Pm from snork

[Mr. Mud]

anyone else get a pm from snork, he said he was pming everone (anyone else think hes finaly lost it?)

[Cavour]

Not I... Snork doesnt like me enough...

[Ark Knight]

I didn't get one...

[Cavour]

Nevermind, got one :p

[Ark Knight]

Me too :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

PM's, great stuff. :D

[Snork]

None shall escape my greetings!! :)

I'm going down the list of who's online whenever I'm log in. :D

[Ark Knight]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
PM's, great stuff. :D
Indeed, indeed...

[drakonfire]

i just got one from him, lol...

[Snork]

Between today and last night, I have no idea how many I sent.

Could be 20, or could be up to 30.

Hey, could a mod check on this? :D

[xyxaxyz2]

I got one too. :) Last on the list I see. :)

[genghiskahn16]

hey dnork i have a question how are u going to get more "well known" if noone writes bak and ur jus making ppl hate u because ur jus pm'imng ppl who dont want one from u i dont get it o well

[Snork]

Originally posted by genghiskahn16
hey dnork i have a question how are u going to get more "well known" if noone writes bak and ur jus making ppl hate u because ur jus pm'imng ppl who dont want one from u i dont get it o well

They are writing back. :)

Hey, even you responded.
Now you know me. :)

[Hydrant]

i havent gotten a pm :[

[thrdflrmshr]

What you should really do is write some VB code to access the SQL database and write a PM to every single member, active or not.

[Snork]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
What you should really do is write some VB code to access the SQL database and write a PM to every single member, active or not.

How do I do that?

Damn, I really am a trouble maker..... :D

[nads]

Snork
06-22-2004 07:10 PM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

I'm not sure if he PM'd me or not, and frankly, I don't care either.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
i havent gotten a pm :[

That's because you haven't been on.

I've been rampaging through the who's online list, inbetween posting and installing computer updates. :)

I'm trying to get to everybody.

[Hydrant]

I have so been on... look at me.. on

:p

[Elentari]

That was pretty mean nads... snork has more to contribute than a lot of people on here, and it's a lot less nonsense than what OP posts.


I got one too! Whee!

[Hydrant]

yay I got one... i feel so special

[Serge]

Hah, I got one too, in fact, I have a couple PMs from snork in my inbox, so there. :P

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by Snork
How do I do that?

Damn, I really am a trouble maker..... :D
You start by stealing Visual Basic 6. Or buy it.

[Snork]

Originally posted by nads
Snork
06-22-2004 07:10 PM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

I'm not sure if he PM'd me or not, and frankly, I don't care either.

For the record, I didn't PM him, I've only been PMing people I see online.

Sorry Hydrant, guess I didn't see you earlier. :)

Just for his rudeness, which I find amusing, since my whole goal was to gain attention, and here he is giving me attention, I'm gonna get a pm through to him. :)

[Serge]

Should I copy your PM and PM it to him?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Originally posted by Snork
Just for his rudeness, which I find amusing, since my whole goal was to gain attention, and here he is giving me attention, I'm gonna get a pm through to him. :)

Go Snork you the man! Crazy attention whore. :p

[GreenSamurai]

i got one

[Snork]

Originally posted by Serge
Should I copy your PM and PM it to him?

:D Yes you should! :D

I'm also gonna make a user name, "Unblockable" and pm him. :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by GreenSamurai
i got one

Yeah.
I wasn't sure who you were, but you were online, so there was no stopping me. :)

[Serge]

Originally posted by Snork
:D Yes you should! :D

I'm also gonna make a user name, "Unblockable" and pm him. :D

Oh, nvm I deleted the PM, whoops.

[Jeffery]

Wow, i feel extra special. I had 5 snorkies!

[Snork]

Originally posted by Jeffery
Wow, i feel extra special. I had 5 snorkies!

I kept seeing you on, so I kept sending them. :)
That's the price you pay for being on too long. :)

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm suprised DR hasn't come on here and said something like, stop wasting my stuff... or something. Anywho, I just feel like sending out random PM's to everyone that has 0 posts.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Serge
Should I copy your PM and PM it to him?

I sent you one to forward to him, or cut and paste. :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
I'm suprised DR hasn't come on here and said something like, stop wasting my stuff... or something. Anywho, I just feel like sending out random PM's to everyone that has 0 posts.

No two messages I sent were the same, they were all typed individually.
Hydrant, what was yours about? :p

Anyway, I did get a few people with 0 or 1 posts.
In that case, I always included a welcome to the forum, courtesy of the Amazing, or Heroic, or Prolific Poster Snork!

Oh, I'm sure I'll hear from DR. In the Party Thread, I started up the party at DR's place idea again. :)

Banned? I'll be lucky if he doesn't track me down and beat me senseless. :D

[Hydrant]

my snorky pms have been sauceome!

[Catra]

Krikey's I've been Snorked!

