TAO Presidential Election Nominations

[Jeffery]

We will be holding a TAO Presidential Election over the next 2 weeks about.
The first thing is to elect nominations for President. Post here in the thread who you think should be a nominee. The top 4 spots will get to go on to the next round. I will be keeping track of your posts, and calculating the winners. Anny person with under 100 posts is too young to vote.

[DivineRight]

Why are we having a presidential election for?

[Hashish_Scout]

I hereby nominate Al Caponeoni for president, the surehanded benefactor/mobster/texan of TAO. Everyone please feel free to steal my "pin" or Dim's so that Al's influence may spread. God bless America! Peace out.

[paulk6]

Woot. Go Ach.

[Al Caponeoni]

Why thank you, HS, for my nomination!

(You are back/visiting? STAY!)

:D

[Glamdring]

I would like to nominate Lord Achilles, the future dictator of the world and Al C's only Irish friend. Ach was once close to being conservative, but has since seen the true horror of that path. Nuke the whales, Ach is rad.

http://img16.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img16&image=Bannerp.jpg

[Lord Achilles]

If I win, those Soviet sons of a b*****s are going down.

Woot.

Campeign Banner (http://img16.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img16&image=Bannerp.jpg)

[DivineRight]

I nominate theburning because she is the boss of me.

[Lord Achilles]

DivineRight, if you vote for me, I'll make it a law that theburning has to marry you. Along with any other girls.

[Al Caponeoni]

My Campaign Banner (http://img19.exs.cx/img19/5668/Campaign.jpg)

Indeed.

[Lord Achilles]

Beat this biznatch: http://img7.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img7&image=Bannerp.jpg

[theburning]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
DivineRight, if you vote for me, I'll make it a law that theburning has to marry you. Along with any other girls.

He already made his vote !
He's not going to change it !

[WArdog]

I vote for thebruning and if you don't vote for burning then you got a prob and you may make DR mad for not agreeing with him to have her president. so if i were u i would say burning. So do the right thing ;)

EDIT : By theburning, I mean Juliette's legs :)

[Lord Achilles]

Originally posted by theburning
He already made his vote !
He's not going to change it !

If you vote for me, I'll give you a giraffe.

[Al Caponeoni]

Nuke the Whales My A** (http://img14.exs.cx/img14/863/Whale.jpg)

:D

I won't rely on bribes to make people vote for me. (I mean, I won't bribe people with giraffes, I bribe people with cold hard cash)

;)

[Lord Achilles]

Screw that. Everyone wants a giraffe.

Vote for me, that Italian douche bag will mess up some how!

[Al Caponeoni]

Vote for me, that Irish Mick bastard will float his liver with your tax money.

:D

Oh, and if I'm elected, there will be no taxes.

;)

[theburning]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
If you vote for me, I'll give you a giraffe.

A giraffe?
Unfortunately I have no interest in having a pet giraffe.


It's interesting that Lord Achilles is his own biggest fan :)

[Al Caponeoni]

Let's see. . . no taxes, and I will start an Anit-Noob Campaing. Any individual who asks DR or a Mod a noobish question and insists on annoying them will be hunted down and have their legs broken.

:)

[abyaly]

Al gets my vote :D

[S_K_O_F]

achilles has my support

hey...can I be secretary of breast implants?
I will advise with the smoothness of silicon and saline

[Glamdring]

Not a *pet* giraffe... this will be your very own hyper-intelligent giraffe back-up. You want to go through the intersection and people are annoying you, this giraffe will stop traffic to let you through. It will be your personal body-guard and servant in all ways. What more could you want?

[ChingyDTP]

well i elect theburning and y am i not being nominated :(

[Al Caponeoni]

:rolleyes: Pshhh. . .

I'll assign all people who vote for me a real bodyguard, equipped with a Reuger. Oh yes, he will do more than *stop* traffic for you, he'll bust up anyone who gets in your way.

:)

[Lord Achilles]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Anti-Noob Campaing.
:)

I beat you to that campeign... I started a looooooong time ago.

No taxes? Vote for me and the government will pay YOU taxes.

theburning, how about I give you the rights to ownership of Porche?

Also, I will nuke everything that moves.

[Glamdring]

Especially those pesky whales.

[ChingyDTP]

if u nuke everything that moves then your voters will be killed :p

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
Also, I will nuke everything that moves.

We move.

:eek:

Vote for me, and I will nuke everything that is bothersome (even in the smallest manner) to anyone involved with TAO.

[Lord Achilles]

Don't vote for me and I'll KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

[ChingyDTP]

well u can kill my family my parents dont even care about me to much so i dont care!

[Al Caponeoni]

Don't have to worry about Ach, if you vote for me.

If you cast your vote in my favor, I will assign free protection to you and your family. That includes a constant watch over your house by mobsters with tommy guns, and a flyby by three B52s every fifteen minutes.

