God

[xyxaxyz2]

There should be a level above gold, for people who really like the game. It will cost $100 and be be called "God" level, after the special unit recieved. In order to make sure that God cannnot be considered "superior forces," it counts as three units. For the extra money, God offers greater flexibility to God members, though they can still be defeated by superior skill.

GOD

Hit Points : 500 Movement Range : Anywhere. Teleportation.
Power : 500 Recovery Time : 0
Armor : 500%

Attack Pattern : Attacks as many or as few units as it wants. Heals as many or as few units as it wants, for as many hit points as it wants. Unblockable.

Special Abilities :
+ 100% blocking all sides. Any damage dealt to God is healed immediately.

[sorcererofskul]

nice idea, but im not paying 100$ for an internet game.

[Jingleheimer]

:eek:

I think this is the best unit suggested yet!


It would certainly make the enchantress more popular. :p

[LondonJack]

In order to be balanced that should count as at least 4 units.

[Ri'Orius]

Is this a satire on the Dragon Tyrant? Or overpowered unit ideas?

(I haven't played against a Dragon yet, so I don't know if it's ridiculously unbalanced; if so, that would make sense)

[respected55]

crap crap and more crap. with armour of 500% it would gain life instead of losing it stupid!:rolleyes:

[Ri'Orius]

Originally posted by respected55
crap crap and more crap. with armour of 500% it would gain life instead of losing it stupid!:rolleyes:

Exactly! You need that kind of longevity in a unit! Plus, it introduces the strategy of attacking it with your own unit to heal it!

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Jingle:

Do you think this unit would make enchantress too powerful? We can't have that. God members sacrifice $100 and 2 other units just to gain the God unit, this added flexibility shouldn't be overly weakened by a single lowly unit.

Added special ability: Immune to paralyzation.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT London Jack: No, the unit isn't always as strong as four other units. Remember, it is only useful in certain strategies. For example, having four knights is a lot better than God if the clock has almost run out and you don't have time to decide how much damage you want to deal to enemy units.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT respected55: You're just jeoulous.

[xyxaxyz2]

Exactly! You need that kind of longevity in a unit! Plus, it introduces the strategy of attacking it with your own unit to heal it!

You got it right, Ri'Orius. Why do so many people hate GOD members? This unit isn't so good, it just gives a few more possible strategies for GODDIES. If you aren't a good enough player to beat them, thats your problem.

[Jingleheimer]

Paralyzation immunity? I like it!


Man, I wish I had $100 a month...

[respected55]

xyxaxyz2, Jingleheimer, and Ri'Orius, you're retarded. There is no possible way to lose with this unit. All the enemy could do is paralyze it and.... and... wait for nothing. This idea is crap, involves no thought whatsoever, and is illogical. It doesn't differ the stratagies in any way, it reduces stratagy to a stinking pile of the rotting flesh of a thousand dead corpses on a hot July day in Kansas! Who would pay $100 freakin' bucks for a game where they can't lose. I could play my little sisters and beat them every time without paying money. I suggest you stop joking around and grow up.

[Jeremy]

ummm ok this is just stupid

[xyxaxyz2]

It isn't too bad you don't, Jingle. If you practice long enough, you'll still be able to beat a GOD member. And, with the new money coming in from those people who actually care about supporting the games they play, it will be possible to add new stuff for the freebies.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Jeremy. I really don't understand why people have such hatred for GOD members. If you don't like them, don't play them.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT respect:

This unit is strong, but only in some strategies, as I explained to London Jack. If you aren't good enough to develop a strategy to beat this unit, you obviously don't have very much skill.

The unit is immune to paralyzation. If it wasn't, no one would choose to use GOD, he would be too weak.

It increases strategy. For example, a player with GOD needs to decide very carefully how many hp damage he wants to do to every enemy. He can deal 10 damage, and the other player will heal it all with a cleric. He can deal 30 damage, and the enemy witch and cleric can die. Or he can deal 100 damage, and every enemy will die. See? GOD members need to be tactics experts to know just how much damage they should deal to beat their enemy.

I know lots of people who would play $100 for all the added flexibility this unit gives.

[respected55]

grow up and stop wasting space

[Drunken Dragon]

xyxaxyz2, your so clever....

Yes, I am concerned that the game is growing to be unbalanced... not that I care if greys are somewhat handicapped, they might as well be. But I’m worried that very uniform strategies will begin to dominate in gold vs. gold games.
For example, not using 2 scouts against another gold is almost unheard of, and for good reason, they provide a serious advantage... and if new units aren’t introduced to offer an alternative to scouts the game will quickly become dull.

Its also to bad that some of the original units (Pyromancer and Enchantress) are becoming obsolete. If you were gold you could read my plea to Seed in the gold strategy forum to give the pyromancer a 2 turn attacking recovery and some armor or additional hp.

As far as your cute little parody goes, the game is not about who has given the most money to the developers. Its about those who play the free DEMO version of the game and those who pay 5 dollars and play the complete game. The two different types of players are playing DIFFERENT games and it should be viewed as such. You are allowed to play golds simply to preview the complete game, its not meant to be a fair fight.

If you don’t like playing golds, don’t play them. I don’t like playing greys because I prefer to use the extra units that I paid for, and beating down greys with them is boring and repetitive.

So what would happen if a God played a God? Automatic draw? Or would the winner be the first person to log onto their paypal account and donate an extra 10 bucks?
Thankfully the developers are simply asking for 5 dollars to support the multiple servers that make it possible for so many greys to play... They could easily just have one gold only server, and it wouldn’t cost nearly as much and be only a third of the trouble.