I do believe you have lost it to, but that's ok, join the club! ;)

Btw, you may want to give them a link to the party thread... just for the lazy people (like me) who don't want to hunt it down.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9100

[Snork]

I need a mod to check how many people have been welcomed into Snorkland. :)

It's been going pretty well so far, my quest to become well known. :D

Maybe well enough to have a TAO get together.
For info, see the Party Thread, pages 6, and possibly 5. :D

[Rescorlian]

*starts jumping up and down widly* I GOT A PM FROM SNORK!!! WHAT DO I WIN?! *realises there's no prize and everyone else got one* Snork, I'll have my revenge!! *sends fleet of liluputians after snork* You better wath out!! They'll be getting there in a week and or so, ooooo man, they're goona kick your *get's attacked by own liliputians* AHHHHHHHH! *grabs shotgun*

[CENSORED]

Anyway's, yeah I got a pm from snork, do I really win nothing? :(

[Snork]

And somebody has forwarded one of the PM's to nadsie. :D

He should have known better than to wander in and taunt me. :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian


Anyway's, yeah I got a pm from snork, do I really win nothing? :(

You win my friendship.
And if you need, I'll print out a certificate that says you're cool, sign it, and mail it to you.

[Medemia]

Who is this crazy Snork guy that keeps PM'ing me? And why does he keep asking for pictures of my feet without socks on.... that's just strange.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Medemia
Who is this crazy Snork guy that keeps PM'ing me? And why does he keep asking for pictures of my feet without socks on.... that's just strange.

Hey, I told you everybody got different versions. :D

[Rescorlian]

Well that's a good prize, I'm happy. But I want the certifiacte aswell.. only, I can't remember my adress..... who am I? I HAVE... AMNESIA *bad soap opera* ahem *straightens shirt collar*

I'm glad I'm not the only one medemia, but for some weird reason he asked me to cover minewith green jello first!! weird....

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
who am I? I HAVE... AMNESIA

I'm glad I'm not the only one medemia, but for some weird reason he asked me to cover minewith green jello first!! weird....

You're Snork. You're bugging everybody with PMs. :)

Well, that proves it, everybody got a different version. :)

[Rescorlian]

I'm snork? Damnit do I feel sorry for myself :D

Indeed it seems so, and here I'd a just created a spam pm *sooooo lazy* :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
I'm snork? Damnit do I feel sorry for myself :D

Indeed it seems so, and here I'd a just created a spam pm *sooooo lazy* :D

No, they're actually quite different.
Some in a row might be similar for a while, then I'll switch it up.
But every one started from scratch.
you all deserve a personal letter. :)

[Serge]

Snork sent one of his PM's to DR. Hopefully it's not one requesting for a sockless photo...

[Hydrant]

woo for snorky pms!!

I shall call him snorky and he shall be mine and he shall be my snorky Come on, snorky Come on, little snorky

[Snork]

Yeah, I sent a PM to DR.

And a mildly naughty one to Hydrant. :)

Other than that, I'm just trying to get famous. :)

[Rescorlian]

*kneels over laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*pokes snork in th ribs*squishy snorky... pfffffft. :D

That was awsome, oh snorky, I think you may have just had a nickname made to add to the list of opposite sex names *regina, snarretta* :D

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Snork
Yeah, I sent a PM to DR.
And a mildly naughty one to Hydrant. :)
Other than that, I'm just trying to get famous. :)

that wasnt naughty. it was nice. I mean naughty is like.. there once was a man from nantucket kinda thing

and that snorky thing was a blatant Finding Nemo ripoff

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
*kneels over laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*pokes snork in th ribs*squishy snorky... pfffffft. :D

That was awsome, oh snorky, I think you may have just had a nickname made to add to the list of opposite sex names *regina, snarretta* :D

Actually, the city I live in is called Regina.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
that wasnt naughty. it was nice. I mean naughty is like.. there once was a man from nantucket kinda thing



Oh, I thought the naked suggestions might have been out of line.
It's good to see I'm still in the boundries of acceptable harrassment.

Oh...I hope I don't get banned for this. :)

Hey! I forgot to get Snarr, Aro23R, and some other guy.

[Rescorlian]

I'm well aware of that.. that's rogue's girl name. Anyway's, I'm gonna quit posting now before you get me all addicted again and I end up spending 8 hours a day here again. (I ALREADY WENT THROUGH TWELVE STEPS!!! YOU WANT ME TO DO 24?!?!?) :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
I'm well aware of that.. that's rogue's girl name. Anyway's, I'm gonna quit posting now before you get me all addicted again and I end up spending 8 hours a day here again. (I ALREADY WENT THROUGH TWELVE STEPS!!! YOU WANT ME TO DO 24?!?!?) :D

Rescie...ick...
Recsorlian...that's better.
Come back for a game or two a day, or 10 posts a day.
It's all about limiting yourself, and enjoying the time you do have. :)

We miss you man.
Come back when you can.

[theburning]

I've gotten HUNDREDS!

Snork is practically my best friend on here !!!!!!!!

[Jeffery]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
I'm well aware of that.. that's rogue's girl name. Anyway's, I'm gonna quit posting now before you get me all addicted again and I end up spending 8 hours a day here again. (I ALREADY WENT THROUGH TWELVE STEPS!!! YOU WANT ME TO DO 24?!?!?) :D

Yay. TAO is tougher than crack again! Resc is back, and won't be allowed to leave again.

[Snork]

Originally posted by theburning
I've gotten HUNDREDS!

Snork is practically my best friend on here !!!!!!!!