:)

[Lord Achilles]

Vote for me and I'll destroy this planet, and make a new one. Out of marshmellows.

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
Vote for me and I'll destroy this planet.

Exactly why you shouldn't vote for Ach.

Where, exactly, do you plan to sustain life while you build this entire new planet, Ach?

And how exactly do you plan to create an atmosphere for the Marshmallow planet?

:)

[Lord Achilles]

I'll just steal this atmosphere silly.

[dim]

"VOTE FOR AL.....VOTE FOR ALL. Here take this sir."

*Dim passes out campaign fliers for AL*

"VOTE FOR AL.....VOTE FOR ALL."

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/6307/flier.jpg

[Al Caponeoni]

What, exactly, do you plan to contain the atmosphere in to keep it stable and life-sustaining?

(Oh, check your PMs)

[Lord Achilles]

An empty smuckers jar, of course.

[Al Caponeoni]

You would need roughly 600,000,000,000,000 empty Smucker's Jars, and some sort of device that creates a vortex to extract the appropriate elements from the air, while sorting it properly.

:)

[Lord Achilles]

Vacuum, duh.

[Al Caponeoni]

That vacuum would have to have an opening at least 4,000,000 feet wide, and would have to have the sucking power of at least 8,500,000,000 psi.

:)

Not to mention an ultra-high tech methane/carbon/oxegyn sorter.

:D

[Lord Achilles]

My Oreck has a life time guarantee, I'm sure it can handle it.

[Al Caponeoni]

Hmm. . .

It guarantees a life-time, problem free, sucking-and-sustaining-of-carbon-based-atmospheres?

:)

Don't think so.

[Duffman]

Well so far only 3 people have been voted for. Al, Ach and burning. But 4 people are going to 'the finals'. Soooooo one vote for someone completely random would throw a whole nother potential candiate in there.

Well my path is clear. I'm going to vote for Al.

[DKR]

I vote for Trauger

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by DKR
I vote for Trauger

:eek:

Why thank you Duffman!
Every vount counts! :D

DKR, please change your vote.

:)

[DKR]

I was going to vote for Sir Vival but he is not around.

I will change my vote if you can give me a reason to persuade me

[Darrington]

I vote for Juliette's legs.

[xerent]

I'm sorry, I nominate Ach.

He'll be too busy running around in an open field with a jelly jar and a dust buster to cause any more trouble.

[theburning]

Originally posted by xerent
I'm sorry, I nominate Ach.

He'll be too busy running around in an open field with a jelly jar and a dust buster to cause any more trouble.

I'm VERY disappointed in you Xerent :(



Anyhow, I vote for Darrington's hands !

EDIT-- Xerent is so dreamy! I could never imagine being nominated without him! Remember, a vote for my legs is a vote for a great man!

[Hashish_Scout]

If you click this link, the reasons shall be very clear as to why one should vote for the all-mighty and all-knowing (Yes, he knows what you do with those pencil toppers at night, Ach) Al Caponeoni. All swayers click here (http://www.imperturbable.net/al_campaign.gif)! All others click here (http://www.imperturbable.net/al_campaign.gif), which leads to the exact same place but in a new and exacting position.

Al for President!

[Serge]

If you guys were being serious I would nominate xy, but since you're not I have to say one thing. Ach, I'm the Future Supreme Ruler of the Universe. We've been over this, being that I have blood from so many different races I will have support from all of them, which will be enough to conquer all my non-supporters. Also, I have hidden in a warehouse, enough Surge for the whole world, I will then pollute all the water and other drinks so they have to drink that, then I will make them join my army to get it. In short, I win...stamp-licker.

[h()()t]

KICK ASS.

[The real Batman]

i vote juliette's legs

[ck1]

I vote Al. I am his lackey. I do whatever he says. I am also trained in 86 different types of martial arts and have mastered the handling and operating of 9,756 kinds of guns/vehicles. You will all die if you don't vote for Al. Nuff said.:cool:

[wolf-boy]

hmmmm. who to nominate, well since darrington wanted me to nominate him...i think i'll nominate none other than........

The Burning :)

[JC86]

My vote goes for Juliette's legs...One thing....


Al.....I will shoot you my self no need of My people to do so...

Lord arch....Hmmmm good luck dude but i think your campaign is weak,


honestly Who can go against those sexy Legs of Juliette no body...a giraffe...Wtf porchse Rights? lame....offer better things honestly anyways


YOU GO GIRL....JULIEETE GET MY VOTE FOR HER LEGS!

[Serge]

xyxaxyz2 for president. If you seriously wanted a president of TAO, who would be better than x?