Alright... I’ve gone on for long enough

Later,
The Drunkard

[Lord of Bunnies]

C'mon stupid, you can't beat a god unit! All he has to do is deal a billion damage in one turn, and win. Bam. You can't kill him, as he's got to much armor! How could an enchantress even get close! Just surround him with a few knights as a buffer, and you'll win instantly! What a stupid ass concept! This is like using cheat codes in a multiplayer game. pwnage.

sincerely
Irate Lord of Evil Bunnies

p.s.
I agree with the dude directly above me.

[LondonJack]

Well said DD. Personally i'd planed to just keep egging this guy on, but perhaps your way is best. ;) (emotes are worth an edit :D )

[SkeloLord]

no offense, but this is the dumbest idea ever. If it has 500% armor, it cant get hurt so you just have lots of range to take down enchantresses and frost golems and you win. If you make this, it should count 10 units and still its too strong.
Whos wants to pay $100 to have totally unfair games that require no skills?
not me

IRT London Jack: No, the unit isn't alwasy as strong as four other units. Remember, it is only useful in certain strategies. For example, having four knights is a lot better than God if the clock has almost run out and you don't have time to decide how much damage you want to deal to enemy units.

What is this? why dont u always just do 1000 damage and always win? Thats retarded. And if you say then its no fun if u kill everything, just having the opportunity to do that is no fun.

[MasterGolem]

Pathetic. No1 pays $100 a month for 1 unit. Then this unit would be able to attk anythign and kill it in 1 hit. And when it is hit, it regains health. Pathetic idea:o

[teh_Sheep]

Edit: Forget what I said.

[penguin taco]

i think this was just a joke u people are treating him like he was serious well i hope he was just joking...

btw teh_sheep nice sig all your base are belong to us (w000000t)

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Drunken Dragon:

1) Thanks.
2) At least you agree that pyromancers are worse than scouts, and that gold have a real advantage. Many golds do not.
3) Seems to me dragons are just as bad as scouts- although I haven't played any very good player using dragons, so I don't know the full extent of their power. Adding new, even more powerful units doesn't seem to me to help. Instead, improve the original units so they are all as good as scouts and half as good as dragons.
4) As for demo: OK, I'll accept that, but that does not change the fact that when you beat a normal member, that doesn't mean you are more skilled than he is.
5) If a GOD played a GOD- The GOD unit of the GOD who has given the most money to the game is immune to GOD attacks and can kill any other GOD on the board at will.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Lord of Bunnies:

Maybe you can't beat a GOD unit.

Thats because YOUR strategies aren't good enough. YOU need to improve your playing skills if you ever want to compete. Or you could support the game you play so much and buy a GOD account.

[SkeloLord]

Ok im gonna redo my last entry after readin all the replies.
You say that if you have a strategy vs god you can win.

Earth to moron: YOU CAN"T KILL SOMETHING THAT HAS OVER 100% ARMOR AND CAN KILL EVERYTHING IN ONE SHOT!!!!

I made it caps in case u were blind, cuz u obviously didn't read some of the previous msgs clearly enough. If this isnt a joke, u must be really dumb thinking that u can beat immortal units.

If you say my "strategy" isnt good enough, think again. This like saying i have a knight and u have a knight with 10 HP with its back facing to me and its my turn and i can hit ur knight. If someone has a god unit, they can choose to win anytime they want. Ironically, they cant even lose except by surrendering or if the other guy hacks into their computer and makes them disconnect. It doesn't matter what the opponent's strategy is, if the GOD player has even a bit of intelligence, it can win.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT skeletal something:

Just because you haven't developed a strategy for defeating GOD does not mean a GOD member can not be defeated by superior skill.

No, it shouldn't count 10 units. Then no one would use it. There needs to be some sort of reward for giving $100 a month to the game, and a unit which is slightly more flexible than others is perfect for that. Make it too weak and no one will want it.

As for "requires no skills" I think you're just another one of those jealous GOD haters.

[respected55]

it's a joke AND he is really dumb, not one or the other skelo lord. DUH!:)

[Ri'Orius]

Wow... a lot of people are taking him seriously...

What's amusing is that the people who think he's serious are accusing him of being dumb :D

Kettle: Hello good Pot, how are you?

Pot: I'm fine, but you, Kettle, are BLACK!

Kettle: :eek:

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT PMaster Golem:

You're a gold, master golem. A very happy gold who very much enjoys murdering freebies with your double clerics and double scouts and dragon and double witches. I know you wouldn't want to lose your position to someone who decides to support this game even more than you do. So, let me tell you, I can understand your hatred, as irrational as it is.

[penguin taco]

well my locations a little long better lower it...

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Taco Penguin(his first post): Why do you think this is a joke? You really don't believe a tactics game with different classes of members would be willing to sacrifice the gaming experience by making one group have much more powerful units than the other? Oh, yeah, that is a joke. Could never happen.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Skeloton Lord:

For one last time: YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO KILL GOD THAT DOESN'T MEAN A SKILLED PLAYER CANT MAKE A BETTER STRATEGY THAN YOU! DONT YOU KNOW SUPERIOR SKILL CAN ALWAYS BEAT SUPERIOR FORCES!

You think its a joke that superior forces can beat superior skill? Living in the same jokeland as Taco Penguin?