:D
I try to make the forums a better place. :D

Other than Nads and genghiskahn16(who called me dnork), people seem ok with my wacky idea going here. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by genghiskahn16
hey dnork i have a question how are u going to get more "well known" if noone writes bak and ur jus making ppl hate u because ur jus pm'imng ppl who dont want one from u i dont get it o well

You were saying? :D

So, you really didn't like my PM?

I even agreed with your political views. :)

[Hugh Junit]

As requested, I am posting to confirm that I did , most definately, recieve a pm from snork. Furthermore, I want to say........um.......well.........I suppose...........hmm. Well, I guess my job is done. Did I do that right? * slowly reaches for beer *:)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
hmm. Well, I guess my job is done. Did I do that right? * slowly reaches for beer *:)

Yes you did.

All I'm looking for is proof that people know who I am, so that my fame can spread.
Even negative messages like nads posted are good, he showed he cares enough to stop in to insult me. :D

I must use my fame for the greater good of TAO. :)

[Snork]

Good lord, I just PM'd myself.

I'm out of control! :D

[DivineRight]

the only person allowed to come over to my house is myburning. Snork, you wild and crazy animal, sorry ;)

[Snork]

Originally posted by DivineRight
the only person allowed to come over to my house is myburning. Snork, you wild and crazy animal, sorry ;)

Screw you hippie. :D

Just teasing.

Oh come on, I'll bring beer. :)

I'm planning on coming to Edmonton, so I'm hoping you'll let me stop in and say hi.

And seriously, after all I've done in here, you know you're dying to see what I'm like in person. :D

HEY, I just realized DR responded to my PM! YAY!! Wow, am I ever slow. :D

DR, did you see the Party thread?
What about having a get together?
Would you do it out there?
Would you try and help have one here?

I'm totally serious, with my new found fame of sorts, let's make something happen.

It brings your company publicity that people will travel far and wide to meet each other.
We'll call it a business decision.

Anyway, back to me.

YAY!!! :D

[Duffman]

I hereby achknoledge with god as my witness that i recieved 2 PM's of varying nature from the in question member of TAO. And i was online when he started this whole shinanigan.

May i suggest a boost to the server limits to cope with Snorks return?

[abyaly]

snork, you shouldnt bug people on AIM when they're bored, half asleep, and incoherect. I would never have done those things, which will not be mentioned, if I was fully aware of what was going on.

[Snork]

Originally posted by abyaly
snork, you shouldnt bug people on AIM when they're bored, half asleep, and incoherect. I would never have done those things, which will not be mentioned, if I was fully aware of what was going on.

Geez, I just wanted to know what you were wearing.
Is that a crime?

:)

[noidea]

i recieved one pm from snork, wow my day is complete now :D .
come on people!, everybody who recieved a pm from snork must post here.

[DeadFishGuy]

Got one.

Bit random.

[Snork]

Originally posted by DeadFishGuy
Got one.

Bit random.

Hey, now I remember you!

Didn't I pm you 3 times earlier today or was that yesterday?

Then I got you just a while ago.

.....I'm out of control.
I'm going to bed.
Later everybody. :)

[Rescorlian]

Out of control is right, from the time of the initial pm, o when I logged off, I got a total of 12 pm's (IN ONE HOUR) I hereby proclaim snork the pm master!! I'll have a pm whore trophy ready for you.. some time in the near future :D

[Catra]

Guess the most awesome Snork likes me... I got another...

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
Guess the most awesome Snork likes me... I got another...


Well, I think you totally rock.

And I'm right. :)

[Omega_Paladin]

I got some...said something about Xerents house and zoom lenses...I didn't really want to read the second one after that...



And DR, I might save you some time and pain as I have located a picture of Snork already, in his native habitate too.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1004/DancingClams.jpg


And damnit Snork, if you going to be here you better postwhore it up again. :D

[cooper]

Oh no, i got pm'ed by S N O R K!!!!!! what will i do? help me please, any1??
(.)(.)

\__/

[Twelve]

Ummm..I got a pm...and um...yeah, I know Snork.


*whispers*

(Snork, did I do it right?)


12

[Snork]

Originally posted by Twelve
Ummm..I got a pm...and um...yeah, I know Snork.


*whispers*

(Snork, did I do it right?)


12

You've shown you know I exist.
that's perfect. :)

Hey, I didn't start this.
But when I saw it, I'm such a self promoting glory hog, I just had to run with it.

I love all you people.
you're the reason why I come to the forums. :D

[Navarre]

Thanks for the PM's Snork. Of course I remember you. Why back in the day when I was a Grey (Canadian Spelling), we wanted to be voyeurs together...I wanna watch too! (http://img39.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img39&image=picture4.jpg) :D

[thrdflrmshr]

I'm still waiting on mine...

I've been on the forums since last night, and no sign of any Snorkel.

[roody poo]

Originally posted by Snork
You've shown you know I exist.
that's perfect. :)


How could we not know you exist bud?

[wbwgr]

he wont get me...im invisible...

[clay]

i got 2 from him and the second one had a link to this thread.

[Xedd]

I got one 5 seconds after registering

[ReNeGAdE]

i got a PM, and yes he's lost it.

[Lord Achilles]

I didn't. Damn you Boba Fart.