[roody poo]

I also vote for Juliette's legs! Why you ask? Well there are certain things in life that you just don't question. Like when you ask your wife why she needs 30 pairs of shoes. Or when your mom used to ask, do you want me to slap that look off your face. Or...well, you get the picture.

A vote for Juliette's legs is a vote for a bright future.

[Thargor]

Juliettes Legs. Definitely.

[elf]

even though it probably wont count, i vote for julia's legs. damn, how could you not??

[truffleshfl]

my vote goes to Juliette's legs.

[Elentari]

Of *course* my vote goes for Julia's legs. What else???

[lostandconfused]

My vote is split. I vote for Julia's right leg, and Al. Al, you better supply me with a bodyguard.

(Now back to my game of Texas Holdem, I have some money to win.)

[blazedaces]

Sorry Ach... I would have voted for you if not for those bad drawings. Juliette's legs are also WAY too sexy to not stare at. You can't stop staring at them... I mean WOWZERZ!

Juliette's legs for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dim]

You guys do know if Juliette were to get in office all women would start wearing pants suits right.

[falco88887]

i'll give in to the legs if juliette posts a pic.

[BlackSyphon]

Xyx: 1 vote
Burning: 11 votes
Ach: 5 votes
Al: 5 votes

I vote for...*drum role*ach! Just becuase I feel like it...

[Serge]

When I become Supreme Ruler of the Universe I will declare x president of TAO and voting will be an antiquity of an inferior way of life.

[Dark-Death]

i vote for Juliettes legs

[-WorD-]

we need to se sum legs cause how can u vote if u havnt seen em?

[DivineRight]

Julia's legs for President! Yea yea yea! I am DivineRight so I can vote as many times as I want.

[dim]

Originally posted by DivineRight
Julia's legs for President! Yea yea yea! I am DivineRight so I can vote as many times as I want.

OH YEAH sir well I am DIM so I can vote alot of times to becuase I don't know any better. LOL

[theburning]

Originally posted by -WorD-
we need to se sum legs cause how can u vote if u havnt seen em?

I'm not exactly sure why ?
There are no pictures of the other people being voted for?

Anyhow, some actually have seen a picture of my legs...well sort of.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Al has my vote! :D

[falco88887]

*casts vote for legs* go julia!

[Supermang]

i vote for the legs based on their pun potential .... cmon, legs 'running' for prez ... wocka wocka wocka

[Lord Achilles]

Vote for me and I will make it a strict law that girls must dress like THIS (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V121872.jpg) every day, all day (That's right everyone! Even theburning!).

[Al Caponeoni]

Well, I would personally like to thank everyone who has voted for me, but Juliette's Legs seem to be taking the cake!

HS, that banner is sheer pastaness.

*sigh* I don't think Juliette's legs have any mind power. Hell, they don't even have opposable thumbs!

:eek:

Ach, I say that women can wear what they want to wear.

(crosses fingers and hopes for female votes)

;)

[Lord Achilles]

I say we make me president and force them into lingerie.

*Eyes Elentari*

[Snarr]

I vote for theburning's legs.

[Serge]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
Vote for me and I will make it a strict law that girls must dress like THIS (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V121872.jpg) every day, all day (That's right everyone! Even theburning!).


If all female's dressed like that everyone would find trouble keeping their breakfast down. Also, women are our equal's and should be treated as such.

[xyxaxyz2]

Add one vote for theburning's legs. :)

And I'll vote for Julia also; I can't imagine a better person, for this or anything.

[Twelve]

Any man worth his salt would vote for theburning's legs. I mean, COME ON. It's obvious. You think I would vote for the other ones compared to this? HA!

That being said, I would like a picture of this particular candidate. I'm sure that such a picture would compel the male block of the voting population to support the legs 100%. Only jealous females will vote against that, and since there are not many of those around, no problem.

The Burning's Legs is the obvious path to proper leadership in this country.


12-out.

[T3km4n]

I vote wet for president

[Glamdring]

*sniff* why doesn't anyone love me anymore?

No one but xerent... and he's too shy to tell me straight out. But I know the truth.

Edit: ooooh, {evil cackle} take a look at my post count. I think I'll leave this as my last post for the night...

[DivineRight]

Xerent you chicken! Stand up and take hold of your woman's hand!!!!

Don't worry Glam, I'll straighten him up for you.

[Cavour]

Im with T3k...

Wet's obviously done more for this community then any other, by far...

But Id also like to give a shout-out to Juliette's legs...

Go legs...

