Hi Everybody!

[Snork]

Hi.
It's me, the mighty international hero Snork!

I'd just like to take this opportunity to officially announce my return to the forums.
I've been back for a while, but I'm arrogant and feel I deserve a return thread. :)

I've spent the night shamelessly pm'ing everybody I've seen online, just to say hi.

If you'd like to drop me a line and say hi, , tell me how you are, or just want to clarify the restraining order, feel free to do so. :)

Snorkland is open for business, and we're happy to serve the people. :)

[DKR]

Hey Snork.

Why is it my inbox fills so dam quickly when it has only like 5 messages in? O.o'

Don't get it :/

[Snork]

Originally posted by DKR
Hey Snork.

Why is it my inbox fills so dam quickly when it has only like 5 messages in? O.o'

Don't get it :/

I've been trying to send you a message, but your inbox was full.
I have over a dozen from the past hour in there, plus many from as long as 5 months ago.

Oh well.
Good to be back.

Hi. :)

[Duffman]

Weeeeeeeee snorkland!!! i wanna go for a ride... Wait... No I don't.

*waves to Snork*

DKR Maybe you have heaps in your Sent Messages folder that are taking up space... Also your banner is distracting me from finishing my sentances.

Nice to.
Good.
Snork.

[Al Caponeoni]

Welcome back.

:D

[h()()t]

Hey welcome back snork. I have missed your post's.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Duffman
Weeeeeeeee snorkland!!! i wanna go for a ride... Wait... No I don't.


Good call. :)

I might spend tonight pm'ing everybody again, establishing my presence here. :)

For now, I'm gonna.....I don't know. :(

[Snork]

Originally posted by h()()t
Hey welcome back snork. I have missed your post's.

HEY!!!!
Where've you been?
I haven't seen you for months.
How are things?

[h()()t]

I don't post that much any more. But I read about every post made. Just takes to much time to type somthing up. Maby that has to do with my lazyness.

[xyxaxyz2]

Hi. Things were better when you were posting. Welcome back. :)

[Hydrant]

now if only we can hog tie LJ and make him come back these forums will be awesome again

but seriously welcome back!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Welcomes! Maybe before the end of June or some time in July this place will be back up and exciting again.

[Snork]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
Welcomes! Maybe before the end of June or some time in July this place will be back up and exciting again.

Well, I'm doing my best to cause something.
Trying to stir up memories for old members, make them want to return.
Let's go find Killer_kev. :)

Thanks for the support everybody!
It's great to be back! :)

[noidea]

i had a feeling that the forums were incomplete,welcome back snork.

[dim]

HE HE Snork is the man I got money that you will catch bootsie by the end of the summer sir.
""""""YOU ARE MY FORUMS GOD SIR""""""""

he he is it just me or does anyone else hope that DKR looks remotely like her banner. OMG if only there were more women out there that looked like her.



YOU GO DIANE
Diane for QUEEN dethrone the powers that be.

[DKR]

~Blinks~

lol ok...

I have an odd resembelance to the picture but not majorly. Blonde hair, blue eyes and i'm thin so uh yeah... sorta close... lol

[Snork]

Hey!

Everybody go here and post;

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9122

:D

Aren't I shameless?

DKR, I especially mean you, you rock.
And dim, you're welcome everywhere I go.

You people are great. :D

[Omega_Paladin]

Snork, are you doing mescaline jello cubes again?

LJ is in rehab right now (again) so he might not make it back anytime soon. But lets just hope tha the one hundred fifty third time is the charm :D


This place might pick up as a few more old timers come back, as there is only really 20-30 people that do any kind of serious long term posting here.


As for me, well FF XI has kind of taken TAOs spot and AF forums are always calling even though there isn't alot of action on the Past Z cars sections...and speaking of which...once I get the Z running again my life expectancy will drop from about another 60 years with average luck to about 3.5 hours with a freakin miracle and a platoon of angles on my side.


