Poo-Flinger

[xerent]

Appearance: Small, furry woodland creature, tail optional.

Statistics: None needed. If you saw a monkey jump in your path and started pitching its crap in your general direction, I guarantee the LAST thing that will be on your mind are its blocking chances from a frontal assault.

Specail: This unit would only be available to me. Immune to all situations which ruin my fun. Abilities as desired at the time.

[Jeffery]

Poo-Flinger?

That would be lonegunman and petey, right???

[PETEYKing]

Lol. Funniest unit i have heard of so far.


Originally posted by Jeffery
Poo-Flinger?

That would be lonegunman and petey, right???

Id love to design the units after myself. Except it would be easier to copy a monkey off some picture.

[Tama Drummer]

Yes... and this monkey must be addicited to nicotine. :D I saw it on real TV, monkey got addicted to cigrettes because I guess torist threw them in his cage, and now they have to give him 1 a day or else, "he throws poo at you." Sad actually...

[dim]

Exactly how big are these piles of poo he is hurtling can it keep enemy units from advancing within 1 square for 3 turns or does it completley shut off that part of the board. Could you imagine having ten of them on you board that would be cool little brown piles all over with steam rising up out of them. Oh they are fresh piles of poo aren't they?

[Tama Drummer]

OH! It could be like the furgon er, whatever the thing the makes grass on the board so that you can't move. And when a unit walks in the poo, they're change of hitting drops dramaticaly since the smell of the poo will distrack them and they will loose they're focus.

[dim]

Maybe he could have something similar to the muddies quake punch where if you hold down on a square he turns in that direction and a wide dispersal of poo(similar to having the runs) covers many square going in a diagonal direction covering many units at once. Then for one turn none of them can move or defend becuase they are to busy holding their noses.
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[Cantrell]

Originally posted by Tama Drummer
Yes... and this monkey must be addicited to nicotine. :D I saw it on real TV, monkey got addicted to cigrettes because I guess torist threw them in his cage, and now they have to give him 1 a day or else, "he throws poo at you." Sad actually...

I saw this on TV yesterday, hahaha

[Omega_Paladin]

Cantrell, Ri 'Orious is not going to be happy.


As for the poo flinger...well xerent, you really have gone off the deep end

We already have these units.

They're just called Mud Golems.