The beginning chapter of the Legion of Doom

Wurtil · 12-09-2003, 10:43 AM

Consider yourselves lucky to be reading this, players of TAO, for today marks a new beginning in the oncoming slaughter. The Legion of Doom is forming, and so it is that all in its path shall fall victim to the hordes. We are not an elite clan, or however it is that you peasants may call it, nor do we seek the downfall of any other clan in particular, besides those that wish to stand between us and our domination of the entire world of TAO. Granted, that does cover just about every clan member around, but still, it is not against anything in particular. Join with me, the Dark Lord Wurtil, and all your desires shall be fulfilled. Chaos will rule supreme over the land, and entirety of your existence shall decay into nothingness.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

Eldar[TN] · 12-09-2003, 11:04 AM

I'm all for not joining =) Good Luck forming your clan Wurtil o0

Serebii · 12-11-2003, 05:37 PM

......um i will join i suppose...i just wanna learn Tactics and conquer.your post is to corney though

Hashish_Scout · 12-11-2003, 05:58 PM

Wurtil is very melodramatic. It's part of his charm.

bigmikeybig · 12-12-2003, 04:14 AM

I just wanna fart in his general direction!...

Merry Christmas wurtil....

Rescorlian · 12-12-2003, 04:44 AM

Wurtil, you will be domonating nothing as you will soon be a underlord of mine. Your pathetically named legion of Doom ripoff shall also be an army of mine as you are the leader and you shall kneel before me and hand over control. I also fart in your genral direction.

Happy new year!!

bigmikeybig · 12-12-2003, 04:46 AM

Sheesh.....

poor guy wants power yet he cant spell....

hmmmm I wonder how far this will go..

Rescorlian · 12-12-2003, 04:54 AM

You are an insolent and juvenile fool. Your responses are as sensible and intelligant as that of a smallchild. Go back to the play pen. or I will crush you!!

bigmikeybig · 12-12-2003, 04:55 AM

ohhhh my my......a little testy are we?

that temper will get you into big trouble one day young man

Rescorlian · 12-12-2003, 05:01 AM

And your words have already gotten you into bigger trouble than you can handle. I have read up on you KOTR, and I will dominate it. All who do not join me shall kneel before me and call me master.

bigmikeybig · 12-12-2003, 05:05 AM

Nice dream there buddy......now wake up and smell the coffee (or dog dung in your case)

ALL HEAR THIS::

NONE SHAL DEFEAT THE KIGHTS OF THE ROUND!! ANY WHO OPPOSE THEM WILL BE SWEPT UP IN THEIR FLOD OF VICTORY!

*note* new members are welcome

Rescorlian · 12-12-2003, 05:08 AM

Ha, kinght's of the round. They to were defeated as you shall be. They are unable to even think of an original name so they take that which has alrady been vastly over used. There was one differance between you and the real Knights of The Round. They were able to fight to match they're words.

Hashish_Scout · 12-12-2003, 05:44 AM

Now hear this: we are not the Knights of the Round Table. We are the Knights of the Round, and are deadly adversaries. We fly through the countryside like a spreading shadow, a terrible and mighty power, and all who oppose us are caught up and crushed beneath the hooves of war. Surrender now, Rascorlian, or prepare to die.

There, I can be melodramatic too. Take it easy Rascorlian.

Also, look at Wurtil. He's a friendly neighborhood dark lord, while you are just Rascorlian, the annoying person who wants to be a dark lord. Stop the melodrama unless you can actually be useful with your words.

Rescorlian · 12-12-2003, 05:56 AM

Actually I am the omnipotent warrior Rescorlian, however, I am done with my fun(making fun of Wurtil). I have gotten tired of that game as my real target was Wurtil. And seeing as how I have already beat him(lack of a real reply). I'm done. However the knights of the round are still a bunch of whimps

Wurtil · 12-12-2003, 07:03 AM

Lack of a reply? What is this strange craze, where if a Dark Lord suddenly misses a few hours of thread looking in a night, the entire world thinks they can push over darkness while the Dark One slumbers. First off Rescorlian, art thou even worth the Dark Lord Wurtil's time, for you seem to copy many techniques of other forum posters in your speech.

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bigmikeybig I just wanna fart in his general direction!...

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Rescorlian Wurtil, you will be domonating nothing as you will soon be a underlord of mine. Your pathetically named legion of Doom ripoff shall also be an army of mine as you are the leader and you shall kneel before me and hand over control. I also fart in your genral direction.

If KOTR is such a feeble clan that stands no chance against your complete will to dominate, then why exactly must you repeat what a member of their clan says? If this new dark lord (notice the apparent lack of capitalization, it is intentional) were so strong indeed, then why not forge his own language and pattern of speech rather than copy off a member of KOTR.