But damn it will be a ride :D

[cooper]

hey snork, I'm cooper 1, you dont know me wel, but you told me to post something so.....here it is. (.)(.)
[]
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[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by DKR
Why is it my inbox fills so dam quickly when it has only like 5 messages in? O.o'
Your sent messages contribute to filling your maximum PM box size. Delete messages from the Sent folder, and you should be good to go.

[Snork]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
Your sent messages contribute to filling your maximum PM box size. Delete messages from the Sent folder, and you should be good to go.

After sending/receiving all my PM's, good thing I've been emptying it as I go. :)

[dim]

Hey big guy did you bring any pepsi's or dorito's

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Hey big guy did you bring any pepsi's or dorito's

Yeah, but I ate them.
My comeback has taken a lot of energy, and I've needed lots of snacks to keep going.

I'll get you more. :)

Wow, you've really been following me, eh? :)

[dim]

ha ha you said I could.
Besides that is one thing I have learned in my short life.
If you want to be the best you must learn from the best.
Hence I follow you and bootsie in the forums and in the game
I am CLAN NETJAK.COM.

Long live the power of family!!!!!

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
ha ha you said I could.
Besides that is one thing I have learned in my short life.
If you want to be the best you must learn from the best.
Hence I follow you and bootsie in the forums and in the game
I am CLAN NETJAK.COM.

Long live the power of family!!!!!

Well, you're doing an outstanding job of following me. :)

Now send me some PM's, so we can work on that. :)

[dim]

LMAO

Ha Ha I am a boy I don't have PMs

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Snork
Well, you're doing an outstanding job of following me. :)

Now send me some PM's, so we can work on that. :)


ooohhh snork has a stalker/groupie


tee hee hee

[dim]

Are you jealous sir?
I could follow you around too.
But Snorks' posts seem to have more substance.

[Hydrant]

I am NOT a substance abuser

er.. I mean

hello.... :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Are you jealous sir?
I could follow you around too.
But Snorks' posts seem to have more substance.

First of all, Hyrant is a sexy lady, not a guy. :)

Send me some private messages so I can teach you the fine art of whatever that is. :)

[Bottle]

Originally posted by Snork
Hi.

Hi:D

[dim]

Bootsie you are back.
Sorry sir Snork is on a ride to the top and I am hanging on for dear life. So you will have to forgive me if I dont harrass you for a couple of weeks sir.

[drakonfire]

man... after following bottle and snork around u would think dim would have more posts... but somehow he has less than 300 posts while still following 2 of our resident post whores... how do u manage that?



sry if that seemed random, i hadnt posted anything here and i need an excuse... hey snork ;)

[dim]

Well sir If it is possible for you to check my posts you will see I made a couple of random posts way back when I was a kid. Now however over the last week I have been following the almighty Snork. At my current rate of postation **I think thats a word***
I should be able to break the 1000 post mark sometime in mid JULY.

***Steals bottles rifle and takes carefull aim @ post #1000***

[drakonfire]

ah yes, the classic register and dont post for forever and a day... i did that, i think i had like 2 posts in my first 3 or 4 weeks of being a member of the forum... and now look at me... 1.5k in posts and counting, yikes! (its official... i have no life)

[dim]

I must thank you Mr. fire sir for now that you have posted it gives me a reason to post #250
YEAH I am 1/4 the way to 1000

[Al Caponeoni]

Dim, I can give you a title you can put in your siggy.

Dim: TAO's Official ~Yongster That Can Kick Your Ass~

[dim]

Thanks for the Title sir but I have forgot how to quote things to add to my Siggy. I am after all not part of the computer generation. I am half nerd half jock, I don't know what to do sometimes. I mean I have my friends on the football field and baseball, then I have my friends that I take classes with. I am the only person in after school sports that is taking a class that contains honors in the title. The kicks Arse thing is so very close sir for I do not know if you know or even care but as folks in banff can tell you and jeffery picture page will soon show you I am 13 years old 6'2" and over 300 lbs. Just for the record I am not the shortest in my family but one of the shortest Dad is 6'8" and claims he is just over 300 moms says he is more like 400+ LOL

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim

Sorry sir Snork is on a ride to the top and I am hanging on for dear life. So you will have to forgive me if I dont harrass you for a couple of weeks sir.

