What would you do if Ach was president?

[paulk6]

Well, at least he would be better than Bush. So what would you do?

[xerent]

Get away with crime, 'cause then I would have 'connections'.

[paulk6]

I would get away with more, because I have better connections. After all, did you send him macaroni and cheese in the mail? Didn't think so :p

[T3km4n]

I would cry

[h()()t]

I would run like hell.

[S_K_O_F]

I be secretary of defense

[paulk6]

I'd be secretary of mac n cheese.

[Omega_Paladin]

I would take over several third countries and start a resistence movement againest myself.

[paulk6]

And I would send you some mac n' cheese and everything would be better.

[h()()t]

I would ask for money.

[Omega_Paladin]

I would use the mac n' cheese to garner favors in Ach's court and become the power to the southwest side of the throne.

[h()()t]

I would be the vp.

[Omega_Paladin]

Of what? I think Ach still has an opening for VP of Consumed Foods.

[h()()t]

ill take it.

[paulk6]

H()()t you would be sentanced to life in prison with no chance of parole.

[h()()t]

and why is that?

[paulk6]

3 crimes:
Talking in all caps sometimes
Bad grammar
Bad spelling

[DKR]

Can I be something :(

[roamingstorm]

dkr could be the head of the nations police force

and al and i could be the heads of the department of pasta

[thrdflrmshr]

If Lord Achilles was President, I'd petition for George W. Bush to be reinstated.

This is a stupid idea.

[Glamdring]

... Somehow I think I'd end up an intern.

Whether I wanted to be one or not ;).

[Jeffery]

So, are we going to have Lord Ach and Al run for president? We can have TAO election s for president. Each person with a certain number of posts (so we know they are legit) get a vote. The winner is declared President, and gets to pick their own cabinet. Every four months we hold another election. No TAO president can hold more than 3 terms.

[dim]

That is a most wicked Idea sir but the 3 terms thing has to go I say LET THE PEOPLE CHOOSE.
If we want Al or Ach in for more than 3 terms I don't see why they can't be. Athough I do see a very Strong 3rd party candidate in DR if he should so chose to run.
You should start an actuall thread for nominations and then start one to poll votes sir. I would but I don't know if I would be able to figure out how to do it.

Glamdring ma'am you don't have to be an intern you can be my assistant if you like. I have Al's ear every now and again ma'am and perhaps he might give you a post of your own after all you are a very active person in the forums and every good president needs a good PR person.

[Jeffery]

DR doesn;t run for anything. He's the Overlord of TAO. Give me a bit, and I will start an election process like never seen before.

[Glamdring]

Ach has appointed me as his campaign manager. Let me know if you'd like to trade favors.

[paulk6]

I'd be in, although if I'm running against Al, I'd lose. Ach could be my running mate.

[Lord Achilles]

If you choose me, I will have free cookies and beer for all. And every thursday is mac n cheese night. And I promise that if you get me some nukes, I'll get rid of those pesky masquitos.

*Kisses baby*

[paulk6]

The mac n cheese is courtesy of me.

[dim]

Originally posted by Jeffery
DR doesn;t run for anything. He's the Overlord of TAO. Give me a bit, and I will start an election process like never seen before.

At least we wont have to use those things they did in florida a couple of years back CHADS. he he +

[S_K_O_F]

Originally posted by Glamdring
Ach has appointed me as his campaign manager. Let me know if you'd like to trade favors.

*lets glamdring know*

[Glamdring]

Once you've convinced two people to vote for achilles (and they have to give you credit), you will have secured the position requested and be given full authority over issues of smoothness, size, and shape.

[Elentari]

For a second there, when I read that title, I thought it said "What would you do if ach was pregnant". It was quite strange.

If ach was president, I would go live in the rainforest.

[Al Caponeoni]

Indeed.

:)

[h()()t]

Originally posted by Elentari
For a second there, when I read that title, I thought it said "What would you do if ach was pregnant". It was quite strange.