[SkeloLord]

Now to expand on my 10 unit idea. I actually was thinking of creating a "god" type unit. It would count as 10 units and stuff. But i realized from this post frost golems would own it. Maybe if it was immune. Either way, it would be something like a combination of all the units. Hard to balance it right.

Dude u can stop the joke, a thread says its a joke

And either way, my logic is impecable. There are only 2 possibilities:
1) Opponent goes first. He does something that doesn't hurt the god unit. God unit does 10000000000000000000000000 damage to all enemies and wins.
2) God goes first. It does 100000000000000000000000 damage to all enemies and wins.

Its like Tic-Tac-Toe. No matter how good ur strategy is unless it involves underhanded cheating, you cant win.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT disrespected:

Why do you people think it dumb to have a unit that gives greater flexibility to its owner, considering that the GOD account pays the game $100 a month? Answer that, and I'll give up.

[xyxaxyz2]

Whats even more amusing Ri'O is that the samepeople who think I'm serious would, in the lobbies of the TAO servers, be screaming and shouting and fighting and yelling to get a GOD player to fight them.

[SkeloLord]

if other people hadn't spoiled it and ur arguments hadn't been so empty, it mighta been a good joke.

[Ri'Orius]

Originally posted by SkeloLord
if other people hadn't spoiled it and ur arguments hadn't been so empty, it mighta been a good joke.

I don't think it was intended as a joke where you fool people and then yell "GOTCHA!" It seemed to me to be more of an absurd satire, which you were supposed to recognize immediately as a joke. But, if you underestimate your audience...

[xyxaxyz2]

Skelo:

My arguments are no more empty than some of those expressed seriously on other parts of the forum.

[Drunken Dragon]

Wow...... well xyxaxyz2 I dont think you proved anything about the game being unbalanced or money driven, but I do think you proved we need some type of reading comprehension test before we allow people to post on the board.

P.S. xyxaxyz2 change your damn name to something more coherant, im sick of having to copy and paste it into my posts.

[xyxaxyz2]

1) I go to a lot of forums, people call me all sorts of different names, I'm used to it. Call me xyz if you want.
2) I should take out the 2. It doesn't serve any purpose. But the forum won't let me change my name.
3) I'm sick of unoriginal names like "dragon" but you probably already know that.

[squid]

ok this is the gayest i dead i have heard since president lincoln was gay. anyways this whole god thing is gay. i mean like if someone payed 100$ for a jsut a unit that never dies there would be no fun in the game i mean its like waisting 100$ instead of gaining something. cause once you have that god unit your unstoppible pretty much espcialy if the enchantress cant paralyze it even with the enchantress paralyzing it. its still gay cause once the enchantress is gone and im sure the first thing any person with a god unit will go for the enchantress first and it would be dead before you could say oh no. then the person with the god unit will gwet sick of beating everyone and quit and waist 100$ its no fun this god unti thing is just dumb and stupid

[Drunken Dragon]

Can I just call you "Mangled Alphabet"?

Jesus Christ... Squid.... Kill yourself

or as you might put it "Your dumb and stupid and gay"

[[>'.']>]

seems alot of people have large objects wedged deeply between there arse cheeks so deep that there brain is affected.

amazing!

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Squid:
1) Read the rest of the replies to this topic.
2)The enchantress can't paralyze GOD.
3)What makes you think President Lincoln was gay?

IRT Drunk:

Call me whatever you want.

[buttmonkey]

SQUID LEARN TO SPELL JESUS CHRIST IF THIS THING HAD SPELL CHECK YOUR WHOLE DAMN THING WOULD BE UNDERLINED. ARE YOU IN THE SECOND GRADE OR SOMETHING?!!! damn.

[xyxaxyz2]

This is even more relevant today than when I posted it originally.
:(

[abyaly]

mmmm.... sattire...

* well, some of the strategic balance needs to be sacrificed to keep the game running

[Ojos_de_Iris]

xyxaxyz2 a ver, lo primero que ni me voy a molestar en hablar
inglés contigo, porque creo que ni lo merece.
Una unidad inmortal: No tiene cabida en un juego de estrategia.
Si las cuentas Gold tienen la oportunidad de tener doble
arquero, doble bruja, o doble de lo que sea, es porque en el
fondo son las que estan manteniendo economicamente los
3 servidores en los que tu, yo y el resto de miembros normales
jugamos por la cara. Si quieres tener las ventajas de un gold,
págalas, y si no cállate porque esto es gratuito para quien
se conforma únicamente con pasar un buen rato.
Si no quieres, no juegues contra Golds (yo de hecho no lo
hago), pero piensa que de ellos depende el que tu estés
aquí jugando ahora.
Otra cosa, el tiempo que la gente invierte leyendo tu
unidad irracional lo podían emplear en otra cosa, o en echar
otra partidilla, así que o tomate el foro en serio, o deja de
postear. Que bastante tela tiene ya la cosa.
Saludos a los españoles e hispanohablantes, oeoeoe!!! jejeje

[xyxaxyz2]

I'm sure what you're saying is really important, but I don't know any language but English. :(

[ArcPaladinZero]

Personally I already consider the pyro the "god" unit, scouts couldn't hit those if they wanted to... durn... and I don't have to pay anything for 'em. Yay :D

[intense]

personally this post is a waste of time

[insignifiGant]

Well... I think there might be something here... if you actually looked at it in a serious perspective....


Reduce the life to like... 60 or so... less armor...