Furthermore, how is my Legion of Doom a copycat into itself, and, quite more entertainingly, why is it that even though my hordes of minions are simple copies, that you, oh Rescorlian, wish to control them. If your power was so absolute, then what need would you have for Wurtil's minions when your very own minions that would be much stronger (due to your continual small talk over being a more powerful dark lord [lack of capitalization again, as if your almightyness needs another hint], you would obviously have stronger minions) and you would then have no need of Wurtil's minions, title, or anything else pertaining to my Dark Lord self. I can safely say, Rescorlian, that you almost entice even the Dark Lord to join forces with KOTR to keep you quiet. *shudders* Wurtil can not believe he has just said this.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

12-09-2003, 10:43 AM	#1
Wurtil Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Look right behind you. . . Posts: 195	The beginning chapter of the Legion of Doom Consider yourselves lucky to be reading this, players of TAO, for today marks a new beginning in the oncoming slaughter. The Legion of Doom is forming, and so it is that all in its path shall fall victim to the hordes. We are not an elite clan, or however it is that you peasants may call it, nor do we seek the downfall of any other clan in particular, besides those that wish to stand between us and our domination of the entire world of TAO. Granted, that does cover just about every clan member around, but still, it is not against anything in particular. Join with me, the Dark Lord Wurtil, and all your desires shall be fulfilled. Chaos will rule supreme over the land, and entirety of your existence shall decay into nothingness. Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord, Wurtil

12-09-2003, 11:04 AM	#2
Eldar[TN] The Newbies Lead. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 282	I'm all for not joining =) Good Luck forming your clan Wurtil o0 __________________ The Newbies of Great Lakes: Eldar[TN] BufferThanSkinny CanadianBacon99 ALF[TN] XxGosuxX

12-11-2003, 05:37 PM	#3
Serebii Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 3	????? ......um i will join i suppose...i just wanna learn Tactics and conquer.your post is to corney though __________________ I want TO JOIN A GOOD CLAN

12-11-2003, 05:58 PM	#4
Hashish_Scout Hash is real. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,565	Wurtil is very melodramatic. It's part of his charm. __________________ I've been infected with the signature virus by abyaly, who was infected by Jeffery.

12-12-2003, 04:14 AM	#5
bigmikeybig KOTR Propagandist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: GA USA Posts: 239	I just wanna fart in his general direction!... Merry Christmas wurtil.... __________________

12-12-2003, 04:44 AM	#6
Rescorlian Omnipotent One SI Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,773	Wurtil, you will be domonating nothing as you will soon be a underlord of mine. Your pathetically named legion of Doom ripoff shall also be an army of mine as you are the leader and you shall kneel before me and hand over control. I also fart in your genral direction. Happy new year!! Last edited by Rescorlian; 12-12-2003 at 04:51 AM.

12-12-2003, 04:46 AM	#7
bigmikeybig KOTR Propagandist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: GA USA Posts: 239	Sheesh..... poor guy wants power yet he cant spell.... hmmmm I wonder how far this will go.. __________________

12-12-2003, 04:54 AM	#8
Rescorlian Omnipotent One SI Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,773	You are an insolent and juvenile fool. Your responses are as sensible and intelligant as that of a smallchild. Go back to the play pen. or I will crush you!!

12-12-2003, 04:55 AM	#9
bigmikeybig KOTR Propagandist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: GA USA Posts: 239	ohhhh my my......a little testy are we? that temper will get you into big trouble one day young man __________________

12-12-2003, 05:01 AM	#10
Rescorlian Omnipotent One SI Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,773	And your words have already gotten you into bigger trouble than you can handle. I have read up on you KOTR, and I will dominate it. All who do not join me shall kneel before me and call me master.

12-12-2003, 05:05 AM	#11
bigmikeybig KOTR Propagandist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: GA USA Posts: 239	Nice dream there buddy......now wake up and smell the coffee (or dog dung in your case) ALL HEAR THIS:: NONE SHAL DEFEAT THE KIGHTS OF THE ROUND!! ANY WHO OPPOSE THEM WILL BE SWEPT UP IN THEIR FLOD OF VICTORY! note new members are welcome __________________

12-12-2003, 05:08 AM	#12
Rescorlian Omnipotent One SI Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,773	Ha, kinght's of the round. They to were defeated as you shall be. They are unable to even think of an original name so they take that which has alrady been vastly over used. There was one differance between you and the real Knights of The Round. They were able to fight to match they're words.

12-12-2003, 05:44 AM	#13
Hashish_Scout Hash is real. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,565	Now hear this: we are not the Knights of the Round Table. We are the Knights of the Round, and are deadly adversaries. We fly through the countryside like a spreading shadow, a terrible and mighty power, and all who oppose us are caught up and crushed beneath the hooves of war. Surrender now, Rascorlian, or prepare to die. There, I can be melodramatic too. Take it easy Rascorlian. Also, look at Wurtil. He's a friendly neighborhood dark lord, while you are just Rascorlian, the annoying person who wants to be a dark lord. Stop the melodrama unless you can actually be useful with your words. __________________ I've been infected with the signature virus by abyaly, who was infected by Jeffery.

12-12-2003, 05:56 AM	#14
Rescorlian Omnipotent One SI Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,773	Actually I am the omnipotent warrior Rescorlian, however, I am done with my fun(making fun of Wurtil). I have gotten tired of that game as my real target was Wurtil. And seeing as how I have already beat him(lack of a real reply). I'm done. However the knights of the round are still a bunch of whimps Last edited by Rescorlian; 12-12-2003 at 06:01 AM.

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