For the love of GOD.....

Hugh Junit · 03-05-2004, 07:54 PM

I STILL am unable to log onto Banff! Is the maintenance still going on? Has the server disappeared? Am I in the Matrix? Is there anybody out there?

Office_Shredder · 03-05-2004, 07:58 PM

You are in the matrix. Do not struggle, the transformation is complete. If you attempt to escape, you will be transferred to Chicago! MUWAHAHAHAHA

banff isn't working for me either

Hugh Junit · 03-05-2004, 08:01 PM

Thanks Shredder. Why isnt anyone else talking about it and why are there no threads? Has it been like this for you since yesterday?

Office_Shredder · 03-05-2004, 08:10 PM

No actually, it just started. What is interesting is I was battling nomar, he timed out and surrendered, then when I left and tried to get back on (because I accidentally closed the window for some reason) I couldn't get back on.

Maybe it's a conspiracy. What's that noise? Who are you? What the...

*scuffle scuffle*

And I was never heard from again...

nads · 03-06-2004, 12:28 PM

I noticed the problem at about 23:00 PST on Thursday. It is now 11:00 PST on Saturday. That's 36 hours so far. Now let's be hypothetical here and calculate how much of my gold membership value I have therefore lost.

31 days in march each with 24 hours = 744 hours

36 is 4.8387% of 744.

This means I have lost nearly 5% of my gold membership because I haven't been able to use it, that's like 25 cents! Holy hell, I could have bought something with that 25 cents like ummmm, actually wait, no I couldn't have.

ok, so you know how everything fun to do costs more to do it on weekends like amusement parks and stuff? Like maybe they'll let you in for $16 on Wednesday, but it's $28 on Saturday. Let's say a membership is worth more to me on weekends because I have more time to kill. So, based on the ratio of 16:28 which I admittedly pulled out of thin air, we should take our gold membership value loss of 5% and say that 33% of that was weekend rates.

Damnit, that's like 32 cents! You bastards, that's a postage stamp before they bumped the rates up!!! I could have almost snail mailed my grandma a letter for the money I am losing here.

Oh and one last thing, if you don't get it, don't reply to it.

Jeffery · 03-06-2004, 12:32 PM

I could have bought half a candy bar with that 25 cents!

Eryyn · 03-06-2004, 12:34 PM

hehehehehehehehehe.

that's funny

samm · 03-06-2004, 02:36 PM

WHEN WILL BANFF B UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeffery · 03-06-2004, 03:14 PM

Banff has become a memory, and soon a myth, much like the legend of those other server.... legends and the gold server.

Office_Shredder · 03-06-2004, 03:30 PM

I'm just surprised that there hasn't been any word from the admins about what is going on...

Hugh Junit · 03-06-2004, 03:38 PM

Tell me about it. ABSOLUTELY no word about Banff for 2 days. I can be patient but jesus.

thompizzle87 · 03-06-2004, 07:15 PM

Don't feel bad. Ive been gold for two months and still havent gotten upgraded in the forums

03-05-2004, 07:58 PM	#2
Office_Shredder Oxford Blues Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ridgewood, NJ Posts: 10,118	You are in the matrix. Do not struggle, the transformation is complete. If you attempt to escape, you will be transferred to Chicago! MUWAHAHAHAHA banff isn't working for me either __________________ And ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death; I will fear no grey jump. For thou art with me; thy frost and thy mud golem, they comfort me. Thou preparest a mage bomb before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou annointest my units with stone armor, my shrubs runneth over.

03-05-2004, 08:10 PM	#4
Office_Shredder Oxford Blues Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ridgewood, NJ Posts: 10,118	No actually, it just started. What is interesting is I was battling nomar, he timed out and surrendered, then when I left and tried to get back on (because I accidentally closed the window for some reason) I couldn't get back on. Maybe it's a conspiracy. What's that noise? Who are you? What the... scuffle scuffle And I was never heard from again... __________________ And ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death; I will fear no grey jump. For thou art with me; thy frost and thy mud golem, they comfort me. Thou preparest a mage bomb before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou annointest my units with stone armor, my shrubs runneth over.