He can deal however much damage he wants... but it affects all units on the field... including himself... if god dies... automatic loss or something... um...

so... say... you have god deal 50 damage to all units... this kills... all clerics... magic users... knights... etc. the field is left with dragons, lightning wards, golems... and god... if they then kill god... they win... or they could take out his dragons... or his golems... a gold account would usually win... in effect... he does almost nothing...

true... insta victory on greys... but meh... who cares... you have a free account...

[ArcPaladinZero]

True you could be serious about it... lets say god unit took up 5 spaces on the field, to balance it out. Give it
100 Hp : 10% Armor : 30 Attack : 5 Movement : 33% Blocking all the way around : 2 Recovery
There that's your serious god unit... but that's just my opinion :D

[saiyen_man#3]

COME ONE COME ALL! GO TO PRY-TON! AND GIVE ME YOUR QUESTIONS! I'LL MAKE IT PERFECT WITH YOUR HELP! COME ON I'LL TAKE ANY QUESTION!

[saiyen_man#3]

COME ONE COME ALL TO PRY-TON I'LL TAKE YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS! I'LL USE THEM TO MAKE A UNIT THATS MARRY STONG THATS WHAT YOU WANT!!! GO TO PRY-TON!

[saiyen_man#3]

COME ONE COME ALL TO PRY-TON! I'LL TAKE YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS AND MAKE TO ULTIMANT UNIT!!! SO COME TO PRY-TON!!!

[thompizzle87]

Are you people on crack? You're actually posting back to this guy? This unit is invincible. Controls how much life it has, how much damage it causes, and is invincible to paralysis? Just plain retarded. It isn't even humourous.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Woah what is up with triple posting there... someone has a problem... post-whore lol :D

[Tequila_Budgie]

Who revived this idea?

Dead ideas should stay dead. Must we pound stakes through the chests of stupid ideas?

And sayain-man, promoting your idea (which isnt that good) on other ppls threads is spam to begin with, then you just make it worse by tripple posting.

[Green_Night]

Hell, while we're at it, give it a recovery time of -1 (paradox, i guess), so it can attack an infinite number of times in one turn, or, perhaps, summon a 14-unit army of skeletons? No offense, but this unit should be beaten, put in a garbage bag, and drowned... unless Seed needed a bit (just a bit) more cash.

[Kalbot Kahn]

Why does everyone hate this character?

I personally think if you're stupid enough to pay 100 dollars for this game, you can have whatever unit you want.

[Kalbot Kahn]

Oh, and one more thing.

This unit would not be unfair.

In the lobby, you would be able to see which accounts were GOD, which means you can choose not to play them.

[danmb84]

yeah, it's $100 to be unbeatable.

[xyxaxyz2]

Dead ideas should stay dead. Must we pound stakes through the chests of stupid ideas?

I brought back this thread, because I think it is even more relevant today than it was when I first posted it.

If this was really a dead idea, it wouldn't get any replies.

[RyokoLover]

Ya know... What I find really irratating about this thread? This man, or woman, or hermaphidite or whatever, started this to get attention. And I'm not sure why, but you're giving it to him, and he's eating it up, and loveing every miniute of it... So why continue?
When I first read this I laughed, and then moved on seeing his pathetic attempt. But to my amazment... There where thouse who responded! Not only that, there where so many who responded that we now have 6 PAGES OF COMPLEATE BULL!@#$%. So I felt that I should contribute somthing. I mean come on we're on a fourm for a stretagey game... That means it takes some brains to play, more to be intrested and continue playing, and a lot to be good at it... So why is it that we have many very intellagent, logical people fighting with a being that has an I.Q. that is odviesely inferior to a child no older than 5?? Please tell me that you people didn't take him/her seroisly!!!! PLEASE?!

[insignifiGant]

if you are going to insult someone.. you could at least have the common courtesy to do it with proper spelling and grammar.

[xyxaxyz2]

Ya know... What I find really irratating about this thread? This man, or woman, or hermaphidite or whatever, started this to get attention.

Nope. I started this as a satirical representation of the argument that golds have no qualitative advantage over greys. Thats it. Thats the only point.

When I first read this I laughed, and then moved on seeing his pathetic attempt. But to my amazment... There where thouse who responded! Not only that, there where so many who responded that we now have 6 PAGES OF COMPLEATE BULL!@#$%.

I would disagree. If you really want pages of "compleate" bull you should go to the clan warfare forum. :D

So I felt that I should contribute somthing. I mean come on we're on a fourm for a stretagey game... That means it takes some brains to play, more to be intrested and continue playing, and a lot to be good at it... So why is it that we have many very intellagent, logical people fighting with a being that has an I.Q. that is odviesely inferior to a child no older than 5??

Actually, I would say that this is a fairly intellegent and original way of conveying my message.

Please tell me that you people didn't take him/her seroisly!!!! PLEASE?!

It was never meant to be taken serioisly.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Wow this thing sure did get a lot of posts for something that wasn't serious... well I say that then I look at the thousands of other threads out there... oh well :rolleyes:

[xyxaxyz2]

The God unit was not serious. The thread was.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yeah I see that... I just look back on some of those posts to this thread, people got really carried away with everything. But I'm not complaining. :)

[insignifiGant]

how about we just let it die?