If ach was president, I would go live in the rainforest.

I have no clue to how you got that but ok....

[Serge]

If Ach was president I would shoot paulk6.

*shoots paulk6*

That's for starting so many damned threads...plick...

[ck1]

I would kill h()()t and not get in any legal troule for it. I might even get paid for it.:D

[h()()t]

Why in the hell would you kill me. I would already be dead.

[xyxaxyz2]

I would oppose it at every step.

[S_K_O_F]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
I would oppose it at every step.

and I would support it at everystep

because i don't have a mind of my own...i agree 100% with everything that achilles says...

all hail Lord Achilles...The Man with The Plan

[abyaly]

I would watch the universe explode...

[roamingstorm]

id tell him to give me wisconsin, beer and harleys the best combination ever

[Dark*Demon]

i would get up and start nuking everything and i mean EVERYTHING!!

[actgfin1234]

MAJOR BUMB! You all are welcome in advance....*chuckle* Ahh what a great thread...If Ach was president I would cry with joy...then he could force Seed to make a new damned unit =Þ

[Dark*Demon]

nice u necroed the thread now its back form the dead ahhhh

[theburning]

If he was the president I really wouldn't care.

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by theburning
If he was the president I really wouldn't care.
That's only because you don't live in the country of which he would be President. Even living so close, I'd be afraid. Very afraid.

[Itzphill]

i would ask him to make TAO a school sport.

[Dark*Demon]

tao isnt a sport

[MokoToko]

thats why he would ask him to make it one, duh

[Lord Achilles]

I would be a great president. I'd nuke everything. EVERYTHING. First I would nuke Mars. Then a few whales. Then maybe some planes. And a popcorn factory. And last but not least I'd nuke Monster Island, so we could have a REAL Godzilla, finally.

[Walrus]

but can u really take on the box of tic tacs?

http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

[ck1]

If Ach was president, I would tell him that I want to be his lackey.

Actually, Ach, I want to be your lackey anyways. I need another master with Wurtil gone.

[Serge]

President? Ach's grown soft. A few months ago Ach would have said "F*** president, I'm going to be the supreme overlord of the entire planet."

[paulk6]

Well, as President, he could declare himself supreme overlord of the entire planet.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

it would be like a nuclear killing everything and every1 is dead


the end

[paulk6]

Especially the whales ^_^

[ck1]

Whales suck. Nuke them.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

ah ride out with the whales or try to go to mars

[-God-]

Dude, whales are awesome!

I saw this show, and there were all these harp seals, and they were being all cute and fuzzy and stuff . . . and then this giant wave came up on the beach and this orca whale broke out of it and crushed half the seals and then ate the rest and flung the few survivors to the other orca whales! mwahahahaha! CARNAGE!

So save the orca whales, but you can kill the rest.

[ck1]

Fine. We can shove all the orca whales into your house....I mean box. Happy?

[Northwind]

As Ach's father, I have to say that I find the idea of Ach being president to be pretty scary. While I see the temptation of his "nuke everything" plan, I find it a bit lacking in subtlety and finesse. I could maybe get behind a plan to "nuke half of everything," but everything seems like a bit much to me.

However, I suppose I will allow him to run for president just this once as long as he keeps feeding the dog and keeps his room clean. Also, his curfew is 10:00. (And no excuses like "Gee Dad, I was gonna be home on time but this whole geopolitical emergency sorta popped up and, you know, I had to, like, deal with it and all.")

[Sub-Zero]

OMFG I'd kill myself wtf has this world come to if ach is president?!!

[ck1]

Originally posted by ck1
If Ach was president, I would tell him that I want to be his lackey.

Actually, Ach, I want to be your lackey anyways. I need another master with Wurtil gone.

If ach was president, I would bump this thread in opes that he will respond.

[Glamdring]

Northwind I know this is the wrong thread and all, but... will you marry me?

I see you in action and I just burn for you. I'm sure we'll find some way to work through the difficulties of you and your son sharing a wife...

