound and couldnt for the life of me figure out why... until i realized that the switch labeled "on/off" was in the "off" position *slaps forhead* hehe... but yeah, when u get whatever is up fixed, give staple a listen, i just ordered their CD last night :) should have it by monday (at the latest)

[Navarre]

'The Boys Are Back In Town - By Thin Lizzy...singer Phil Lynott claimed to be the only Black,Irish Jew...Best Album was their second one, 'Vagabonds of the Western World'.:cool: :D :)

[dim]

HA HA that is funny sir

I don't even have speakers on my computer.
The main computer is part of the keyboard and it does not have a speaker built in. I only have 4 parts to my computer the screen, the printer and the keyboard and the mouse.

I think dad really should break down and buy one of those cheap gateways for like $200 instead of letting us use the computer he had back in High School.

[+He 4th 4sight]

almost all old music... 1990 and older is better than that rap shit

[h()()t]

I perfer rap crap.

[dim]

HEY HOOT YOUR BACK

WHERE ARE MY DORITOS YOU LEFT LIKE DAYS AGO SIR

[+He 4th 4sight]

*turns up jukebox* lalaladaldadladala I cant hear you hoot rap is like legends unexistant and bad... *hands dim doritios*... I got
Salsa!...Guacamole...Nacho Cheesier!... Cooler Ranch!... Spicey Nacho... Four Cheese... Ranchero...Salsa Verde...Toasted Corn... and Taco... sorry I ate some of the Guacamole...

[dim]

**** munchies and crunchies and crunchies and munchies***

OHhh slllorry sllllir I fllllorgot tollll sllllay ffank you.

*** dim takes drink of pepsi***

THANK YOU SIR

***Dim notices hand reaching in from somewhere unseen and snatches bag and vanishes****

""HEY you get back here with those"""

Woe is dim someone stole his doritos,**spots nother bag***

YAH HAPPY DAYS **runs and hides behind couch**

[+He 4th 4sight]

*grabs a Mountain Dew Live Wire and flops onto counch... slowly hand grabs dims chips**runs* shit he will beat me up now... *gives dim more chips ... 5 bags...* sorry dim

[Jeffery]

So who is going to the party at DR's house while he is gone?? I mean, when the boss is away, the kiddies must play!

[Al Caponeoni]

YAY for Catra!!!

I agree, agree, agree, agree, agree, agree, agree... etc...!

*Gets up from the cold hard ground and starts to sink a drunken rendition of Loveshack*

Ooh, and you'll only see my shing thish shong while I'm DRUnkk! Sho enjoy id!

[+He 4th 4sight]

*busts out small camera* screenie*click* hehe drunk haha... *looks for hours at the gin... then at the Orange Juice... back at the gin... drools*

[dim]

Jeffery you should PM Snork that is the best Idea I have heard yet. DR said that the burning was the only one who could come to his house but if he is not there how would he know? Quick we have less than a week to get the buses organized, someone tell Snork.

[Snarr]

Dim I'm not 50, you don't have to call me Sir either, dude will suffice.

[dim]

Wow I did not think you looked 50 sir from Jefferies picture pages but after all this is the internet and you are not suppose to lie. I just figured you were rich and had a great plastic surgeon.

Hey you are one of DR's boys try to diverte his attention while we organize this party at his house. He may not leave if he knows what we have planned.

[Al Caponeoni]

Hmmm... I think after the TAO Convention, we should jack a bus and hitch it to DR's. Road Trip, baby!

I'll bring the music. If you don't like Sinatra, Deano, or Sammy, TOO BAD! You can sit in the corner and cry.

After we crash his house, we could head to a Waffle House, or something.

Fun times.

:D

[+He 4th 4sight]

can we stop at Burger King please?...

[dim]

As long as I've got Doritos and Pepsi I don't care what kind of music you play sir.
Just keep 4th sight on the other side of the bus away from my Doritios.