[dim]

HE HE HE
I got a pm too but I got something better than a PM which you all did not recieve for I am SPECIAL.
Not only becuase I am an individual but becuase the teachers tell me that is why I get to ride the short bus!!!!!LOL

Now to the good part you all will be jealous
Snork gave me (yes ME) permission to follow him around the
forums and be my posting mentor.

Yeah for DIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[ck1]

I didn't get one..........:confused:

[Al Caponeoni]

C'mon Snork, oh Snorkiness. I want a PM!

:)

[dim]

What happened to DR if theburning is the only one allowed to come to his house, Maybe we can have the party in his front yard.
I could bring my tent and with the bus we would have a little room to sleep.

DR how big is your yard sir?

[truffleshfl]

Snork I changed my banner just like you asked, except I like this truffle shuffle pic. better.

[Office_Shredder]

I never got a PM!

*wonders how long ago this became off topic*

[dim]

OFF Topic this is not off topic sir.
BTW are you a mister potatoe head fan sir?

[Hydrant]

no more off topicness.... thread jacking is annoying

[Snork]

Ok, I'll address everything here.

For all those who didn't get a pm, be patient. :)
I'm getting to you.
I've been getting people as I see them.
So ironically, a good way to get one is to post here. :)

roody poo, people might not know me because I'm shy, and rarely post, or involve myself in the forum.
I'm also not very good at the game, so not many would know me from in game.

clay, well, feel important then.

Xedd, isn't it nice that as soon as you register, a long time forum member welcomes you, and tells you if you need help just call? :)

Renegade, you didn't answer my PM. I forgot, did we used to be allies or enemies?

Yes Dim, follow me. :)

Also for Dim, we'll be having a party somewhere. Either at DR's, or if anybody wants, y'all can come here. :)

Mr. TruffleShfl, that's great. A pic from one of the best and at the same time worst movie moments of all time. :D

Office....off topic???? This IS what the thread was about. I just started sending off dozens of pms for some reason one night. :)

Hydrant, yes it is. ....um...sorry for all the times I've done it.

Anyway, I'm gonna get back to PMing some people I missed.
I'll be back soon. :D

[Hydrant]

well ok thread jacking is ok as long as it is smooth and pointful.. and done by professionals :]

[dim]

Let me guess sir are you a professional?

***points and snickers***
whispers to snork
"it is ok to be a post whore but to declare that one is a PROFESSIONAL whore that is going a bit far. Someone should notify the VICE SQUAD."

[Necca]

yeah i got one from snork. For some reason he told me he had to take a crap... :D

[dim]

Be happy for as Snork posted he is very shy.
So for him to have shared such a personal experience
he must really like you.

[Snork]

Yes, I believe I am a pro thread jacker/post whore/now pm whore. :D

But I'm still shy.

Necca, I did not!! ....I just implied it. :p
You're bad. :)

[iron-rain]

lol, snork I got one!

[Snork]

That 60 second rule is really slowing me down.

Can I be exempt from it?

Or is it in place to try and stop what I'm doing?

:D

[ChingyDTP]

FINALLY I CAN POST :D:D :D :D well i got 1 yesterday so sup snork i already kno u so......well my work is done :) *slowly reaches for a beer and some weed and some crack *who cares if im underage :p * AND NO IM NOT SHARING :p :p

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by ChingyDTP
FINALLY I CAN POST :D:D :D :D well i got 1 yesterday so sup snork i already kno u so......well my work is done :) *slowly reaches for a beer and some weed and some crack *who cares if im underage :p * AND NO IM NOT SHARING :p :p

yeah you go ahead and keep all that...

Ill stick with snorky pms, ginger ale, and good ole fashion s'mores

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
yeah you go ahead and keep all that...

Ill stick with snorky pms, ginger ale, and good ole fashion s'mores

Snorky pms....

As we discussed, are you using that as a verb, or a noun? :D

[Hydrant]

I believe that was more of an Adjective

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
I believe that was more of an Adjective

How totally humiliating, but I don't know what that is.

Can you believe that I'm in university, and still don't understand basic English?
And not only that, I'm doing well. :D

[sOOisiDal]

I to was humbled in recieving a PM from the lovable BUT almighty Snork.

[sOOisiDal]

I am blessed at recieving TWO pm's from the great ruler Snork!



I now dub myself the coolest second ONLY to Snork.

[Snork]

This is great.

Not only am I getting a lot of posts, and PMs back (HA to that guy on page 1) :) but now I have people ranking themselves compared to me, being my groupies, and I'm getting quoted in peoples sigs. :)

Life is great this week. :D

[sOOisiDal]

I now dub myself Snorks Official Groupie.

[Snork]

Originally posted by sOOisiDal
I now dub myself Snorks Official Groupie.

Sweet!
Now I have two!

Hey, anybody out there I missed? :)

[Megabyte]

i've gotten three...how do i add ppl to my ignore list? :P damn pm spammers

[Snork]

Originally posted by Megabyte
i've gotten three...how do i add ppl to my ignore list? :P damn pm spammers

I'll pm you and tell you. :p

I'm going to bed.

