The General Discussion forum has felt my power, will your forum be next?

BWAHAHAHA!!! It is I, Nads, and tonight my rampage through the General Discussion Forum was too much for many players. With my overwhelming wit that is guaranteed to flame all, many opponents simply admitted they had been flamed and surrendered at the sight of my control of the English Language. I extend my challenge to any that believe they have the typing ability to pose a threat to me, although I warn you now, the languages of humans can not begin to describe the fear that will be instilled on all that defy my will.

You have been warned, my wrath quickly approaches.

Your friendly neighborhood apprentice post whore,
Nads

[Edited to regain control of my English]

shut up

You can't use the word "wrath", I copy righted it. I'm sueing you.

Hi there *cough*ripoff*cough*, excuse me i had something in my throat.

wow its rare to find people who actually read Wurtils thread, how many of us are there?

I am proud to say I read the entire thing and even resaurceted it once.

-EDIT BY MOD-
No one is above the law!
Resurrected

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Originally posted by Snarr
I am proud to say I read the entire thing and even resaurceted it once.

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WOAH! :eek: How'd you reed an entire Wurtil thread i just skimmed it, saw a word in my name, and decided to sue him;however, this thread is much smaller than the usual ones he writes.

That's like my favourite thread anyway nads put the effort in we should at the very least insult him like everyone insulted Wurtil when he first posted.

Nads you douchbag shut up!

haha, snarr, you have prooved my theroy wrong! tao DOES INDEED ask assholes to become mods. did you ever get your extra dragon like aro did?

Yeah, but Wurtil just brushed it off with a few witty remarks that left everyone in a daze and insulted state. I can say I too read the entire thing. Bow before me.

-=LOL=-
No I didn't.
But I only insulted him out of niceness not out of assholeness, thats what they want when they make this thread - see thread for reference .

I don't think he is a douch bag I'm just giving him what he earned with his hard work. If we don't insult him he will feel like a failure.

*Blows Down Door*

Heh, silly little underling, thinking he is able to out-flame my flaming capabilities.

You think your flaming is more rigorous than the flaming of the glory that is Kuja? You think wrong you tiny ninety-seven post forum newbie. I am the Official TAO Asshole, and my flaming powers are unmatched in any land. My insults and crude, ribald humor dates back as far as history is recorded. I was the one who spread the rumors of Julius Ceasar having an affair with Madonna, I was the one who made everyone think Jesus led a secret homo-sexual life, I was the one who painted Beethoven's Al Cemino magenta.

My flaming has been known and feared since the dawn of time, and their is no possible way you can out-do me. I warn you now little one, trying to claim my hard-earned title is a big mistake, and I will unleash my immense name-calling powers.

I leave you with the option to step down, or to be destroyed.

The Devious One
-Kuja

P.S.
I noticed at the end you said that you are a post whore in training, I too excel far more in that sacred art than you will in ten life-times.

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Originally posted by Snarr
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Where is the 'Mod On The Loose' when you need him? :D :D :D

Foolish, foolish Nads!

You brazenly propose to have the posting skills to flame others into submission. I am here to tell you that your flaming is like the flaming that might result from a Bic lighter when it is almost out of fuel. You know how you have to spark it and spark it before it finally catches and then you have to very carefully protect it from the wind before it blows out again? You are verily like that Bic lighter. Whereas, I, the Mighty Northwind, might verily be compared to a volcano belching magma high into the atmosphere and destroying every living thing within a twelve mile radius. So powerful is the Northwind's flaming, that it has been likened to the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So fearsome are the posts of the Terrifying Northwind that he has been told that he is "full of hot air" on more than one occasion.:( No, Nads, you are but a small child when compared to the might of the Awesome Northwind.

And don't let Kuja or Rescorlian see your foolishness. Their assholery knows no bounds and is not constrained by any sort of conscience or mercy. And woe be until you should the Dark Lord Wurtil see this shameless rip-off of his famous post. Certainly, it has been said that "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." However, someone also once said "I can't believe it's not butter" about that vile, artificial hellishness attempting to pass itself off as butter - so obviously, people will say anything and cannot be trusted.

Now, BE GONE WITH YOU!

Edit -- Oh, too late. Kuja has replied while this was being written. Run for your life!

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Edit -- Oh, too late. Kuja has replied while this was being written. Run for your life!

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Don't worry oh Mighty Northwind, I will leave some after I am finished with this puke. He will bow before the The Devious One, or he will suffer most certain death! He has no idea of the Deviousness that is Kuja, or the Omnipotence that is Rescorlian, or the Might that is Northwind, we will show him the true ways of flaming!

The Devious One
-Kuja

After you three are done with him can I have have his body for biological experiments? Oh, great Scout LOS site Nads :D.

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Originally posted by Snarr
If we don't insult him he will feel like a failure.