[+He 4th 4sight]

*knaws on seat infront of himseves* dont worry dim... I fill up most of the left side anyways...*starts to talk to meletuz and Hulky*

[dim]

Well I guess I can share with a few of your personalities
JUST NOT ALL OF THEM

[+He 4th 4sight]

lol
haha... actually I am not crazy I swear...
Hulky: no really I go tone personality
Meletus: yeah he does I dont know were you got this idea from...
Berzerk: yeah I think he might be a little off...
lolbob: A little? lol
][-][0+Bre/-\D: rofl
+][-][e 4th 4sight: Hulky I need more TAO pass the lap top...
All Personalities combined: comeon let me on *big brawl on the bus*

a random Great Lakes kid: wtf is wrong with that nut on the left side of the bus?

Hulky: *wanders into bathroom at end of bus and talks to himself...*

[dim]

HA HA more doritos for me
***dim looks at that Great lakes kid***

What the He!! you think your looking at punk these are my Doritos get your own. I think they got some on the other bus.

*** Wait just realized there is a Doritos Delivery Truck across the street at the 7 / 11.***

Come on Snork lets hijack the Party Wagon. We got Al on our side the police won't even dream of messing with us unless they like cement shoes. RIGHT AL sir.

[Al Caponeoni]

Correctomundo.

:)

[+He 4th 4sight]

<--- says lol in 14 personalities then falls to the ground and becomes a single being again...

[dim]

Don't laugh at him sir the last guy to laugh at him won the lottery or something and left for a deserted Island I think becuase no one has seen him since.

[Al Caponeoni]

Actually, the last guy who laughed at me, unfortunately, commited suicide.

He shot himself in the head three times and threw himself in a river.

:)

[ck1]

:D

[dim]

Is that why MOM and DAD told me he went on a vacation were there was lots of water. I am sorry I just assumed they meant and Island.
*** Wait scratches head****
3 shots sir, if I was that bad of an aim I would probably kill myself too

[+He 4th 4sight]

*shoots a personality so Al can continue to say that then tosses personality in water* *cries*

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Actually, the last guy who laughed at me, unfortunately, commited suicide.

He shot himself in the head three times and threw himself in a river.

:)


pretty talented guy, 3 times in the head? high pain tolerance

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Jeffery you should PM Snork that is the best Idea I have heard yet. DR said that the burning was the only one who could come to his house but if he is not there how would he know? Quick we have less than a week to get the buses organized, someone tell Snork.

He told me that I'm invited, cause I'm bringing the party, and with it, the ladies. :D

[dim]

LADIES LADIES LADIES
Sir you are beginning to sound like Bootsie hollering
POINTS POINTS POINTS

Forget the ladies lets get the Dorito Truck and we can sell the other chips for gas money. I could tell people it is for a school fund raiser. If that doesn't work Al could jsut tell them to give ust the money.

[Snork]

We'll get there.

I gotta discuss the options with DR, but it looks like he will aprove it, and maybe help promote it, if sexy girls go.

[Al Caponeoni]

Correction: I could loan you the money with a vig of 3 points.

:)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Correction: I could loan you the money with a vig of 3 points.

:)

I don't know what you mean?

Hey, you old enough to come to the over 18 party DR suggested?

[Al Caponeoni]

$3,000 a week intrest rate. After a month, the vig compounds to 5 points a week.

Even though it is only the "a" out of a/s/l, I say bah to age. It is an evil contraption.

18 or no, I would be there. :)

My age is a debatable suggest.

If you want me to be a little more vague, just ask. :)

[dim]

Snork in your time on the posts sir you have missed the front page of TAO. We don't need to ask DR he is going on leave the first of July so what he doesn't know wont hurt him right. I have already asked Snarr to divert his attention while we set up tents in the back yard.

[Catra]

Y'all are soooooooooo DAMN funny!!! I don't think I have ever laughed as much on the friggen computer. I love ya guys!!!

oooh, sammy... forgot about him.

And the speakers thing.... yeah, I checked them like six times... ran through all the wires too...

Anyway, 'bout this party at DR's house thing.... When would we schedule it for? I am not going to be home for most of July (Woooooooohoooooooo PARTY!!! Damn I am going to be drunk for most of July.... Either drunk or with a really bad hangover) so it would have to be after that sometime. Early August?