[abyaly]

this deserves necrobumping

[Black_mage]

ok 4 u ppl that say u can beat with stagety:
NO U CANT
its impossible 2 deal damage 2 it
AND
it can kill ever unit on the board in one hit!
so... the only way 2 beat it would be:
turn 1: paralize it
BUT all they have 2 do it hit the chanty or frostie
and they win
this unit is so stupid
no1 would get it because is costs so much
And it takes out all stratgy and chanse to win

[Black_mage]

Originally posted by squid
ok this is the gayest i dead i have heard since president lincoln was gay. anyways this whole god thing is gay. i mean like if someone payed 100$ for a jsut a unit that never dies there would be no fun in the game i mean its like waisting 100$ instead of gaining something. cause once you have that god unit your unstoppible pretty much espcialy if the enchantress cant paralyze it even with the enchantress paralyzing it. its still gay cause once the enchantress is gone and im sure the first thing any person with a god unit will go for the enchantress first and it would be dead before you could say oh no. then the person with the god unit will gwet sick of beating everyone and quit and waist 100$ its no fun this god unti thing is just dumb and stupid

wtf?

[Black_mage]

Originally posted by Ojos_de_Iris
xyxaxyz2 a ver, lo primero que ni me voy a molestar en hablar
inglés contigo, porque creo que ni lo merece.
Una unidad inmortal: No tiene cabida en un juego de estrategia.
Si las cuentas Gold tienen la oportunidad de tener doble
arquero, doble bruja, o doble de lo que sea, es porque en el
fondo son las que estan manteniendo economicamente los
3 servidores en los que tu, yo y el resto de miembros normales
jugamos por la cara. Si quieres tener las ventajas de un gold,
págalas, y si no cállate porque esto es gratuito para quien
se conforma únicamente con pasar un buen rato.
Si no quieres, no juegues contra Golds (yo de hecho no lo
hago), pero piensa que de ellos depende el que tu estés
aquí jugando ahora.
Otra cosa, el tiempo que la gente invierte leyendo tu
unidad irracional lo podían emplear en otra cosa, o en echar
otra partidilla, así que o tomate el foro en serio, o deja de
postear. Que bastante tela tiene ya la cosa.
Saludos a los españoles e hispanohablantes, oeoeoe!!! jejeje


no habla espanol

[abyaly]

black mage...
1. please dont double (or triple) post. you could have put all your comments into one post
2. please do not argue on a topic you do not understand
3. please ask your parents what sattire is
4. please dont quote a post in a foreign language just to say you dont speak that language - especially if the post is several months old

[Asmodeus]

this is the dumbest fucking idea ive ever had the misfourtune to red...its ummm well...gay you cant killl it hurt it or paralyze..your a fucking luenitic...

[abyaly]

Asmodeus...
please ask your parents what satire is
*edit - or better yet, go here (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire)

[xyxaxyz2]

Lol...what a great thread...:D

[abyaly]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Lol...what a great thread...:D
true that

[Bottle]

Whoever made this thread was a genius!

Wow... maybe this is what Seed was working on, but it got too powerful and destroyed him...:D

Necroposting, in some cases, is good.

[insignifiGant]

Bad bottle! Bad!

[Bottle]

I didn't necropost it!

[Trigga Happy14]

I've seen good ballnced, bad unballenced and then theirs this. If it can target any unit with as much power as it wants and can heal wutever by wutever than it's unstopable. sure u'd be paying 100 a month but u'd win in as many turns as they had units. and "god" thats just lame god is a lame thing

[Bottle]

Xy, you really need to put in your initial post... we get a lot more n00bs on here nowadays, they just don't look at the post date.

[DancingChipmunk]

Wow I can deffinitley see how that can be beaten by superior skill!

[Black_mage]

Originally posted by abyaly
black mage...
1. please dont double (or triple) post. you could have put all your comments into one post
2. please do not argue on a topic you do not understand
3. please ask your parents what sattire is
4. please dont quote a post in a foreign language just to say you dont speak that language - especially if the post is several months old

i think you should understand...
i read through the posts and reply on the ones that umm... i fell like replying on
im far too lazy too read them all and put it all into 1 post
also how on earth could u not understand this?
i know what a sattire is stupid

i didn't know this post was old i just started posting but okay i wont

[bludhoundz]

nice xyx :D :D :D
but about your earlier thing about golds killing greys (superiority) and gods killing the rest, its a bit out of it (yes there are grey jumpers, but mostly are hated throughout the community) and everyone would hate these god members, but i guess thats the hate that the greys give us golds (just not as severe).
but other than the sattire part, this argument has no holes in it, and i like to watch how many noobs responded to it.

[Serge]

x, I never saw this before just now...

You are a genious some times y'know. Also, I was rolling when Ri' busted out the kettle joke. Yes, it still holds pretty true today, golds (that includes you x) have a big advantage, Now you got that whole stoned mudquake strategy...

[DuBious]

Kudos to you my friend. It's ashame how there are so many fools out there who are so stunned by the dumb humour of todays TV that they are too uncultured to understand... This was ingenious, and well said

[xerent]

Wow. This thread has more value in the quality of replies then it does in the original post. The true Genius belongs to them.

[LondonJack]

*pours some liquor on thread*

We miss you Drunken Dragon :(

[swordmaster119]

too unfair and it should count all ten units and lower power to 100
change armor to 50%, recovery time should be at least 2 turns.And it should have a three by three attack range that can reach everywhere. And the HP should be 150

---- I would rather have one person with passion for someting, than a million people who are the most athleticly gifted people in the world.---- Quote- John Lamb

[xerent]

Originally posted by swordmaster119
too unfair and it should count all ten units and lower power to 100
change armor to 50%, recovery time should be at least 2 turns.And it should have a three by three attack range that can reach everywhere. And the HP should be 150

Or you could just fix your sarcasm detector.