I'll continue tomorrow. Or maybe my work is done. I've gotten so many, including myself. Maybe I'll get Thunder-k9, and then the onslaught will be over. :)

Seriously, nice to see you again Megabyte. :)

[monkus]

I got a pm from him. And, for my convenience, he even gave me a link to this thread and told me to report said pm'ing. Hehe :)

[Dark-Death]

yep i got 1 :) i think its only going to army users

[sOOisiDal]

Originally posted by Megabyte
i've gotten three...how do i add ppl to my ignore list? :P damn pm spammers




GASP!


I now declare i'm not a Snork groupie anymore!

[Red Fire]

Yep I got one
Thanks Snork
I'm so popular

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

i indeed also got one. thanks snork!

[dim]

Ha Ha soosi

I am the president of the Snork fan club.
As well as devoted forums follower.

[Al Caponeoni]

Got mine!

Snork... I will cherish this forever...

Not really, but thanks anyway!!!

:D

[bludhoundz]

Awww....None for me :(
Oh well, I'm on sometimes. I'll get one eventually :)

[dim]

Hang in there blud sir Snork is trying the best he can after all didn't DR say that there are like 50,000 accounts on each of the 3 servers.

[Snork]

Got him. :)

My comeback is almost complete. :)

I must now make the transition into regular forum weirdo. :)

I will post an announcement about my comeback and transition soon.
After that, it will be business as unusual for me. :)

But of course, anybody that ever wants a pm will get one, just alert me, and I'll get on it. :)

I am, and always will be, a man of the people. :D

[Snork]

Hi.

For anybody that mentioned you didn't get one, and quickly got one, feel free to mention it, so I can keep track. :)

[Catra]

While I didn't get another one, I have to come back just to say Snork, man, you are one awesome dude.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Catra
While I didn't get another one

Yes you did. :D

Hey, haven't I sent you like 8 now?
And tracked you down in the server to talk? :)

[Hydrant]

Ive gotten a lot

cuz im cool like that

[dim]

Sir poor Kitty has many men tracking her down. Be careful or you might get knocked over in the rush that follows here around like loyal puppies hoping to just at least catch a glimpse of that allureing smile.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
Sir poor Kitty has many men tracking her down. Be careful or you might get knocked over in the rush that follows here around like loyal puppies hoping to just at least catch a glimpse of that allureing smile.

I'm not worried about the rush to get to here, indeed I am special. :D

I'm more worried about the rush to get away from me. :D

[dim]

There is no rush to get away from you sir for on this whirlwind of a ride you have taken me I have already lost my shoes and socks and almost my britches from people trying to grab ahold of me as you go whizzig by them in a flurry of posting.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
There is no rush to get away from you sir for on this whirlwind of a ride you have taken me I have already lost my shoes and socks and almost my britches from people trying to grab ahold of me as you go whizzig by them in a flurry of posting.

Yeah, I've really been tearing up the bandwidth, eh? :)

All in an effort to become well known.

I wonder if it's working yet?

[Catra]

Holy Shmokes!!


Originally posted by dim
Sir poor Kitty has many men tracking her down. Be careful or you might get knocked over in the rush that follows here around like loyal puppies hoping to just at least catch a glimpse of that allureing smile.

Dim, that's a wee bit scary... I don't want y'all to follow me around like loyal puppies...

And no worries about me running from ya Snork...

[dim]

Sure it is and soon hopefully DR will have to submit to the power of the people and give you back your award.

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Catra
Holy Shmokes!!



Dim, that's a wee bit scary... I don't want y'all to follow me around like loyal puppies...

And no worries about me running from ya Snork...

Run... run as fast as you can... while you still can!!!

[Snork]

And the PM's continue.

The latest one was a marriage proposal to Hydrant so she could come to the TAO party.

What other disturbing messages are yet to come?
Wait and see...... :D

[+He 4th 4sight]

Catra tell em your a transvestite... youll lose em quick... but sadly youd gain some others... *looks at lolbob*

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Snork
And the PM's continue.

The latest one was a marriage proposal to Hydrant so she could come to the TAO party.

What other disturbing messages are yet to come?
Wait and see...... :D


hahahaha yes it was...

[Jeffery]

Since I am a licensed minister, I'll perform all weddings for you. I only charge $5 per wedding ceremony.

[dim]

Disturbing?????

Did someone just send a PM about Doritos going out of production?
Oh you were talking about a marriage I do not see that as disturbing when we have more important issues like Spam and Doritos

[Catra]

Who ever said I wanted them gone?

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Catra
Who ever said I wanted them gone?


oooohhhhhh there will come a time when you will. It's fun at first, and then... they dont stop.

And while you appriciate some of them, there are many who need to stop....

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
oooohhhhhh there will come a time when you will. It's fun at first, and then... they dont stop.

And while you appriciate some of them, there are many who need to stop....

Do you mean me? :(

Doritos and Pepsi.

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Snork
Do you mean me? :(

Doritos and Pepsi.

naw.

I was meaning more in real life.. how girls like to have guys after them.. until they dont stop...

[dim]

I cant imagine a day when I would want Doritos and Pepsi to go away.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I cant imagine a day when I would want Doritos and Pepsi to go away.

Tonic Water.

Which is what two of my friends got when they ordered Sprite in a greek restaurant. :p

Hey, anybody else out there get/want a pm from me?