Anyway... makes another pitcher of Kamakazies and grabs her three shots....

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Snork in your time on the posts sir you have missed the front page of TAO. We don't need to ask DR he is going on leave the first of July so what he doesn't know wont hurt him right. I have already asked Snarr to divert his attention while we set up tents in the back yard.

Well, when he comes back, we're going to plan a big party. A real one. :)

Al, DR wants the first gathering to be over 18. And he's been quite frisky talking to the women lately.
I wonder what he's got planned..... :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra


Anyway, 'bout this party at DR's house thing.... When would we schedule it for? I am not going to be home for most of July (Woooooooohoooooooo PARTY!!! Damn I am going to be drunk for most of July.... Either drunk or with a really bad hangover) so it would have to be after that sometime. Early August?


Well, mid to late august maybe, to give us time to plan it and give people time to clear a weekend.

Beware ladies, I think DR is gonna try and throw some X's into the activity schedule. :D

But something will happen, cause y'all are so cool.

[Al Caponeoni]

Arg.

August, I will be in Los Angeles. I would come, but I can't miss any auditions.

Well, I'm sad now. :(

[dim]

Over 18 hey well if I just so happen to be on vacation in the same town at the same time at the same hotel I don't see how that is my fault.
Bwhahaha
I can figure a way around anything I am turning into a criminal genious.
THANKS AL

Hey now I have another mentor. Al can I learn how to be a ("Business Man") from you sir?

[Al Caponeoni]

Absolutely.

Snork and Al Caponeoni: TAO's Official: ~Mentors of Dim~

[+He 4th 4sight]

lol

can I run numbers for you sir...?

[dim]

That is Groovey sir.
Hey Snork said DR likes the ladies, didn't I see you slapping a few of them back on the corner a little bit ago. They were funny they just handed all that money over to you and then went back to talk to those guys in the cars parked along side the road. I wish pretty women would give me money like that.

[Al Caponeoni]

Oh yeah, those women were giving me my birthday gift. About the slapping... you didn't see anything, understand?

+he 4sigth: Are you Italian?

[dim]

Well sir now that you mentioned it their makeup was kind of messed up when you went to talk to them. That was awfully nice of you to help them fix their makeup sir.

[Al Caponeoni]

*hand Dim another wad of fifties*

Your pretty smart kid. Keep up the good work.

[+He 4th 4sight]

I am... Polish... so yeah... it is a big fake country that coontain fairly stupid people that know jack shit... but I am Jewish and you cant descriminate it is against the law you gotta hire me lol... plus Jews are known for being a good shot;)

[+He 4th 4sight]

also I can count to ten on either my fingers or toes...

[Al Caponeoni]

Alright. You got numbers. You'll hold the local TAO rackets.

[Snork]

Al, auditions for what?

When are you back?
If it's here, you definately have to come no matter what, assuming you're interested in learning about real Al.
I told you why in that PM. :)

dim, yes, you have two great teachers.
Follow us and you will go far.

[dim]

Hang around with AL long enough and the only thing you will need to know is how to count by 50's

[Al Caponeoni]

Auditions for films, pilots, series, plays, etc... I fashion myself an actor.

*Sling Blade impression*

Umhuum.

I'll be back... next August.

I know I know! Quit torturing me with your historical tid bits!

:mad:
:D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Auditions for films, pilots, series, plays, etc... I fashion myself an actor.

*Sling Blade impression*

Umhuum.

I'll be back... next August.

I know I know! Quit torturing me with your historical tid bits!

:mad:
:D

you'll be gone for a year?

If you become famous, will you let me ride your coat tails?
I'm worth it. :D

Hey, if you ever wanna visit, stop by, I'll take you for the gangster tour.
Seriously.

[+He 4th 4sight]

I only got ten fingers and ten toes... $50 is a little more than I got off that newb... opens a briefcase for AL... there lies a bunch 20 $100 bills... he bet all he got and I count... he had 20 dollars... I think... sorry I will try and get more next time... btw the number he choe was 123... I picked my nose... he lost you win... this seems a good business...