I believe I can help.
I'll follow Bottle around harrassing him, and you can tag along and help. :D

Bottle, how does that sound? It's for a good cause. :)

[dim]

He He
It sounds like what do they call those a MAMBA LINE

la la cha cha la la cha cha

[Snork]

Originally posted by drakonfire
man... after following bottle and snork around u would think dim would have more posts... but somehow he has less than 300 posts while still following 2 of our resident post whores... how do u manage that?



hey snork ;)

Well, just give us time.
I'm training my apprentice to be a mighty post beast. :)
Soon he'll rocket to the top.

Hi drakonfire. :)

[dim]

HE HE
Look sir while you were gone I have closed in on 300

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
HE HE
Look sir while you were gone I have closed in on 300

The threads I subscribe to are going so fast I can't keep up.
I can't keep up?
That tells you how fast it's going right now. :D

[+He 4th 4sight]

hello

[Snork]

Originally posted by +He 4th 4sight
hello

Who are you?
Your posts suck, you need more content. :)

[dim]

Sir noone can expect you to keep up but you must finish and you are handicapped sir becuase you are PMing also

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by dim
HE HE
Look sir while you were gone I have closed in on 300


i'm thinking u'll hit that 1k mark well before the middle of july at this rate, lol

[+He 4th 4sight]

I am not pmsing...

[dim]

Well you would be if one of your other personalities happened to be a girl 4th sight

[drakonfire]

dim have u been off the forums at all today? j/w lol

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Well you would be if one of your other personalities happened to be a girl 4th sight

he's so confused even he doesn't know what he's pretending to be some days.

[ChingyDTP]

lol well all i have 2 say is sup snork i jus decided 2 check out the forums and i think ill get that restraining order after i go on the rides in snorkland :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by ChingyDTP
lol well all i have 2 say is sup snork i jus decided 2 check out the forums and i think ill get that restraining order after i go on the rides in snorkland :)

Hey, how you doing?

Do I get a PM from you? :)

Did I remember to send you one?

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9122

How are you?

[dim]

I don't have time to get off the forums sir. Besides if I did I am so wired right now I might do something stupid like clean my room. Trust me no one and I mean no one wants to know whats under my bed especially me.

[drakonfire]

Originally posted by dim
Trust me no one and I mean no one wants to know whats under my bed especially me.


ROFL!!! hmm... the only thing under my bed is another bed... (trundle) now as to whats in my closet... *shudders*

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Trust me no one and I mean no one wants to know whats under my bed especially me.

Yeah, what you have on your computer is nasty enough.... :D

[dim]

I am sorry I can not help it if I have an old nasty computer dad will not even cough up the $200 to buy one of those cheap Dells. I am still using the one he had in High School.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I am sorry I can not help it if I have an old nasty computer dad will not even cough up the $200 to buy one of those cheap Dells. I am still using the one he had in High School.

Go to a government auction and see what you can pick up.

[drakonfire]

mow LOTS of lawns (http://www.koobox.com)

[dim]

I have the money no problem sir both my parents have good jobs and I get a good allowance and grandma is always slipping me extra cash like $20 for taking out the trash and stuff like that. It is the point of letting me spend it.
My dad almost runs a hospital and gets his suits from Good Will!

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I have the money no problem sir both my parents have good jobs and I get a good allowance and grandma is always slipping me extra cash like $20 for taking out the trash and stuff like that. It is the point of letting me spend it.
My dad almost runs a hospital and gets his suits from Good Will!

I'll talk to him.
I've taken Logic 100, Psychology, and Philosophy in University.