[Hydrant]

greek resturants are awesome

mmmm gyros

mmmm ouzo (or whowever that stuff they serve at the end is spelled)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
greek resturants are awesome

mmmm gyros

mmmm ouzo (or whowever that stuff they serve at the end is spelled)

It's not awesome when you go to sip your Sprite, and it's tonic water.
That just about wrecks the meal. :)
Never know what they did to it. :)

[Snork]

Anybody need a pm from me?

[dim]

I drink water when we go to resteraunts and not much of it at that. I find it takes valuable stomach space away from meat consumption sir.

Like Snarr once Said Vegetables are what FOOD eats and I do not plan on being mistaken for food.

[Hydrant]

man now I want a gyros.....

mmmmm greek food

[Jeffery]

Originally posted by Hydrant
greek resturants are awesome

mmmm gyros

mmmm ouzo (or whowever that stuff they serve at the end is spelled)

Um. I make gyros for a living... Really.
http://alibabaathens.com

We also serve homemade Baklava....

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Jeffery
Um. I make gyros for a living... Really.
http://alibabaathens.com

We also serve homemade Baklava....

you are so cool :eek:

arg the more I think about it, the more I want them

*craves*

[Catra]

Just caught back up to this thread...

I don't think there will ever be a day when I want men gone... Well, until I settle down *coughLOLcough* and have a family..

As for Greek resteraunts... I can make Tripolotes... that's about it when it comes to Greek food. They are goooooood!!

Jeffery, you're a chef??? Holy cow! *mental note, have Jeff cook food for party* lol.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I drink water when we go to resteraunts and not much of it at that. I find it takes valuable stomach space away from meat consumption sir.

Like Snarr once Said Vegetables are what FOOD eats and I do not plan on being mistaken for food.

Wow.
I've never thought of that.
Don't drink pop, eat more food.....
YAY dim!! :D

[Snork]

Jeffrey, are you in for the get together?

Anybody need a pm?

Anybody wanna marry me for some reason?

Jeffrey, I expect you to come, and cook. :)

[Catra]

Hey Snork I'll ma---- I mean, make food...

Nah, don't need a pm write now, all good...

Jeff, well? Are you going to be there?

[Snork]

Hey Jeffrey!
Hey! Punk!
Yeah, I can see you hiding there!

Will you come? :D

[Jeffery]

I have been in the food business for more than 10 years. I have been everything from Fast Food manager, to a busboy, to actually co-owner of a restaurant. Right now I am a manager at a food vendor trailor. We are open year round here in town, as well as taking another trailer to fairs and festivals.
I can cook. I can even cook LOTS of food.
My personal favorite is actually Fettuchini Alfredo with Fresh Lemon Chicken. It is actually easy, while being quite fancy.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Jeffery
I have been in the food business for more than 10 years. I have been everything from Fast Food manager, to a busboy, to actually co-owner of a restaurant. Right now I am a manager at a food vendor trailor. We are open year round here in town, as well as taking another trailer to fairs and festivals.
I can cook. I can even cook LOTS of food.
My personal favorite is actually Fettuchini Alfredo with Fresh Lemon Chicken. It is actually easy, while being quite fancy.

So.....are you coming? :)

Do you need some PM's?

[MokoToko]

ive been tracked down and snorked.....and i LIKE it

sooo what do i do now? am i like your private cactuar assassin now or what?

[Snork]

I got S_K_O_F and he called me weird for some reason.

[Dark*Demon]

i didnt get any pm from snork i dont get any PMs these days........o well

[Snork]

Originally posted by Dark*Demon
i didnt get any pm from snork i dont get any PMs these days........o well

I thought I got you a few times already.

[Dark*Demon]

so i finally got it

[Snork]

Originally posted by Dark*Demon
so i finally got it

Yeah, the first in a series. :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

It seems I've been Snorkiscized.

[Kalamady]

I got like 4 of them and now I just got one that was from "Snorlk".

[Snork]

Originally posted by Kalamady
I got like 4 of them and now I just got one that was from "Snorlk".

??

That's not me.

Good lord I have an imitator! :)

[Tama Drummer]

YAY! I didn't get one!!! Or is that a bad thing...

[Snork]

Originally posted by Tama Drummer
YAY! I didn't get one!!! Or is that a bad thing...

Try cleaning out your pm box.... :)

[Tama Drummer]

I didn't think 11 pms was the limit... but now it's just 2.

[dim]

OMG I thought that was you sir after all you did say you would have to create another account to see who the best Snork was.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
OMG I thought that was you sir after all you did say you would have to create another account to see who the best Snork was.

No, that was not me.

Somebody wants to be like me. :)

[dim]

No, that was not me.

Somebody wants to be like me.

Yeah you get the NIKE AWARD
Instead of saying I wanna be like Mike ...........we now say I wanna be like Snork

[+He 4th 4sight]

snorkies nikes - I wanna have posts like snork

[Megabyte]

i find this thread vaugly disturbing

[dim]

^^^ officially known accounts
GL not there yet
Forums The vaguely disturbed one

Hey that should go on Als' thread

[drakonfire]

You have been hit by my PM drive-by


*lies on ground clutching bloody chest* drat! snork!!! *coughs a lil blood up* ur... paying the med bills this time!