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by Snork
you'll be gone for a year?

If you become famous, will you let me ride your coat tails?
I'm worth it. :D

Hey, if you ever wanna visit, stop by, I'll take you for the gangster tour.
Seriously.

Yep.

A year.

I'll save a special coat tail just for you! :D

Hell yes. If I ever have time, you can count on it.

[Snork]

Originally posted by +He 4th 4sight
I only got ten fingers and ten toes... $50 is a little more than I got off that newb... opens a briefcase for AL... there lies a bunch 20 $100 bills... he bet all he got and I count... he had 20 dollars... I think... sorry I will try and get more next time... btw the number he choe was 123... I picked my nose... he lost you win... this seems a good business...

What in the world is this crap?

We really gotta re-train this guy. :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Yep.

A year.

I'll save a special coat tail just for you! :D

Hell yes. If I ever have time, you can count on it.

Well if it's for a whole year, why are you worried about that month?

We have a large(for us) film industry here now, many big projects are here now.

Maybe you could work your way up here for some acting auditions?

[Al Caponeoni]

Oh yes.

*slaps +he 4sight*

Do better, and maybe I'll put these cement shoes up for awhile.

*hands +he 4sight a wad of fifties*

Here's for tryin.'

[Al Caponeoni]

Ehh, I wish it was that simple.

First of all:

1. August is one of the busiest months for shooting TV series.

B. I know your area has a large film industry, but that leads me to 4;

4. I would have to get a local agent for your area before I was even considered for any media project.

F. In conclusion, I wish it was all much simpler! :(

[+He 4th 4sight]

*takes a peek at the cement shoes* *tries em on...* hey perfect fit...*stuggles but cant get em off* *falls into river* *+][-][e 4th 4sights air filled head floats forcing him not to drown...

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Ehh, I wish it was that simple.

First of all:

1. August is one of the busiest months for shooting TV series.

B. I know your area has a large film industry, but that leads me to 4;

4. I would have to get a local agent for your area before I was even considered for any media project.

F. In conclusion, I wish it was all much simpler! :(

So get on that.

Get a local agent.
You know some guy in the area that can do footwork on this end to help you. :)

[Al Caponeoni]

Ehh. I don't know.

If I leave the Los Angeles area for the month of August, I might have to consider eating pebbles and living under a hotel onning.

Which could be... well... different.

:)

[Hugh Junit]

Careful, dim. If you ever make it into the NFL, they'll most likely uncover all the seedy characters you dealt with in the past. You don't want them to know you had ties to the mob ( glances at AL ).
What you need ( Burgess Meredith voice ) is management! I'll take care of ya, Rock....I mean....dim. See, I never had no management! I'm gonna make you tough as nails! You're gonna eat lightning and CRAP thunder. We could go all the way, kid. All the way to the top of the....*reality hits*

Sorry, I just finished watching Rocky I and II on DVD......................... Are there any Doritos left? *slowly reaches for beer*

[dim]

4th Sight even I now how the numbers game works.

It is heads Al wins = Tails you lose

Ain't that right sir?

***Waves as 4th floats on out to the bay.***

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
[B]Careful, dim. If you ever make it into the NFL, they'll most likely uncover all the seedy characters you dealt with in the past.

I'm not seedy, just deranged. :D

[Al Caponeoni]

It's more like this:

Heads = I win
Tails = I win

Simple, huh?

Oh, and for you Hugh, you might want to shut your mouth before it get's a taste of Louisville Slugger.

:p

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
It's more like this:

Heads = I win
Tails = I win

Simple, huh?



Do what it takes. :)

But we'll be thinking of you. :)

[Al Caponeoni]

Ah thank you.

Make sure you get smashed just for me, eh?

:)

Oh, and I will be gone Friday, Saturday, and most of Sunday. But I hope to log on Sunday night.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Ah thank you.

Make sure you get smashed just for me, eh?

:)

Oh, and I will be gone Friday, Saturday, and most of Sunday. But I hope to log on Sunday night.

