N00B Slayer Strategy... just for super-duper slaughtering FUN!

Al Caponeoni · 11-30-2003, 11:46 AM

Alright...

1) Most n00bs do not move their units in the setup.... at ALL!! I have seen this countless times.... Therefore, to kill their Cleric first turn, put a DMW (Dark Magic Witch) one space to the left or right of Foward Center (center being occupied by Lightning Ward to keep those pesky spell casters away, or draw in knights) and move the DMW front and center between the two armies far enough to kill the Cleric and damage a knight...

2) Most n00bs have no idea that the Lightning Ward does not take damage from knights.... so naturally I put my LW up front to draw in their spell casters or draw in the knights/assasins so I can surround them with MY knights and kill them quickly....

Those are my two main strategies against newbs.... and they work. Oh yes, they work. I also bait n00bs in the lobby.... hehehe

AzN_GuY · 11-30-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Alright...
Those are my two main strategies against newbs.... and they work. Oh yes, they work. I also bait n00bs in the lobby.... hehehe

Dude, and im supposed to respect you for this right?

Legend Keiphus · 11-30-2003, 11:56 AM

Yeah, you should respect all noob killers.

bizrampump · 11-30-2003, 11:56 AM

lol AzN_Guy has a point, why not take on a challenge from a more expierienced fighter and get hard earned wins instead of being cheap....

Legend Keiphus · 11-30-2003, 12:09 PM

cheap and fun, real and boring

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

icedragon · 11-30-2003, 12:30 PM

Lol, I like strat #1

AzN_GuY · 11-30-2003, 12:37 PM

I like my lighting ward up front to counter strat 1

Al Caponeoni · 11-30-2003, 01:17 PM

Oh, believe me.... I only do this if I feel like it.... most of the time I try to challenge myself against an experienced players... but once in awhile it's just great fun to slaughter a newbie....

Just finished a horribly lopsided game.... when I won, I had three knights left, my scout, my DMW, my Lightning Ward, my Barrier Ward, and my cleric....

AzN_GuY · 11-30-2003, 01:19 PM

When it rains, it pours...

MasterGolem · 11-30-2003, 01:37 PM

hey azn wanna play 1 game someday?

Asharlin[SG] · 11-30-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Al Caponeoni
Alright...

1) Most n00bs do not move their units in the setup.... at ALL!! I have seen this countless times.... Therefore, to kill their Cleric first turn, put a DMW (Dark Magic Witch) one space to the left or right of Foward Center (center being occupied by Lightning Ward to keep those pesky spell casters away, or draw in knights) and move the DMW front and center between the two armies far enough to kill the Cleric and damage a knight...

2) Most n00bs have no idea that the Lightning Ward does not take damage from knights.... so naturally I put my LW up front to draw in their spell casters or draw in the knights/assasins so I can surround them with MY knights and kill them quickly....

Those are my two main strategies against newbs.... and they work. Oh yes, they work. I also bait n00bs in the lobby.... hehehe

Any decent strategy = slaughter of the n00b.

rug · 11-30-2003, 01:46 PM

I never challenge anyone, I just pick a field and wait for an opponent. If a n00b is dumb enough to take me on it's their fault.

Al Caponeoni · 11-30-2003, 01:57 PM

LOl....... yes so true....

Killer_kev · 11-30-2003, 02:34 PM

i wouldnt play mastergolem if i were he. hes even worse then a noob killer. he wins by getting them to refresh.

Al Caponeoni · 11-30-2003, 02:59 PM

LOL.... I had some guy try to tell me I could make my units invisible if I pressed F5... I said

"Sorry buddy, I'm not a n00b... lol"
"relly it wrks!"
"No."
"Eet my ball sak 4evr!"

LOL. He left after I was in the process of slaughtering him

11-30-2003, 11:56 AM	#4
bizrampump Gold Account Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MASSECHUSETTS Posts: 88	lol AzN_Guy has a point, why not take on a challenge from a more expierienced fighter and get hard earned wins instead of being cheap.... __________________ i vant to suck your blood.... blah!

11-30-2003, 12:30 PM	#6
icedragon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hmm.. I think i wrote it on the back of my hand... Posts: 104	Lol, I like strat #1 __________________ In the midst of war, among all the bodies, there is one name reamaining, icedragon

11-30-2003, 12:37 PM	#7
AzN_GuY You Want Fries With That? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Far side of the moon Posts: 1,227	I like my lighting ward up front to counter strat 1 __________________ What's a Mod?

11-30-2003, 01:17 PM	#8
Al Caponeoni Your Master and Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: www.wapwf.com Posts: 2,126	arg Oh, believe me.... I only do this if I feel like it.... most of the time I try to challenge myself against an experienced players... but once in awhile it's just great fun to slaughter a newbie.... Just finished a horribly lopsided game.... when I won, I had three knights left, my scout, my DMW, my Lightning Ward, my Barrier Ward, and my cleric.... __________________

11-30-2003, 01:19 PM	#9
AzN_GuY You Want Fries With That? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Far side of the moon Posts: 1,227	When it rains, it pours... __________________ What's a Mod?

11-30-2003, 11:46 AM	#1
Al Caponeoni Your Master and Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: www.wapwf.com Posts: 2,126	N00B Slayer Strategy... just for super-duper slaughtering FUN! Alright... 1) Most n00bs do not move their units in the setup.... at ALL!! I have seen this countless times.... Therefore, to kill their Cleric first turn, put a DMW (Dark Magic Witch) one space to the left or right of Foward Center (center being occupied by Lightning Ward to keep those pesky spell casters away, or draw in knights) and move the DMW front and center between the two armies far enough to kill the Cleric and damage a knight... 2) Most n00bs have no idea that the Lightning Ward does not take damage from knights.... so naturally I put my LW up front to draw in their spell casters or draw in the knights/assasins so I can surround them with MY knights and kill them quickly.... Those are my two main strategies against newbs.... and they work. Oh yes, they work. I also bait n00bs in the lobby.... hehehe __________________

11-30-2003, 11:56 AM	#3
Legend Keiphus Great One Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 95	Yeah, you should respect all noob killers.

11-30-2003, 12:09 PM	#5
Legend Keiphus Great One Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 95	cheap and fun, real and boring hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

11-30-2003, 01:37 PM	#10
MasterGolem Official Rev pwn3r Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pluto... near Aro23r =P Posts: 419	hey azn wanna play 1 game someday?

11-30-2003, 01:46 PM	#12
rug Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10	I never challenge anyone, I just pick a field and wait for an opponent. If a n00b is dumb enough to take me on it's their fault.

11-30-2003, 01:57 PM	#13
Al Caponeoni Your Master and Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: www.wapwf.com Posts: 2,126	Good point LOl....... yes so true.... __________________

11-30-2003, 02:34 PM	#14
Killer_kev God of posting Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,407	i wouldnt play mastergolem if i were he. hes even worse then a noob killer. he wins by getting them to refresh. __________________ peace Proudly South african Remember KK. That is all that matters

11-30-2003, 02:59 PM	#15
Al Caponeoni Your Master and Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: www.wapwf.com Posts: 2,126	LOL.... I had some guy try to tell me I could make my units invisible if I pressed F5... I said "Sorry buddy, I'm not a n00b... lol" "relly it wrks!" "No." "Eet my ball sak 4evr!" LOL. He left after I was in the process of slaughtering him __________________

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