[+He 4th 4sight]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I GOT MY FIRST SNORK PM... OMG OMG OPG (oh paulks god) ... anyways Thanks SNORK... grrr... *hiccup*

[Snork]

Originally posted by Megabyte
i find this thread vaugly disturbing

You're just disturbed cause one of your 5 pms asked if you were a girl. :)

[+He 4th 4sight]

haha rofl gol lol omg gol lol lmao gol lmfao gol

[genghiskahn16]

ya snork ive seen the thread and i like it i guess u are geting more known awesome it wasnt a bad idea either well i hope u have fun enjoying ur popularity peace

[dim]

Most people enjoy 15 minutes of fame
While the Snorkster is enjoying 15 days of fame
Here is to hoping the Snork Train lasts even longer

[Punishment Co.]

I got a pm from Snork, wahooo!

:cool:

[abyaly]

Thought I'd drop in and say hi.

And then saw a bra thread, and needed a time out.
gotta watch that blood pressure :p

[Elentari]

I got a pm from snorkle!! Woowwooo!

[Tama Drummer]

Originally pmed by Snork
BOO!!!!

Here's my move!

*fart*

I don't have very good moves.
Originally pmed by Snork
Hi.
Did I get you yet?

So, how are you?

I'm Snorky.

Could you please post to my fame thread;
http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/s...p;threadid=9122

You know what to do.

I deleted his other two...

[Snork]

Originally posted by Tama Drummer
I deleted his other two...

Good thing you're such an awesome person that you deserve 4 pm's. :)

Hey, why would you delete the first two?

[Elentari]

Hey wait a second! I only got one! I thought we had something going here snorkle! Well forget you!

[PETEYKing]

Snork finally replyed to my reply to his PM. I also got invited to the Pyro Pyrates! Hurray! Did Snork create the clan in the first place? If so, he did a pretty good job. Anyone else here in the clan?

[Tama Drummer]

Originally posted by Snork
Hey, why would you delete the first two?

To make room for the next two?



Originally posted by PETEYKing
Anyone else here in the clan?
I'm not, but I just realised I've been on their website for the past hour or two... and I don't even remember ever opening it. Maybe it was once of those times when I fell asleep on my keyboard. Well, that actually only happened once tonight, I mean this morning.

[Snork]

Originally posted by PETEYKing
Snork finally replyed to my reply to his PM. I also got invited to the Pyro Pyrates! Hurray! Did Snork create the clan in the first place? If so, he did a pretty good job. Anyone else here in the clan?

It was first created in the forums.
I was the one that created it in Army, under the banner of my fearless leader X.

The clan died for a while due to my two month vacation where I made a bad choice on who to leave in charge.

But I'm back now, and we have resumed our march to greatness. :)

If anybody needs a pm, let me know.
Oh, our clan needs allies, drama, and maybe a few enemies, just for fun.
If you'd like to be or cause any of these things, please pm me. :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by Tama Drummer
To make room for the next two?

Good thinking.
Strategic planning, no wonder you're such a great player. :)

[Glamdring]

I got a pm, but...

It was boring. *cries*

[Snork]

Originally posted by Glamdring
I got a pm, but...

It was boring. *cries*

That's twice I've heard that.

Ok, I'm shutting down the PM writing for two days.
I need to custom make some PM's because I don't want anybody to be disappointed.

Glam and El, you'll get special ones tomorrow.

Everybody else, I'll start working on them tomorrow, and send out some novels starting next week. :)

Aby, keep the box clean, as we discussed, you got 11 more coming. :)

[iron-rain]

Got a second PM, thanks Snork.

[zedvilla]

Hi.
I'm the moderately awesome international TAO hero Snork.
Welcome to the forums!!
If you need anything, I'm always willing to help.

thanks snork.
got me in my frist week on. :)

[T3km4n]

Well snork you got me, but i wil get you back one day, oh yes i will

[Omega_Paladin]

Snork must be smoking meth like a tire fire to keep this up.

[Elentari]

I'd just like you to know snork, that I was teasing you :), don't feel like you need to pm me something special

[Omega_Paladin]

don't feel like you need to pm me something special

Snorks going to send you a pony, 300 hundred roses, 11 gold rings (I don't know how that works), a plasma TV, three years TAO subcription and a personalized photo albums filled with Snork in...."action"...poses....

[Elentari]

I wouldn't mind the pony...

I have no use for the roses, nice as roses are, I don't need
300 of them :)

11 gold rings, where would I wear them all?

A plasma tv would be sweet!

If I'm still here in three years, I will have someone shoot me.

As for the photo albums... *shudders and then runs for life*

[Omega_Paladin]

*O_P pming Snork*

Doesn't look like she is going for it man.

*Snorks pm back*

Yeah...I was just looking at that...

*O_P to Snork*

Well what did you expect

*Snork to O_P*

Something along the lins of this (http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8836/avatar180315_1.gif)

[bludhoundz]

I've already had two pms from snork...and in the second one he told me to come here. Here I am.

[Thargor]

I have recieved one as well. Oh yeah, and hi people, I'm new, in case you didn't notice. :cool:

[Ashley]

I got one saying to posthere saying I got one... it also said hi... so HI SNORK! THANKS FOR THE PM!