Where are you going?

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Heads = I win
Tails = I win

no no... its heads i win tails u lose ;)

[Catra]

LoL....

Hmm, DR hitting on the ladies eh? ;) Hmmm... *hides in corner in an attempt not to be hit on*

Wow this thread exploded...

[Snork]

There's only one fair way to settle this.

With a thumb war!

Now you both gotta come and work it out.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
LoL....

Hmm, DR hitting on the ladies eh? ;) Hmmm... *hides in corner in an attempt not to be hit on*

Wow this thread exploded...


Does that include from me? :)

Yeah, it did. That's what happens to threads when I get involved. :) Plus, you see a thread started by Catra, you just gotta check it out. :)

[Catra]

Ah, your too sweet! Yeah, it's almost like a slow live chat in here right now.

Actually, I'm not hiding from *everybody*... *ahem* nevermind, move on...

Besides, DR doesn't want someone else to hit on, he wants someone hitting on him. Damn I have my work cut out for me. Oh, nm, I didn't say that either.

[Al Caponeoni]

Drakon: Or, it can go like this if you want:

You backtalk, I breaka your face.

:D

Snork: To shoot a trailer for a film. I'm not giving you the details yet. Trying to be secretive. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
Ah, your too sweet! Yeah, it's almost like a slow live chat in here right now.

Actually, I'm not hiding from *everybody*... *ahem* nevermind, move on...

Besides, DR doesn't want someone else to hit on, he wants someone hitting on him. Damn I have my work cut out for me. Oh, nm, I didn't say that either.

you could practice on me. :)

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by Catra
Ah, your too sweet! Yeah, it's almost like a slow live chat in here right now


*coughIRCCHATcough*


oh and al... yeah that works too, lol

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Drakon: Or, it can go like this if you want:

You backtalk, I breaka your face.

:D

Snork: To shoot a trailer for a film. I'm not giving you the details yet. Trying to be secretive. :)

Try to help me get into the business too. :)

[Al Caponeoni]

Catra: Snork and I will be your "crash-test dummies", so to speak.

;)

Drakon: Yeah, I thought it would!

:D

Snork: Hell, if you have a couple o' snapshots, you can get in. And have talent of course, but that is a lesser concern.

:)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni


Snork: Hell, if you have a couple o' snapshots, you can get in. And have talent of course, but that is a lesser concern.

:)

I'm definately interested. :)

[Catra]

HOLY cow!!! I leave for like 5 minutes, come back and there are like 9 new posts!! I can't keep up with y'all.... (oh, btw, I am disappearing for a little while, I'll be back soon... Leave me something good to read! :) )

Hmmm, crash test dummies eh? I'll just have to see about that. :)
Oh, wait I didn't say anything... I really didn't... ;) Don't mind what Snork and Al posted... Hehehe...

[Snork]

Nice sig line Catra.

I really like the quote of mine Rescorlian uses. :)

[dim]

Catra is that an official title in your siggy AL has a thread dedicated to official titles you should post him there.

[Snork]

Physical training mentor?

I'm a certified wrestling coach, and was in wrestling myself for 5 years. :)

Hey, can anybody give me an official title, and/or an award? :)

[Catra]

Yeah, Nick's title is official... Where is this thread of official titles?

Hey Al, I need to find you in the lobby sometime... You're from??

Snork, you got in there just as I was typing... Let's see... what to make you?

(BTW, I couldn't stay gone for too long...)

[+He 4th 4sight]

edited for master Snork

[dim]

It is

Assign-o-Title in the General Discussion room Ma'am

Does your mentoring position sound OK or would you like it changed me lady.

[Snork]

Originally posted by +He 4th 4sight
*lands on a Chinese beach... happens to be a communal...* um... I really goto get home... I neeed to try and make money for AL... is there a way you could help? *chinese people talk to each other* in a very intriging accent... yes yes sir you worky for us we make you rich man very rich... /leader mob boss of China +][-][e 4th 4sight... hell no you got problems... plus AL pays me $20... I got to go back sorry guys....*weeeks later* arrives on beach and hands AL a suitcase... this is what I got for leaing chinas mob... hands over 3.29456703620 trillion dollars... eh AL can I get another 20 please?