I know how to convince people. :D

[ChingyDTP]

lol whats under your bed?old playboy mags?:rolleyes: :p and an old comp thats been here since your dad went 2 hs? wow i think it shouldve xploded already :p

[dim]

SHHHH
the playboy mags are in dads sock drawer along side of the videos. He thinks that I don't know but I do and someday I am going to look at them sir.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
SHHHH
the playboy mags are in dads sock drawer along side of the videos. He thinks that I don't know but I do and someday I am going to look at them sir.

He refers to every day since we was 10 as 'someday'. :D

[ChingyDTP]

hey when that "someday" comes can i take a gander 2? :rolleyes:

[Snork]

Originally posted by ChingyDTP
hey when that "someday" comes can i take a gander 2? :rolleyes:

You better be over 18 Mr Uptown! :)

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

however off topic this may be, im not sure... but heres one for the record books.

SNORK IS THE COOLEST GUY OF ALL TIME! :D :cool:

[Snork]

Originally posted by Xiao Cloud inc.
however off topic this may be, im not sure... but heres one for the record books.

SNORK IS THE COOLEST GUY OF ALL TIME! :D :cool:

:D
Thank you.
It's good to be appreciated. :)
After all, my antics are mostly for the amusement of the forum members. :)

Can you post that here?
http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9122
:D

[dim]

LOL Xiao see Snork is our resedant ambassidor of just being an all around great guy. Do you guys have an equivalent in Legends, I know it might be hard buy you must have someone beside JC that could come close to the great SNORK

[Snork]

I'm a man of the people.
I live to give. :D

[ChingyDTP]

then can u give me some money snork? :)

[dim]

Hey Chingy are you Italian?

If you are go See Al he might give you a job.

AL Caponeoni making it a better world by being an all around NICE GUY!!!!!!

[+He 4th 4sight]

lol... gives Chingy a coner to run nubers on...

[Al Caponeoni]

Hey hey hey. I'm back.

You a shylock Ching? If so, welcome to the family.

Oh, here ya' go.

*hands dim a wad o' hundreds this time*

Your movin' up kid.

:)

[Omega_Paladin]

Hey now...We already got someone working the West Coast operations....we don't need any turf wars here...

Otherwise noted that dim will get added to the Phone Book provided Snarr ever moves it back to the General Forum where it belongs.

[h()()t]

O ya Ig ot that pm...Kinda pointless.:p

[dim]

No not the phonebook I have to keep invisible so I can run errands for Al. If I am in the phonebook I will no longer be untraceable.
***Dim vanishes under the hat and cloak and disappears into the darkness behind the steam rising from the street drains.***

[Omega_Paladin]

Man you tagged already, the FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF and CBS all got your number.

[dim]

No one has my number Al has taken care of everything.

[Omega_Paladin]

And who is one of the first entries in the Phone Book, Al.


You're marked.


Watch for laser dots.

[dim]

The only reason he is not the first is becuase Micky and Bruno have not been able to locate the individuals above him to persuade them to change their names. So that AL can be on top where he rightfully belongs.

[Omega_Paladin]

That doesn't negate the point that you are marked by everyone down to the post office. Al only gets off because hes rich enough to afford great lawyers.

You on the other hand are a low level lackey that will hang in place of Al.


Welcome to the mob, kid.

[nads]

edit

[Omega_Paladin]

Put the beer down


That should help


Or better yet, chug the beer and write whatever comes to mind

[dim]

Nah I am not a lacky of the Mob
Al is a legitimate teacher of Business at the University of Netjak.
He is one of the cooler teachers becuase we have field trips for every class. He picks me up and we go around the streets and he teaches me things. Al has no connections with organized crime everyone is just jealous of his success.

[Omega_Paladin]

I think Al might argue that...unofficially of course...

[dim]

Unofficially of course you know Al is a legite business man. ; )

[Omega_Paladin]

Hes legit like APZs face.

[dim]

EWWWW APZ is going to see that and you will be in trouble sir.

[Omega_Paladin]

Why do people keep thinking I say stuff behind peoples backs?

I said that to his illegit face in the other thread.

[dim]

You are the man sir to bad you are really a banana

[Omega_Paladin]

You are the man sir


Thats good. Keep that up.