[Bottle]

See what I said about n00bs?

[Pballman17]

I want a unit where i cant posssibly loose. I think it should cost 500 dollars a month. Im gold and still think this idea is crap. If you don tlike loosing maybe you should just quit playing

[Bottle]

Hahaha, another one who took you seriously xyx:D :D :D

[Astaroth]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
There should be a level above gold, for people who really like the game. It will cost $100 and be be called "God" level, after the special unit recieved. In order to make sure that God cannnot be considered "superior forces," it counts as three units. For the extra money, God offers greater flexibility to God members, though they can still be defeated by superior skill.

GOD

Hit Points : 500 Movement Range : Anywhere. Teleportation.
Power : 500 Recovery Time : 0
Armor : 500%

Attack Pattern : Attacks as many or as few units as it wants. Heals as many or as few units as it wants, for as many hit points as it wants. Unblockable.

Special Abilities :
+ 100% blocking all sides. Any damage dealt to God is healed immediately.

how is that, going to be killed. impossible, any damage dealt to god is healed. know recovery time? i think you should first, make the cost to maybe 50$. and make the units all like two pieces and you also gain, gold.

[Astaroth]

bottle-i think every one knows that this, idea will never, make it tothe, game.

[Aro23r]

I'm sick of all you dumbasses.

[kyrios24]

Brilliant choice for a necro, abyaly. There's some quality idiocy on here... I hope this stays up on the first page. God damn, people are so STUPID.

[Omega_Paladin]

Xyx, you done good. And you are correct, this is even more relevent today. The unit's coming out are too powerful or underpowered, we aren't getting that wonderful balance we used to have. Formations are becoming more and more of the same as people become convinced they need certain units (I.E Muddys, duel Scouts, Frosties, Dragons.......) to win. If the current trend keeps up then (this is on counting on the fact Seed actually decides to do something for us eventually) then at about the first year anniversity of TAO all gold's will all have the exact same stratergys all consisting of the exact same units, each with only slight variations. Within 3 months of that the variations will almost cease to exist. I am not usually good at predicting the future, but I think I will be pretty on the spot here. Gold accounts offer more variation? Ha.

[Serge]

My thought's exactly O_P, I have rarely fought a gold who didn't use both scouts, a mud golem, a stonie, and a dragon. In fact, I was surprised last night that when I played Megabyte, he didn't have a frostie. He beat me anyways b/c of his stoned dragon and scouts, but that is beside the point, the reasn I have yet to go gold is b/c with so few units it seems kind of stale. I mean, if I was Seed, I would probably release some of the unit ideas in this forum (with some slight modifications of course,) just to add some variety. Sure he created a good game, but it is still basically just a demo even for golds, with so few strategy types being used I'm sure it just isn't as much fun for you golds anymore. From my experience, it's either stonie and rush, furgie and turtle, or mage bomb.

[Omega_Paladin]

You can't forget "Hunt Greys" and "Try to get your opponent to curse or press a button/s in order to make them quit" :). Those are real popular too.

[Waldo]

As many others have said already this i dea is crap. it is terribly unbalanced, not a whole idea yet, and is pathetic. any who would pay $100 for this piece junk just to be masterful in this simple internet game is nuts, a jack-ass, and has no life. this type of idea is why there aren't many new units added very often because it doesn't fit the rules of the game. An idea like this i have imagined but i told my self it was childish yet my idea was not a unbalanced as yours. do us a favor and read the paramaders on how to make units.

[the demon godz]

i am not going to pay 100$ for a game it should stay the same just be added to the gold account units that is what i think :D

the god unit should loook like the gold account server monster on the cover :rolleyes:

[DeadFishGuy]

Waldo this thread is over 6 months old and was on page number GOD KNOWS WHAT. This has long been forgotten and, therefore, not worth reviving.

Also, this unit was created as a joke. You're reacting as if it was a serious idea.

[NoEscape]

...

[VOID Shaolin]

Also, this unit was created as a joke. You're reacting as if it was a serious idea.

Good. I was whipping out the flames :D

[Mech Warrior]

OMG...r u retarted....all u need is that ONE unit and u win....whoever goes 1st between 2 "God" mamber players would win....wow, ur a real dumbass

[Al Caponeoni]

Hahahahhahahahaha.

C'mon everybody! Let's all laugh at Mech Warrior!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[DeadFishGuy]

*laughs at Mech Warrior*

Now, to the point. Can we please get this thread locked so it can die in peace?

This will be my last post on this thread.

[Aro23r]

I'll handle that deadfishguy.

[xyxaxyz2]

I think the greatest thread ever deserves to be the legitimate first.

[falco88887]

i TOTALLY agree. This proves a brilliantly hysterical satire, shows the idiocy of common people, and other things i dont feel like thinking about. I say we sticky it.

[T3km4n]

Now I see why xyx has so many posts. He posts a new post to respond to everyone.

[Bottle]

Probably one of the few threads in CAU that deserve necroing. Along with the ent.

[theburning]

I think the greatest thread ever deserves to be the legitimate first.

I was going to bring this one back!
I can't believe you stole it from me!!!!

[Bottle]

You should delete his post then. :cool:

[Morphious]

this is kinda a sad unit, $100 isnt that much, especially when you have a unit
that completely takes the stratigy out of the game.