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Ahhh, so true! I made this post knowing 99% of the people reading it wouldn't get the joke. Snarr, you are in the 1% I believe.

Now, back into my character...

It matters not who thinks they are more flameful than I, ask AzN_GuY, for he was one of many who realized the power of my insult upon seeing it. The ultimate power has been realized, and it is Wurtil, oops, I mean Nads.

Your friendly neighborhood Apprentice Whore,
Nads

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Originally posted by Kuja

You think your flaming is more rigorous than the flaming of the glory that is Kuja? You think wrong you tiny ninety-seven post forum newbie.

I leave you with the option to step down, or to be destroyed.

The Devious One
-Kuja

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Kuja
The Fifth Ninja Turtle

Registered: Mar 2004


Hmmmm, it's still March 2004, correct?

sand

dans

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dasn?

aren't anagrams fun? ^_^

Amusing. . .

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

Nads,
It is true that you doth amuse the Mighty Northwind. However, my amusement is due to your pathetic replies to the proficiency of my flaming.

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It matters not who thinks they are more flameful than I, ask AzN_GuY, for he was one of many who realized the power of my insult upon seeing it.

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You say that you have command over the power of the insult and yet, I have not yet seen this "insult power" that you claim to possess. Idle prattle about one's flaming ability is no substitute for the actual flaming. Think you are ready to take on the Mighty Northwind in a battle of the flame? Think again! For thine flaming abilities art similar to that fire that that guy created in the Jack London story "To Build a Fire." Yes, you are the tiny smoldering ember that, just as it is on the verge of catching into a larger flame, is dumped on by the snow from the branches above and forever extinguished. (As a side note, the guy then wanders around until he is frozen to death by . . . (drumroll please) . . . The Northwind! (gasp). Yes, your flaming is akin to the tiniest conflagration ever conceived. Now, vex me no more!

Four side notes - Kuja was previously Lord Achilles and has been around almost from the beginning. Don't ask me why he switched names, he's just weird that way.

Second, please do not comfort yourself that the Mighty Northwind does not get your joke. The Mighty Northwind gets many jokes. So much so that he frequently tires of always fetching the jokes and wishes he had a dog that would go get his jokes for him.

Third, the Mighty Northwind, too, is appreciative of your excellent Scout LOS webpage. Good work!:)

Fourth, Don't forget "snad" and "sadn"

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Originally posted by nads
Kuja
The Fifth Ninja Turtle

Registered: Mar 2004


Hmmmm, it's still March 2004, correct?

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nads...you speak well but with this post you showed how little you pay attention to anything around here

*Blows down door*

Heheh, foolish little wannabe, you realize not the seniority of The Devious One Kuja, formerly The Radical One Lord Achilles. I have been here far longer than you my friend, because Lord Achilles was actually my second name, so I have been here longer than than the majority of people here.

How can you call yourself a post whore, when you have not even posted on one of the best threads ever made? (The "Remember This Thread?" where I announced my secret identity.) You are a foolish little post-newbie, and your flaming is nothing compared to mine.

The people have spoke, I am the biggest asshole here litte one, so either stand at my side, or in my path...

The Devious One
-Kuja

Alas, Kuja and Northwind did acheive a victory over my forces, but only for the pure reason that they knew my tactics and were able to counter them with a more purified version of my flamation of doom. These two were the exceptions, where as the rest of you shall all become the rule.

Your friendly neighborhood (insert powerful sounding title here),
Nads

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/sh...5&pagenumber=1

Nads, this is in response to your posting on the thread of the Dark One. Perhaps you did not understand, but Wurtil's reason for anger was not that you created a false testimony imitating that of the Dark Lord's, but rather that you posted a link to it on the thread of the Dark Lord Wurtil. In retribution, your punishment is to recieve a link to said thread placed upon your own such item of the sort. Enjoy, and cheers.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

*Goes to Home Depot, buys new door, drives old charred door to dumpster, and screws new door on hinges and back in place, then blows down the new door he just recently installed*

Why hello! It seems the little one who claims he was a better insultist than me has admitted defeat!

I am glad to see that you came to your senses underling! It has finally gotten through your head that you are no match for the Devious One. Although you do have potential, you are no match for the veteran assholes, like The Devious One, or The Omnipotent one, or The Fearsome One, and Shuichi needs a title.

So you say that you will have the people of the General Discussion under your sole assholing rule? WRONG. I have already accomplished this, I am the sole ruler of all assholes, for I am King Asshole. I warn you now, do not defy me, or you will feel my wrath!

The Devious One
-Kuja

LOLOLOLOL I could take you nads.......well maby not but you still don't diserve that "my server has felt my power will yours be next" title.

Alright all you power-hungry dark lords, there isn't enough room on TAO for all of you so why don't you just have a competition and kill each other off? It'll just make it that much easier for the rest of us "peasants" to continue with our gaming. Thank you for your time.