03-06-2004, 12:28 PM	#5
nads Band... Like Bottle Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,784	I noticed the problem at about 23:00 PST on Thursday. It is now 11:00 PST on Saturday. That's 36 hours so far. Now let's be hypothetical here and calculate how much of my gold membership value I have therefore lost. 31 days in march each with 24 hours = 744 hours 36 is 4.8387% of 744. This means I have lost nearly 5% of my gold membership because I haven't been able to use it, that's like 25 cents! Holy hell, I could have bought something with that 25 cents like ummmm, actually wait, no I couldn't have. ok, so you know how everything fun to do costs more to do it on weekends like amusement parks and stuff? Like maybe they'll let you in for $16 on Wednesday, but it's $28 on Saturday. Let's say a membership is worth more to me on weekends because I have more time to kill. So, based on the ratio of 16:28 which I admittedly pulled out of thin air, we should take our gold membership value loss of 5% and say that 33% of that was weekend rates. Damnit, that's like 32 cents! You bastards, that's a postage stamp before they bumped the rates up!!! I could have almost snail mailed my grandma a letter for the money I am losing here. Oh and one last thing, if you don't get it, don't reply to it. __________________

03-06-2004, 12:32 PM	#6
Jeffery We're coming to get you! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Creeping you out. Posts: 4,797	I could have bought half a candy bar with that 25 cents! __________________ http://www.sacredseasons.com/play/?r...ame=TAOJeffery Netjak.com - Old Schoolo Gameplay \| Netjak.com Clan Site "Jeffery, you sick, sick boy. " DivineRight _ "You sick, sick boy " Sergiy_ "Jeffery... you're a sick, sick boy." Meat.Eater "(wait... I should trash my lesbo pr0n folder before I tell you to try this...)" -Unnamed TAO Mod Disable Adblocks and Click the ad to generate money for Netjak Donate to the Netjak-TAO website via Paypal

03-06-2004, 02:36 PM	#8
samm Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GO ILLINIOS!!!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 8	umm............ WHEN WILL BANFF B UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Randomness will end up consuming your life. Its Randomness that will win the battles. Kinda geurrilla tactics dont u think? IM ME!!! IM BORED! WE CAN TALK BOUT NETHING!!!

03-06-2004, 12:34 PM	#7
Eryyn Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4	hehehehehehehehehe. that's funny

03-06-2004, 03:14 PM	#9
Jeffery We're coming to get you! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Creeping you out. Posts: 4,797	Banff has become a memory, and soon a myth, much like the legend of those other server.... legends and the gold server. __________________ http://www.sacredseasons.com/play/?r...ame=TAOJeffery Netjak.com - Old Schoolo Gameplay \| Netjak.com Clan Site "Jeffery, you sick, sick boy. " DivineRight _ "You sick, sick boy " Sergiy_ "Jeffery... you're a sick, sick boy." Meat.Eater "(wait... I should trash my lesbo pr0n folder before I tell you to try this...)" -Unnamed TAO Mod Disable Adblocks and Click the ad to generate money for Netjak Donate to the Netjak-TAO website via Paypal

03-06-2004, 03:30 PM	#10
Office_Shredder Oxford Blues Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ridgewood, NJ Posts: 10,118	I'm just surprised that there hasn't been any word from the admins about what is going on... __________________ And ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death; I will fear no grey jump. For thou art with me; thy frost and thy mud golem, they comfort me. Thou preparest a mage bomb before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou annointest my units with stone armor, my shrubs runneth over.

03-06-2004, 07:15 PM	#12
thompizzle87 Official AFI LTJ Hunter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York Posts: 166	Don't feel bad. Ive been gold for two months and still havent gotten upgraded in the forums __________________ You're mine AFI LTJ. If I ever see you in the lobby, I will hunt you down and humiliate you for what you've done to me. Proud member of KOTR. Andizzle is after you.

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