An unbeatable unit is stupid because
1, its unbeatable,
2, you would get bored of it straight away,
3, with the unbeatable unit no1 would fight you.
4, if you came against another person with an unbeatable unit no1 wins,

The biggest one of them is the bored part...
You would get sick of winning every battle and want a proper match.
Which means you go back to the units you have when you werent paying
$100 a month, so that completely takes out the whole point of having the
unit anyway...

Just my views...

O and some of the things you want would be immpossible,
because it would mean a complete rewrite of some of the coding.
As vaules like -1 and so on would be used for a miss etc...

- Stephen

[xyxaxyz2]

this is kinda a sad unit, $100 isnt that much

I think it is. It's 20x the cost of a gold account, for a unit which offers only slightly greater combat flexibility.


An unbeatable unit is stupid because
1, its unbeatable,

Idiot. The God unit isn't unbeatable. Just because you're too weak to beat better players than you doesn't mean it's their units that are at fault. You've just got to learn to be a better player. Stop blaming all your problems on other people. Learn to accept some responsibility.

$100 a month, so that completely takes out the whole point of having the unit anyway...

Why do you insist on attacking the people who are supporting the game so freebies like you can play without paying? Where's your gratitude?

[actgfin1234]

Serve and spike. Touche Xyx. =)

[Bottle]

My god, it's still fooling people even now. Brilliant. :)

[abyaly]

Wow. I was certian this thread was closed.
Even today, many people still don't understand the point made here. Sigh.

[theburning]

It was closed.
However, I felt it was time to bring it back?

Then xyxaxyz2 stole it from me!
How rude.

[Swartzstrom]

In order to be balanced that should count as at least 4 units.

4? How about 8?

[Admiral Moor]

lol. this unit is simply bad and yet people still use this thread. it makes me up.

[Swartzstrom]

I know, right?This idiot obviously doesn't get the joke...

[Moose]

Why bring it back, it was a n00bish idea at the time and it still is.

[Swartzstrom]

Why bring it back, it was a n00bish idea at the time and it still is.

Because I felt like it. You obviously don't get the joke, either.

[Blue Mage]

THIS UNIT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO.....(etc) STUPID!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN, WHATS THE POINT!!!! HOW DO U EVEN GET IT!!!!!!! ITS SO STUPID!!!

[Cross Punisher]

this thread wins

[werewolfmaster]

lol this unit would DESTROY the game make it cost 12 units that way know one could use it that sounds good to me...

[Kyir]

THIS UNIT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO.....(etc) STUPID!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN, WHATS THE POINT!!!! HOW DO U EVEN GET IT!!!!!!! ITS SO STUPID!!!

its a joke, dumbass

[Cross Punisher]

this thread wins

[wr4th4]

The funniest thing about this thread are the different categories of people that have posted in it.

1.) The people who were around when it was first posted and understood that it was only a satirical poke at the system.

2.) The people who might not have been around at this post's conception, but still caught on to the fact that the GOD unit was never a serious attempt.

3.) The people who are too stupid to realize what groups one and two did.


And the best part about group number three is that although they have been proported to be n00bs of TAO, which they are, they also obviously qualify as n00bs of real life. What a great post.

[wildwarrior]

are u a gold member??
this unit is unbeatable. and what's with the $100. who would pay $100 for an online game?????

[finalfantasyt]

are u a gold member??
this unit is unbeatable. and what's with the $100. who would pay $100 for an online game?????
^^The reason TAO has gradually declined. i mean seriously, wr4th4 just said this was a joke in the post ahead! if you aren't smart enough to catch jokes, read the thread. :rolleyes:

[phoenixofflames]

how do u kill the freakin thing? is it immortal? if yes no fair

[DeadFishGuy]

how do u kill the freakin thing? is it immortal? if yes no fair

That reminds me, I sent you an email. The subject is "Gullible".

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Ooh! Ooh! I have a way to defeat the God unit! You see, the power of the God unit comes from idiotic n00bs getting all antsy about a joke! In order to beat the god unit, you must have secret weapon called "intelligence" you get it by pressing shift+ctrl+alt+f1-7+tab all at once!

[Chaosti]

Ooh! Ooh! I have a way to defeat the God unit! You see, the power of the God unit comes from idiotic n00bs getting all antsy about a joke! In order to beat the god unit, you must have secret weapon called "intelligence" you get it by pressing shift+ctrl+alt+f1-7+tab all at once!

no offense, but the fact that you necro'd this thread a month later for your oh so witty comment, does not bare well on your own intelligence.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

no offense, but the fact that you necro'd this thread a month later for your oh so witty comment, does not bare well on your own intelligence.
Haha, what I mean to say is, that my intelligence is minimal!
But, in all seriousness, this thread has been necroed repeatedly after longer durations of time.

[Cross Punisher]

Thats because the thread is gold. :yahoo:

[Seraph_Knight]

Now to expand on my 10 unit idea. I actually was thinking of creating a "god" type unit. It would count as 10 units and stuff. But i realized from this post frost golems would own it. Maybe if it was immune. Either way, it would be something like a combination of all the units. Hard to balance it right.

And either way, my logic is impecable. There are only 2 possibilities:
1) Opponent goes first. He does something that doesn't hurt the god unit. God unit does 10000000000000000000000000 damage to all enemies and wins.
2) God goes first. It does 100000000000000000000000 damage to all enemies and wins.

Its like Tic-Tac-Toe. No matter how good ur strategy is unless it involves underhanded cheating, you cant win.

Sir, you appear to be stupid and/or dead.

[Seraph_Knight]

Thats because the thread is gold. :yahoo:

Stupidity is always fun

[mikeejimbo]

My first post ever on this forum!