[Jeffery]

You can only PM once a minute?? Even to seperate people??


GASPS

[rubrfaceboy]

I got a pm from Snork... and apparently, I'm not the only one.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Jeffery
You can only PM once a minute?? Even to seperate people??


GASPS

Yeah, it totally sucks.
It's really been slowing me down. :)



rubrfaceboy, I intend to get a few hundred people once I'm done.
I just want to be well known. :)

I'm shy, so I have a hard time being noticed.

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by Snork
I'm shy, so I have a hard time being noticed.

Hah! Fat chance, busty!

:p

[Yuratart1]

i have gotten a PM from him and it has made me a dumber person.

gotta love 'em

[Punishment Co.]

got another one! hooorah :cool:

How u doin, snorky?

[dim]

Ha Ha all of you are so funny.
I have gotten my original PM from Snork.
However I have obtained something infinantly more
valuable than a PM I have been dubbed the Snorks official
TAG-A-LONG and am also taking a class from the Professor
at the University of Netjak.

[Jeffery]

When can we start the tri-annual Golden Snorky contest?

[dim]

EW EW EW
Explain the details for this contest sir.

[Dark*Demon]

Snork got me 3 times.........................i feel special

[supershadow]

I got two from him, lol

[Snork]

Originally posted by supershadow
I got two from him, lol

I don't even know who you are yet.

I better send some more. :)

[supershadow]

thats ok most ppl don't neways lol

[Snork]

Originally posted by supershadow
thats ok most ppl don't neways lol

6 more PMs should do it.
Now 5.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I probably should get back to work but I think I'll watch Snork PM everyone instead.

[Snork]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
I probably should get back to work but I think I'll watch Snork PM everyone instead.

Actually I'm watching the movie Dance Till Dawn from 1988.

Any true 80's child/lover will have watched it, or needs to watch it.

I'm just in here during the commercials. :)

[Tama Drummer]

Work is bad... One time I was working... it was just bad... yea... PM ME!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Well my half an hour of freedom from work while I shove food down my throat and post as much as possible time is now over... back to work I go. :(

[Snork]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
Well my half an hour of freedom from work while I shove food down my throat and post as much as possible time is now over... back to work I go. :(

Where do you work?

Anybody at home go watch Dance Till Dawn.

[Tama Drummer]

What channel's that on? (not the number :rolleyes: )

[Snork]

Originally posted by Tama Drummer
What channel's that on? (not the number :rolleyes: )

City tv

[Tama Drummer]

Ah, Don't get that... :)

[dim]

Work suks I am glad I am still in school.
Wait School suks too.
OH MAN I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING LIFE SUKS!!!!!!!!!

[Jeffery]

Wanna know somthiung else??

After life sucks.... you die!!!!!!!!!

[dim]

You mean it gets worse. My Life will suk then as a reward I will die. Now where is the fairness in that. I hope heaven is made up of amazons that look like Hillary Duff.

[Snork]

Originally posted by dim
I hope heaven is made up of amazons that look like Hillary Duff.

But you'll be stuck in a room full of Snorks sending PM's to all the other angels. :)

[dim]

That would work for me sir as long as I can read the messages from Hillary.
You are cool so that would be a neat way to spend eternity.

[Utamaro]

YAY!!! I got one. :)

[Swartzstrom]

I got a PM too. What's this about?

[*The Nothing*]

Hmmm, i dunno storm, but i got a pm as well.....Snork give me answers.....!

[dim]

Snork is trying to bring the TAO community together and just to see how many people actually pay attention to what is going on here. He is like the party leader here and wants everyone from all 3 servers to get to meet the other people so that we have an Idea who we are reading from.

[Middle]

Well Mr. Snork I received your PM and thank you for the welcome.
I look forward to seeing you around the forums. And remember to always chose the right path young man.

[dim]

Dag gum sir it has been 3 weeks and you are still going strong with the PM's.

Congrats on the persisitence sir I must remember to try and stay persistent myself that must be one of my lessons.

[Jeffery]

That is why he's got the Golden Snorkie Award.

[Catra]

Originally posted by dim
You mean it gets worse. My Life will suk then as a reward I will die. Now where is the fairness in that. I hope heaven is made up of amazons that look like Hillary Duff.

Hey now!! Dim, there are plenty of things that will make life worth it... and then you die, and who knows what's after that.

[dim]

Originally posted by Catra
Hey now!! Dim, there are plenty of things that will make life worth it... and then you die, and who knows what's after that.

Yes I know Doritos Pepsi TAO what more does one need except the reassurance that when I die my heaven will be one of Hillary Duff look alike amazon women and no other men. YEAH

Or perhaps just one Jade

[Al Caponeoni]

One of my best friends knows Hillary Duff.

Really.


















No, really!

[dim]

That is cool sir.
Do you think you can talk him into giving me an autographed photo for my siggy.

[ominiss]

he got me as well

[QuicksandSlowly]

You'll never get me Snork!

Wahahahahahah! :D :p

[roamingstorm]

ive never gotten one either, though bet this is just asking for one

[T3km4n]

Yes, you feel left out dont you?
Muhahaha, i got one.

[Mr. Mud]

lol im never on and i got one :) hahaha