Out of curiousity, why is there such a following of wanna-be dark lords as opposed to light lords? Is being good not bad ass enough for most of you guys or is it some insecurity nested deep within your fraile soul that makes you want to convince others that you're evil? Maybe you should think about that, and perhaps repent your ways for the dark never overcomes the light in the end. Cheers!

Xaos,

I defy you to find an instance when I claimed to be evil. As I have previously stated

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Azn_Guy – it is true that the mighty Northwind has never claimed to be evil. However, this is only because my powers are so great as to exceed all categorization. To be evil limits one from being good, just as being good limits one from being evil. The Great Northwind has no tolerance for these petty limitations and accepts no compromise in the full expression of his awesome being. Good and Evil shall both bow down before me. Like Abraxas, I am both and I am neither. Fear me!

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(from this thread) I, much like Herman Hesse's Abraxas, am beyond good and evil. What is more powerful than the light and dark combined? Answer, only the Mighty Northwind. I will tolerate no more you your ramblings.

*Goes back to Home Depot, buys yet another door for Nads and kindly installs it for him. There you go Nads, that will be $300 for parts and labor. (I got an expensive all steel door for you that Kuja will not be able to blow down - despite all his practice in blowing :) )

Why blue?

Yeah I've been meaning to ask that - Why blue?
And why bonjour le petit chien enrage?

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Yeah I've been meaning to ask that - Why blue?

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And why bonjour le petit chien enrage?

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OK, I hate to do this, but I'm going to give you real answers to both of these questions. I apologize in advance that I don't have some smartass reply ready.

After seeing "Smarr's" red edits, I realized that it was kinda cool to have posts in different colors. I also thought that if each person choose a color, you would begin to associate their posts with that color and, thereby, define them a bit better in your mind as you read them. And I thought that blue just seemed kind of . . . Northwindy.

Second, my girlfriend (now wife) and I did some hiking in the Dordogne (sp?) region of France a few years ago and read that rabid dogs were endemic to the area. I therefore got in the habit of greeting all dogs that we came across with the friendly greeting that is now in my sig. (Hello little dog with rabies!). Then, I would discuss at length whether or not I would be able to beat the dog to death with my hiking stick if it did turn out to be rabid. :) Unfortunately, I never got a chance to try it as all the dogs turned out to be boringly normal.

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

IrememberwhenIalwaystalkedlikethis...butIrealizedthatitwasjustabarriartonormalcommunication.Idon'treadbluepostsunlessI'mspecificallyinterestedintheinformationcontainedtherein.Notthatthatshouldmeananythingtoyou.

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I don't read blue posts unless I'm specifically interested in the information contained therein

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How will you know if there is any interesting information in them if you don't read them? Though frankly, its probably not all that likely to be interesting!

If I'm on a thread, I'll most likely read every post. If yours is in blue, I'll only read it if it replies to something I said, or I particularly care about your opinion on the matter, or someone else quotes you in a post I'm interested in, and so on.

ive decided to kamakazee as many threads in the next half hour as possible.. BONZAI BADGER!!!!!!!

Northwind, I wasn't actually referring to you. I would like to note however that applying "rambling" to anything is extremely subjective, so what may be seen as rambling for one person is not for another. In my opinion, I was not rambling (or I would not have said it). ^_^

*Attempts to blow down metal door, but fails* Hmmm? *Scratches chin and runs around corner, then crashes through the wall in a mac truck*

Wow Xaos, quite the party-pooper aren't we?:)

You have to be a freakin crack-head to not realize we're joking, we don't really think we're dark lords. We're just having a tad bit of fun, unlike you, be less serious.

Now, where was I?

All of you will bow down before the might of the lands most powerful asshole! Muahahaha!

The Devious One
-Kuja

Joking? Who's joking? The struggles of powers are utterly real!

Did xyx say anthing? I thought I saw him here, or was it just a rainbow?

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Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IrememberwhenIalwaystalkedlikethis...butIrealizedthatitwasjustabarriartonormalcommunication.Idon'treadbluepostsunlessI'mspecificallyinterestedintheinformationcontainedtherein.Notthatthatshouldmeananythingtoyou.

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That mustve take a hell of a long time :confused:

Foolish Mortals!

Writing in the colors of the flame is hardly a flame in and of itself! There are so many colors for a flame to be that those such as yourself could never hope to capture the essence of my insults merely by changing the color of your text. Watch as I demonstrate the awesome power that is my flame, all while maintaining a constant text color in my retort.

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Originally posted by Kuja
*Goes to Home Depot, buys new door, drives old charred door to dumpster, and screws new door on hinges and back in place, then blows down the new door he just recently installed*

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Kuja, nice try, but that was the door to my servants quarters!!! The door to my lordly castle is made of a high quality steel which is impervious to attacks by the mosquito like bites of yours.

Wow, that was a close one, I also, in all my power and glory, began to lose control over the colors. Let me rethink my position on this issue…