Netjaks Have Arrived!

[lord ducki]

TAOers of the grand community of Great Lakes:

A new force has arisen against the dark tyranny of the older clans of this server. A mighty force to rebel and strike against the old ways of server. No longer will these villians go unchecked on Great Lakes. We will rise and strike down these black stains to TAO and leader Great Lakes to a new era. An era where honor, fellowship and sportsmenship exude from this wonderful server.

The path is not easy, these foul tyrants did not rise to power by being weak. They are strong but we will be stronger. If you are a grey 1100+ or a gold 1250+ and believe you have what it takes to overcome the old monarchy, join us. Join us and together we will dominate this server. Together we will usher in a new era where noobs can run free to learn the game without the fear of being jumped by noob hunting golds and greys or insulted by the old hegemony; where the schmucks of the old way are trashed back and smitten down one by one; and where you are among the very best in TAO. For no matter where we go.......

NETJAK RULES!

[Twelve]

As we say at home...


"BRING THE RUCKUS!!!"


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[Fungi]

Originally posted by lord ducki
Together we will usher in a new era where noobs can run free to learn the game without the fear of being jumped by noob hunting golds and greys or insulted by the old hegemony; where the schmucks of the old way are trashed back and smitten down one by one; and where you are among the very best in TAO. For no matter where we go

Wait wait. What about the trash talking, disconnecting, confused noobs? When does the old school band together to show those kids a thing or two?

[lord ducki]

Witness... the old power structure beginning to crumble....


Xuandi was talking smack in the lobby only to be humbled:


Darrington Darque, easily beaten. Yes, he did say he was DCed, but he played with honor like a true warrior. Darrington, your valiant skills are wasted with BG. Come to netjak we need good warriors to battle the powers that be.

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah, so the people who bought around the most newbish tactic there is have come to GL. We laugh collectivly at your pitiful excuse of a clan. Fear not peoples, the greatest of GL have been banded together for a long time.

[lord ducki]

Lord Kalamady trash talked netjak and doubted our path to domination over GL. of course, he was smacked down:



But, I am one against many.
Now is the time! Now is the hour! Rise up!

Rise up and join us.
Together we will tear down the walls the powers that now rule Great Lakes have constructed for you. Together we will dominate this server... for as I have already stated... everywhere we go...

NETJAK RULES!

[Fungi]

Ooooooh fancy font color.


I'm just entranced now.

So Ducki, what exactly is the point of all this warmongering?

[Utamaro]

May I ask what caused the random "Attempt" to take over Great Lakes. I mean I'm up for clans spreading and such forth, But what made you decide to all out come to GL to try and take it over?

[Twelve]

Originally posted by Utamaro
May I ask what caused the random "Attempt" to take over Great Lakes. I mean I'm up for clans spreading and such forth, But what made you decide to all out come to GL to try and take it over?

I don't know...something to do? Fun? Competition? An excuse to make more gold accounts?

In the end, it's all about having fun.


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[Aro23r]

netjak.com go mage bomb and noob your way to the top 100 on the other servers. Leave me and my two dragons alone.

[lord ducki]

Netjak is not about "owning" a server by sheer numbers. It is about collecting a group of elite players to "dominate" a server.

Chosing to believe we are all "noobs" puts a big 'ole smile on my face. Your denial that it is happening and underestimating us is clear evidence that we, the underdogs, are going to prevail.

I don't mage bomb, it doesn't show skill and is easily beaten by skilled players. In fact, i only lost once or twice to them as a GREY, let alone a gold. In fact in all the matches i have played as eindeg-dein, we agreed to not use a single mage! We choose skill matches and well, you see the results.

Anal23, how exactly did you get 2 dragons? Sounds like a cheater to me.

[Lord Achilles]

Oh no, *Lifeless Sigh* another powerul clan has risen to overthrow BG, what ever will we do...

Originally posted by lord ducki
Darrington, your valiant skills are wasted with BG. Come to netjak we need good warriors to battle the powers that be.

Boy, you're delving into a world of shit.

And for the record, Bushido has cleaned the server. We're the reason for the elimination of all the clans promoting bad sportsmanship, we have a clan to train n00bs..... hmmm.... I see no Netjak training?

Stop talking shit duck boy.

[Darrington]

*giggles girlishly*

Ya, I did DC, but I definately admit that I was 90% likely going to lose that match.

A rematch is welcome anytime, however.

And remember all...

1 semi-good member is not enough to dominate a server.

[Twelve]

Originally posted by lord ducki


Anal23, how exactly did you get 2 dragons? Sounds like a cheater to me.

Actually, he's a mod here...so....

Ducki, don't let anyone dictate how you play the game. The bottom line is that if "supposedly skilled player(a)" loses to "n00b player (b)", then (a) sucks worse than (b), despite whatever people might say.

So Aro, I respectfully disagree with you. But if you talk trash about my clan again, I'll leave the respect out next time.

Like I said, this is all about having fun. Netjak and SI have pushed each other to higher levels of gameplayin Banff, and this is why Banff PWN3D the gold tourney. We at netjak like a new challenge, a new fight, and we LOVE THIS GAME.

If anybody thinks there is something wrong with that, then you're WRONG. Netjak has brought the fight into Banff, into Revelations, into Legends, and now we're bringing it into Great Lakes. And we look forward to the competition in all of those places.

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[DuBious]

You think you're threatening cause you beat kalamady? *chuckles in anticipation* My dear duckmeister, you have some true prooving to do.