[Anarchy1]

I have witnessed these legs and wow, that picture does not even serve them justice. I worship her legs. My vote definitly goes to TheBurning's legs. Hopefully the ass will run for vice presidant :D

[Bottle]

I vote for Julia's whole body. Fortunately, that includes her legs, so chalk another one up for them :)

So when is the actual vote coming out? Or are you afraid that the *Edit this poll (moderators only)* button will be in use? ;)

[Hashish_Scout]

OK, you guys, now you're all just being silly. Ach is definately out of the running, in any case. He just isn't realistic enough, he doesn't bring the kind of daring-do, solemnity, intelligence, and overall kickass mobster style that Al does. C'mon. A planet made out of marshmallow? It just isn't feasible. Now, for some reason at this point theburning's legs are in the lead. This just can't be. Her legs, are, by their nature, quite lovely, but not quite suited to be president, lacking both a brain and any means to communicate. Which leaves Al. Al the Great, Al the Mobster, Mr. Soon-to-be-president. I bring you: His second campaign poster, which highlights all his accomplishments. Bask in his glory and change your vote now before it's too late!

His Poster (http://www.imperturbable.net/al_poster.jpg)

Oh, and by the way, Glamdring your post count is indeed awesome. You must now never post again to preserve its awesomeness.

[DeadFishGuy]

I'm voting for theburning. Not for her legs, or any other part of her anatomy for that matter, but for her as a person.

I figure she is best suited to be president.

Besides, if she does get elected she has to bring her body (including the legs) with her, doesent she?


P.S. If, for some reason, I can't vote for theburning, Al is my second choice. As long as he forces the mods to sticky the Pivot animation thread that is.:)

[Twelve]

(Off topic...Dead Fish, please check your pm...because dang...I gotta tell you something)


12

[DKR]

There is still one vote for Trauger from me ^_^

Trauger 4 Prezzie!!! (http://img3.exs.cx/img3/5018/Trauger.jpg)

[DeadFishGuy]

I don't want a grey jumper, I want a black one.


P.S. Twelve, now you check your PMs!

[Al Caponeoni]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
OK, you guys, now you're all just being silly. Ach is definately out of the running, in any case. He just isn't realistic enough, he doesn't bring the kind of daring-do, solemnity, intelligence, and overall kickass mobster style that Al does. C'mon. A planet made out of marshmallow? It just isn't feasible. Now, for some reason at this point theburning's legs are in the lead. This just can't be. Her legs, are, by their nature, quite lovely, but not quite suited to be president, lacking both a brain and any means to communicate. Which leaves Al. Al the Great, Al the Mobster, Mr. Soon-to-be-president. I bring you: His second campaign poster, which highlights all his accomplishments. Bask in his glory and change your vote now before it's too late!

His Poster (http://www.imperturbable.net/al_poster.jpg)

Oh, and by the way, Glamdring your post count is indeed awesome. You must now never post again to preserve its awesomeness.

HS, you are now my official running-mate. Al C and HS all the way!

C'mon you vets. . . you must respect HS's opinion!

:)

[Jeffery]

I am making a new thread for official party nominations so people will see what they are easier.

Please no longer post in this thread. The votes will be much easier to count if everyone sticks to the current threads. Here it the current one.
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9763

[Al Caponeoni]

So the canidates have no say over their vice pres?

Arg. . .

Oh well.

Good luck to everyone!

[DKR]

I can't believe you won't accept Trauger :(

Just because he is different you discriminate him!!!

I even voted for him!

[ck1]

Originally posted by ck1
I vote Al. I am his lackey. I do whatever he says. I am also trained in 86 different types of martial arts and have mastered the handling and operating of 9,756 kinds of guns/vehicles. You will all die if you don't vote for Al. Nuff said.:cool:


Al, did u hear me?

[Al Caponeoni]

Yes, I know ck1. I thank you for your services.

:D

AIM Name(s) for you:

Haunch
Joe Moe
PinkGumMafioso
HamsterLacky
Capone's Guard
Master Butler
DancingLacky
Cant Kill #1
CHamsterKLacky1

[T3km4n]

Haha, no one has voted for DR.

[Dark*Demon]

yea well DR is popular but Al rules all

[Darrington]

Definately nobody cares about anything cause we're all staring at Juliette's legs. Nothing else really matters. *shrugs*

So, obviously, if they were president, it would make sense that other things would get done well and er... other stuff... and legs...

[Cavour]

I vote on having theburning and Julietee's legs seperate candidates...

[ck1]

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Yes, I know ck1. I thank you for your services.

:D

AIM Name(s) for you:

Haunch
Joe Moe
PinkGumMafioso
HamsterLacky
Capone's Guard
Master Butler
DancingLacky
Cant Kill #1
CHamsterKLacky1


Whoa. I chose CHamsterKLacky1 but it says that i dont have permission........wierd. Al, check ur PMs.

[psychofireman]

i vote for a3

[ck1]

GRRRRR...... Al, do i have eprmission to kill?

[Al Caponeoni]

Yes.

And check out my final speech on the other thread.

Out.

:mad:

[T3km4n]

Where...is...WET?!?!

[Bottle]

psycho, trying posting that on the other thread...:D