This is quite offensive.
Leave it to you.....

:)

[dim]

Snork sir I thought your siggy said that NEO gave you and award.

[Catra]

Um, I'm a little scared of it... but yeah, I guess it works.

*prays she doesn't mentor dim into looking like gollum*

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Snork sir I thought your siggy said that NEO gave you and award.

Yes, he did, and he even made me a trophy graphic for my sig line.

An hour later, he was banned and the thread was gone.
I can't even remember what the award was.
Darn DR.
He owes me an award! :D

[dim]

Well that just stinks sir you are a valued member of the forums community not to mention Activity planner. DR should give you an award himself.

***Rushes off with Idea for more post whoring*****

Check out the new thread

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Well that just stinks sir you are a valued member of the forums community not to mention Activity planner. DR should give you an award himself.

***Rushes off with Idea for more post whoring*****

Check out the new thread

Yes, so try to get DR to give me an official OFFICIAL TTAO Award. :D

What new thread?

[dim]

I dont know how to do all the cool links sir just look under General Discussion it is very obvious.

[Hugh Junit]

Originally posted by Snork
Physical training mentor?



You got your title, snork. Don't you worry about mine.:D I can handle myself just fine, believe me.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
You got your title, snork. Don't you worry about mine.:D I can handle myself just fine, believe me.

What if I train you?
Or can you train me to train him to become trainable?

[dim]

Trainable?? but I have been using the paper in the corner for almost 2 years now gentlemen and I hardly have to wear my pullups at night anymore.

[Hugh Junit]

Originally posted by Snork
What if I train you?
Or can you train me to train him to become trainable?

Sounds like a training train. Interesting concept. Tell you what, I'm gonna do most of my training with a beer in my hand ( dim keeps them on ice for me ). Anytime you want to help out, grab a bottle:cool: * slowly reaches for beer *

[Catra]

hahaha...

*jumps on train before it leaves the station* If there is anything I can do... Just let me know. (Wait, nevermind.... I don't think I want to know)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
Sounds like a training train. Interesting concept. Tell you what, I'm gonna do most of my training with a beer in my hand ( dim keeps them on ice for me ). Anytime you want to help out, grab a bottle:cool: * slowly reaches for beer *

A unique way of training.
But sounds good to me. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
hahaha...

*jumps on train before it leaves the station* If there is anything I can do... Just let me know.

Be my friend and come to the TAO party.

[dim]

*** wipes sweat from forehead***
***hands beer to hugh***
Here sir is your beer
***hands beer to Snork***
Here sir is your beer
***hands Kamakazie to Catra***
Here me Lady is your Drink

Now for that fried chicken dinner Hugh said I could have
***starts chasing chickens again***

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by dim
*** wipes sweat from forehead***
***hands beer to hugh***
Here sir is your beer
***hands beer to Snork***
Here sir is your beer
***hands Kamakazie to Catra***
Here me Lady is your Drink

Now for that fried chicken dinner Hugh said I could have
***starts chasing chickens again***

you are 13, dont even joke about drinking

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
you are 13, dont even joke about drinking

He is?
DIM!
SHAME ON YOU!!

Pepsi is good enough for me, so you must stick with it as well.

I never drink anything stronger than Pop. But Pop will drink anything. :D

[dim]

Don't interupt me while I am chasing chickens Ma'am, these little buggers are quick.

[Jeffery]

Hrm....
According to another thread, it wasn;t Kamakazie's that Catra was drinking......

[Catra]

He was handing us drinks Hydrant, he doesn't joke about drinking.

Of course I am a friend Snork... Just tell me when it is! ;)

Oh yeah...

*Pulls out a 22 and shoots a chicken between the eyes for dim.*

There ya are. If ya clean it, I'll cook it for ya.