[ck1]

Glam, even though I barely know you..... will you marry me?

[Lord Achilles]

Serge, I have not grown soft. Not at all. I just have to make mister DR happy. But he has yet to see my master plan unfold....

*Ahem*

Anyways....

Yes, dad. I forgot to tell you I'm running for President. I'm not a Democrat or Republican, I'm a Nukeocrat. I'll make a great president. Like I said before...

Those Commie son of a bitches are going down.

[Northwind]

Glam,
I will consider your offer of marriage. However, you should know that I come with a fair amount of baggage (both physical and emotional). In addition to Ach, I have two other children and another wife. Not that they would be unwilling to share, its just that I'm sure some squabbling would result as we were working things out.

Also, you should know that years of abuse and mistreatment have left me somewhat emotionally scarred. I have frequent swearing fits and will occasionally hold my head in my hands and rock back and forth for hours at a time. However, I only rarely go on stabbing sprees anymore and have not been arrested in 127 (count them,127) days!

So other than that stuff, I'm good to go.

And Ach -- Democrat, Republican, Nukocrat, whatever. Just get your ass home and clean those dishes you said you were gonna do last night. Glam, as his wife, I would assume you'd keep him in line a little more.

[Lord Achilles]

If you didn't know, she's my wife too!

And if you vote for me, I can just nuke the dishes. It's that easy. No more scrubbing. No more water. No more dirty hands. A bit of radiation and with a nuclear winter will do the trick.

[Itzphill]

hey since glam has so many husbands would another hurt??? im up 4 it.

[Itzphill]

o and ach dont nuke burning. after all she is my love... (counts down the 4 years till its legal)

[ck1]

Hey Northwind, can I be your son?

[Serge]

Glam needs to adopt me as her son. That way I can be both Northwinds son, and grandson, and Ach's brother and son. How friggin' cool would that be?

[ck1]

bumpity bump

[cs_zero]

Originally posted by Serge
Glam needs to adopt me as her son. That way I can be both Northwinds son, and grandson, and Ach's brother and son. How friggin' cool would that be?
that would be kinda weird...

[ck1]

Originally posted by ck1
Glam, even though I barely know you..... will you marry me?

hello?

[cs_zero]

she has already chossen me, didnt u get the wedding cake we e-mailed u??

[Hatchet Warrior]

If Lord Achilles was president, we all would have to be formal (joking). if ach was president at least we would have a cool president, instead if the dipstick we have now.

[Lord Achilles]

Originally posted by Hatchet Warrior
If Lord Achilles was president, we all would have to be formal (joking). if ach was president at least we would have a cool president, instead if the dipstick we have now.

The same dipstick who refuses to use the nukes that are available to him.

[Hatchet Warrior]

yes, that is the dipstick. if you were president, you would use them all.

[Atomsk]

what about all the bunnies they'd be nuked too, THINK OF THE BUNNIES MAN!!! what if you were to place a satellite that emitted a force field to all rabbit dna around the globe, then the bunnies wouldn't have to melt...on the other hand...bunnies are alive...ok, only save the dead bunnies, that way we'd be able to keep their population under control.

[Serge]

If Ach were president, I would eat Atomsk's soul for confusing the hell outta me with that last post about friggin' bunnies.

[Walrus]

in (or against) the interests of the aforementioned whales, i feel i should post this:

http://maddox.xmission.com/whales_suck.html

[ChingyDTP]

if ach were president i would want to be the secretary of music :cool: and watching nukes from that secret satillite station i built i mean.......having ach for president would be cool he would nuke all the pointless countries some of us don't know of and those pesky whales will be gone oh yeah and ach can you adopt me? :D

[Walrus]

ill be the minister of walrus.


waaaallrus.

http://www.uploadyourimages.com/viewer.php?pix=520359minister_walrus.jpg

yeah baby

[DeadFishGuy]

If Ach became president, I'd have proof that the world really has gone to Hell.