And I just have to say to xyx: You are a genius!

I could more or less tell who realized you were being satrical and who didn't by the quality of the typing, not to mention the content and yet, I find it amusing to point out the coorelation.

And everyone else who realized it was a joke, you guys are great too, especially when you started going along with it at first, but then when too many people complained about it, tried to explain what a satire was.

Oh, and of course, to those people who didn't know, thanks to you too! Without you, it wouldn't have been nearly as funny! You've made my day!

[Swartzstrom]

Hmm...the God unit pwns. Period.

[Sanity]

My first post ever on this forum!

And I just have to say to xyx: You are a genius!

I could more or less tell who realized you were being satrical and who didn't by the quality of the typing, not to mention the content and yet, I find it amusing to point out the coorelation.

And everyone else who realized it was a joke, you guys are great too, especially when you started going along with it at first, but then when too many people complained about it, tried to explain what a satire was.

Oh, and of course, to those people who didn't know, thanks to you too! Without you, it wouldn't have been nearly as funny! You've made my day!
Thank you for being a smart newb. I hope you have a nice day, and may all your rep be positive. :)

[Seraph_Knight]

I've been reading his posts and none of them are nooby, they are quite itelligent, so not only do i give rep to him, I will refuse to refer to him as noob.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I've been reading his posts and none of them are nooby, they are quite itelligent, so not only do i give rep to him, I will refuse to refer to him as noob.
Exactly why he referred to him as a "newb".

[thelightomen]

God, this unit is the best ever, but you have to make it hard to get, like you can nly get if your stats are like 5000 or mayby something lower.

[Cross Punisher]

God, this unit is the best ever, but you have to make it hard to get, like you can nly get if your stats are like 5000 or mayby something lower.Maybe he'll get it someday :rolleyes:

[Punishment]

Great unit.

[!Hitchhiker!]

you pretty much win if u have it, it cant die..

[shatterstar]

chanty/frost pwns god.

[Cross Punisher]

chanty/frost pwns god.I think you missed the part where it can attack more than one unit in a turn with its 500 power

[Hellblazer]

I also think we missed the part where the creation date was in 2003.

[deleryn]

I think its still awesome regardless. :P

[Punishment]

IRT Jingle:

Do you think this unit would make enchantress too powerful? We can't have that. God members sacrifice $100 and 2 other units just to gain the God unit, this added flexibility shouldn't be overly weakened by a single lowly unit.

Added special ability: Immune to paralyzation.

God pwns Chantys.

[some1udontknow]

I still think the DivineRight unit is cool.

[Sluff]

Too bad no one would buy it.

[z. master]

well atleast u grabed my attention with such names, because with names used frecquently i dont go too

peep peep tata cheereo

[WarHoundz]

awesome unit it would so pwn

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Too bad no one would buy it.
Too bad that's not the point of this thread.

[phoenixofflames]

when was this bumped? i remember this lol

[parking lot]

it should be 25$. 100$ is unrealistic. and the name should be changed. lots of religious people would be angry

[WarHoundz]

Your mean people like me yea i guess it sort of makes me angry but I can't do anything about it..

[Alaric]

This unit is crap. Let it die.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

You people all fail.

[Ninai]

This thread gives look into history of TAO.

[Rafen09]

U mean the belief of money=Power instaed of skill?

[Ninai]

I mean the time when some greys raved against presence of gold accounts, which had more power for some money.So ya.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I mean the time when some greys raved against presence of gold accounts, which had more power for some money.So ya.
All of these posts are proof that this thread and its idea are immortal.

[Cross Punisher]

this thread wins

[Kyir]

it should be 25$. 100$ is unrealistic. and the name should be changed. lots of religious people would be angry

Again, die in fire.

Seriously.

[SpAwN!]

oh, so u buy it and u will almost instantly have 9999+ stats, how can u win?

[scb]

We religious people won't mind as long as God is all-powerful and doesn't unbalance the game... which is impossible ;)

[Ninai]

Youll not have 9999+ stats. Youll lose to the clever ones which made up some succesfull strategy against it and to another owners of god.

(and btw. more stats doesnt mean youre better,theyre not the reason of winning)

[Kyir]

We religious people won't mind as long as God is all-powerful and doesn't unbalance the game... which is impossible ;)

Saurfang could kick god's ass in-game.

[Cross Punisher]

Youll not have 9999+ stats. Youll lose to the clever ones which made up some succesfull strategy against it and to another owners of god.

(and btw. more stats doesnt mean youre better,theyre not the reason of winning)god can never be defeated, just drawed by another god player

[Ninai]

Nope, the player which owns god can be outplayed by opponents super inteligent first move... and so on. See what Xyxaxyz said.

If the two players who own gods face in one battle,it is usually won by the one which moves first,it can deal -50000 damage to all opponents units and therefore kill his god.:p (Even all other units would have 50000 health-maybe)

[Cross Punisher]

did you forget god has 500 armor? he takes no damage from another god's unblockable attack

[Ninai]

No, god can deal even minus numbers of attack and the armor will "reduce" it to plus numbers.

[Cross Punisher]

all damage done to god in healed instantly, but hey if we all practiced hard enough I'm sure someone could find a way to kill it.

[Ninai]

Oh.. I forgot on something.Does he even rise from the dead? If not,it should be added there. The unit is too weak without this.

[Cross Punisher]

no if he could rise from the dead god would be too overpowered, he is only beaten with superior skill, he doesn't need some overpowered ability like the power to revive himself.. .