[+He 4th 4sight]

I drank at 15... but I quit at 16... I dont think underage drinking is bad if you can control it and if you are open about it with your family and friends... also you need to know when to stop... like I started to take 5 shots of whiskey at night... and three glasses of gin and orange juice in the mourning... I lost my girl friend... started to loss alot at tao... and started to do real bad at school... so I quit... btw dim... some of those personalities you knew ... were the drunk me

[Catra]

Yeah, actually, I started drinking (well, not really drinking) when I was 15 too. With my Mom none-the-less. She always said she'd rather I try it there with her than out partying with friends. And ya know what? I was quite the good little girl too.

Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say.... My best friend got me this key chain for my 21'st b-day present:

Finally 21 and legally able to do all the things I've been doing since I was 15.

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by +He 4th 4sight
I drank at 15... but I quit at 16... I dont think underage drinking is bad if you can control it and if you are open about it with your family and friends... also you need to know when to stop... like I started to take 5 shots of whiskey at night... and three glasses of gin and orange juice in the mourning... I lost my girl friend... started to loss alot at tao... and started to do real bad at school... so I quit... btw dim... some of those personalities you knew ... were the drunk me


clearly you couldnt control it. underage drinking is so stupid. Because you are doing it to be "cool" and its just retarded.

[dim]

Thanks for the help me lady but I do believe I will eat this chicken just the way it is.
***gets feather in mouth****
Uh on second thought how do you clean them again Hugh just said I was to try and catch them.

[+He 4th 4sight]

<--- just noticed dim wasnt drinking >.<

[dim]

Dim doesn't drink for dim is allergic to alcohol and benadryl now aint that a kicker the medication the doctor gives me for an allergy I am allergic too

[Snork]

I feel underage drinking is unacceptable.


I'll have to discuss the trip with everybody, especially you Catra, and see what happens.

[Hugh Junit]

Originally posted by dim

Now for that fried chicken dinner Hugh said I could have
***starts chasing chickens again***

Your doing great , dim ( burp) keep it up.
A bit to the left, dont let that little bastard get away!
Speed! Speed is what we need!
We need *takes snork's beer and gives replaces it with Pepsi*
greasy, fast, SPEED!


Oh, and underage drinking is bad, 4sight. Stay in school:)

-A message from your friendly, neighborhood Hugh Junit-

[+He 4th 4sight]

I didnt drink to be cool... I did it with my family... then friends.. then I broke up... after that I lost control


edit: er I am in school summer school I failed english...

[Catra]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
Your doing great , dim ( burp) keep it up.
A bit to the left, dont let that little bastard get away!
Speed! Speed is what we need!
We need *takes snork's beer and gives replaces it with Pepsi*
greasy, fast, SPEED!


Oh, and underage drinking is bad, 4sight. Stay in school:)

-A message from your friendly, neighborhood Hugh Junit-

Hugh, you didn't realize I shot a chicken for him?

[dim]

**** dim gets feathers off chicken found site on web***
Her you go me lady I must get Hugh another beer he will be done with Snorks soon.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
**** dim gets feathers off chicken found site on web***
Her you go me lady I must get Hugh another beer he will be done with Snorks soon.

He stole my beer!!

Well, Pepsi is just fine with me. :D

[Catra]

LoL

Hmmm... soooo many chicken recipes... What would ya like dim? I make some killer baked chicken and rice, but I don't think that would work for you. What about chicken strips? Those I can whip up pretty fast, I'll make ya some fries to go with them too if ya want...

More interesting stuff?? Hmmm, orange chicken? Teriake (how do you spell that word???) chicken? Mmmm, rasberry chicken!!

<--- Just realized she's a bit hungry

[Hydrant]

I basically stopped drinking soda

like a month or so ago I was like... hey I think Ill stop drinking soda

mmm gatorade

[Snork]

I cooked chicken fingers tonight. :D

[Jeffery]

chicken fingers, chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, fried chicken, baked chicken, broiled chicken, boiled chicken, grilled chicken, BBQ chicken, terriyaki chicken, stir fry chicken, generals TAO's chicken, chicken gumbo, cajun chicken, chicken patty, fettuchini alfredo with fresh lemon chicken